Massage Parlor Reports

[JmSuttr]

$80 for the hour. Mid 40's. Chinese lady. Straight laced, no HE, no rooming = No Tip from me.

I did some searching and couldn't find any info indicating that place provides extras. Did you have intel beforehand indicating the availability of any? If not, then it seems like you walked into a legit MP and were disappointed that all you received was a legit massage service. While I understand your disappointment, it doesn't seem like either the establishment or the masseuse herself was at fault in any way. So, unless the massage was really bad, not tipping the service provider at least a little something for the service you received is rather harsh, IMHO.

[Ernie8]

Thank you so much for the head's up. I have always thought I would go see those two hotties sometime. So now I know not to waste my time, and more importantly, my $$.

$80 for the hour. Mid 40's. Chinese lady. Straight laced, no HE, no rooming = No Tip from me.

[Member #5678]

Just heard there is a RELAX SPA out in Lansdowne Town Center. Ha anyone been there? How is it?

Thanks.

Watta.

100% legit massage. Forecast for sensuality is at 0%.

[Miketastic69]

I keep seeing this ad and was planning to hit her up when I get into town at the end of the month but I can't find any info. Please save me from my little head. I will check the DC board as well.

http://dc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/a-nu...e-you/24955099

Sometimes a woman smashes all your stereotypes.

That's me! - "HAVE" ME!

I Enjoy Romantic Kissing & other sexy exciting "Or All Pleasures".

I am Sexy & Seductive.

Very affectionate in private and sophisticated elsewhere.

I'm 23 yo, 5'5", 32 C-25-34.

Spending time with me is very special, personable and passionate.

I'm Eager to Please.

Reasonable Rates for an Unforgettable.

Experience in the privacy of my home.

Enjoy & experience your explosive excitement as I entertain you.

CALL OR TEXT NOW.

Grace.

317-449-2206.

I tried the number and now cannot find the ad locally. Probably a good thing.

[Watta]

Just heard there is a RELAX SPA out in Lansdowne Town Center. Ha anyone been there? How is it?

Thanks.

Watta.

[Derringer]

Thank you so much for the head's up. I have always thought I would go see those two hotties sometime. So now I know not to waste my time, and more importantly, my $$.

Went to this location today: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...792582991.html.

In Fairfax / Burke area in the office park across from Kings Park Shopping center (across from the Exxon at Braddock & Rolling Rd).

Got a 1 hr massage. Great massage. I actually fell asleep during the massage as it was that good.

This place does *not* offer HE's or anything out of the ordinary. It was a great massage. But don't expect any extras. $80 for an hour of a solid massage.

[Invisibleman22]

2. Wellness dream: Stopped by late around 6 pm, greeted by MMS was led to a room, paid the entrance fee. 8 and was asked if I had been there before. As usual I answered, yes. And told me to wait and says she will find me a good one. I smile. Lay off my clothes and a girl enters, I asked her name but she was being private (no idea). Her looks: frizzy curly hair, short with nice jugs. Holds my hand and takes me for a nice and clean shower. Some deep cleaning. Post shower, the massage was amazing, she was on the table sitting on my ass for the 90% of the time. But this was some great massage compared to Greenbelt. After the massage, she started kissing me all over my back, great build up and I flip. No negotiations here as well, but she was trying hard to avoid my hands going in her pants. Starts kissing my chest, plays with my nipple LOL. And heads down south. Now I'm all excited and she takes the junior in the mouth. Damage: . 8+. 8.

All in all a great experience, Nova. See you soon.

I finally had a similar Wellness dream. And I am 99% sure that in my dream, it wasn't her mouth.

In this dream I had the same frizzy-haired short lass who gave a fantastic massage including sitting on my ass. Good TS too BTW, lots of playing with the boys and she gave me a real good cleaning. Anyway on the flip she said "I don't know you, I don't know what I can do" and I told her "everything you want and hopefully everything I want!

The dream continued and she laid across my hips so I could only see her back. And I felt. Oh I felt some wonderful things! - but her head wasn't nearly down far enough and she was making slurping sounds at the wrong times.

After the big finish she looked at me & pretended to wipe her mouth while she said "Yummy!" Then she quickly hid something that could've either been a bottle of lube, or some kind of fleshlight-type device, I've no clue which. I was basking in some afterglow (I'd decided to suspend my disbelief and go with it) so I didn't call her out. I tipped $. 6 and she seemed a little miffed but didn't say anything. But she didn't help me get dressed either.

This one's crafty. If you have a similar dream see if you can view things from a different angle.

[Skambete]

Went to this location today: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...792582991.html.

In Fairfax / Burke area in the office park across from Kings Park Shopping center (across from the Exxon at Braddock & Rolling Rd).

Got a 1 hr massage. Great massage. I actually fell asleep during the massage as it was that good.

This place does *not* offer HE's or anything out of the ordinary. It was a great massage. But don't expect any extras. $80 for an hour of a solid massage.

[Riptyde]

've been trying to read up on the forum. I'm mainly in the Her-done and airport area, but I guess this area does not get as much traffic here as some others. I'll share a little recent experience in case it's helpful to others.

I've recently been looking at the sky in Her-done. I used to go to this place several years ago when I guess it was under different management. (If you trust the BP ads, all of them are always under new management.) Back then, I had build up a rapport and explored the menu. It took me a while to learn that the menu was more open if you brought your own utensils, so to speak. Communication break down.

Anyway, the new place in this location has actually been renovated some. It seems much cleaner, and they seem to have hot towels in the rooms (which was a peeve of mine when my therapist had to leave to room to get towels back in the old days). I've visited 3 providers, and I don't think I've built up a strong rapport with any of them yet. The range of looks for the provider is wide. Before I had a pretty young lady to had me all hot from seeing her, but my last provider was rather old and didn't look in very good shape. At first, I thought she would be the MS, but she ended up being my provider from the TS to the massage table. I needed a good massage anyway, so I just went with it. I've got to say, she was a very talented lady. She gave a CMT level massage, and her touch was so good that I just closed my eyes and let her go on with the extras. One good thing about her not being as skinny as the girls I usually see was that she had large natural twins that she let me explore. I'm still figuring out the general menu at this place, but as nice as her touch was, I decided that I'd save my bigger money for another provider.

I've also had some good experiences with a whole New World on the way to Stirling. I like their sauna right after the TS to warm up in the cold months before heading to the massage table. They never had quite as full of a menu as the old place where Sky is, but had some lovelies there. I stopped took a break from there because it got too expensive for what I was getting, and I found a different kind of provider to scratch that itch for cheaper if I didn't need a muscle rub. I'd rather not say how much I've spent at these places because after reading the boards I'm a bit embarrassed.

Thanks to all who help!

[Member #5687]

Champaka is a very legit Thai place. No sensual but they are very good at Thai massage and deep tissue. The service as many women as men. Maybe more. They don't have a $60 rate, so I suspect you were at Oasis Massage, the Chinese place a few doors from Champaka. They tend to have the older ladies you saw. Massage there is OK, but don't expect extras there either.

X Ji in Manassas did move a few doors down and have changed ownership and names. Anna may no longer be there, but not sure. I have seen other ladies the last two times. Service about the same under the new ownership.

It's possible. I left Gainesville area about a year ago and last time I was there, Anna was the one that said they were moving.

Can you guys recommend a place or two in sterling / herndon / ashburn area? Feel free to PM, if needed.

[BuckshotWatson]

I hooked up with Katie. OH what a hot attractive lady. Very sharp and makes you feel comfortable. She really enjoys her work and has a good attitude. The TS and massage was outstanding with no comment to roaming. She has only been there about 1 month but her experience tells she has been in the profession much longer. Although she has her limits (NO FS) we both had a great time. Overall, she is my go to AMP. Damage $. 80.

BadVAHotGuy.

Ditto on Katie. Would go see her again. Also saw Jenny there. A little thicker / curvier than Katie, but still a great experience. They put effort into the massage. Hot stones, hot towels, good therapeutic massage. I will return-.

[Crankcase]

Any recommended AMPs or providers in these areas?

I travel to this area semi-frequently, looking for a good comfort stop to check out as needed.

Same with Danville, VA, and Millville, NJ, and a few others as well.

[Crankcase]

Read this, and Derringer's post and took a flier on it.

Called to confirm CiCi was there, confirmed when I entered. Pretty sure Linda was at door. "CiCi" was semi-youthful, but very reserved. Had never had a problem before with appearing as a usual client. Room was so dark I couldn't see currency for house fee.

Massage, TS, NOVA all varying levels of average. A half-tick of interest at the end. As we walked out, I was wondering what I was missing here. She turns, and I could sense what she would say before she spoke.

"Ask for me next time. ".

"Yeah, you are CiCi, right?

"No, I am NaNa / MeMe. " (So quiet I could not be sure, but no longer cared).

Bigger picture. If one were to visit a new location, and seek a recommended provider, what else can, or should, be done normally to clearly indicate you are here to see someone, but don't know which provider that actually may be.

Will not repeat just based on switcheroo, but would have liked to see what AMP and Derringer's second visit referred to.

Based upon excellent review by Derringer (#9210), I gave it a go this morning. Name of place is Qin Wellness (sign on exterior wall of building). Called ahead and made an appointment; got a text about 10 minutes before appointment to let me know that requested therapist (CiCi) was ready for me. MMS brought me to room and CiCi appeared short time later. Very cute and much younger than average NOVA KAMP. Gave her house fee of. 6 and got down to business. She was talkative (but not overly so) and very playful. Allowed OTC roaming to my heart's content. On the flip, top came down (very nice little B's with long nips) and shorts came off (no G-string, but cute panties nonetheless). Kissing was limited to cheeks and no nursing. She did allow OTC kitty rubbing (vigorous at times) and delivered a nice slow HJ. She dirty talked me over the the top (e. G. Me: "I'd like to fuck you". Her: "No, I'd like to fuck you and suck your dick.) Even though it was not on the menu, I liked the enthusiasm with which she said it. After cleanup and dressing, I laid. 6 on the table, she gave me a nice hug and walked me out (always a nice touch when they they don't grab the cash, count it and, worse yet, pout for more). Classy act.

This would be a nice, but unremarkable review, but for the point that I want to make. You long time mongers remember when. 6 was the going house fee. Then one greedy MMS jacked it up and, when the business didn't dry up, so did all of the others. Kinda like the airlines when they started charging for checked bags; now they make billions off of it (maybe that's why Southwest has that catchy motto "bags fly free). What's next "pay toilets" (actually RyanAir already has them). I would like for you all to support any AMP (CAMP or KAMP) that charges the lower house fee. This leaves more cash to increase the tip when service warrants it. Even if the end damage is the same, I'd rather give it to the ladies who deserve it. If your regular MMS (probably a KAMP) inquires why you haven't been around for a while, tell her that there are other AMPs with better service, prettier, younger girls and lower prices. Not much she can do about the service or the girls, but she can lower the price. Sadly, my guess is that no one in the KAMP MMS mafia will want to be a trendsetter. So unless they start competing in other ways, support the. 6 AMPs. That's my 2 cents for today.

[LawrenceBwoy]

Gave it to her after. Maybe I got lucky. Good luck.

Did you put out the. 8 or give it to her after? I've dreamed of Wellness a few times and never had anything more than a standard NoVA finish. I'd love to have better dreams!

[NeroMancer01]

I keep seeing this ad and was planning to hit her up when I get into town at the end of the month but I can't find any info. Please save me from my little head. I will check the DC board as well.

http://dc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/a-nu...e-you/24955099


CALL OR TEXT NOW.

Grace.

317-449-2206.

Funny, just saw this add and was wondering the same. Very tempting.