Massage Parlor Reports

**Oontz** · 11-13-16 13:53

Originally Posted by Miketastic69 [View Original Post]

Drove by some old haunts yesterday and wondered if either is worth a visit. I remember back in the days when you could get a good ole Saran Wrap job down by the river.

Smile has been discussed here recently referencing the street it's on. My experience has been pretty average for the area. I haven't been to the river in a while but haven't gone back far enough to have experiences similar to yours.

**Member #5834** · 11-13-16 02:08

So, on a recommendation from a community member here, I dreamed that I visited the Cherubic place:

https://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massa...irfax-va-36091

Located in a business park, there are lots of discrete places to park and walk. The entrance is unmarked, but unlocked. Go up stairs, ring bell. Asked for Coco, but she was with a client and had another appointment afterward. The only other working was Kim. Short, K-girl. Decent face. Thin. Small up top. Took an hour for. 6 (that is the house until 15 Nov) and yes to TS. TS was average. Massage was good. Theraputic even, with good backwalking. She followed directions well. Hard where it was supposed to be, soft where it needed to be. Didn't use oil or cream, but did emploiy a couple of hot towels. Only some light teasing on On the flip, out came the puppies. I dreamed she left top on, but pulled them out. Heavy roaming was allowed. Finish was average NOVA given more or less enthusiastically. Gave. 6 tip and she seemed satisfied with it.

I liked the fact that there was no heavy upsell or drawn out discussion of tip. Place was clean and pleasant. Kim was polite. No perfume. No distractions. There are 3-4 girls working, Coco who I did not see, Kim as reviewed here and Jessy who looked like a spinner with slgihtly better than average face. Over all a decent dream. Next time Coco.

**Member #6822** · 11-12-16 20:48

Originally Posted by Propilot [View Original Post]

I used that line once, but the provider did not seem to believe me. The provider said that she didn't remember me asking her name. There is another way I have used and it works 100% of the time. I am not going to announce it on the board, as the providers read the board and will make countermeasures. If we have pm'ed before, I will tell you.

Propilot-Always check your six.

Check you six? Does your trick involves anal?

**Propilot** · 11-12-16 13:34

Originally Posted by Miketastic69 [View Original Post]

Easy way to get past that crap. I used to ask for someone specific based on reviews back in the past and didn't know how to get around the How you Kno Me question. Now, by default I say "I saw her in the way out and asked what her name. ".

I used that line once, but the provider did not seem to believe me. The provider said that she didn't remember me asking her name. There is another way I have used and it works 100% of the time. I am not going to announce it on the board, as the providers read the board and will make countermeasures. If we have pm'ed before, I will tell you.

Propilot-Always check your six.

**Tighuup** · 11-12-16 09:49

I hit Herndon and Pine parlors fairly often. One girl at pine try's the face in the crotch fake BJ but that is it. All standard finishes in Herndon. And the quality of the massages are going down and the price is going up.

Originally Posted by Lioil [View Original Post]

Looking at Herndon spa, enliven etc. Wondering if any started offering BBBJ? One girl used to a long time back at gallows but she left.

**Miketastic69** · 11-12-16 08:06

Drove by some old haunts yesterday and wondered if either is worth a visit. I remember back in the days when you could get a good ole Saran Wrap job down by the river.

**Member #6822** · 11-12-16 00:01

Originally Posted by Miketastic69 [View Original Post]

Easy way to get past that crap. I used to ask for someone specific based on reviews back in the past and didn't know how to get around the How you Kno Me question. Now, by default I say "I saw her in the way out and asked what her name. ".

So I left pretty angry then remembered the Coco reviews but hesitant because some people mentioned she asked tip upfront. Anyway I scheduled and met another lady but did see Coco. She's hot as advertised (for once) and the session was very good. Some slide, no BJ / FS which was fine. Ended up tipping. 9 and she was happy.

I also saw Jenny on my way in. She is pretty hot too but not sexy in the way Coco looks. She did complain a couple times in the hall in korean so not sure if she is one of those fussy providers. Either way going to check it out maybe next week.

**Miketastic69** · 11-11-16 23:25

Originally Posted by Lioil [View Original Post]

I schedule meeting with lotto and talked to mms when I got in. Then another girl who says she's not lotto starts questioning me how I know her. From Chi? I said online. She then asked me I just want a massage right and I just said I schedule with lotto why is she here. She say she give me massage I just told her that she is clearly not lotto then I will come next time (not.).

Idk if she is testing what I want but I don't want to expose myself to any entrapment scenarios.

Easy way to get past that crap. I used to ask for someone specific based on reviews back in the past and didn't know how to get around the How you Kno Me question. Now, by default I say "I saw her in the way out and asked what her name. ".

**JmSuttr** · 11-11-16 21:43

Originally Posted by Lioil [View Original Post]

I schedule meeting with lotto and talked to mms when I got in. Then another girl who says she's not lotto starts questioning me how I know her. From Chi? I said online. She then asked me I just want a massage right and I just said I schedule with lotto why is she here. She say she give me massage I just told her that she is clearly not lotto then I will come next time (not.).

Idk if she is testing what I want but I don't want to expose myself to any entrapment scenarios.

If a new client asks for a specific girl, it's understandable there might be questions about how they know who to ask for. If you say online that's not really what they want to hear because they would much rather keep things under the radar and they generally don't want to be the subject of reviews or forum discussions.

So, if you look at it from their point of view, you raised a couple of red flags and they got suspicious and defensive. They're much more exposed than you or any client and the odds of them being targeted by LEO posing as a client are infinitely higher than the other way around.

**Member #6822** · 11-11-16 17:34

I schedule meeting with lotto and talked to mms when I got in. Then another girl who says she's not lotto starts questioning me how I know her. From Chi? I said online. She then asked me I just want a massage right and I just said I schedule with lotto why is she here. She say she give me massage I just told her that she is clearly not lotto then I will come next time (not.).

Idk if she is testing what I want but I don't want to expose myself to any entrapment scenarios.

**Kijimuna** · 11-11-16 14:12

Originally Posted by Lioil [View Original Post]

There is also this ad from the other ad.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/ne...-2295/24160494

Says she's Jenny. Should I toftt or she's been seen already?

Don't waste your time or money. It was one of the worst experiences I have had in this hobby. Go see Patty, she is a million times better.

**Member #6822** · 11-11-16 08:25

Originally Posted by OldBoomer [View Original Post]

I had a dream this week using the number in the add. She said her name was Nicole. My experience was similar to LosMax. I would add she gave a very good massage. Gave me extra time too. A very good looking woman. Her English limits communication a bit (Or my Loas / Thai) I will repeat.

There is also this ad from the other ad.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/ne...-2295/24160494

Says she's Jenny. Should I toftt or she's been seen already?

**Member #6822** · 11-11-16 08:14

Looking at Herndon spa, enliven etc. Wondering if any started offering BBBJ? One girl used to a long time back at gallows but she left.

**Miketastic69** · 11-11-16 00:37

Originally Posted by Sexingit [View Original Post]

She's a weird one for sure. Her services are good but I don't think I would she her for anything but BBBJ x2. Nuru was done on a double high queen air mattress. Since she is BBW it wasn't as sensual as expected but she does try. It's more like a wet-dry hump. She does perform well after the flip. She will give you BBBJ for the entire duration if desired. She loves to talk which can be annoying if you want to keep her mouth stuffed. She is very sensitive so any rubbing can cause her to explode.

The shower is super awesome too. It's like you are in a spaceship. She will join you in the shower too. Overall a good but weird experience.

I believe she's a hoarder because the two times I were there, boxes were all over the place. Her dining room table had no surface area to use. It held boxes to the ceiling. What was very odd was the 5 lbs of sugar on her table. Maybe she loves sweets and that's why she's BBW?

I would repeat cause I love weird / trashy girls that loves to get freaky.

What was the damage done?

That shower is like a spaceship! When I build my dream house in Henderson, NV I plan to have one. I hear it's like $20 k! Yes, she is kind of awkward, and yes she is a little strange. Last time I was with her she was doing this barking Yelp or growl thing. It was a bit unnerving, but I got over it when she started deepthroating me. I think she is a hoarder. Her house if fucking nice, but she has way too much shit, and she is always having more work done. I say all that to say please treat her nice. I like her. She always takes me when I call other providers and I get stood up. Her BBBJ is good, and I love showering with her. She's nice and consistent. A treasure in this environment that we all enjoy.