Massage Parlor Reports

[MajorSlowCum]

Yeah then at least enjoy aphilly cheese steak to warm ya up. AMPs not worth it in dc.

[Member #6465]

First time. A bit of a shady set up at first but nice once you're there. Met nina very small and slender. Probably early 40's but cute as a button. Massage was lackluster but prices were low and hearken back to a time recently past. Think old Annapolis rd. Where I always felt like I was getting a deal at least I will be back. It will be my new go to place. Most of the regulars on this board seem to know the low down already but if you want to chat and have actual useful verified reports (don't care if you're a senior as I am not) pm me.

[ZebraSoile]

When they first opened, "S__ " gave a nice finish, but she has since cut back. A very good massage, lots of teasing, but no HE. She is a very sweet & attractive therapist. Basic one hour. 7 but upsell, which I declined. Walls don't go all the way up, and there are curtains, not doors. Want to have fun? Climb up on table and look over the partition to the next room! But be careful. Across from Woodley Park Metro.

[DcFishMonger]

http://dc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/gree...-1313/15225539

Anyone go to this AMP? Visiting DC this week and might need some Asian stress relief.

Your blue boys with their old, yellow hands. Go north to MD if you can for AMPs. You're better off checking for non-Asian action in DC, to be perfectly honest as there's more misses than hits. This is coming from an Asian who prefers Latinas, so take it with a grain of salt. Two words will sum up most of the DC area, "Nova finish". If you're ok with that and nothing more, then most places of BP will provide what you're looking for. If you're willing to shell out a bit more, Eros will satisfy your yellow fever.

Stay safe & GLHF!

[DarkSide808]

http://dc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/gree...-1313/15225539

Anyone go to this AMP? Visiting DC this week and might need some Asian stress relief.

[LexLuther]

Dude, that's not how this works. This forum works on an experience sharing basis. Read old posts, figure it out, and worst case go look in a newspaper and try some out for yourself, and then report back. It's considered very rude to join the forum and ask for a bunch of information without providing any yourself, since this hobby is one that typically is risky to engage in. Try be-ckp-ge, try google, try the site whose name is Greek for "erotic love". There are plenty of advertisers there. PM me if you are having trouble and want some web sites to start looking for advertisements, but don't ask for information without earning trust first.

Normally I would give him the same advice. But if we are to believe him he's not only from out of town he is from out of the country. I think we can cut him some slack and help him out.

LexLuther.

[Danton1789]

Dude, that's not how this works. This forum works on an experience sharing basis. Read old posts, figure it out, and worst case go look in a newspaper and try some out for yourself, and then report back. It's considered very rude to join the forum and ask for a bunch of information without providing any yourself, since this hobby is one that typically is risky to engage in. Try be-ckp-ge, try google, try the site whose name is Greek for "erotic love". There are plenty of advertisers there. PM me if you are having trouble and want some web sites to start looking for advertisements, but don't ask for information without earning trust first.

Oh very sorry for the etiquette!

I'll then look at those sites, experience some providers and report here for you guys.

So at least it would have been my pleasure to contribute.

[Danton1789]

You are not likely to find what you seek in the District or VA at regular massage establishments. Better to go to MD. The Baltimore area would be best. It will be a considerable drive, but worth it, given what you want to do. Good luck. We look forward to seeing your report.

Actually, come to think of it, there are some decent AMPs in Greenbelt, Maryland where you can get DFK and DATY. There is also a good one in Laurel on 198. Look on Backpage.

The Chinese Apartment and hotel room AMPs also offer the possibility of what you seek. But it's somewhat difficult to pick out the wheat from the chaffe with respect to them. And you are not likely to receive a real massage from a Chinese unless it's a legit establishment which does not offer extras.

We welcome you to the U.S.A.

LexLuther.

Thank you very much, you're great!

So I'll take a chance post the reports of my adventures.

Take care.

[LexLuther]

Dear all,

I'm on a 5 days business trip from Europe to DC late February. First time in the US.

I'm looking for a massage parlor experience, possibly with pussy licking and DFK.

Advices would be much appreciated.

Thanks.

You are not likely to find what you seek in the District or VA at regular massage establishments. Better to go to MD. The Baltimore area would be best. It will be a considerable drive, but worth it, given what you want to do. Good luck. We look forward to seeing your report.

Actually, come to think of it, there are some decent AMPs in Greenbelt, Maryland where you can get DFK and DATY. There is also a good one in Laurel on 198. Look on Backpage.

The Chinese Apartment and hotel room AMPs also offer the possibility of what you seek. But it's somewhat difficult to pick out the wheat from the chaffe with respect to them. And you are not likely to receive a real massage from a Chinese unless it's a legit establishment which does not offer extras.

We welcome you to the U.S.A.

LexLuther.

[Cavetroll]

Dear all,

I'm on a 5 days business trip from Europe to DC late February. First time in the US.

I'm looking for a massage parlor experience, possibly with pussy licking and DFK.

Advices would be much appreciated.

Thanks.

Dude, that's not how this works. This forum works on an experience sharing basis. Read old posts, figure it out, and worst case go look in a newspaper and try some out for yourself, and then report back. It's considered very rude to join the forum and ask for a bunch of information without providing any yourself, since this hobby is one that typically is risky to engage in. Try be-ckp-ge, try google, try the site whose name is Greek for "erotic love". There are plenty of advertisers there. PM me if you are having trouble and want some web sites to start looking for advertisements, but don't ask for information without earning trust first.

[Danton1789]

Dear all,

I'm on a 5 days business trip from Europe to DC late February. First time in the US.

I'm looking for a massage parlor experience, possibly with pussy licking and DFK.

Advices would be much appreciated.

Thanks.

[Max #01]

I was reading the last few posts thinking about the good old days. So, I decided to find them.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...415&viewfull=1#post1026415.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...414&viewfull=1#post1026414.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...733&viewfull=1#post899733.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...280&viewfull=1#post817280.

[Essrog]

Do yourself a favor, get in your car, turn the key, and drive up 95 to philadelpia.

You will have better luck there. Read the philly forum before you go. The gov't there know how to treat hobbyist. DC is dead.

Just echoing the post above. It's been almost 10 years since DC proper was a hobbyst's dream. It was so east back in the day with tons of locations, but that was a long time ago.

[Vito187]

Hello all,

I have been digging through this post and others online. I am new to the DC area and have never sought a HE massage before.

Could someone please suggest a place that is newby friendly, and maybe walk me through the protocol a little. I don't want to make an ass out of myself at a place that is not HE friendly, and I don't want to miss out on my opportunity at a place at is HE friendly.

Many thank from the new guy in town.

Do yourself a favor, get in your car, turn the key, and drive up 95 to philadelpia.

You will have better luck there. Read the philly forum before you go. The gov't there know how to treat hobbyist. DC is dead.

[Je2010]

Hello all,

I have been digging through this post and others online. I am new to the DC area and have never sought a HE massage before.

Could someone please suggest a place that is newby friendly, and maybe walk me through the protocol a little. I don't want to make an ass out of myself at a place that is not HE friendly, and I don't want to miss out on my opportunity at a place at is HE friendly.

Many thank from the new guy in town.

Welcome.

Newbies need to cut their own teeth. If you read the posts from NOVA, Moco and DC, you will find info to help in your search. We have all lost money with bad massages and probably missed a couple good HE's.

Senior members are not going to just give up info to someone who has not taken the time to explore for themselves.