Massage Parlor Reports

[JmSuttr]

Hello all,

Been following for a while, just opened account. Thank you for all the good people who share reports.

I have been to most of the places in NVA. Let me start with Herndon and I will cover the rest of the areas soon.

The best in Herndon is Herndon Parkway. Usually good stock and person's with a name similar to grandma is the best. The most good looking that I have seen with perfect body.

Another good one is alphabet 11. Taller and attractive. This place is all in.

One in Elden St close to fairfax county pkway is DIY. Young and nice staff. Good massage, and back walking is very good. In a mood for good massage and no HE, this is a good place to go.

Across from this, close to the Thai Healing Massage is typical K massage. Staff is on and off. Massage is not very good.

Another mile in elden st to west towards Kmart, close to wells fargo bank is Grandma therapy. Amy is ok there, but the rest fail to impress.

Travel further west / south, elden and sprint street, in sterling road, you have two.

K Massage, is again, typical. Nothing special, but if you are in a mood to spend 1. 2 overall, it is good. I like the sauna there.

Close it is another Ch Massage, DIY. Very good massage.

Travel further down in sterling road, next signal on the right, there is a Ch massage. Legit. Good Massage. Staff not very attractive.

Worldgate shopping center, is another place to get a good massage. Not even DIY is offered there.

The latest in the mix is herndon downtown. When I walked in I saw some one in late 40's walking out, was wishing that was not it. But that was it.

But she tried her best to please me. She is smoker, so stinky breath was big turn off (as some one mentioned in another post).

So if I have to pick the best I will pick Herndon Pkway. Sunday is awfully busy. So try Sat mornign or Monday. The best girl only work three days.

Hope this was helpful. Critique on style of reporting and I will fix it. Newbee mistakes should be pardoned by seasoned folks.

Peace.

Since you asked for feedback on reporting style, posting the links for the ads of the AMPs you're reporting on would be helpful. But thanks for TOFTT and reporting your experiences.

[NyHornet]

I have visited three times since they opened and seen three different therapists. Strictly therapeutic boys, so if you are looking for sensual don't bother. The two currently working are late 20's, early 30's and while you will get your behind rubbed it won't be sensual. Nice ladies and pretty good technique if you need some tight muscles worked on.

[NoVa Ranger]

Go on Sunday when the Redskins are playing and you'll probably have the place to yourself.

The other way to play it is to call the AMP and ask if they're busy. That works best if you can get there within15-20 minutes. Let the MMS know you'll be there soon and, unless they have an influx of walk-ins, you should be ok.

The experience you get depends mostly on the girl you see. So RTFF to do some advance homework before you take the plunge. Make sure to come back to the forum and post afterwards and always good to get the name of the masseuse so you can inform the board about whether she's worth seeing or avoiding.

JmSuttr provides great advice -- but as true as YMMV with the massage technician, the same may be said about how busy certain AMPs may be during sports events.

I was talking with the MMS of a small AMP that I patronize just last week (I had been away, so had not seen her for a while). I asked if they had been busy ("business picking up. Summer was slow," she said then added "Sunday's are busy. Some think we are not busy during football, but frequently we are. ".

So. Again JmS's advice is sound -- call them (or ask next time you visit). MMSs most places generally like to talk to customers -- likes customers to be happy -- like's customers to return.

Game 5 of the NLDS tonight -- GO NATS!

NR.

[Hariending]

Hello all,

Been following for a while, just opened account. Thank you for all the good people who share reports.

I have been to most of the places in NVA. Let me start with Herndon and I will cover the rest of the areas soon.

The best in Herndon is Herndon Parkway. Usually good stock and person's with a name similar to grandma is the best. The most good looking that I have seen with perfect body.

Another good one is alphabet 11. Taller and attractive. This place is all in.

One in Elden St close to fairfax county pkway is DIY. Young and nice staff. Good massage, and back walking is very good. In a mood for good massage and no HE, this is a good place to go.

Across from this, close to the Thai Healing Massage is typical K massage. Staff is on and off. Massage is not very good.

Another mile in elden st to west towards Kmart, close to wells fargo bank is Grandma therapy. Amy is ok there, but the rest fail to impress.

Travel further west / south, elden and sprint street, in sterling road, you have two.

K Massage, is again, typical. Nothing special, but if you are in a mood to spend 1. 2 overall, it is good. I like the sauna there.

Close it is another Ch Massage, DIY. Very good massage.

Travel further down in sterling road, next signal on the right, there is a Ch massage. Legit. Good Massage. Staff not very attractive.

Worldgate shopping center, is another place to get a good massage. Not even DIY is offered there.

The latest in the mix is herndon downtown. When I walked in I saw some one in late 40's walking out, was wishing that was not it. But that was it.

But she tried her best to please me. She is smoker, so stinky breath was big turn off (as some one mentioned in another post).

So if I have to pick the best I will pick Herndon Pkway. Sunday is awfully busy. So try Sat mornign or Monday. The best girl only work three days.

Hope this was helpful. Critique on style of reporting and I will fix it. Newbee mistakes should be pardoned by seasoned folks.

Peace.

[JmSuttr]

One more item I forgot to ask that I think makes a difference in the type of experience is that as a first time visit to an AMP what is an optimal time and day I should be planning to go?

Go on Sunday when the Redskins are playing and you'll probably have the place to yourself.

The other way to play it is to call the AMP and ask if they're busy. That works best if you can get there within15-20 minutes. Let the MMS know you'll be there soon and, unless they have an influx of walk-ins, you should be ok.

The experience you get depends mostly on the girl you see. So RTFF to do some advance homework before you take the plunge. Make sure to come back to the forum and post afterwards and always good to get the name of the masseuse so you can inform the board about whether she's worth seeing or avoiding.

[Watta]

I am contemplating on going to my first AMP and I am curious how does one protect the money once there. Keep in the shoe? I am thinking the time you are occupied leaves the money vulnerable. I understand when the MMS collects the money initially but I am a bit confused when other members say they tip. I personally would not carry my wallet or cell. But am I being too precautions? Should I not be concerned?

It is best to take on only what you intend to leave in there. This is NOT to say they will steal from you while you are naked and busy! Rather this is to avoid what I have fallen for a few times. When you are there and a little worked up, she may well have one hand on your pecker, the other on your balls and her tongue in your ear asking for a bigger tip than you want to give. This situation will probably cause you to empty your wallet!

I doubt the girls will steal because you would probably call the cops on them or at least give them a bad review here.

Take in only what you are prepared to spend or, odds are, you will spend much more than you intended.

WATTA temptation!

[NeroMancer01]

One more item I forgot to ask that I think makes a difference in the type of experience is that as a first time visit to an AMP what is an optimal time and day I should be planning to go?

[NeroMancer01]

I've never had a problem bringing cash into an established AMP. If you think about it, they have a lot to lose should any girl steal a client's $. That's because the client would probably either report them to LE or post a ripoff review.

Thank you.

[NeroMancer01]

Good info from JmSuttr. Additionally, don't take any more cash inside with you then you are willing to spend. Don't tell the masseuse how much you brought. That prevents the little head causing you to overspend.

Thank you.

[Mustang946]

I am contemplating on going to my first AMP and I am curious how does one protect the money once there. Keep in the shoe? I am thinking the time you are occupied leaves the money vulnerable. I understand when the MMS collects the money initially but I am a bit confused when other members say they tip. I personally would not carry my wallet or cell. But am I being too precautions? Should I not be concerned?

Good info from JmSuttr. Additionally, don't take any more cash inside with you then you are willing to spend. Don't tell the masseuse how much you brought. That prevents the little head causing you to overspend.

[Vamassage Fan]

I tried them the other day massage was so-so seem strictly legit.

Massage was decent but not great, but no sensuality or xtras.

[JmSuttr]

I am contemplating on going to my first AMP and I am curious how does one protect the money once there. Keep in the shoe? I am thinking the time you are occupied leaves the money vulnerable. I understand when the MMS collects the money initially but I am a bit confused when other members say they tip. I personally would not carry my wallet or cell. But am I being too precautions? Should I not be concerned?

I've never had a problem bringing cash into an established AMP. If you think about it, they have a lot to lose should any girl steal a client's $. That's because the client would probably either report them to LE or post a ripoff review. Their business model is to stay UTR and attract plenty of clients so neither of those outcomes is worth it for them. I'm not saying to bring a wad of cash or leave something tempting in plain sight, but IME it's safe to leave your cash in your pants pockets while your getting a table shower, sauna, etc.

And the best thing you can do is RTFF to get an idea of which AMPs and masseuses have good reputations.

Good luck and don't forget to come back and post about your experiences.

P.S. Don't forget to get the name of the girl who takes care of you. That's because 90% of what makes an AMP worth visiting or avoiding comes down to the individual masseuse. IMHO, a review or report without a name isn't worth much.

[NeroMancer01]

I am contemplating on going to my first AMP and I am curious how does one protect the money once there. Keep in the shoe? I am thinking the time you are occupied leaves the money vulnerable. I understand when the MMS collects the money initially but I am a bit confused when other members say they tip. I personally would not carry my wallet or cell. But am I being too precautions? Should I not be concerned?

[Jim Rob]

I had a nightmare that freaked me the blank out! In this dream I was looking online and saw an add for G&G that said young hot new girls with new pretty girls. Now I've had this dream before and woke up screaming! But for some reason I keep having this nightmare.

I arrived at g&g and was met by a kind old grandmother, 8 I was thinking not today not today. I know you alone and will be the one providing service. How I know this? If she greats you at the door and is trying to be sexy, she's going to be your girl. I left and said I need more money and got the heck out.

Then in my dream I see enliven, I said hmmm let my try this place. I go in and meet Bebe. She's new to being a grandma, but much better then G&G but not by much.

My stupid horny butt stayed and pay the half hour donation The massage was lame and she had me flip quick. Oh well let's hope this ends better. So on the flip she leans close and with her stinky breath ask how much I tip. Huge turn off and ruined the mood. I won't go back, I need to stop going to these grandmas and suffer from buyers remorse. I must just stick to the condo apartments in the future.

[Nutova]

I see this ad and haven't seen it before.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/gr...-7231/25065430

Anyone tried them yet and can give a recommendation? It has the look of a no sensual place but wanted to see before I toftt.

HD 29.

I tried them the other day massage was so-so seem strictly legit.