The Massholes

[Member #5013]

Been a few times. I find to be a good value. I love a nice table shower. Good massage. With teasing effort.

Looks. Dim lights improves to 4-5 (I think late 30's to early 40's for most).

Effort. 5-6.

Shower 5-6.

Playful I'm a roamer and I get a little in up and about.

House. 7.

Tip 1 x. 5 superb effort.

Tip 2 x. 4 decent effort.

If the location was closer, I would consider it a, short list easy repeat with no effort for me. I do like consistency.

I have no idea what I just read. What is the name of the place? The monetary code always kills me. Are we fooling anyone except each other?

BB.

[Smoke Screen]

Now of course I'm going to get blasted but no matter I never check this board so I'll never know. Go ahead and vent. Doesn't matter to me and it'll make you feel better.

I'm not going to blast you, but I have a question. You say you "never check this board" yet you have 3 posts here that you quoted referencing posts that go back as far as 3/2/15. Looks like you do check the board once in a while.

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THE BUSINESS:Everything You Need to Know About Independent Escorting

You totally stepped over investments.

Don't forget to have a great financial advisor involved & while I hear Bernie Made off with the money isn't currently available I do believe Donald don't touch my hair or rump the Trump is, better yet how about Warren fuckit Buffett.

This is a sex blog site for a reason, the business model site is down the internet on your left, just a FYI.

[Member #4946]

THE BUSINESS:

Have a game plan for your business. When do you want to stop escorting? Set an end date. Establish a savings account with a financial goal. Revisit your goals on a regular basis.

Do your research! A popular read is "The Internet Escorts Guide" by Amanda Brooks, but there are many books out there. I highly recommend "Escort Aristocracy" by Erin Ann Meyer.

If you look at the work as a hustle, you will have a hard time maintaining regular clients and only attract hagglers. If you approach the work like a business, your clients will respect you as a businesswoman and come back for more.

Get a website. It looks professional and increases your credibility. Don't use those ugly escortsite or rare-escort templates. Cuties-tools, Highheel design, and Moonfruit all have very reasonable rates.

You should have a website with professional pictures, regardless of what you charge. It shows you care about your business. If you want to attract a classier client base, your pictures should be tasteful, flattering poses in a variety of outfits. Leave the full nude, spread eagle stuff to the porn stars; they do it better anyway. If you can't afford a photographer, check out modeling websites for photogs who will work for trade. Or grab any digital camera and ask a friend to photograph you in bright, natural light.

Charge what you charge and leave it be. Don't know what to charge? Look up ladies in your city who are your age, body type, hair color, race & education level. Note what they charge and match it. You don't need to run specials to get clientele. Discounts should be for the loyal clients. Not the cheapskates.

Pay your taxes. The IRS doesn't care how you make a living. They just want a cut of the action.

THE WORK:

A provider who takes 15 min and 30 min appointments or charges by the sex act is NOT an escort. An escort accompanies her clients to places or visits him wherever he is and charges by the hour / hourly blocks / day / week. If they get along and find each other attractive, sex isn't out of the question. But the escort can't charge for the sex.

Your health is paramount! Get bloodwork on monthly basis. Work out, eat right, stay away from drugs. See a counselor if you have no one to commiserate with about the work. The better your overall health, the better you can meet your client's needs.

You will meet all kinds of men. Some are handsome, ugly, short, tall, fat, skinny, black, white, poor, rich, shy, chatty, married, single. If you cannot see at least one thing attractive about any man, this business isn't for you! The most important thing is that they are clean, respectful, trustworthy and pay without being goaded.

Your client's satisfaction is #1. Do your best to make him happy; offer him a massage, fix him a drink. Don't ***** to him about your babydaddy, your bills or how slow it is. He comes to you to relax. Not to hear your problems.

All clients have an expiration date. Don't assume they will be around forever. Don't demand tips. Treat them with respect!

Don't let a client push your personal boundaries. If he threatens you for not going out of your comfort zone. Politely end the date. If he asks too personal of a question. Lie. They don't care what you tell them, they just want the experience of intimacy. These men are not your friends- no matter how sweet and kind they may be.

Escorting can fun; going to places you've never been, getting expensive presents. However, escorting can also be socially isolating, messy, frustrating and boring.

NEVER, EVER work on days when you are feeling vulnerable, angry or depressed. You give so much to your clients already. No need to give them your last bit of energy / sanity.

SAFETY:

Prostitution is illegal in most US states. No matter where you are on the ladder of sex work, it is foolish to openly advertise sex acts for money. Buzzwords in your advertising like "GFE" "greek" "CBJ" "BBBJ" do not fool police and looks tacky.

Putting a "I'm not a hooker" disclaimer on your site / ads screams "Actually, I'm a hooker. " Furthermore, calling your fees a "donation," "diamonds," "kisses," or any other childish name screams, "I'm a cheap (and stupid) hooker. " If you're not a hooker, don't advertise like one!

Besides, what will you do if a client shows up with 250 yellow roses? Awkward.

If an inquirer ask about your sex acts, "menu" or acronyms, don't answer the question. Tell them you don't know what they are talking about and end the conversation. If he is in the room with you and pushes the question, end contact, leave, ask him to leave. PERIOD.

Have a lawyer on retainer and pick his brain for intel. You never know what could happen.

Never see a client who is rude, pushy, demanding or asks for discounts the first time they contact you. It's asking for trouble.

Give thought to where your boundaries lay. Your boundaries will adjust as you get more comfortable with your escort persona, but remain true to them. You must be able to walk away from this business with your mental & physical health intact!

If you aren't screening your clients before meeting them, you are taking a big safety risk. Why screen? Because the more you know about a client, the less likely he is to misbehave. You also are better equipped you if he robs or attacks you. If you discover something unnerving about him. Pass. If you don't feel like dealing with the screening headache. Get a booker.

Mark, this is an excellent business plan, and would work for many different enterprizes. I have no doubt you run a successful entity and aplaud you for the clear informitive guide. So many in this trade think a few erotic poses with a cell phone in the mirror or a shot of yhem sticking thier cheeks out will entice an intelligent serious clientele. Not so, quite the opposite. Massage parlor management should use the same planing but often think only about the next walk in. Thanks for sharing your vision, interesting to read. WB.

[Member #5013]

You guys take this so seriously. Really? Get a life. Now of course I'm going to get blasted but no matter I never check this board so I'll never know. Go ahead and vent. Doesn't matter to me and it'll make you feel better.

You scour the whole site and leave your lame ass commentary while giving nothing of substance. You can go fuck yourself maggot.

Fucking pussy ass troll.

You're right. I feel better.

BB.

[Speeding Ticke]

Ody.

I found her vids on youporn, pornhub etc. Do a google search for her screen name Lovelylittlel.

She is a BJ w / toys expert and would appear to be very good at facial expression. Her BIO says she will never show the beav. She was on freecams but the account seems to be inactive.

Where did you find that. She's really got a sense of humor.

I would love to meet this young woman.

[Member #4868]

You should be embarrassed. That's all I have to say.

Not in the the least. Regarding getting a life, thanks for your concern but it is unnecessary, I am all set.

[Odysseus1250]

Yes BB called you a liar just as many here have. You ARE a lying FRAUD. You called me out on the other review site and refused to answer the simplest of questions. Repeatedly. You presence here and on any review site is insulting since a.) you refuse to review (here) and be.) when you do review (elsewhere) you refuse to acknowledge whether your review is real or fake. Why even bother?

Pw vs Spermie: http://www.eroticpostreviews.com/f/b...pic=465&page=2.

I will make this simple, again, are the reviews you wrote on the other site actual accounts of your own experiences? All we need is a YES or NO and you clean this whole mess up.

You should be embarrassed. That's all I have to say.

[Odysseus1250]

I agree, and I'm done as long as he is.

You guys take this so seriously. Really? Get a life. Now of course I'm going to get blasted but no matter I never check this board so I'll never know. Go ahead and vent. Doesn't matter to me and it'll make you feel better.

[Odysseus1250]

This link will make you stand at attention-.

http://smutty.so.clients.cdn13.com//...lwp-67ca9a.mp4

Lovelylittlel she's a camgirl who's face has a striking resemblance to a craigs UTR in Nashua. Lot's of vids if you feel the urge.

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Where did you find that. She's really got a sense of humor.

I would love to meet this young woman.

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[SpermSac]

Someone has been texting me today, claiming he's a member of this site. He said that he did a background check on me, including a criminal background check. He knows where my parents live, has their phone numbers and address, knows where I grew up, that I lived in Vermont, has my current street address, knows about my facebook sex workers site, and has access to all kinds of personal information about me. He said he's going to contact my parents to out me and to other people who know me. I feel very violated today. Thanks for letting me vent.

Debbie xoxo.

By now Deb you should of learned that there are all sorts of assholes out there who like to cause harm just to get their jollies off. That is ever so present here.

The unfortunate thing is you have put it all out online for people to find and view. The unfortunate thing is the info is open to the public for their viewing.

No longer does the meaning of being discreet or using discretion mean anything.

One of the drawbacks of being open and honest.

Be safe.

[Smoke Screen]

Someone has been texting me today, claiming he's a member of this site. He said that he did a background check on me, including a criminal background check. He knows where my parents live, has their phone numbers and address, knows where I grew up, that I lived in Vermont, has my current street address, knows about my facebook sex workers site, and has access to all kinds of personal information about me. He said he's going to contact my parents to out me and to other people who know me. I feel very violated today. Thanks for letting me vent.

Debbie xoxo.

So as far as you know he has nothing to gain from outing you, I would be expecting him to get in touch with you to blackmail you. I hope not, but anything is possible, wish I could help you.

[Deb4512]

That was a big mistake exposing myself like that.

[SMS 54]

Someone has been texting me today, claiming he's a member of this site. He said that he did a background check on me, including a criminal background check. He knows where my parents live, has their phone numbers and address, knows where I grew up, that I lived in Vermont, has my current street address, knows about my facebook sex workers site, and has access to all kinds of personal information about me. He said he's going to contact my parents to out me and to other people who know me. I feel very violated today. Thanks for letting me vent.

Debbie xoxo.

Thank the Internet and technology in general, social networking etc. Just way too much information out there that is too easy to find.

That being said, I have paid hundreds of women for various levels of sexual activity, and only learned the real names of only a few of them.