Massage Parlor Reports

**Cutter1001** · 01-03-17 00:14

Originally Posted by Marcath [View Original Post]

Does anyone know if Old Town Spa has a back door entrance? Not too crazy with the exposure of the front door.

Is FS available.

**Cutter1001** · 01-03-17 00:10

Need some advice from fellow mangers. I'm coming to SB and would like some FS. Any information about Chinese Dragon? Saw on BP and it looked interesting.

**DLouie** · 12-10-16 10:51

Yes, back door with door bell. Parking in the back, too.

**Marcath** · 11-01-16 10:04

Does anyone know if Old Town Spa has a back door entrance? Not too crazy with the exposure of the front door.

**Marcath** · 11-01-16 10:01

Recently checked out this place. Had a very nice visit with Tina. Young, cute and great attitude. Monster 224.

Originally Posted by Nutzoid [View Original Post]

Pretty is, as pretty does! What services are available?

Nutz: the menu is full.

**Nutzoid** · 07-28-16 09:28

Originally Posted by Monster224 [View Original Post]

You should check out Asian care massage located at 3532 state st, Santa Barbara. Girls from there are very young like 20-25 years old. And very pretty. They are Korean and Chinese with best skills.

Pretty is, as pretty does! What services are available?

**Monster224** · 07-26-16 20:23

You should check out Asian care massage located at 3532 state st, Santa Barbara. Girls from there are very young like 20-25 years old. And very pretty. They are Korean and Chinese with best skills.

**Ruprecht** · 06-29-16 00:18

The Health Center is next to a paint shop with the burger place around the corner. The place has one big room, a tiny bathroom and I only saw a single massage room. I entered to find mama and the masseuse watching tv on an ipad. The Masseuse opened the door and was all smiles as if she recognized me (I get that a lot, guess I'm a generic white guy). I asked to use the bathroom and by the time I was gone Mama had disappeared and I was led to the massage room.

The day was hot, the rear door was open to allow air flow, the massage room door was also open to allow air. For some reason the fan in the massage room was off as well.

Masseuse was cute, about a 7 in my book. Thin with perky breasts. Perhaps early 40's, I'm a terrible judge of age. She smiled a lot and giggled which was adorable. She never talked price or anything like that which I also appreciated.

So I paid for a half hour (. 4) and got naked on the table. She came in a minute or two later and gave me a forgettable massage. After awhile I brushed her calf and shin to make sure she got the hint. She responded by gently brushing my taint and crack. I adjusted. I think we both knew what was going on by that point. She loved me and needed me and was willing to break her massage code to get some action.

So on the flip she wasted little time in gently brushing my junk and then outright working it. The massage was weak, the hand work was nice. I pawed at her a bit and she lifted her bra above her breast and then even came over so I could taste her little C-size cups. I lost it at that point and she smiled and cleaned me up. Got me a cup of water and I dressed and gave her a tip. 4 to show my appreciation.

**Wsj4530** · 05-14-16 22:24

Originally Posted by KevaHeva [View Original Post]

Heard pretty good things about that mp from friends, wanted to see if you guys have any imput.

Check out old town spa in Goleta. Sophia, works Fri. & sat only, hot columbian. Goleta Health Center, next to Habit in Goleta, Usually has nice looking Asians. New Life massage, next to smoke shop is usually my life 3rd choice.

**KevaHeva** · 05-05-16 09:49

Heard pretty good things about that mp from friends, wanted to see if you guys have any imput.

**Marcath** · 04-26-16 21:20

Originally Posted by Discreet1965 [View Original Post]

It is a semi legit massage + HJ place.
Couple of the Thai massage places in upper state street are strictly legit massage places. Another strictly legit Asian massage place is on Haley.

See my post two back, I reported on Chapala and Haley. I will add that I go to Haley fairly frequently and it's been awhile since I got anything. I usually go in the daytime so that may be part of it. Recently checked out the one by Tijuana's on DlaV. Fairly good massage, girl was nothing special but she was nice, very weak English. HJ only. Won't likely return.

**Discreet1965** · 04-18-16 14:45

Originally Posted by Gudel [View Original Post]

It's been a while since there's a report, either everyone is keeping mum or the well is just dry. I went to check out a place on Chapala since I was downtown. I figure why not, I saw their ads in BP / CL.
I knew It was going to be nothing happens when I saw the provider with jeans. Nothing to see here, it's legit. Sorry for the news. It's probably best to stick to the 'nard.
The massage itself is fine, the place is reasonably quiet. It's probably good for relaxing after shopping on state.

It is a semi legit massage + HJ place. Been there a couple of times. Maybe you look like LE. Most Asian massage places in Santa Barbara and Goleta are similar. Though more is available at some Goleta places if you read the reviews at various sites.

Couple of the Thai massage places in upper state street are strictly legit massage places. Another strictly legit Asian massage place is on Haley.

**Gudel** · 04-18-16 04:00

It's been a while since there's a report, either everyone is keeping mum or the well is just dry. I went to check out a place on Chapala since I was downtown. I figure why not, I saw their ads in BP / CL.

I knew It was going to be nothing happens when I saw the provider with jeans. Nothing to see here, it's legit. Sorry for the news. It's probably best to stick to the 'nard.

The massage itself is fine, the place is reasonably quiet. It's probably good for relaxing after shopping on state.

**Marcath** · 12-24-14 11:33

Over the past few months I visited a few AMPs in SB.

Made a 2nd visit to the on on Chapala. This was the same experience as the 1st visit. Weak massage by an unattractive not so young woman named Tina. The HE finish was nothing special. I do not recommend.

Tried Interwoven. What is funny is that there is a website for this place but it is a legit massage health provider, same address and phone no. Back to my visit. Went for the hour, got Lily. She is tall, thin and attractive, wearing shorts and a simple shirt. Gives a nice massage, really liked the brushing of her hair on my back. On the flip, she was going close to the boys and then I started rubbing her legs and then up her shorts, no resistance. As I went for her box she said 'period, sorry'. Then she pulled up her shirt on one side and then her bra and let me play with her tits. Nice finish, then she cleaned up. I will be back.

The 3rd place was a bit of a surprise. Is the on on Milpas. It is rather upscale, not like a typical parlor.

My first visit was just to get a legit massage because the place looked interesting. I got a very good legit massage by a very cute very tiny young girl. She would stand on the table to do the massage but no extras. In fact, I did not try.

2nd visit I opted for the 30 min body scrub with 30 min massage. The body scrub was covered by some paper shorts. The gal was nothing special but she wore a glove, saying she had some condition with her hand. The massage was pretty good, not as good as the first one, again, no extras.

3rd visit got another very good massage. This time there was rubbing very close to the boys, I thought maybe things would be different, but again no extras.

I had decided there was nothing to be had here and that was ok because I could get a nice massage for a reasonable price. Went a 4th time expecting a nice legit massage. Started out that way with more close rubs while on my belly, felt nice so I lifted and she rubbed a little more and a little further. On the flip I was semi and after some chest rubbing she moved in on the boys. I was pleasantly surprised to get a nice HE. She cleaned up and even gave a little face massage to end the session.

Sorry for the long post.

**Monger 2** · 11-01-14 23:15

Originally Posted by MmcGreggor [View Original Post]

OK, this forums is pretty dead, but recently noticed it.

MmcGreggor, I checked it out in hope it would offer extras, but it had the same legit massage that all the other places in operation in Santa Barbara / Goleta have lately. Decent massage, nothing more, like all the rest that LE has let keep running.

M2.