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06-23-16 11:32 #9097Senior Member

Posts: 28Franconia Wellness
Sorry if I am posting incorrectly. I have not visited any AMP and from the brief reading I am thinking I should visit FW in Alexandria. As a first timer will I get bad treatment there? Any advice please?
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06-23-16 11:10 #9096Senior Member

Posts: 902Thanks Roman. When I visited, it was a lazy hot Sunday afternoon with no one around so I made sure to visit at a time when foot traffic would probably be minimum. I'll skip this place then based on your reply. Will send you an inquiry about something across the street.
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06-23-16 07:41 #9095Senior Member

Posts: 75Best was Best
Last night I had the wildest dream. It seemed so real but alas it was only a dream. It started out with me reading a recommendation by Roman to go to the Best place in Chantilly. So, I followed his sage advice and went in search of relaxation. Upon arrival I was greeted by a nice looking lady who took me back to my room to get comfortable. I asked if Judy would be available and eventually she arrived. We went off the the shower room and proceeded to have the most thorough TS I had ever experienced. It was fantastic and boy did it feel real as I was dreaming it. Anyway, after the shower we went back to the room for a massage. As you would expect, I started on my stomach and enjoyed some very focused attention in all the right areas. Judy has some very special techniques that should be experienced IMHO. As I said, this was the wildest dream as I experienced things in this dream that I have not dreamt about in any other AMP dream. I hope to have this dream again as it was a lot of fun and the. 6/. 5 admission fee was well worth it.
Q.
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06-22-16 14:17 #9094Senior Member

Posts: 49Best again
I made a quick turnaround here in shantilly around sully circle beside the café in the complex. Normally, I won't repeat so quickly, but my work accommodated for the lunchtime hour. The mms recognizes me now, so I received repeat accommodations from my most recent visit. This session was with cici. She is younger than lilly was, but both with same build. Biggest difference was that cici has lots of ink and I find it unattractive on her and a put off to me. Oh well, no big deal as I was just a little disappointed in the looks department, but she is still friendly and made me feel welcome. One thing I am noticing here is if mms doesn't see me before session, then my session borders on legit and almost just lucky for handshake and usually shorted on time / effort. If mms sees me then things are more relaxed and understood especially nice TS and full hour and Fiji water and hugs to come back again with smiles. I would repeat, but I'm out of town for a good while.
Good Day.
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06-21-16 19:20 #9093Regular Member

Posts: 3Toftt
Long time lurker, occasional massage enjoyer checking in. Had that chronic itch we all have from time to time, decided to browse the massage section the page, and came across sophia. Couldn't find any reviews or references, but the ad stated the pics were accurate, I was thinking with the wrong head, and I was intrigued so I decided to toftt. Ended up in a very, very familiar location (if you've checked out some of the independent Asian massuses in nova, you'll know what I mean). Pics are accurate, if anything, I think she looks way hotter in person. Massage was decent, but nothing spectacular. Certainly nothing like tara. I would say the massage was comparable to ms virginia (minus the nails thing. I was never a fan of that anyways). Remember to bring some extra guap over the sticker price (a buzzkill I know, but that's the way things seem to be going these days).
Would I recommend? Sure. Would I repeat? No. But my reasons are personal.
PM if you have further questions.
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06-21-16 16:37 #9092

Posts: 906Some directions
Welcome to the forum, TX.
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You're not likely to endear yourself to many long-time members of this forum by using your inaugural post to ask for detailed information like that. So, here are a few points to help you in the future.
Now, with all of this, you have your assignment before you. Do your homework, try a few places, and post your experiences.
(1) The USASG succeeds by each member sharing (not hoarding) information.
(2) Members obtain information (for example, where the best AMPs are located, or where one can obtain FS) via the expenditure of their own hard-earned funds and the valuable limited free time.
(3) Before a member can expect to receive information, especially of the kind you asked for, a member needs to build up what's best described as "board cred". One obtains "board cred" by posting and sharing useful information about his own findings and experiences.
(4) Lurking and / or simply asking for information gratis, without having contributed much of anything to the forum beforehand, it like asking for a handout. Most members do not respect that.
(5) Posting / sharing good useful information, which you obtain by spending your own money and time, will do two things: It will help build "board cred" and it will earn you Senior Member status more quickly than one who just lurks or only posts useless "I agree" type of comments.
(6) There is a ton of useful information, spread out over the past many weeks, months, and even years that is available on this site, and it's all there, free for the taking. All you have to do is dedicate the time to read it. And, it's not really that difficult to do. Believe me, if you peruse this and other boards on the USASG, you'll quickly discover just how much valuable info your fellow members have shared.
(7) Before venturing forth, be patient and consider all the options available. Also, figure out (by reading the posts) all of the pitfalls and hazards that could potentially bring you a lot of grief.
(8) Another benefit of reading the forum is that you'll understand the pay rates, as well as discover some good negotiating strategies when the inevitable "upsell" occurs. Be a wise, informed monger, not a lazy one.
And, in answer to your question: Go north. (If you read the forums for all of the Washington DC area, you'll understand what that means.
Good luck, stay safe, and have fun. Cheers!
Roman
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06-21-16 16:17 #9091

Posts: 906It's been a while but. . .
The last time I visited Sunstar was about 2-3 years ago, so this info is clearly dated and might not be of much help to you now. (You'll have to decide on the latter point.) Basically, Sunstar has always been just a basic AMP offering HEs. As far as I've experienced, they're an ordinary, middle-of-the-pack AMP with mid-40's therapists. My visits were always in the evening, circa 6 pm; whether that has any bearing on the services provided is an open question. As for the 4-5 stars on other sites, that's always baffled me. Perhaps it's a function of those raters not having had the benefit of visiting many AMPs. Who knows?
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Don't fret much about your Sunstar experience. It's not worth the time and energy doing so. That location is good as a place to visit when nothing else is available, but the problem is: There are always other places available, even near that establishment. Send me a PM if you are curious about other nearby places. (I suspect you already know about those, though.) Cheers.
Roman
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06-21-16 15:35 #9090Senior Member

Posts: 851Your first post is asking that question? How about you do some reading and then give us some intel.
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06-21-16 02:22 #9089Senior Member

Posts: 26Question about FS AMP
Hello. You mention an AMP that offers FS. I've only been able to find HE AMPs and I would really like to find a FS one. Could you point me in the right direction? I'm use to $ + . 60 for FS in Houston.
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06-20-16 19:07 #9088Senior Member

Posts: 230A few years ago, a guy posted about her and it seemed she checks this site. It got pretty ugly. If I were you, I'd block her number if you didn't use a monger phone.
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06-20-16 18:41 #9087Senior Member

Posts: 257Avoid At All Cost
I've been in this game for years and it made me an animal. It also made me aware and taught me how to research providers before taking the plunge. I've been away for a while and took a chance without doing any research. It was super uncharacteristic of me, but I really wanted a good massage even if the HE wasn't the best. So I opted for this one: http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/si...studio/6999790.
http://www.mymarvelousnassage.com/aboutme.htm
Details: BP ad says 36, but it was more like 56 (or 46 with heavy drug usage). Pics: very old, VERY. Neighborhood: Excellent location in Woodbridge, VA 22192.
What happen? Well, I arrived on time. When I saw her at the door, my first thought was to bail right then and there, but of course little head was out thinking big head. Was told to go downstairs and undress. It was like a dungeon down there, exactly like the pics on her webpage. I couldn't examine how clean it was because it was too dark, so I just hoped for the best. When I laid down, I smelt piss near the head rest. When she massaged me, it actually felt good, but I just couldn't get over that smell and if I was actually laying on clean sheets. When she came toward my head and started massaging my scalp, I smelt fish at her pussy. She had on lingerie so the smell was strong! This is when I hopped up, said I got to go, and got dress. Told her I would leave her $60 for her time (she charge $. 2 for the hour). She began fussing about me wasting her time and blocking out other clients to cater toward me. This is when I said bump it and left. 4. What I do that for? She said she was going to call 911 for robbery. I then pulled out my phone and said, "let me call them for you. " She then started yelling and told me to get out. She said she has never had someone walk out on her before in the seven years she's been doing this. That's hard to believe unless NOVA men settle for anything. I was in & out within 20 minutes.
My back was still covered with that thick oil. It was so bad. When I reached to touch my back, the oil looked like maggots and sunflower seeds mixed together. I was so disgusted, I stopped by two unknown AMPs in that area just to see if they offered a table shower! They didn't, so I rushed back home and scrubbed super hard while in the shower. I should of known nothing good was going to come from this.
I've heard about other stories when guys meet these type of crackhead girls, but it has never happen to me until now. I'm sure if I would have researched her first, I would have found something negative. But I take full responsibility for not taking the time to do my homework. Young guys, let this be a lesson to you: research first.
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06-20-16 09:29 #9086Senior Member

Posts: 77Clarification Request
Can you clarify which AMP you visited? If it's CY, as in the title, it's in Greenbelt. You, also, cited in the text BT. If it's BT, I'm not sure which AMP that is. Also, I'm confused about the total cost of the visit. You indicated $. 8 admission cost and $. 8 tip, which is $1. 6 for the hour, but stated that the total was $1. 25. Thanks.
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06-20-16 08:18 #9085Senior Member

Posts: 902My advice is to not post outdated info (in order to build street cred.) as things you experienced at a particular AMP 2 to 3 years ago is useless and does no one any good. Providers leave fairly regularly and the AMP changes "management" frequently. There is plenty of info on here and other monger websites to lead you to a reliable AMP if you want to partake in visiting one without wasting money on a poor performing AMP.
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06-19-16 22:49 #9084Senior Member

Posts: 645Susie and Cindy are both outstanding! Have not seen Sara.
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06-19-16 22:47 #9083Senior Member

Posts: 645Eunice who is about 27 does a good massage, but no HE. Have had her at Top as well as the place on Mathis that closed a year ago or so. Maybe you have lucked out again with a new lady, but my experience here has been therapeutic only. Maybe a little teasing, but nothing else.
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