Massage Parlor Reports

**DC002** · 05-24-16 23:12

Hi.

Long time lurker and old account holder but back with new handle. Since new here now, not requesting sensitive info.

QUICK SUEVEY: In this area, what days of the week and at what time are the "slow" times for the cAMPS?

- I think it varies by city and local, but I hate to go at a busy time and get the rush.

- I do love to go when it is slow and they want to pull you in and keep you.

I sometime go in to check out the lay of the land and say I was passing by, and could I have a card and will call when I have more time. If they are slow and bored, they will try hard to keep you there and then it usually is more fun! So what hours are they slow and on what days? Or, when are they busiest?

Thanks,

DC002.

**Member #6951** · 05-24-16 09:29

When I first started visiting AMPs a couple of years ago, I frequented "Mickey" over near Baileys Crossroads a few times. Mickey was my "first. " Great way to ease in. I see there's a new ad for that address on Columbia Pike. Any thoughts on where Mickey has gone and / or what the replacement is like?

**Lets Go Terps** · 05-23-16 20:49

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

The general tipping benchmarks have been discussed often in this forum and most of the time you'll see mongers paying 40 for a clothed HJ, 60 if the top comes off or if substantial roaming is allowed and around 80 for oral options (give or receive). Of course, there are variations around these amounts depending on a few other variables, but those are pretty much the going rates.

After years of not going to an AMP, that info was exactly what I came to this site to find out. Plan to pay RTC a visit on my lunch break soon so now I know how much to grab from the ATM. If anyone has advice for that location they would like to share, I would definitely appreciate it. Will post a follow-up after my visit in the next couple weeks.

**JmSuttr** · 05-23-16 19:00

Originally Posted by Crankcase [View Original Post]

The first point is true, and not much you can do other than play as straight as possible and hope for the best on limited time.

As for the latter point, far too true. The first two places I visited, I tipped a little more after I fell for the acting, then hoped to earn future 'goodwill' before I knew anything. The first place I eventually revisited three weeks ago. First provider saw me enter and chatted with new provider while I got ready for table shower. Massage was below average, finish was a gloopy lotion avalanche, and the expected tip was far too high. I tipped based on Jim's guidelines and the grief and final act acting isn't worth dealing with. Not planning on returning as my price 'rep' is apparently higher than the service provided.

I suppose the easiest way to sum it up, is our own rep is earned by our actions. It really is a two-way street.

I am to 'drive' respectfully at all times.

I'm guessing a lot of mongers have had experiences that have messed up their relationship with a specific AMP or masseuse. Sometimes it's because of getting a rep for overtipping such that it becomes too expensive to keep visiting. And of course sometimes it's an issue with the MMS or one or more of the masseuses. IME, one classic scenario is when one girl starts to see you as her exclusive client and trying to see any other masseuse brings about an extreme amount of drama. This happens even more often if the client is a nice guy, handsome and a good tipper.

The good news is there are plenty of other AMPs to visit as you learn from your experiences. I don't visit AMPs as often as I did in the past (prefer indies more) but I've always found it useful to have 2 or 3 "go to" places as it kept me from visiting one place too often and getting caught up in any drama. If things at one AMP got to the point where one girl became too possessive, I could then easily visit one of my other spots. If the possessive masseuse gave good service then I would still keep her in my rotation but I always made it a point to never see any of the other girls at that spa. The girls talk constantly among themselves about clients and even if the girl was on vacation or on a day off, it's a 100% certainty that she would find out and then the service level would probably go down (and the drama would go up). If for some reason I had to drop an AMP from my rotation it was good to have the other backup options while I tried out new spas to take its place.

IMHO, it's always good to have some low-cost (relatively speaking) options in your pocket and AMPs are perfect for that. With a little care you can become just enough of a trusted regular at 2-3 places while at the same time sidestepping potential drama situations. And when it comes to tipping protocols we should all read and heed Telcova's recent post (below).

Happy hunting and stay safe.

**JmSuttr** · 05-23-16 18:23

Originally Posted by Telcova [View Original Post]

Was in the area and decided to hit Fran Wellness. It was 7 or so in the evening and was able to see an attendant (Nicole) right away.

Since she was new to me, I went with the 1/2 hr option. The massage itself was average to good. She asked who I've seem before, when was the last time I was there, etc.

Then she started asking how much I tip, I don't like to play that game. I told her depends on the service, 40-60-80 depends on you, maybe she didn't understand but she wouldn't let up.

I got so frustrated I said, OK thank you. And got up: she knew I was ready to bolt. All of a sudden her attitude changed and she and asked me to stay as she reached for JR.

What's a guy to do, so I sat back down on the table and she looked me in the eye while making Mr happy while giving me pecks on the lips.

This got me going and I settled down. After she went to wash her hands and finished with some face / scalp / shoulder massage. It was unnerving for a bit but ended well.

T.

Great example of how to flex the market power that comes with the client's control of the cash side of the cash-service transaction. You did it without being rude and her response was textbook.

Kudos for reminding us all that we don't have to allow ourselves to be price-takers in the hobby marketplace.

P.S. I'm just guessing but I wouldn't be surprised if Nicole opened up even more to you on future visits (if you're so inclined).

**Telcova** · 05-23-16 18:04

Years ago there was a Spanish chick that worked there, she was way hot.

Originally Posted by RoaminRoman [View Original Post]

The link below provides info on the best massage. It was very popular some years ago, but has gone through a couple changes. I haven't patronized in a while, but only for proximity reasons. Good luck and have fun.

Roman

https://www.google.com/search?as_q=C...57204090232364

**Telcova** · 05-23-16 18:03

Was in the area and decided to hit Fran Wellness. It was 7 or so in the evening and was able to see an attendant (Nicole) right away.

Since she was new to me, I went with the 1/2 hr option. The massage itself was average to good. She asked who I've seem before, when was the last time I was there, etc.

Then she started asking how much I tip, I don't like to play that game. I told her depends on the service, 40-60-80 depends on you, maybe she didn't understand but she wouldn't let up.

I got so frustrated I said, OK thank you. And got up: she knew I was ready to bolt. All of a sudden her attitude changed and she and asked me to stay as she reached for JR.

What's a guy to do, so I sat back down on the table and she looked me in the eye while making Mr happy while giving me pecks on the lips.

This got me going and I settled down. After she went to wash her hands and finished with some face / scalp / shoulder massage. It was unnerving for a bit but ended well.

T.

**Roamin Roman** · 05-23-16 17:07

Originally Posted by Dude39 [View Original Post]

Any senior members can you please pass on any best erotic private massage provide near Chantily area?

Please pm me with details. Appreciate the help.

The link below provides info on the best massage. It was very popular some years ago, but has gone through a couple changes. I haven't patronized in a while, but only for proximity reasons. Good luck and have fun.

Roman

https://www.google.com/search?as_q=C...57204090232364

**Dick Balz** · 05-23-16 16:52

Hey Derringer, many thanks to you sir for your help in the NOVA area. I don't get down that way much, but I will now! Thanks for helping a fellow monger out. Dick.

**Bunker Buster** · 05-23-16 14:06

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I don't know why you keep doing this, I delete them every time.

A2

**Trewaller** · 05-23-16 11:34

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**Dude39** · 05-23-16 10:50

Any senior members can you please pass on any best erotic private massage provide near Chantily area?

Please pm me with details. Appreciate the help.

**Fun Sex** · 05-23-16 01:57

Originally Posted by Kijimuna [View Original Post]

Looks like KK place.

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...ssage/17389175

http://www.yelp.com/biz/sawatdee-tha...odywork-vienna

I met KK a few weeks ago. She told me that she will move her business soon. Vienna is too expensive and too many massage parlor. She told me that she will move it to Falls Church. This looks like her place.

**Crankcase** · 05-22-16 20:27

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

..there are some that option would almost never be available for a first-time client.

Don't know how long you'll be staying in the area but hopefully those guidelines will help you if you visit another AMP. Of course, if you see Candy a second time don't be surprised if she expects $150 again. One problem with tipping too much is that it skews things on future visits. Of course, you could always see another girl but don't let Candy see you or she'll almost certainly tell the other girl what a generous tipper you are.

Happy hunting and stay safe!

The first point is true, and not much you can do other than play as straight as possible and hope for the best on limited time.

As for the latter point, far too true. The first two places I visited, I tipped a little more after I fell for the acting, then hoped to earn future 'goodwill' before I knew anything. The first place I eventually revisited three weeks ago. First provider saw me enter and chatted with new provider while I got ready for table shower. Massage was below average, finish was a gloopy lotion avalanche, and the expected tip was far too high. I tipped based on Jim's guidelines and the grief and final act acting isn't worth dealing with. Not planning on returning as my price 'rep' is apparently higher than the service provided.

I suppose the easiest way to sum it up, is our own rep is earned by our actions. It really is a two-way street.

I am to 'drive' respectfully at all times.

**JmSuttr** · 05-21-16 17:23

Originally Posted by Sommelier13 [View Original Post]

My first report finally.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/ti...lcome/22273205

I dreamed I met an Asian girl named Candy at NWT. Obviously not the girl in the pictures, but she was quite cute, maybe mid 30's, around 4'9, 105, tight bubble butt, small but perky tits with long nipples. There was some tummy stretch marks, but she hides it well. She got topless for me, and only left bikini bottom on.

She had very soft, nicely toned skin and gave an excellent HE (which she should have, I dropped $. 5 hoping FS was available) but that was about it, massage was a rub at best. The faux BJ was quite nice though, with spit, breathing very close and heavy on Johnson. I think she would offer CFS or at least CBJ if she knew me better. She may have gotten slightly worked up, by the small damp spot on her bikini bottom. My dream was rather relaxing, I would have it again.

In your earlier posts you mentioned were visiting and didn't have time to do research and unfortunately that mix of factors has ended up costing you some $. I have no idea what the AMP scene is in Anchorage, or any of your other mongering areas, but in NOVA it's rare to find an AMP where FS is on the menu and even if there are some that option would almost never be available for a first-time client.

The general tipping benchmarks have been discussed often in this forum and most of the time you'll see mongers paying 40 for a clothed HJ, 60 if the top comes off or if substantial roaming is allowed and around 80 for oral options (give or receive). Of course, there are variations around these amounts depending on a few other variables, but those are pretty much the going rates. From your description it sounds like Candy provided somewhere around the 60-80 level of service.

Don't know how long you'll be staying in the area but hopefully those guidelines will help you if you visit another AMP. Of course, if you see Candy a second time don't be surprised if she expects $150 again. One problem with tipping too much is that it skews things on future visits. Of course, you could always see another girl but don't let Candy see you or she'll almost certainly tell the other girl what a generous tipper you are.

Happy hunting and stay safe!