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**Chasptick37** · 11-08-16 01:19

Originally Posted by Enjoy65 [View Original Post]

Sorry to call BS but seriously?? I am a scatter brain but you can't remember it you got a CBJ or a bbj?

Were you on drugs or ridiculously drunk or drugged out??

I have been known to party "on occasion " . But I always know if I use a condom because I do every time for FS.

I call bs, why??

I have always used a condom for FS. I was talking about getting a BJ without the condom. It was a 4+ months ago, so very sorry.

**Enjoy65** · 11-08-16 01:08

Originally Posted by Chasptick37 [View Original Post]

Any info on: http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...nning/30550192 ?

Even though your other post I believe is complete BS.

This one is bad attitude and out of shape. Save your fake dollars.

**Enjoy65** · 11-08-16 01:05

Originally Posted by Chasptick37 [View Original Post]

Couple recent visits:

http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...-babe/34443857 - had her as an outcall. She is not the girl in the pictures, but sure is good looking. Was a great time for 1. 5. Blonde and was a little flaky, but overall great. I can't remember if it was a CBJ or BBBJ.

Another girl who posts under the name Skye (has her snapchat in the post). She is 100% the girl in the pics. She was really young spinner. She seemed new at it, but did a great job. Covered everything. Tiny little tight body and she was great.

Sorry to call BS but seriously?? I am a scatter brain but you can't remember it you got a CBJ or a bbj?

Were you on drugs or ridiculously drunk or drugged out??

I have been known to party "on occasion " . But I always know if I use a condom because I do every time for FS.

I call bs, why??

**Chasptick37** · 11-08-16 00:36

Couple recent visits:

http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...-babe/34443857 - had her as an outcall. She is not the girl in the pictures, but sure is good looking. Was a great time for 1. 5. Blonde and was a little flaky, but overall great. I can't remember if it was a CBJ or BBBJ.

Another girl who posts under the name Skye (has her snapchat in the post). She is 100% the girl in the pics. She was really young spinner. She seemed new at it, but did a great job. Covered everything. Tiny little tight body and she was great.

**Chasptick37** · 11-08-16 00:31

Any info on: http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...nning/30550192 ?

**Mark IV** · 11-07-16 21:53

I am gorgeous. Providers usually give back my money with extra tips. I am going to vote for hillary tomorrow.

**DJP55** · 11-07-16 21:29

Originally Posted by Longjblues [View Original Post]

With all due respect, Ed, I have never heard a guy refer to himself as "gorgeous", even if referring to himself as a "muscle machine".

Other than Gorgeous George, the professional wrestler, and he got his name from two ladies describing him as such.

Not that there is anything wrong with describing yourself as gorgeous! I'm just sayin.

And of course. Ravishing Rick Rude. Another wrestler. ! So the poor 'Muscle machine'. With girls all over him. Is a monger. ? This. Along with a PM from a fellow monger. Has had me laughing for awhile.

**EuHunter** · 11-07-16 19:04

Roming BP for a quick BJ I seen this chick. Called her and set up a place to meet for. 6. Got there called her and said she will be right out and asked me what we discussed on a price. Weird but I tho she was just dumb. Out came a heavy blonde girl with a boot on (broken leg) barely walking. When she got in the car I could tell she was so high she couldn't stay awake. I put it in drive and legit moved 20 ft when I looked over she was sleeping. Put it back in park and told her to go. Sad sad reality.

http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...treat/36951862

**Longjblues** · 11-07-16 15:13

With all due respect, Ed, I have never heard a guy refer to himself as "gorgeous", even if referring to himself as a "muscle machine".

Other than Gorgeous George, the professional wrestler, and he got his name from two ladies describing him as such.

Not that there is anything wrong with describing yourself as gorgeous! I'm just sayin.

Originally Posted by EdMichint [View Original Post]

She only prefers sophisticated old men. That's too bad because I'm young. But I have six pack abs and tons of money. So let her know when she's ready to get fucked for real by a gorgeous muscle machine I'm here for her. And if she's anything like the rest of these chicks she'll tell me to keep my money and start blowing up the I Phone before I even get back home.

**Nrlmus** · 11-07-16 14:45

Originally Posted by Nrlmus [View Original Post]

Yep, now I see why even so many younger providers' ads say that they're "looking for an older upscale gentlemen".

Originally Posted by Catnibbler [View Original Post]

Why is he looking for escorts if he is tha Hot? Girls should be throwing themselves at him on a he street.

Because in reality he is one ugly SOB that even few crack providers would want to have anything to do with and for whatever money. And he doesn't drive Lexus, he dreams about driving it. Moreover, the reason he didn't react to the Mozerati comment earlier in the thread is because he never heard of such car. If he did he would've known that Lexus is a clunker compared to Moz.

In reality he probably drives 2006 Chevy Aveo which he hopes one day to sell as an antique. He's 5'3", 230 lbs and blames everything that happens to him on his mother. He is pissed off at the world and is the main reason why even many 18 year old providers prefer to go with "sophisticated old gentlemen".

**Victorth** · 11-07-16 12:23

I wonder how many senior members can qualify for membership given the requirement of posting at least 50 times per year. My mongering activities have dropped off quite a bit, and so I can post actual information only occasionally. I suppose I could start posting BS to run up my posting count.

**Biggus Bishus** · 11-07-16 12:16

Because this one is just too easy.

Originally Posted by EdMichint [View Original Post]

She only prefers sophisticated old men. That's too bad because I'm young. But I have six pack abs and tons of money. So let her know when she's ready to get fucked for real by a gorgeous muscle machine I'm here for her. And if she's anything like the rest of these chicks she'll tell me to keep my money and start blowing up the I Phone before I even get back home.

**Malibu1980** · 11-07-16 11:22

Originally Posted by Catnibbler [View Original Post]

Why is he looking for escorts if he is tha Hot? Girls should be throwing themselves at him on a he street.

Because anyone on the internet can be whoever they want to be. I mean come on, probally some 40 yr old virgin living with his parents still making up stories, because makes no sense to me either if someone is so hot and muscular why there trolling backpage and massage parlors. So I think we all know hes just full of shit and I don't know about you but it made me laugh.

**Catnibbler** · 11-07-16 08:43

Originally Posted by Nrlmus [View Original Post]

Yep, now I see why even so many younger providers' ads say that they're "looking for an older upscale gentlemen".

Why is he looking for escorts if he is tha Hot? Girls should be throwing themselves at him on a he street.

**Nrlmus** · 11-07-16 03:03

Originally Posted by EdMichint [View Original Post]

She only prefers sophisticated old men. That's too bad because I'm young. But I have six pack abs and tons of money. So let her know when she's ready to get fucked for real by a gorgeous muscle machine I'm here for her. And if she's anything like the rest of these chicks she'll tell me to keep my money and start blowing up the I Phone before I even get back home.

Yep, now I see why even so many younger providers' ads say that they're "looking for an older upscale gentlemen".