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**Healey** · 04-09-15 07:23

Originally Posted by Mwdude [View Original Post]

How many hours of boobs and ass worship do I need to put in to make pastor hood? Pastorship? Sainthood?

And once I've achieved that status will there be alter girls for me to mess around with? Freckled redheaded ones?

By the authority vested in me you now have achieved sainthood, you may now have all the pussy and attention that your heart can stand, go forth and be prolific.

**RavenClaw1** · 04-09-15 05:31

I guess when they say Sara is a provider who offers extra benfits they were not joking, LOL.

Seriously, now that is going the extra mile for a client. I hope your still on the clock or at least keeping track of billable hours.

You might want too look into Tiffany (NR) phone# last 4 (3238) and Kelly Courtney might work as well. I have not had a fantasy about either, but highly reviewed.

Good Luck,

The Claw.

Originally Posted by Sara8032 [View Original Post]

Hi guys. I have a client that is looking for: "My ideal lady would be early to mid 40's with breasts 38 to 40. Blond hair preferred but not a necessity. Like you very attentive and willing to please as well as be pleased". Can anyone please make some suggestions that might fulfil what he is looking for? Appreciate it. Sara.

**Sara8032** · 04-08-15 21:33

Hi guys. I have a client that is looking for: "My ideal lady would be early to mid 40's with breasts 38 to 40. Blond hair preferred but not a necessity. Like you very attentive and willing to please as well as be pleased". Can anyone please make some suggestions that might fulfil what he is looking for? Appreciate it. Sara.

**Mwdude** · 04-03-15 09:08

How many hours of boobs and ass worship do I need to put in to make pastor hood? Pastorship? Sainthood?

And once I've achieved that status will there be alter girls for me to mess around with? Freckled redheaded ones?

**Freckle Freak** · 04-03-15 07:12

Originally Posted by RavenClaw1 [View Original Post]

I am looking forward to your upcoming interview this Sunday with George Stephanopoulos. Hopefully George will avoid any telling you any stories about his past trips to Greece and how he would be a value member in your church and ask a follow-up question on "Sex is a rule of general applicability and thus is legal within the church. " Does this mean we members will have protection from law to engage in the hobby as long as they participate in the church?

If that is the case..where do I buy my robe, send my check and sign-up for the baptism (If it is a golden shower I am out).

Sorry I forgot to answer my newest members questions.

George refused to interview me based on his religious beliefs. He is a member of the Greek Orthodox church.

Sex has always been a general applicability, thus the procreation of mankind.

The church is everywhere and not defined by specific bricks and mortar. The back of a car or a motel 6 will work as a place of worship. Depending on the offering by the monger at the beginning of the service the Radisson might be affordable.

No robes are necessary. They won't be on long enough to have any symbolic meaning.

Baptism is based on sexual preference. Heterosexual males will be baptized by a female squirting pastor. Heterosexual females will be anointed in cum.

Oh and membership fees can be mailed to:
Mike the Idiot
One screwed up law, STE Idiot
Once Again Indy No Place, IN 696969

FF.

P.S. The church is now accepting applications from any squirting freckled females.

**Freckle Freak** · 04-03-15 06:36

Originally Posted by RavenClaw1 [View Original Post]

I personally believe this new faith sounds promising accept for the introduction of "Love". Personally I like to keep "Love" far away from the initial bases Hobbying, some might say it could fall under the future Ten Commandant of Hobbying.

"Thou shall not set a date with the intention of romantic intention.

I'm sorry for the "Love" portion it's a throw back from my 60's and 70's days of "Free Love". In my mind making love didn't mean you were in "love", just lustfully being in the act of love making. That being said the church's higher power will be called the Deity of Lust. Your by-law amendment is accepted.

As far as you Commandment. Unfortunately that cannot be accepted. In the hobby we cannot determine intent before a service. I wouldn't want to discriminate against those that have romantic intentions as well as those that have non-romantic intentions. If I accepted the commandment then my Senior Elder Ilapp would never be able to join the church because I know he "falls in love" with almost every new provider he visits. Thus he would violate this commandment with each worship service. So in order to not discriminate on your personal beliefs the commandment shall read " Thou shall not set a date with any specific intentions, all are YMMV".

FF.

P.S. I look forward to baptizing every freckled woman.

**RavenClaw1** · 04-02-15 14:49

Pastor Freckle Freak.

Your new church seems interesting and I am looking forward to your upcoming interview this Sunday with George Stephanopoulos. I personally believe this new faith sounds promising accept for the introduction of "Love". Personally I like to keep "Love" far away from the initial bases Hobbying, some might say it could fall under the future Ten Commandant of Hobbying.

"Thou shall not set a date with the intention of romantic intention.

Hopefully George will avoid any telling you any stories about his past trips to Greece and how he would be a value member in your church and ask a follow-up question on "Sex is a rule of general applicability and thus is legal within the church. " Does this mean we members will have protection from law to engage in the hobby as long as they participate in the church?

If that is the case..where do I buy my robe, send my check and sign-up for the baptism (If it is a golden shower I am out).

For record.can I get and AMEN! The funniest and creative post I read on all the monger forums in awhile..

Now I must pray.

Brother Claw.

P.S.

Cherry cool-aide is my favorite..

Originally Posted by FreckleFreak [View Original Post]

Based on the new Indiana Religious Freedom Restoration Act becoming law in July I have decided to form a new Hobby Religion. This new religion will be based on the inalienable rights of women and men to contribute to the Hobby Church for the sole purpose of worshipping the Deity of Love. The church will be open to all races and sexual orientation. Contributions given to the church will be dispersed to individuals of need whenever sexual acts are performed between two consenting adult members. Sex will be the primary bond uniting the individual members and groups with each other and with the Deity of Love. There will not be any limitations on how often or the length of the worship service taking place. Those individuals of need will be provided funds from the church immediately following a worship service. Clarification of the groups within the church is solely for the purpose of determining individual needs since the Deity of Love does not discriminate based on sexual orientation. Individuals of need will be given the church status of provider which could be either a male or female. Mongers, either male or female, will be the primary contributors to the church. It will be up to the church members to determine and respect each individual's sexual preference. Any violation of a members' sexual preference will result in excommunication of the offending member or member's.

Thus the Hobby Church falls under RFRA Sec 5. As used in this chapter, "exercise of religion" includes any exercise of religion, whether or not compelled by, or central to, a system of religious belief. The worshiping method within the church and its burden falls under Sec. 8 a governmental entity may not substantially burden a person's exercise of religion, even if the burden results from a rule of general applicability. Sex is a rule of general applicability and thus is legal within the church.

The Hobby Church is now accepting new provider and monger members. Funds are accepted from mongers before worship service and distributed to providers immediately following service.

FF.

P.S. Female freckled providers will be granted immediate membership and be required to worship with pastor Freckle Freak.

**MikeLafin** · 04-02-15 10:42

Originally Posted by FreckleFreak [View Original Post]

Based on the new Indiana Religious Freedom Restoration Act becoming law in July I have decided to form a new Hobby Religion. This new religion will be based on the inalienable rights of women and men to contribute to the Hobby Church for the sole purpose of worshipping the Deity of Love. The church will be open to all races and sexual orientation. Contributions given to the church will be dispersed to individuals of need whenever sexual acts are performed between two consenting adult members. Sex will be the primary bond uniting the individual members and groups with each other and with the Deity of Love. There will not be any limitations on how often or the length of the worship service taking place. Those individuals of need will be provided funds from the church immediately following a worship service. Clarification of the groups within the church is solely for the purpose of determining individual needs since the Deity of Love does not discriminate based on sexual orientation. Individuals of need will be given the church status of provider which could be either a male or female. Mongers, either male or female, will be the primary contributors to the church. It will be up to the church members to determine and respect each individual's sexual preference. Any violation of a members' sexual preference will result in excommunication of the offending member or member's.

Thus the Hobby Church falls under RFRA Sec 5. As used in this chapter, "exercise of religion" includes any exercise of religion, whether or not compelled by, or central to, a system of religious belief. The worshiping method within the church and its burden falls under Sec. 8 a governmental entity may not substantially burden a person's exercise of religion, even if the burden results from a rule of general applicability. Sex is a rule of general applicability and thus is legal within the church.

The Hobby Church is now accepting new provider and monger members. Funds are accepted from mongers before worship service and distributed to providers immediately following service.

FF.

P.S. Female freckled providers will be granted immediate membership and be required to worship with pastor Freckle Freak.

Now this is something I could really get "behind". Mike.

**Freckle Freak** · 04-02-15 10:37

Based on the new Indiana Religious Freedom Restoration Act becoming law in July I have decided to form a new Hobby Religion. This new religion will be based on the inalienable rights of women and men to contribute to the Hobby Church for the sole purpose of worshipping the Deity of Love. The church will be open to all races and sexual orientation. Contributions given to the church will be dispersed to individuals of need whenever sexual acts are performed between two consenting adult members. Sex will be the primary bond uniting the individual members and groups with each other and with the Deity of Love. There will not be any limitations on how often or the length of the worship service taking place. Those individuals of need will be provided funds from the church immediately following a worship service. Clarification of the groups within the church is solely for the purpose of determining individual needs since the Deity of Love does not discriminate based on sexual orientation. Individuals of need will be given the church status of provider which could be either a male or female. Mongers, either male or female, will be the primary contributors to the church. It will be up to the church members to determine and respect each individual's sexual preference. Any violation of a members' sexual preference will result in excommunication of the offending member or member's.

Thus the Hobby Church falls under RFRA Sec 5. As used in this chapter, "exercise of religion" includes any exercise of religion, whether or not compelled by, or central to, a system of religious belief. The worshiping method within the church and its burden falls under Sec. 8 a governmental entity may not substantially burden a person's exercise of religion, even if the burden results from a rule of general applicability. Sex is a rule of general applicability and thus is legal within the church.

The Hobby Church is now accepting new provider and monger members. Funds are accepted from mongers before worship service and distributed to providers immediately following service.

FF.

P.S. Female freckled providers will be granted immediate membership and be required to worship with pastor Freckle Freak.

**Sara8032** · 04-02-15 08:29

I may not have written that very clear. The sweeps were last Friday. He is upper Public Safety Division, but not IMPD so didn't know specifics for this week. I agree with everyone else tho, stick with the trusted ones.

Originally Posted by Mwdude [View Original Post]

Can you give us any specifics, Sara? Specific area of town?

**Mwdude** · 04-02-15 08:21

Originally Posted by Sara8032 [View Original Post]

One of my special friends has some connections and mentioned several motel sweeps last Friday. Knows uncle will be very busy this week with Final Four, but couldn't advise of any specifics. Let's all just stay safe.

Can you give us any specifics, Sara? Specific area of town?

**Sara8032** · 04-01-15 16:42

One of my special friends has some connections and mentioned several motel sweeps last Friday. Knows uncle will be very busy this week with Final Four, but couldn't advise of any specifics. Let's all just stay safe.

**BigMack** · 04-01-15 16:37

Originally Posted by Mwdude [View Original Post]

Is this your RN on aNotheR site?

http://www.**************.com/compan...s-white-female

If so, I'm going to call her and we can have a contest to see how many licks it takes to get to the center of her tootsie pop! .

But she is free and is on no sites I am AWARE of The key adjective is FREE Doesn't mean I can't donate to a woman's cause if she provides what I need but makes no sense to P to Pl if it is free. When that changes might have to go back to the P as you Pl scenario but right now you have to love the ladies who love what you can do and don't ask for a $$$ show of appreciation other than dinner drinks a talented tongue and a dk.

**Mwdude** · 04-01-15 07:15

Is this your RN on aNotheR site?

http://www.**************.com/compan...s-white-female

If so, I'm going to call her and we can have a contest to see how many licks it takes to get to the center of her tootsie pop! .

**Covenant60** · 03-31-15 13:06

The Ms and I went to the couples / single females only party this past Saturday in Melrose Park. No single guys allowed in the party room (its BYOB), but a lot of single men in the theater, spa, booth and private room areas. We had a good time. We ran into a couple with whom we have become acquainted at past parties (at which single guys are welcome). We flirted and drank. After the two ladies made out and danced a while on stage (with stripper poles), my lady took me up there and started giving me head. Then the other lady came up and went down on her and gave me a little oral action as well while her man cheered from the cheap seats. After that my lady and I went into the theater and put on a show for the gathered masses. I spent a lot of time giving her head until she turned around, bent over, and beckoned for some back door pounding. I heard "clear the aisles!" several times from the security guys. As we were leaving, we were getting compliments for our show from everyone. We never have a bad or boring time there, and make it a point to go to their parties at least once every other month.