Massage Parlor Reports

**Skooby** · 08-27-16 20:22

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

Tara, Nikki, KK and Nicole all have the attributes you seek.

They only want white guys. My skin tone is about 13 shades too dark LOL.

I will move to Maryland at some point since it'll be easier getting to my job. Maybe I can have more success over there.

I have more luck with AMPs than I do with independents.

**Maliko999** · 08-27-16 20:16

Hey everyone, I have been lurking for a while and finally made a account. Let me start of by saying thank you to everyone that posts. I have a few general questions if anyone can help out.

1. is kissing on lips a norm at AMP?

2. sucking breasts a norm? Also licking the kitten?

I have been to a few AMPs where all of these were offered. Went to a few where FS was a option. Sorry if my wording is off.

I look forward to posting and hopefully adding to this forum!

**JmSuttr** · 08-27-16 11:06

Originally Posted by Skooby [View Original Post]

Genghis Khan once said: "A woman has to have strong legs in order to make a man happy. ".

So. Anyone know of any girls with thick calves and/or thighs? Most AMP girls are thin.

Tara, Nikki, KK and Nicole all have the attributes you seek.

**Skooby** · 08-27-16 00:08

Genghis Khan once said: "A woman has to have strong legs in order to make a man happy. ".

So. Anyone know of any girls with thick calves and/or thighs? Most AMP girls are thin.

**David74** · 08-25-16 14:51

1st time poster.

After hearing much about upper Shantilly, I had to see for myself. Cindy delivered as many have written.

She does seem to be very careful about LE, opened up on the sensual stuff after a lot of talking and after mentioning my age. She thought I looked younger. And mentioned that the younger guys talk too much. She pouted a bit after a tip of. 6 but said next time.

Great gal, treat her right. Be safe.

**DcManLive** · 08-25-16 14:40

Originally Posted by TheBarbarian [View Original Post]

Had a dream I stumble into an in home studio / parlor.

This particular visit ran me $$ as I was looking for something / someone a little more attractive and seductive than what I've been receiving from AMPs.

Planned on arriving at 4 but after having to wait one someone before me to finish, I didn't get to start my session until 30 minutes after. I planned on leaving but opted to stay around.

The location was not a bad spot in Vienna at an apartment.

When I entered I got to see to others who work there. Chantel and Tiffany.

Chantel looks appears very average to below average but Tiffany was busty voluptuous thing. Huge boobs big butt.

I saw Halia and she was who she is in photos. Received a massage that was just a rub, no technique at all. I guess the best part was the birthday suit body surf. I then returned gave a massage.

Then Tiffany knocked on the door for change. She entered as was a brick house. After Halia commented on her build, I asked if I could see that donk protruding from her lower back and she showed me. I touched. I wanted to jump ship immediately.

Finish with Halia and left. For $$, I thought I was going to get a overall better session. Seduction, environment, music, maybe conversation but no. Just cheap massage oil that left me sticky even after a shower.

I've had a couple of decent visits in NOVA but no homeruns yet. I'm still looking for a sure thing. I'm all ears.

Halia - http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/ex...tcall/18011645.

Tiffany - http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/?k...layout=gallery.

The first pic of Tiffany my best judgement is her, the 2nd I highly doubt it. I don't know how good her session is but physically if you like I'm with huge boobs and ass, she's it.

I have been eyeing Tiffany for a while now, just not sure I want to take the plunge? I have seen Halia and the other girl there, Lena, 3 or 4 times each. At first there was plenty on the menu with no up sell. The last time I saw each huge up sell, and let's face it their massage skills are not the best. I am hesitant to see Tiffany now because of fear of the same huge up sell, and I am sure her massage skills are the same as Halia and Lena. But I want to based in her pics and now your comments about her looks.

**Pcpc1688** · 08-24-16 16:31

She is prolly late 40's but still ok as previously said. 120 for 45 minutes ehhh. YMMV but I didn't get what the Boss got LOL.

160 for a CBJ, HJ, short and I mean very short DATY. Landing strip down there. She wanted 120 more for FS and I passed as that's more than I want to spend on any MILF really. No massage to speak of and I got the impression that she's only in it for the Greenbacks period. Her attitude was fine but for this much I expect BBBJ, and more but no.

YMMV but I'm not repeating. I think you guys are spoiling these gals in that less for more is the Normal now.... JMHO I have the gals in other places to vouch for this thinking and that's why I rarely spend money in NOVA these days. Just not a bang for the buck in the God forsaken area.

PC out.

**Amp Forever** · 08-24-16 16:17

Based upon excellent review by Derringer (#9210), I gave it a go this morning. Name of place is Qin Wellness (sign on exterior wall of building). Called ahead and made an appointment; got a text about 10 minutes before appointment to let me know that requested therapist (CiCi) was ready for me. MMS brought me to room and CiCi appeared short time later. Very cute and much younger than average NOVA KAMP. Gave her house fee of. 6 and got down to business. She was talkative (but not overly so) and very playful. Allowed OTC roaming to my heart's content. On the flip, top came down (very nice little B's with long nips) and shorts came off (no G-string, but cute panties nonetheless). Kissing was limited to cheeks and no nursing. She did allow OTC kitty rubbing (vigorous at times) and delivered a nice slow HJ. She dirty talked me over the the top (e. G. Me: "I'd like to fuck you". Her: "No, I'd like to fuck you and suck your dick.) Even though it was not on the menu, I liked the enthusiasm with which she said it. After cleanup and dressing, I laid. 6 on the table, she gave me a nice hug and walked me out (always a nice touch when they they don't grab the cash, count it and, worse yet, pout for more). Classy act.

This would be a nice, but unremarkable review, but for the point that I want to make. You long time mongers remember when. 6 was the going house fee. Then one greedy MMS jacked it up and, when the business didn't dry up, so did all of the others. Kinda like the airlines when they started charging for checked bags; now they make billions off of it (maybe that's why Southwest has that catchy motto "bags fly free). What's next "pay toilets" (actually RyanAir already has them). I would like for you all to support any AMP (CAMP or KAMP) that charges the lower house fee. This leaves more cash to increase the tip when service warrants it. Even if the end damage is the same, I'd rather give it to the ladies who deserve it. If your regular MMS (probably a KAMP) inquires why you haven't been around for a while, tell her that there are other AMPs with better service, prettier, younger girls and lower prices. Not much she can do about the service or the girls, but she can lower the price. Sadly, my guess is that no one in the KAMP MMS mafia will want to be a trendsetter. So unless they start competing in other ways, support the. 6 AMPs. That's my 2 cents for today.

**Laura Rager** · 08-23-16 13:53

Visited Susan at Health Center. Went early, told me to come back later in day. Seems she was the only person working. Probably 45-50. Nothing special but nothing vile. Came back later. Got 90 minutes for $90. No TS here. Asked for medium and got it. Good music. One doorbell during 90 minutes and she did same to other person as me. Really good massage. She wore whole time tights. Played and teased then flipped. Went straight to straight work. Used lots of oil. Was a bit mechanical and didn't invite any extra activity except piston action. Fooled OTC but didn't add much given age and looks. Mechanical mood persisted and required self help. Massage not over. Lots of rubbing and stretching and head rubbing, front pressure, legs, etc.

Pros: easy parking, good massage, good music, no haggle.

Cons: no zest, so so looks, mechanical at key times.

8615 down the are Hwy.

**Mandevi** · 08-22-16 13:33

Went to Chinese place in Annandale, asked my usual provider but instead was told that she is not working today and she told me I tv she is ok I said ok you can massage me. Wen t for an hour and the massage was real deep tissue and I was happy with massage though shse lied about my provider I was happy with her service. Later on I saw the owner and since she recognized me she. Told me. Is in the office. Ibtold her I am done and about to leave and explained her the situation. She genuinely cared and said sorry. She asked me whenever I'm back she her before entering to the room.

Was extremely happy with her concern and is definite repeat. One of the best place so far I have been.

**WanderingNinja** · 08-21-16 08:25

Originally Posted by Jayorf [View Original Post]

Stopped by my favorite massage place only to find out that my All time favorite has moved on! She went by the name Lisa, she was cute and very playful. I tried numerous time to get her digits but she wouldn't play. Lucy is still there and she is older and a fun time as well but it just isn't the same. If any one locates her or knew who she was please let me know. The new lady working is not much to look at. They did a good job staffing the place until now, I wouldn't suggest a visit with the new girl. If anyone is wondering here is the add. https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...723797291.html.

Happy hunting.

Would love to know where Lisa is at now too. Lucy said new management also raised the price 10 to. 8 an hour. They are alo advertising on BP wich is a new thing.

**Derringer** · 08-17-16 18:15

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness.

I had an interesting couple of experiences at a CAMP that advertises itself as "Chinese traditional balance, CMT" and "Free Table Shower For First visiting" and also "Pain ease and muscle treatment". It's located at 6924-b. I listed all the ad titles because I have not been able to find a name for the place. I just walked in for my 1st visit, but I called to make an appointment my 2nd time for reasons I will explain later.

This spa advertises. 7/ hour and $/90 minutes. It has off-street parking, but the entrance faces busy VA 236. It is clean inside, but a bit dated. The massage tables are comfortable, with relatively private rooms -- meaning there are doors on the rooms, but they were not diligent about always closing them -- and the TS was old and a bit strange because it was covered by a big sheet of plastic. For all I know there could be a pool table under there. I found out later they charge an extra. 1 for the TS.

Linda, the therapist I drew on my 1st visit, seemed to be the MMS. She's tall and lean with a small, natural top and a decent face. She's probably late 30's, speaks good English, but with a heavy accent. She was dressed in short shorts, a bra and regular top.

Linda gives a poor TS. She did an okay job up front, had no problem washing my little guy and his friends, but she did not do much around back except dump water on me with a bucket. It was all business with no teasing. But she provides an okay "hard" massage, using her knees to really press on my back and she will do backwalking if that is your thing.

When she first started she used some kind of "special Chinese" concoction on my neck that felt like the consistency of Vaseline, but has a VERY strong odor! Then to top it off, she got it off of her hands by wiping it in my hair! And she did all that without even asking first! Ugh. Then the magic potion started to get really hot. So it was like Icy Hot. Even after showering when I got home, I had that smell in my hair until the next day! So beware all you married fellas!!

Linda is a very chatty, opinionated woman! Even when I don't agree with someone, it is interesting to hear different viewpoints. However, before my hour was done, she had explained EVERYTHING to me. Geopolitics. Keynesian vs. Free market economics. Love. Marriage. Even the meaning of life! I am glad someone has it all figured out! It was a bit hard to follow with her thick accent, and I did zone out a couple of times, but I'm pretty sure she walked me through an explanation of how to derive the square root of pi, among other things.

She teased me a bit while I was face down, and she started to get my motor running. But my biggest complaint was that right then she got a phone call and took it. The timing could not have been worse. As she held a short conversation in Chinese, my little guy went limp. Argh!!

Before the big flip, she had been nice about me rubbing her soft legs -- and her small butt over her clothes. But unfortunately, after the turn she was not nearly as accommodating as she had been talkative. She did offer to briefly show me one small headlamp, but I was barely allowed to touch it. I asked about nursing. "No," she does "not like to have it licked," she replied. And as soon as the deed was done, that little puppy was quickly put away! But I have to say, she does have soft, luscious skin. Overall, it was a no nonsense, meat and potatoes finish. Interestingly, they use baby powder for their sensual therapy. So be advised that you will leave smelling like a baby's butt AND Ben-Gay.

I tipped the standard amount for the level of service. She seemed happy enough. That would have been it, but. As Paul Harvey used to say, "And now, the rest of the story".

Even after that lackluster 1st experience, I phoned to set up my 2nd visit because I met a young cutie pie named CiCi on my first visit. She had let me in when I arrived and quickly wisked me into a waiting room. I had thought she would be my therapist when a room opened up. But that was not to be. CiCi is also Chinese, early to mid 20's. She is short and has a really cute face, with just a bit of baby fat on her youthful body, which I found absolutely adorable! And she seemed sweet, with a super friendly demeanor. I got a nice hug and a really great vibe from her. I was smitten. So I scheduled a time when I could confirm that she would be available to provide much needed therapy to me. I later found out she works every day, as do all the rest of the girls.

I showed up on time and I was greeted by a third lady, YoYo. She took me to my room and told me CiCi would be with me in a few minutes. Then, a few minutes later, she brought me a fresh towel and told me she would go ahead and give me a TS. Okay, sure. YoYo is tall, lythe and has a nice face. Hard to tell, but she is probably around 30. She seemed reserved at first, but she quickly opened up and was playful and flirty during the shower, teasing me both front and back. I made a note to myself, "Depending on how CiCi does, I may need to come back and give YoYo a try".

I went back to my room and CiCi came in. She seemed genuinely happy that I had specifically requested her. She smiled a lot, and we talked a minute as I was laying down. She does not speak a lot of English, but she definitely tries. And she is indeed a very sweet young lady. Her therapeutic massage was pretty good, not great, but nice enough to relax me. And her ST while I was face down was very good. She did not mind roaming hands and seemed really into the session.

Upon the flip, we engaged in very light kissing, and she surprised me with a just little bit of tongue. I tried getting up, but she told me to lay down to finish the massage. I asked her to take off her clothes for me. She took her top off. Still in a bra, she smiled. I asked for bra off too. She obliged, nice, young bee cups, and began sucking on her sensitive nipples. Then I helped pull her tight shorts off. She slowly twirled to show me her ass in the thong. She popped the waist band and said, "Sexy. " Oh yes, baby. Oh yes indeed!!

She had me lay down and began a wonderful body-to-body massage, which eventually turned into a very nice, slow manual finish. I gave her a generous tip and she made sure I understood she wants me to ask for her next time. So, a little bit more may be available with CiCi if she likes you. But of course YMMV. For me, she is a definite repeat!!

So I guess it was just bad, not "the worst of times" on my 1st visit, but it was definitely the best of times for my 2nd visit.

**BadVAHotGuy** · 08-16-16 19:59

I hooked up with Katie. OH what a hot attractive lady. Very sharp and makes you feel comfortable. She really enjoys her work and has a good attitude. The TS and massage was outstanding with no comment to roaming. She has only been there about 1 month but her experience tells she has been in the profession much longer. Although she has her limits (NO FS) we both had a great time. Overall, she is my go to AMP. Damage $. 80.

BadVAHotGuy.

**StoopDown** · 08-15-16 08:50

Originally Posted by OldImmature [View Original Post]

I dreamt a visit to FW this morning, after calling to ask if June was available. She was, but only as mms, as she was the one who greeted me, and told me she was not actually working with clients today. Boo. She introduced me to Joy, a late-30's slim lady with no butt, and B cups up above. June took my. 8 and gave me a grinding hug and said, "maybe next time".

In the TS, Joy was flirty and attentive to all of the sweaty bits (it was over 100 when I got there), but things went unenthusiastic afterwards. Back on the table, she gave me the equivalent of an airport massage, using a dishtowel to avoid touching my bare skin (after spending all that time cleaning me up.). 45+ minutes into the session, I had to ask if I should turn over (bad sign). On the flip, she plunked herself down between my ankles for the HE, ensuring that there would be no touching of any kind.

Total damage, $. 2, standard NOVA, but sub-standard attitude.

Meh. I'll have to try Palm Tree next time, though my eyes kept wandering to Kara on the BP bodyrub site, anyone with experience there?

O. I.

I have had recurring dreams of Kara, going back to when it was Aroma. And while the dreams are pleasant, the visual quality is now somewhat, ummm, aged. The number of providers is (and has been) low. I only dreamed of one provider as Aroma, and two as Kara. But TS is always decent and the flip has always allowed for sufficient roaming / exploration. All my dreams have been enthusiastic, but as they say YMMV. I have had no problems with up sell, damage has always been. 8 to the house and standard NOVA. 4 - $. 2 total.

Soft Touch is square in the middle of the two (FW and Kara) - but I haven't dreamed of ST in quite some time. I'd be interested to hear of a recent dream.

Be safe out there.

Stoop.

**Old Immature** · 08-14-16 23:35

I dreamt a visit to FW this morning, after calling to ask if June was available. She was, but only as mms, as she was the one who greeted me, and told me she was not actually working with clients today. Boo. She introduced me to Joy, a late-30's slim lady with no butt, and B cups up above. June took my. 8 and gave me a grinding hug and said, "maybe next time".

In the TS, Joy was flirty and attentive to all of the sweaty bits (it was over 100 when I got there), but things went unenthusiastic afterwards. Back on the table, she gave me the equivalent of an airport massage, using a dishtowel to avoid touching my bare skin (after spending all that time cleaning me up.). 45+ minutes into the session, I had to ask if I should turn over (bad sign). On the flip, she plunked herself down between my ankles for the HE, ensuring that there would be no touching of any kind.

Total damage, $. 2, standard NOVA, but sub-standard attitude.

Meh. I'll have to try Palm Tree next time, though my eyes kept wandering to Kara on the BP bodyrub site, anyone with experience there?

O. I.