Massage Parlor Reports

**Jayorf** · 08-09-16 14:58

Stopped by my favorite massage place only to find out that my All time favorite has moved on! She went by the name Lisa, she was cute and very playful. I tried numerous time to get her digits but she wouldn't play. Lucy is still there and she is older and a fun time as well but it just isn't the same. If any one locates her or knew who she was please let me know. The new lady working is not much to look at. They did a good job staffing the place until now, I wouldn't suggest a visit with the new girl. If anyone is wondering here is the add. https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...723797291.html.

Happy hunting.

**B Rabbit** · 08-06-16 23:00

Visited my usual spot in Springfield. Saw a new provider. TS, good massage, menu options on the flip. The service was great, as is usual (see my previous post). Unfortunately, the tip for DATY and HJ went up to $ on top of the. 8 for the hour.

Never say never again, but at those prices, I suspect I'll be looking elsewhere for my next trip.

**Novacreeper** · 08-03-16 18:44

Had a dream I went to (the new) Royal off OCR in Vtown. Met at the buzzer by Emmy, Janet wasn't there. She ended up being the tech. Chinese, late 30's 5'5"135- ish. Looks- 6/10 bod -6/10 personality- 8/10, English- 8/10, standard AMP -girl get-up: shorts & a tee. Newer joint-office complex with door facing large parking lot, but you're not too conspicuous arriving / leaving and you walk in main door before chiming in.

Clean room, clean towels standard AMP atmosphere with depressing boingo boingo style mood music playing in the background. They have a clean big ass TS room with a door.

Took care of the niceties and proceeded w / short, standard VA AMP TS. Back to the room and proceeded to experience a way- above VA AMP standards massage with the usual "you been here before"'s which was funny because as I told her ummm, no you're new here. Started with "medium" which turned into" hard"- at my request. Lots of leg & back work (which was nice because it was squat day this morning) and did a few non-standard "thai" positions with legs & arms which were nice. Not technically "professional" by any means, but definitely better than most around NVA.

There were AMP "extras" and -get this- THEY WERE NOT SOLICITED NOR UNCOMFORT ABLY NEGOTIATED. Communication was good and I got as far as I needed without bartering for the tip.

PM for specifics but I got mutual full monty, a royal handshake a visit from Vladamir Putin and others. I took a "ball refill" pill before I went in so she worked hard fo the money on the hot towel clean up, but helped me dress, was given a bottle of water and she was genuinely happy with provided tip which oh by the way was never even discussed! Total Damage. 8/ 60, plus. 6.

I personally won't repeat because I'm a one and done-er at any NOVA AMP due to the disappointment factor (the 15 min ride to Greener pastures is so worth it) but will mark this one up as a nice afternoon excursionHad a dream I went to (the new) Royal off OCR. Met at the buzzer by Emmy, Janet wasn't there. She ended up being the tech. Chinese, late 30's 5'5"135- ish. Looks- 6/10 bod 6/10 personality 8/10, English 8/10, standard AMP girl get-up shorts & a tee. Newer joint-office complex with door facing large parking lot, but you're not too conspicuous arriving / leaving.

Clean room, clean towels standard AMP atmosphere with depressing mood music playing. They have a clean big ass TS room with a door.

Took care of the niceties and proceeded w / short, standard VA AMP TS. Back to the room and proceeded to experience a way- above VA AMP standards mass with the usual "you been here before"'s which was funny because as I told her ummm, no you're new here. Started with "medium" which turned into" hard"- at my request. Lots of leg & back work (which was nice because it was squat day this morning) and did a few non-standard "thai" positions which were nice. Not technically "professional" by any means, but definitely better than most around.

There were AMP "extras" and -get this- THEY WERE NOT SOLICITED OR NOR UNCOMFORTABLY NEGOTIATED. Communication was good and I got as far as I needed.

PM for specifics but I got mutual full monty, a handshake by the Royal Queen, a visit from Vladamir Putin and others. I took a "ball refill" pill before I went in so she worked hard fo the money on the hot towel clean up, but helped dress and given a bottle of water and was genuinely happy with provided tip which oh by the way was never even discussed! Total Damage. 8/ 60, plus. 6 .

I'm a one and done-er for NOVA AMPs (the 15 min ride to greener pastures is so much better) so I won't repeat but do recommend for a playful HE with a few extras.

Stay Classy Mongerville.

**Roamin Roman** · 08-03-16 05:29

Originally Posted by Enderpete [View Original Post]

She has been thinking about this for a long time now. I will be very sad to see her go. I've been seeing her for a very long time.

She reached a milestone and probably had an opportunity avail itself to get into the new line of business. It'll be tough to see her go. She always gave an excellent massage, and the bonuses weren't too shabby, either.

Roman

**Roamin Roman** · 08-03-16 05:24

Originally Posted by ShadowKnight [View Original Post]

This seems fairly new in the area. Does anyone know about this location? They have a website, so I was thinking they were legit.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/gr...girls/23753720

Here's a view of the address, from Google Maps. You'll have to be the judge as to whether it's strictly legit.

https://www.google.com/maps/@38.5767...8i6656!6m1!1e1

FWIW, as a completely new member with no posting history, you're not likely to get much of a detailed reply from those who've been here for a while. The reason is, you haven't built-up (earned) any "board cred" yet. That comes with time and, most importantly, useful contributions to the forum. In fact, if you search on that term (using the 'Search' function toward the top of the page), you'll find a bunch of posts which discuss that very thing. They're worth reading. Afterwards, perhaps you could TOFTT and report back to let your fellow board members know.

Roman

**ShadowKnight** · 08-02-16 19:55

This seems fairly new in the area. Does anyone know about this location? They have a website, so I was thinking they were legit.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/gr...girls/23753720

**EnderPete** · 08-02-16 18:26

Originally Posted by RoaminRoman [View Original Post]

Heads-up, long-timers:

For those long-time mongers who know the therapist to whom I'm referring, be advised that she is preparing to move out of this area and establish herself in a different line of business unrelated to the personal services industry. She's still working at her current location, providing good service to her regulars, but will likely be gone by the end of summer. So, if you still want to avail yourself of a visit but haven't done so for a while, now is the time. Otherwise, you may find yourself calling a non-working number soon.

Roman

She has been thinking about this for a long time now. I will be very sad to see her go. I've been seeing her for a very long time.

**Roamin Roman** · 08-02-16 14:37

Heads-up, long-timers:

For those long-time mongers who know the therapist to whom I'm referring, be advised that she is preparing to move out of this area and establish herself in a different line of business unrelated to the personal services industry. She's still working at her current location, providing good service to her regulars, but will likely be gone by the end of summer. So, if you still want to avail yourself of a visit but haven't done so for a while, now is the time. Otherwise, you may find yourself calling a non-working number soon.

Roman

**Roamin Roman** · 08-02-16 14:29

Originally Posted by JimRob [View Original Post]

Just another mistake in my long line of mistakes at AMP's. Lady open the door and she was old short and chunky. I was hoping she wouldn't be giving me the massage, but of course she was.

Once she came in the room and told me her name was Candy, she whisper what type of massage you want? Hard? Soft or sexy? I said sexy of course. Lots of flirting and boobs only back. On the flip she got on the table completely nude and was rubbing up and down my body.

Got in 69 position during handshake and put her privates near my face to eat. (no thanks &#128541. I asked her to get off the table and she kept shaking my hand. I'm like enough already with the greeting! We already met. She asked me what I wanted and I said, because I was getting excited I said how about some frank Sinatra music. She's like you got a cd we can use? I said no, and she's like well we can open the CD player and put it in a little. I'm like what the hell? Play music with no cd? Make sense? Well before anything happen I just let myself finish and get up and leave.

Not going back. The O in nova stands for OLD!

My findings from a recent visit to Pine were somewhat similar, Jim Rob, although the therapist who took care of me didn't offer any FS (or BJ, either). I arrived midday, and the place was practically deserted. Mya, a 50-something spinner, answered the door and took me to one of the rooms, where she collected the fee. Then, off to the TS, which was thorough but otherwise unremarkable. Back in the room, she administered a fairly remarkable massage, by NoVA standards, in that it was firm (and, at a couple points, almost too hard) and complete. She also did some extended back-walking, and that was nice. Since she weighs probably only 90 pounds, she's able to carry it off well. It truly was a very good massage. On the flip, she proceeds to administer a Standard NoVA finish and offers to climb onto the table for 69 (but for $. 2, which is a waaaaaay unreasonable tipping point). She has good hands, strong but soft, and she was able to finish the job like someone who's many years of experience have given her the master's touch.

All in all, a satisfying visit, even if the therapist is not amongst the youngest of providers. Pine isn't, and won't be, my "go-to" place, but does deserve high competency marks (at least for Mya) in spite of the age of its personnel. Give it a try if you're needing a thorough massage and don't mind the age. But, you probably don't want to go out of your way to visit. Do so only if you're in the area.

FBAS: 5, 8, 7½, 7½.

Vitals: Mya is probably in the late-40's to late-50's range, judging from her face despite of the makeup. She's not unattractive, but her age does show nonetheless. She has a spinner's body, with almost no fat that I could discern; has about a 32-A size; stands at no more than 4'-10"; and weighs around 90#.

Facilities: Although this place has been in operation for at least a decade or more, it is still a clean establishment with no discernible food or mildew odors; has a clean shower facility; and has tables that are fairly new. Nothing appeared to be in serious need of any recapitalization. The air conditioning, especially for these hot and humid days, was adjusted properly (neither too hot nor too cold). Pine is located on the 2nd floor of the building, and one must ascend a set of stairs to the entrance. Parking out front is easy and available.

**HavingFun6931** · 08-02-16 11:27

Had a dream that I visited Julie at Royal Spa in Tysons Corner. In this very enjoyable dream I had a wonderful time and I very much intend to have that dream again, and soon. Royal is fairly new on the scene, not sure if she's the only one who works there (she was the only one there when I arrived for an AM appointment). In this dream, we started with light sensual touch straightaway at my request and she made her intentions clear that more was on the menu pretty quickly, which was fine by me. She was soon free of all clothing and we were quickly a randy couple enjoying a bit more than a massage. A bit of body to body grinding did me in and after some cleanup (of both her and me) she took her time returning to a deeper therapeutic top to bottom massage.

Technique was good, strong hands, a little fast on her pace but otherwise on point. She's not Tara but she's not far off in terms of both light relaxing and also therapeutic massage. Her English is limited but she was friendly and just the right amount of talkative and quite playful during the fun part of the session. Flirty eyes, good smile, etc. No rules on what you can and can't touch.

I plan to have this dream again. And soon. Therapeutic massage = 7/10, sensual with HE = 8/10, extracurricular = 9/10, cleanliness / ambiance / safe setting = 10/10. Duration = 6/10. Damage: House was. 08. Tried tipping her to get her to. 2 but she put up a little bit of a stink (nicely) and I ended up giving her. 4 total. Which for the services provided was totally fair. I scheduled 1 hr and she had me out in 45 or less. I think that was my fault. I got through the happy part of the session pretty quickly. If you time yourself better than I you'll get the full hour. YMMV and I plan on seeing how much more mileage I might get in a future daydream.

She works hard for your repeat business. Enjoy, all.

**HavingFun6931** · 08-02-16 11:05

Just saw Julie today, and would totally agree with this report. Definitely earned a repeat visit. Julie and Royal Spa are great options, a sure thing, if you're in Tysons area. I am going to post my report on my visit next.

Originally Posted by Tapas [View Original Post]

After my disappointing BP Body Rub experience, I took a chance on an AMP, and was pleasantly surprised.

Stopped by Royal, not far from Tysons Corner Mall. It is an office complex, and at night there are not many cars or people around.

Met Julie, late 30's, friendly and decent looks.

Only had time for half and hour, table shower available, but I was already clean, and wanted the 30 to be concentrated on the "massage. " Was asked what type of massage I wanted, and I said "fun massage. " She giggled and on to the massage. Asked for better visuals, and she complied. Plenty of teasing and on to the flip. A standard nova finish. 6+. 4. Royal earned a return visit, but in that office complex, it will likely be at night when there are less people around to notice.

**Barkeater** · 08-01-16 20:35

Overheard this on the bus today.

So today around lunchtime I was feeling impish, and so I went to someplace Imperial. Around noon the place was deserted. Saw a lady named Sarah. Mid 30's and kind of cute, maybe a 6 or a 7. Had a nice table shower, and the massage was good, relaxing and sensual. At the flip, negotiations began. I said flat out that I had $6 and that was it. She immediately became petulant and angry. Finished five minutes later, forty minutes total. Walking me out she was going on about how.

"I guess I am just a $6 kind of girl. " Whatever. I won't be returning. What is it with Nova? It is like everywhere you go the women are getting, older, greedier, and more unfriendly. I don't see how that kind of sh-- encourages more business.

**Oontz** · 08-01-16 08:48

Originally Posted by Birdo [View Original Post]

I'm pretty sure the other place is Smile Therapy.

Correct. A pair of mini reviews.

Upstairs is exposed to the road and is in the middle of the office park. There's no TS. The ladies there are lovely, and younger and thinner than average, and one if them isn't all-natural as posted below. They can be chatty. The massages I've had have been decent for AMP, and the service on the flip has been excellent. I don't know how expansive the menu is yet. No negotiations at the flip, but I've had some attempts after the fact.

Downstairs is in the same building but doesn't face the road. It has a TS but I haven't had a chance to try it yet. The ladies tend to be more average for the area. Ok massage, standard flip. If there's a wider menu, it hasn't been hinted at too much in the couple times I've been.

I can PM on either of these for more detail even though I haven't been enough to do a really good review. I prefer upstairs for now, but the lack of TS is kind of a downer.