Massage Parlor Reports

[NoRush]

I recently Took Two For The Team (TTFTT). I'm still easing back on my mongering these days by visiting low probability places and seeing what happens. The results are predictable.

25 in Kneadham (get it?). Called ahead and booked a HH. Out of the way place. Nice enough, but nothing special. When I got in, I was met by the ugliest woman I've ever met in a MP. This woman looked like a mean, old grandmother. Unfortunately, there was nobody else there and I felt obligated since I had booked a spot. Paid 40 for the HH and got undressed. Oddly enough (but maybe for the best) , she wouldn't come in the room until I was lying face down. The massage was OK, I guess, but there was no tease and no flip. For the first time in my life, I found myself panicked at the thought that she might actually start working on little NR. Would I go for it? Thankfully, I didn't face that particular test. Tipped 10 on principle.

Brand new place in Mahlboro. 331. The front entrance is right on route 20, but there is parking in back. Was met by a thin, pretty girl. I'll say 30 +. Massage was nice, but not very strong. She had very soft hands. There was no tease, but I did get hopeful on the flip, but she stayed very careful the whole time. When it was over with no action, I actually asked for a little help, but got the "you do". She actually looked a little sad about the whole thing. Tipped another 10. She did mention that she worked at Cr*k up the road, which has also had very mixed reviews, mostly bad. Tipped 10.

NoRush

[Jason Key 84]

So I had an appointment in Quincy the other day and got out early, around 3:45, and figured I'd cruise CL real quick to see what was in the area for a 4:00 appointment. Well, being the smart guy I am, I left my smart phone back at my apartment. So, I figured I'd give my monger flip-phone the old college try at surfing CL on the interweb. Well, as it turns out, flip-phones aren't known for their web compatibility. As I watched the minutes on the clock in my truck tick closer and closer to 4:00, I just went with the 2nd or 3rd ad I saw for Quincy. 33 Fayette St. It was close, so I called and headed over (going in blindly mind you. Didn't have a chance to check the threads). Once I got inside, a mid-30s asian woman asked if I had been there before (she spoke English better than most. Not terrible looking, but not a model either). When I said I had, she made it pretty obvious that she didn't believe me, but was happy to take my 60 anyways. Brought me to the room, which was clean with floor-ceiling walls and a lock on the door; but, no towel for draping on the table. I'm not a big fan of just lying there naked from the start, so I grabbed a towel from the rack and layed down. When she came in she was surprised that I had draped myself and said "You don't need?" and took it off."no, I don't need!" Figured we were off to a good start. She used an oil that almost felt like Bengay, and was really hoping she didn't use it for the ending. Well, as it turns out, I didn't have to worry about that. Her massage was great, I really enjoyed it, and still feel great a day later. But, if I wanted a massage from a LMT, I'd go elsewhere. As other reviews have stated, no tease, no HE, don't bother if you're looking for extras. Moral of the story: always remember your internet-ready mobile device.

-SB

[Rexxbreefs]

After a delightful visit, I was on the couch with her helping fix her cellphone.

You walked in. My first face to face w / a fellow monger.

Sorry I may have broken protocol.

[MongerExpert]

Hi Guys,

Been there three times in the past three weeks. First time, met with a tall girl, mid 30's? Her name was Eva (pronounced ee-va). Had a great massage, used oil, but not too much. Great finish with otc up top. Cleanup was good with hot towels, got a great foot massage to finish up the hour. $60+40 tip. Out the door with a smile and a bottle of water.

Second time I go, I was met by the troll. Didn't get her name, but if you see her, you'll know. She has to be 60, if she's a day, and about 4'11". I was caught off guard, so I decided to go for it, and kept telling myself to keep my eyes closed. Massage was pretty good, and I had my eyes clamped shut for the finish.

Ok, so now for the third. I called yesterday determined to not get burned again. I call and ask for an appointment with Eva at a specific time. Sure. No problem. See you then. I show up, and "Sorry. We busy. You come back in 20." I explained that I had an appointment with Eva, and that I had called. No dice. So I say "If I come back in 20, will Eva be available?" "Yes. Yes. See you then."

I come back at the new time, and guess who's there at the door for me? The friggin' troll. So, I stand my ground this time and ask for Eva. After some confusion, I am assured that Eva will be giving me the massage, and I get led to one of the three rooms. About 5 minutes later, the woman at the desk comes in and tells me that she will massage me until Eva gets here. Great. She wasn't half bad looking, but not the greatest set of choppers I've seen. Massage was good, but she kept leaving the room to attend to other matters.

Finally, Eva shows up to pretty much give me a 20 minute massage and a super quick finish because someone else is waiting for her. Barely any cleanup on all the oil left on me, and where was my goddamned foot massage? I walked out, left to slide around in my loafers for the rest of the day. Needless to say, I won't be back.

Is Eva the one with a bigger bust, somewhat tall? I don't know who the 4'11 one is, that is very scary. I would have left.

This place unfortunately get's bad reviews because of the looks department. I think the owner " not sure ", is over 50, but thin,

And gives a sick soft massage, but Eva can give a very hard one, unless soft is requested.

[Vintage68]

Sorry to be the one break it to you. Those nasty ass used towels they wipe you down with are balled up and strewn around the bathroom sink. They hopefully rinse them off. Although I highly doubt it. I found this out my second or third time there. The water smelled foul or the rag did. Place is a shithole but solid as far service. Just opt out of the wipe down

BB

Yeah, my last visit there was the same deal. As soon as I saw the bucket and her wringing out a nasty used rag I cringed. I doubt those things are clean and sanitary. I won't be back there, especially since Jessica is gone.

[Bruce Lee 104]

I should have included this in my original post. Tina spent the full hour with me and I never felt rushed. She had left the room, I thought that was it and I was getting off the table when she came back in with warm, moist towels for a more thorough clean up and more thigh massaging. There was plenty of parking in the lot in this small industrial area that's also secluded if that's important to you.

I've been out of circulation with a project for the past couple of months and was disappointed when I called Jennifer from Ninja and the phone was out of commission. Checked CL and see they haven't advertised either but I was overdue for a massage and decided to give Blue Moon a try as there were some positive reviews here and it's convenient. I was shown into a room with a curtain for a door. Think I'd prefer a real door. I met Tina who was about 30 I think, a 7 with a nice bod, limited English but a nice disposition. Massage was decent with a varying amount of pressure, slight tease before the flip where she teased some more, realized there was an area looking for attention, asked if I wanted and I said sure. Allowed otc up top but didn't seem comfortable as I went lower so I didn't. 60/40 and you'll be reminded not to talk too loud as the walls are thin. I'd see Tina again but I'd rather see Jennifer from Ninja. Maybe she'll read this and give me a call if she's still local.

[ClamShack]

Hi Guys,

Been there three times in the past three weeks. First time, met with a tall girl, mid 30's? Her name was Eva (pronounced ee-va). Had a great massage, used oil, but not too much. Great finish with otc up top. Cleanup was good with hot towels, got a great foot massage to finish up the hour. $60+40 tip. Out the door with a smile and a bottle of water.

Second time I go, I was met by the troll. Didn't get her name, but if you see her, you'll know. She has to be 60, if she's a day, and about 4'11". I was caught off guard, so I decided to go for it, and kept telling myself to keep my eyes closed. Massage was pretty good, and I had my eyes clamped shut for the finish.

Ok, so now for the third. I called yesterday determined to not get burned again. I call and ask for an appointment with Eva at a specific time. Sure. No problem. See you then. I show up, and "Sorry. We busy. You come back in 20." I explained that I had an appointment with Eva, and that I had called. No dice. So I say "If I come back in 20, will Eva be available?" "Yes. Yes. See you then."

I come back at the new time, and guess who's there at the door for me? The friggin' troll. So, I stand my ground this time and ask for Eva. After some confusion, I am assured that Eva will be giving me the massage, and I get led to one of the three rooms. About 5 minutes later, the woman at the desk comes in and tells me that she will massage me until Eva gets here. Great. She wasn't half bad looking, but not the greatest set of choppers I've seen. Massage was good, but she kept leaving the room to attend to other matters.

Finally, Eva shows up to pretty much give me a 20 minute massage and a super quick finish because someone else is waiting for her. Barely any cleanup on all the oil left on me, and where was my goddamned foot massage? I walked out, left to slide around in my loafers for the rest of the day. Needless to say, I won't be back.

[Cameron1]

Seen a new bodywork Massage on Hancock St, across from Haana Fords anyone have intel? Will toftt next week.

[Admin2]

I meant to Quote "That Guys" post and accidentally deleted it but the answer to the question is.

He keeps the servers on the move, never in the USA, no cause for alarm. Neither they, nor us are within reach of the US legal system.

A2

[FunBill]

Hi A2, you mention that the servers are no longer in Canada. Where are they now and is that any cause for concern? Thanks!

I did an nslookup and then searched arin. Net. Seems like the server (s) is / are in Amsterdam.

[Admin2]

It seems to me, most, and let me emphasize, MOST of the complaining about guys not posting details about MPs & the girls working them are coming from new members, and I realize that just because you're new to the forum, does not mean you're new to the hobby. I see absolutely no reason to post information about extras you might have received from a particular girl. I've read posts with wording like, she sucked my dick, licked my balls and even stuck her tongue up my ass. Really, does anyone need to read shit like that? And who cares how many different positions were used? If you're too imature to figure out what goes on, then get another hobby until you grow up. This isn't meant for anyone in particular and I only quoted LaserKing because what he wrote has to do with the subject.

As far as LE knowing what goes on and doesn't care. Says who & what do you base it on. I happen to think they do care what goes on. Why give them anymore info than you need to. I know before you say it, who knows if leo is a member here? No one knows for sure but why take the chance of pissin someone off who could be LE and could cause alot of trouble for us & the MPs. I'm more than happy to give some info by way of pm, but I'll be damned if I'm going to take the chance of my getting a MP shut down & possibly getting one or more of these women in trouble just for the sake of bragging rights.

The forums official position is this. Any member has the right to voice why they would or would not provide a specific level of detail in their reports. We have no minimum level of detail requirement. Personally I'm a "Is she the chick in the pics, what does she do, does she do it well, what did it cost, and would you see her again" kind of guy. You can certainly even say why you don't want to but what members may not do is tell other what they should or should not post. Each member is allowed to make that decision on their own.

This keeps getting argued over and over up in this neck of the woods so this is a fair warning. Discouraging members from posting is an infraction, it's something that isn't allowed under Jax's rules. It doesn't matter if you have 2 posts or 2000 posts don't discourage guys from posting. I choose Smokes post because it's just a hair over the line. Smoke some guys may in fact want to know if a provider will stick their tongue up their ass, personally I could do without that tidbit and yes it could be passed in PM but if a guy wants to post it, he can post it.

El Jeffe says it best.

Hi guys,

A forum member contacted me to express his concerns that this report contains too much information and thus could somehow be used by LE. Just to put this in perspective:

1. Please don't be so naive as to think that local LE doesn't already know what's going on in their town. There is no club, massage parlor, escort service, streetwalker location or other place described on this website that the local police don't already know about, with or without this website.

2. No Forum Member had ever been detained, questioned or investigated as a result of information that they or others posted on this Forum.

3. No information in this Forum has ever been used in any prosecution. It's simply not qualified evidence.

4. The police have never contacted this website or requested any information from me about any Forum Member, and they never will because the Forum's servers are located in Montreal, Canada, safely beyond the reach of the USA court system. [A2 here, this is an old form letter, the servers aren't in Canada anymore]

Thanks,

Jackson

At the end of the day you don't have to agree with his position, I often disagree with him, but it is his ball, his bat, and his baseball diamond. If we want to play here, he gets to state the rules.

Smoke this isn't an attempt to flame you, you're a respected Senior Member, unfortunately we disagree on this issue and I needed to make a point.

A2

[Satya]

I am in Baltimore and we have PMs to be very useful for giving details. I think we have much more FS down here and many providers are scared because of recent busts. Besides the police some of these community associations can and do view this site. Before I send or answer PMs I make sure they are a senior member then I check the nature of their posts and how many they have.

[Member #4868]

My take is simple:

The guys that complain about the pm system are the ones not getting them. Pay your dues, make your friends, reap the rewards.

It seems to me, most, and let me emphasize, MOST of the complaining about guys not posting details about MPs & the girls working them are coming from new members, and I realize that just because you're new to the forum, does not mean you're new to the hobby. I see absolutely no reason to post information about extras you might have received from a particular girl. I've read posts with wording like, she sucked my dick, licked my balls and even stuck her tongue up my ass. Really, does anyone need to read shit like that? And who cares how many different positions were used? If you're too imature to figure out what goes on, then get another hobby until you grow up. This isn't meant for anyone in particular and I only quoted LaserKing because what he wrote has to do with the subject.

As far as LE knowing what goes on and doesn't care. Says who & what do you base it on. I happen to think they do care what goes on. Why give them anymore info than you need to. I know before you say it, who knows if leo is a member here? No one knows for sure but why take the chance of pissin someone off who could be LE and could cause alot of trouble for us & the MPs. I'm more than happy to give some info by way of pm, but I'll be damned if I'm going to take the chance of my getting a MP shut down & possibly getting one or more of these women in trouble just for the sake of bragging rights.

[Spaz2580]

Definitely not a waste of time. I have gotten many good tips for places that are on the utr list and ssshhh list. It's worth it for the effort and exchg of info w / other mongers here. But we are all free to do as we please so do carry on.

I concur with your words about pm'ing it is a waste of time, the purpose of this forum is to post and retrieve information and it is up to us to decide if it is good or not.

[Stressed Out]

Hey So, That place has been there forever, I am from area, have never heard anything about it. One time about a year or so ago I was walking by and a lady was sitting in doorway, she must have been 60++, I just kept walking. The location would be tough for me as foot traffic is busy.

Thank-you sir! I try and keep a list of places in my area by way of reviews and ads that are posted and as you have never run across and advertising or posts about this place. Guess I know why! Stay cool! SO