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**Robert Palli** · 09-25-13 23:40

#3 Asianclub Nicole Girl #3.

I saw Nicole Vietnamese and French girl 5 feet 7 inches 36 dd breasts geisha tattoo on back face 7 body 9 shaved bbj 8 sex 7 ok but only one sog good cowgirl but no kiss some agency phone Paid 160 for 30 minutes. Her bbj was great good suction lots of spit some minor dt and cg was great and she is hot but she wouldn't kiss which sucked.

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/AsianClub

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/nicolenicole

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/afnetwork

**Plastique** · 09-25-13 19:23

Originally Posted by Bushman426 [View Original Post]

I'm sorry? It sounds like you had sex with her. Was there something specific that was promised that was not delivered on?

How is she a rob?

It sounds more like you did not click.

I agree. A rob is someone who actually steals your money. This seems more like a case of unsatisfactory performance.

**Robert Palli** · 09-25-13 18:39

#2 Pamelaaaa Girl #2.

I met Pamela at 130 pm for half hr paid 200 due to lack of change even though rate was 160. Also she is 8 out of 10 in looks nice tight ass fake big tits face 7. 5 service 7 cause she did cowgirl doggie and finished in between tits but only got 20 mins font repeat with her or bella Paid 200 for 30 minutes.

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Pamelaaaa

The same number is used by a lot of humaniplex girls, salma, paola, etc. I think they share a common booker who IS NOT Pamelaaaa as the caller ID is some guy's name.

**Robert Palli** · 09-25-13 18:36

Welcome to the ROB club! Snow. White, Juicy. Love and Luscious. Sofie all share one apartment in West Los Angeles and they all teach each other how to be robs. When I asked Sofie why do you have advertise GFE with an additional 80 donation (200 vs 120) when you have no intention of doing kissing or DATY or GFE, she said I don't like doing GFE but the other two girls told her not to advertise nongfe but to advertise GFE. The same thing that happened with Sofie happened with Snow. White a while back. Granted, she is not a complete rob like Sofie. She did alright sex and it wasn't a rob but coaching a girl how to be a false GFE just isn't right in my book and I think all my Brothers should know about this despicable behavior.

#34 snow. White Girl #33.

Met her at met at 9 pm for 180 hhr but promised dfk bbj DATY, given only closed mouth kiss lame bbj and DATY and bad cg, ok doggie and ok missionary. Waste.

L: Face 8. 5 acne cute face body 9 nice 36 see cups tits nice ass and flat stomach.

A: 5 doesn't dfk does lame bbj does ride in cg doesn't like her tits touch or her skin licked.

S: 5 lame close mouth kiss no touch breasts or lick skin bad bbj bad cg only ok doggie and missionary because I did all the work, nice soft skin and tight pussy but lame attitude and skills and doesn't want to be there at all.

E: 180 hhr.

R: never.

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Snow.White

**Robert Palli** · 09-25-13 16:30

Rob equals taking money for services not provided ie promising GFE with specifically dfk DATY fiv in menu and denying all 3 even though I paid 80 extra for said services and she didn't return the money thus rob. Also the cockblocking makes her a rob as well.

**Bushman426** · 09-25-13 16:21

Originally Posted by Robert Palli [View Original Post]

Luscious_Sofie 200 hhr

BASICALLY SHE IS A ROB AVOID HER!

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Luscious_Sofie

I'm sorry? It sounds like you had sex with her. Was there something specific that was promised that was not delivered on?

How is she a rob?

It sounds more like you did not click.

**Robert Palli** · 09-25-13 02:20

Session #1.

She is pretty good. 5'0 brazilian woman but probably raised here because no accent, beautiful fake 36 dd and nice nipple piercings. Face 9/10 beautiful green eyes beautiful soft cheeks lips soft and full. Breath is great, nice clean mouth. Body 9/10 nice no fats muscular and toned fitness body with nice ass and nice abs and pussy 9/10 wet moist responsive Rim 9/10 very good good deep tongue action sitting standing and even overhang with my ass on her mouth. Bbj 10/10 best I've ever had. Mad skills cowgirl 9/10 missionary 9/10 very sensual dfk awesome time will probably repeat cause I had a great time.

200 for hhr well worth it.

I have to say I had one of my best experiences to date today. I have been having an awesome last few weeks. Just a good streak.

I made the 1 hour trip up to sherman oaks to see Eliza Chavez after doing some research, pming some peole in her network and so on. I am so glad I took the risk. Usually I never drive more than 15 miles, but it was well worth it.

I arrived a bit early and got really confused and so ended up on time even though I was early to the location because it was a little confusing finding the front entrance. But I suggest coming 15 minutes early just in case you get confused like me the first time you go to this location. It is shared with QOD / dahlia denyle and other SFV girls so once you go there it shoudl be easy to find again. I got up to the apartment and beautiful latina opened the door. (She is now independent!)

The first thing I noticed were her eyes. Sparking Green Eyes. And a beautiful alabaster complexion. Her photos make her look a little dark skinned or tanned but she is really fair skinned like colombian or spanish. She is brazilian but has no accent. I am thining she has been the in the states for a long time. She started with a nice deep kiss and I went in for a shower. This is where I was impressed. A nice clean towel was provided by her, q tips, mouthwash. 4 types of body soap including my favorite unscented dove, the scents drive my allergies crazy. Most girls have some cheap0 crap from walmart but this was all high quality. I felt really good about this. Also the apartment itself is very clean with nice sofas, pillows, etc. It had a middle eastern style to it and I wonder why. I get out of the shower and she is lying on the bed naked with her big 36 dd fake tits outs. My dick grew 4 inches.

She is about 28 years old and I can describe her as a monicadaze1 plus 5 years and about 50% way more skillz in every dept.

L: 9 Face is very pretty 9/10 beautiful green eyes, beautiful skin, , soft cheeks, soft full lips Body 9/10 fitness toned body, rock hard abs, ass and legs. She is very muscular and toned but still womanly and feminine which is an awesome combination.

A:10 very willing to please did whatever I asked.

S: DFK with deep tongue kisses and lip rolling and sensual kissing of my nipples. BBJ 10/10 I don't say this lightly but this was the best bbj I had in a really really long time, in probably a few years. The last one this good wasn't even in the states. Deepthroat all the way to the bases with absolutely no teeth or gagging. She has little or no gag reflex. While chloe. Luv gags a lot and my. Bell uses teeth a lot, this was the protypical perfect porn blowjob and it felt heavenly. Pussy 9/10 clean, wet by the time I put FIV FOV, she is obviously one of doesn't just fake it, cause it was real wetness. We did 69 and she deepthroated me the whole time while I ate her pussy tongue fucked it and tongue fucked her asshole which got her even more wet. NO FIA but FOA is ok. Then came the rimming, wow 9/10 rimming with deep tongue action after giving me a dt bbj and even I stood up and she rimmed me standing up and even spit on my ass a few time, which I thought was really hot because it reminded me of a porno. Got me really hard. I did some head over the edge and we did cowgirl 9/10 because she really rides up and down well, kisses your neck and dfks in between, exactly like sabrina. Acosta did which you guys didn't read but will soon, must be a south american thing, they are just good lovers I think. We did missionary and she did the same thing and I did it to her to and it was really like sensual where I kissed her dfk and kissed her neck and cheeks and then I did some more rimming on me and head over the edge and I came in her mouth and she spit out and was friendly all throughout even till the end. No rush and never looked at the clock. I came a few minutes early but ended up leaving a few minutes late.

E: 200 for hhr, well worth it in my book.

R: Hell yes, but SFV is so far, but I think I will do it. Maybe for a hr next time. (I did repeat with her as an indy, good, in the oc)

Just hopefully future sessions aren't cash register experiences, but we will see.

#66 Chavez visit #2.

Saw her at 7:05am on 9/4/2013 at

L: Face is a strong 8, beautiful green eyes, awesome soft kissable cheeks, nice high cheekbones and nice sensual mouth and fresh breath and impeccable hygiene (not a smoker) Body 9 Beautifully done breasts like 32 see (best I've seen) and abs are rock solid and ass is nice and pert and tone and legs are toned. Weighs 99 lbs and is 5 feet. Petite spinner. Nice long brown hair.

A: Very friendly, cheerful, eager to please, totally into it and asked several times if I had a good time. 9/10.

S: 9/10.

DFK is wonderful with tongue action and lip curling. Tits were great to play with and nipples were long and erect. Her pussy is fresh tasty and clean. NO FIV OR FIA though. Did a great bbjdt several time without gagging. Did 69 with DATY and dato and bbjdt. She did bls and ball sucking and then I got on all fours and got a few minutes of nice rimming with ball play and sucking interspersed. She does a pretty good rimmer, not a tongue fucking on the inside but she does like on the outside well and does tease the inside a bit. The combo of ball play and rimming and sucking was nice though. Jumped on for girl which was excellent as I played with tits, dfked her and grabbed her ass during. She rides very well with lots of energy and effort, really into it. Switched to missionary where she was very tight and wet and I played with her clit during and dfked her too. When I was about to cum I came in her mouth and she spit it out in the sink. All in all a good time but a little high at 200 hhr with rimming (160 base plus 40 rimming) If it were 150-160 inclusive of rimming I would repeat a lot)

E: 200 hhr with rimming.

R: Maybe but I wish the prices were a bit lower, even 50 bucks would make me come back once a month.

$11573 spent total 59 girls 66 sessions 5/2012-9/2013

**Robert Palli** · 09-25-13 02:10

I've decided to take a break from humaniplex due to too much drama on their so have decided to post all my reviews of all the girls I've seen there. I have like 40 plus and I will post them in both the oc / la sections over the next week. I want to give back to my brothers and hope this information helps. Pm with any questions.

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/natalia-7

I previously wrote about natalia_7 who is now natalia-7.

I saw her three time so far. The second and third times are detailed below. She rocks, everyone should see her!

Natalia-7 Session #2 140 hh

L: F:7 kind of looks her age like 30s to mid 30s but soft lips and fresh breath and nice cheeks B:8 solid ass and pussy and toned abs but tits are a bit messed up like the plastic surgeon did a shit job.

A:9 very friendly into it willing to please.

S: dfk bbj good and somewhat deep but not throat fucking or deepthroat. DATY fresh tasty responsive, fiv dato and cg missionary and doggie great just wish tits were better. Licks my nipples and chest, very nice.

E: 140 hh.

R: already did and a 3rd time.

Natatlia. 7 Session #3 80 qq.

L: F:8 (her face is looking better, no idea why but it is, it is softer, smells better, she was chewing some gum before and her breath was awesome. B:9 looking even better somehow, her ass is very toned and her tits are not so bad pretty nice and her pussy is so tight.

A:9 so awesome, it is ridiculous.

S: 9 DFK off the bat was really great with tongue and very sensual OMG she licked my balls so nicely, never had this in a quickie except with jenna besos! It was awesome honestly she rocks. Then she did a good bbj, she is improving and it was almost dt. Great cg with her riding well and missionary was great with lots of dfk and she is so petite and hot. I erupted and she said wow good use of 15 mins. Yes for 80 for qq it was well worth especially compared to the ROB luscious_sofie who charges 200 for a "GFE" and says no kissing, no DATY, cockblocking, etc. This lady is what it is all about guys! Get on that now!

E: 80 qq.

R: Do you have to ask? Of course.

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/natalia-7

**Robert Palli** · 09-24-13 15:22

Luscious_Sofie 200 hhr

Saw Luscious_Sofie, who can be described as a rather attractive middle-eastern female with curly black hair, a beautiful fair, nice breasts, nice ass, a little extra weight on the midsection but not fat. She is curvy but not fat.

L: F:8 Beautiful Eyes, face, lips, soft cheeks, great hygiene B:8 Nice 36dd tits naturals and maybe 5-10 lbs extra in the mid section but not fat, skin is soft and ass is nice and round but not fat. She is great looking but her service is terrible.

A:7 friendly cheerful talkative but not willing to really engage in full sexual activity.

S: 4 No kissing whatsoever doesn't even like her neck thighs to be kissed as she is "sensitive to this" Squirms during DATY and fiv and doesn't really enjoy it at all. During missionary would say it hurts or try to cockblock. BBJ was probably the worst I've had with mostly hand and very little actualy sucking. Her HJ is ridiculous as she would just grasp my dick. Honestly she is hygienic and beautiful but her service is among the worst I've ever had.

E: 200 hhr (Honestly since GFE is really nongfe with a shitty bbj you might as well as save 80 and do 120 hhr or better yet just do 100 qq if you really into just a quick terrible lay.

R: No way, she's great to be friends with but not great to have sex with. I think she really is asexual or something, honestly I have no idea.

BASICALLY SHE IS A ROB AVOID HER!

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Luscious_Sofie

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**The Tall Man** · 09-12-13 23:06

Is it just me that I noticed a major up-tick in both the quantity and the quality (many young new faces) on HX Wednesday the 11th?

Also noticed many new and large number of postings on Redbook.

Sign of things picking up? Hope so!

The Tall Man

**Tgman** · 09-06-13 10:47

Thanks for advice all! I found KK and will look for her next time she's in the OC.

Originally Posted by GriffXXX [View Original Post]

When I was in your boat, the same thing happened to me. Then Kinky Kristen saw me as a newbie with no network. Afterward girls saw that I had seen someone, especially a Level 5 like KK, they were quick to accept my PMs. And KK is what you like: young, cute and thin (ish). With big tits and one of the best BBBJ's you'll ever have! Good luck!

**Slugfest2** · 09-06-13 00:46

Originally Posted by Tgman [View Original Post]

Hi Guys,

I've been doing the AMP thing for a while, but just signed up for HX a little while ago. I've pm'd a bunch of girls, but either I get no response or sorry I don't have a network comments. I've noticed only one or two ladies in OC that are newbie friendly and they aren't my type. Can anyone recommend a newbie friendly girl that:

1. Is young (ish) and cute\thin (ish)

2. Doesn't cost an arm and a leg (found one girl, but wanted $350 to meet)

Thanks

Join the newbie club on hx. Plenty of girls who are newbie friendly.

**GriffXXX** · 09-05-13 21:08

Originally Posted by Tgman [View Original Post]

Hi Guys,

I've been doing the AMP thing for a while, but just signed up for HX a little while ago. I've pm'd a bunch of girls, but either I get no response or sorry I don't have a network comments. I've noticed only one or two ladies in OC that are newbie friendly and they aren't my type. Can anyone recommend a newbie friendly girl that:

1. Is young (ish) and cute\thin (ish)

2. Doesn't cost an arm and a leg (found one girl, but wanted $350 to meet)

Thanks

When I was in your boat, the same thing happened to me. Then Kinky Kristen saw me as a newbie with no network. Afterward girls saw that I had seen someone, especially a Level 5 like KK, they were quick to accept my PMs. And KK is what you like: young, cute and thin (ish). With big tits and one of the best BBBJ's you'll ever have! Good luck!

**YaHerd** · 09-05-13 19:44

Originally Posted by FunTrust [View Original Post]

For your first three girls, you may not get exactly what you want, but once you have reviews you will be fine. Go for hhr at $100.

This is the right answer. Pay the $25 to get out of quarantine and then get a couple cheap dates with the first girls you can find. Once you have a couple girls in your network, pretty much anybody is willing to see you at that point. Also, some girls advertise on both backpage and HX, so those girls obviously don't require a network.