Massage Parlor Reports

**BuckshotWatson** · 05-20-15 10:06

A friend of mine recently stopped by this place on Franconia. Had a good session with Yuna (Euna? A 30-something cute, petite but curvy gal. She looks slender, but has a nice figure under her outfit (short shorts and tank top). Decent TS and massage (not amazing, but pretty good). $80 for the house; more than the standard NOVA tip got him more than the standard NOVA visuals and roaming (YMMV). He said he would return-.

**Roamin Roman** · 05-19-15 03:08

I recently paid a visit to Top Therapy, as it had been a long time since I'd visited that part of NoVa. The following is my evaluation, based on that visit.

EXTERIOR

- Accessibility: The office park in which this AMP is located is situated along Route 7 (Leesburg Pike), with easy access either from that thoroughfare or from another entrance on a side road (George see. Marshall Drive), which will take you into the rear area of the parking lot.

- Parking: I visited on a weekday, shortly after opening time. Despite the fact that this was a professional office complex, there was plenty of parking available in any section of the lot. There seemed to be enough lights in the parking lot, and even though the area is located near a mildly sketchy area (Pimmit Hills), a visit at evening / nighttime should not be a risky proposition. In other words, low risk from criminal elements or car break-ins. But, if in doubt, park near a lamppost.

- Entrance: As their occasional ads note, the entrance is in back and, even though there are neighboring businesses, it is not directly visible from any of them, for what that may matter. There is an outer entrance door, and then an inner entrance door with a doorbell.

INTERIOR

- Cleanliness: From the entrance foyer onward (including the restroom and shower area), everything was clean and tidy and had a fresh smell (no lingering odors of food or mildew apparent).

- Shower Room: The shower room looked newly tiled and had an almost 'Roman' (no pun intended) appearance to it. The fittings looked new and clean, as did the table. There was no apparent standing water in this room, although it clearly had been used this morning, and there was no aroma of mildew in this area, either.

- Sauna: I did not notice a sauna, so I'll have to remember to check on this during my next visit. Or, if another member pays a visit, please make a note.

- Water Temperature: The TS water was plentiful and the right temperature: hot but not excessively so. (Lukewarm TS water is not good, IMHO.).

- Air Temperature: When I walked in, the temperature seemed about right, and not at all humid. Even after exiting the TS, it didn't seem chilly. Overall, this establishment seems to keep its air conditioning set at the right level. However, as the season changes, this may also change. So, if anyone pays a visit in the next few weeks, please note this.

- Bathroom: The restroom was clean, with no lingering odor of mildew or other "odd" smells. They appear to be diligent in keeping this area clean.

- Sheets/Towels: The sheets and towels in the room, as well as the washcloths in the TS, all appeared to be new and clean, not re-used or "recycled. " At the end of the session, the therapist took the sheets and towels to the laundry.

- Room Privacy: The rooms all had doors, which the therapists kept just slightly ajar by a crack. The walls go from floor to ceiling. Because I was one of their first customers that day, I cannot say whether any sound would travel from room to room; however, judging by the simple drywall construction typical of an AMP, sufficient noise reduction should exist so that conversation from an adjoining room should not bother you.

- Final Amenities: The therapist brought hot, moist washcloths to wipe away the massage oils, and another to dry off any remaining water afterwards. And, my therapist brought a small bottle of cold water for me to sip when I exited to the heat outside. MMS asked me if I had a nice visit (which I did), something that is always a nice touch, and the therapist walked me to the exit. And, in the entrance foyer, there was the ubiquitous bowl of candy, full of peppermint Lifesavers.

SERVICE

- Time: The full hour was given. There was no 'shorting' on time. Fee was. 8 for the hour.

- Therapist: My therapist, and the others that I saw, all seem to be in their 30's or 40's (if that matters) and were dressed presentably rather than in, for example, sweat pants and sweatshirts. The quality of the massage was more than acceptable, in terms of pressure, coverage, and knowledge of muscle and skeletal systems. Tip was. 5 for the session, with no complaints.

OVERALL: I would rank this AMP in the top 20% for its cleanliness, accessibility, and general quality metrics. For the NoVa area, I would recommend this AMP and I plan to make a return visit when funds allow.

**Pilot Aviator** · 05-18-15 16:07

Originally Posted by BashfulBob [View Original Post]

She's probably not serious, but I have a lady friend in NOVA who claims she'd be into an AMP experience. I've been to many. Any recommendations for one that might give her some fun?

I am surprised a "long time Lurker" would ask this question. Mongers and lurkers that actually read this board with frequency would have noted that those with limited / no posting history who ask for "actionable intel" without sharing any intel are frequently severely chastised (not be me, but by others).

FWIW. Yes, there are several locations in this area that are happy to accept / have women clients. The key to connecting your wife with one is for YOU to become a good customer. You need to establish a friendly business relationship with the MMS and staff at the place you patronize. Once you are known to be a good client (reliable, gentlemanly, appropriate tips left), you can talk to the manager / MMS about an appointment for your wife, and ask the MMS to recommend an appropriate Massage Technician (if you do not think the MT you've patronized would be amenable).

If your wife / you are actually interested in an AMP experience, it would likely take 4-5 appointments for you to become so established.

A shorter-term solution would be to patronize an independent advertiser on BP / CL. BP / CL listings frequently include information related to provider preferences related to gender -- but almost all BP / CL listings are a crap-shoot.

Whatever YOU do -- always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

**BashfulBob** · 05-15-15 23:10

She's probably not serious, but I have a lady friend in NOVA who claims she'd be into an AMP experience. I've been to many. Any recommendations for one that might give her some fun?

**Happy Guy 2** · 05-15-15 02:16

Had to drive South of normal hunting ground of and. VA, down route 29 for a meeting. Stopped off in Warrington at a see. AMP. On the way and was very pleasantly surprised! Place was Vivi Spa. Dreamt I met a beautiful young, 20's something that was sweet, fun, charming, warm and affectionate GFE type. Even though it was not in NOVA, it was a NOVA finish that was very pleasant. Anna said she got there a week ago from Penn. Treat her nice and she will treat you nice. Good massage, etc. IMO, much better quality than typical NoVA AMP.

Keep safe,

Happy Guy 2.

I posted here since it is 1 HR. Away and the Warrenton board is dead.

**Harley Dude 29** · 05-14-15 08:19

Originally Posted by Bossanova86 [View Original Post]

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/ta...ments/17081963

Saw this lady Saturday, she was pretty straight forward and supposedly only started doing this for a few months now. She says she has a friend that works out in DC named China / Chyna or whatever, but I can't confirm this. She was nice on the phone and via texts, the place was her own personal apartment, but located just near the courthouse in Fairfax. Honestly it's a total shit box of an area and the parking is ruthless when it comes to potholes. Supposedly it's being taken down which makes a lot of sense given the current condition of the place. Anyways she was pretty cool, she's a Rangers fan which is a minus in my book (Caps all the way). She does this part time, the apartment is actually quite clean and done up well. She uses some non scented oils and does a fairly mediocre massage on the back, on the flip she gets really into the rub and seems to want you to bust on her chest, she seems to get a real kick out of that. Real enthusiasm from her, but when the business starts she also upsells a BBBJ and finish in her mouth which was a lot more expensive. I'd didn't bother as I wasn't really aiming for that and didn't have the extra dinero to coffer up. She's a decent lady, a bit on the older side probably in her early to mid 40's, but she has a decent body to boot. She lets you get roam around all over which is a good thing.

Would I go again? Hmmmm possibly. I wasn't left blown away though, but having seen her ad's the past few months my curiosity is what led me to go see her that day. I'll give it an 7/10 for those interested in a older, but cleaner white lady with a decent body and enthusiasm in the finish. EDIT: I should add that her rub technique isn't actually all that good and it took me a lot longer to provide the spunk so to speak. Her technique could use a lot of work.

Later after that session I went and got a real massage at River Spa which I'm sure a few of you are familiar with. The one behind Dunkin Donuts in Centreville, they have always been really good to me, table shower and massage generally a good quality and the finish afterwards is always decent for the price. I don't think I've ever reviewed them before, but I go there if I don't feel like going to the more established AMP's. I tend to cycle through three different ladies and they all seem to recognize me at this point and don't bother with the LE awkward check towards the end.

I saw her earlier and it was not good. Went for hour and was in and out in less than 30. She used really scented oil that didn't come off. I agree she loved using her breasts to make it happen. She alluded to more on future visits but got mad when I inquired again about a return visit. I think she likes her ATM approach and wants high volume for little effort. Not worth a visit in my opinion.

**JmSuttr** · 05-12-15 22:52

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...tonya/17751374

Saw Tonya's ad in the regular BP massage section and did an image search which showed that the pic in the ad was used in a past escort ad with good reviews on the oThER site. She texted that her massage prices were 120 for the hr which is what many FBSM providers charge so I decided to TOFTT.

Location was an upstairs studio in a private house in an OK neighborhood in Falls Church. Woman wasn't close to what was portrayed in the pic but I decided to give the massage a try. That wasn't worth much either, unfortunately. Scented oil and mediocre technique and as we got to the end and the conversation turned to the topic of whether a finish was available she said "my agency won't allow that".

Agency? Really? WTF! I don't know if that part was true or BS but, either way, she's not worth anyone's time or money, IMHO.

**Jim Rob** · 05-12-15 21:50

I have been on this site for 11 years!! Just got done reading old post and boy those where the days! It's seems now all the AMPs are run by very old grandmothers who smoke too much.

Can someone please pm me about any places in Nova that have young talent and worth the money. Or has this hobby moved to the k condos now and that type of service and young hot girls are gone from AMPs.

I want to try a new place and give some Intel to help other. Been on the down low for a few months from AMPs because it's just too old.

**JohnWarhammer** · 05-12-15 18:22

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/ta...ments/17081963

Saw this lady Saturday, she was pretty straight forward and supposedly only started doing this for a few months now. She says she has a friend that works out in DC named China / Chyna or whatever, but I can't confirm this. She was nice on the phone and via texts, the place was her own personal apartment, but located just near the courthouse in Fairfax. Honestly it's a total shit box of an area and the parking is ruthless when it comes to potholes. Supposedly it's being taken down which makes a lot of sense given the current condition of the place. Anyways she was pretty cool, she's a Rangers fan which is a minus in my book (Caps all the way). She does this part time, the apartment is actually quite clean and done up well. She uses some non scented oils and does a fairly mediocre massage on the back, on the flip she gets really into the rub and seems to want you to bust on her chest, she seems to get a real kick out of that. Real enthusiasm from her, but when the business starts she also upsells a BBBJ and finish in her mouth which was a lot more expensive. I'd didn't bother as I wasn't really aiming for that and didn't have the extra dinero to coffer up. She's a decent lady, a bit on the older side probably in her early to mid 40's, but she has a decent body to boot. She lets you get roam around all over which is a good thing.

Would I go again? Hmmmm possibly. I wasn't left blown away though, but having seen her ad's the past few months my curiosity is what led me to go see her that day. I'll give it an 7/10 for those interested in a older, but cleaner white lady with a decent body and enthusiasm in the finish. EDIT: I should add that her rub technique isn't actually all that good and it took me a lot longer to provide the spunk so to speak. Her technique could use a lot of work.

Later after that session I went and got a real massage at River Spa which I'm sure a few of you are familiar with. The one behind Dunkin Donuts in Centreville, they have always been really good to me, table shower and massage generally a good quality and the finish afterwards is always decent for the price. I don't think I've ever reviewed them before, but I go there if I don't feel like going to the more established AMP's. I tend to cycle through three different ladies and they all seem to recognize me at this point and don't bother with the LE awkward check towards the end.

**Member #6951** · 05-12-15 13:21

Following up on the new place in Springfield. Drew Scarlett on a 30 min end of the evening massage. Place was pretty busy for 9 PM. She is gorgeous and has tremendous assets. She noted the other girls there are her age. Her English was very very good. Great place but its popularity makes me nervous.

**Ted Williams** · 05-12-15 11:35

I opted to visit Shantilly area. Lots of construction on road near Walney detoured me to Sully Circle and decided on Best. Parking in front and to side of building with typical business park surroundings. Note that another AMP close by looked closed. (I know this as Care therapy) I drew Mickey. 4/10 with looks and body. The visit was extremely lackluster and it was mainly due to major HVAC repairs. I ended up with a standard 30 min visit with roaming highly discouraged. I would return because I know there used to be better potential. I can't comment on most things like TS, room temp, bathroom, towels as the place was a mess with the HVAC contractor. This may be finished by now. I was headed to Miko, but the bridge was out and I was too lazy to due full detour. Also, I'm not too fond of a visit to Far East due to the business next door gawking at everything.

Good Day.

**Idk85** · 05-12-15 08:57

Originally Posted by JfFaster [View Original Post]

Thanks for the report. Had thought about visiting, but surely won't now. For that price, everything should be on the table, literally and figuratively.

No problem. I forgot to add that she shorted me on time by almost 20 minutes. I realized when I left. I did the 90 minutes option. The $100 upsell was just to see her chest.

I paid FS prices for a sub-nova experience. I learned my lesson!

**Jf Faster** · 05-12-15 08:13

Originally Posted by Idk85 [View Original Post]

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...ienna/15439964

She made me wait a few minutes even though we agreed to a time. She barely spoke to me. The massage was decent. The flip was okay. There was an insane $100 upsell just to see something very standard. I opted not to pay because I am not crazy! She is pretty though. I wouldn't be seeing her again because of the upsell.

Thanks for the report. Had thought about visiting, but surely won't now. For that price, everything should be on the table, literally and figuratively.

**Idk85** · 05-11-15 20:18

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...ienna/15439964

She made me wait a few minutes even though we agreed to a time. She barely spoke to me. The massage was decent. The flip was okay. There was an insane $100 upsell just to see something very standard. I opted not to pay because I am not crazy! She is pretty though. I wouldn't be seeing her again because of the upsell.

**Pcpc1688** · 05-11-15 16:22

Upsell from start. 45 bucks meant light touch and boy was it light. Almost no touch all fingers.

Not going back and no happy or even close. NOVA still blows and not in a good way.

PC out.