Massage Parlor Reports

**Tooncinator** · 05-13-13 12:41

I'm with DN on this issue. Since I'm paying. 4 for the first 30 minutes, I see it as a 50% discount on the 2nd 30 minutes. I have time to relax and enjoy the occasionally good massage, and I love a good table shower. There's also the occasional "$10 off an hour massage" coupon.

Originally Posted by Dick North [View Original Post]

I mean seriously, what works for one monger may not work for others. I have been enjoying the hobby for many years and I always go for the 60 min option. In my case, I feel that it sends a signal to the provider who either knows me or will clearly understand my intentions. If things go south I can bail before the I pay any more $.

Risky business for sure, but seems to work for me.

DN.

**NumberOnePerve** · 05-13-13 08:08

Originally Posted by Dick North [View Original Post]

I mean seriously, what works for one monger may not work for others. I have been enjoying the hobby for many years and I always go for the 60 min option. In my case, I feel that it sends a signal to the provider who either knows me or will clearly understand my intentions. If things go south I can bail before the I pay any more $.

Risky business for sure, but seems to work for me.

DN.

I agree 100% here. I learned a long time ago to stay out of the Latina Massage parlors. Only found one good one that was always good, but it has since closed. It was cheap and had good ass.

I find I am seldom disappointed in the AMP's. If the girl doesn't light my fire when I see her I say I will be back.

I always want to see the girl. I do sometime take less than a 6 when I meet them based on there almost begging me for a message and promise me a good time.

**Dick North** · 05-12-13 23:33

I mean seriously, what works for one monger may not work for others. I have been enjoying the hobby for many years and I always go for the 60 min option. In my case, I feel that it sends a signal to the provider who either knows me or will clearly understand my intentions. If things go south I can bail before the I pay any more $.

Risky business for sure, but seems to work for me.

DN.

Originally Posted by Slacker30 [View Original Post]

I have been here before, (you can do a search of my posts, probably one of the first few I did back in October). Did she ask you on the flip if you wanted anything else? Girls are very pretty here and the one I had wanted a high fee for extras which I negotiated down to a more reasonable amount.

That is why I say pay for a minimum session. You can add time if necessary, but usually it's not. Once you pop, it's over. If a person pays for more than the minimum time, it usually means they want a lot of massage time, and if you don't have experience with the masseuse, and how well she massages, it opens the door for disappointment.

Some masseuses just don't work out. She was basically telling you that if you came there for sex, some other girls there will fuck you, but not her.

I 've wasted money many a time on these girls, and then just take my loss, get in the car, and go directly to some other parlors where my needs were met.

**Newborn7** · 05-12-13 18:33

Originally Posted by Slacker30 [View Original Post]

I have been here before, (you can do a search of my posts, probably one of the first few I did back in October). Did she ask you on the flip if you wanted anything else? Girls are very pretty here and the one I had wanted a high fee for extras which I negotiated down to a more reasonable amount.

That is why I say pay for a minimum session. You can add time if necessary, but usually it's not. Once you pop, it's over. If a person pays for more than the minimum time, it usually means they want a lot of massage time, and if you don't have experience with the masseuse, and how well she massages, it opens the door for disappointment.

Some masseuses just don't work out. She was basically telling you that if you came there for sex, some other girls there will fuck you, but not her.

I 've wasted money many a time on these girls, and then just take my loss, get in the car, and go directly to some other parlors where my needs were met.

I happened to stop into this place on my way home from a place out on 99th / Grand- and when I walked in there was no one around. I waited for 15 minutes checking out the rooms and no one was in building. Weird I was thinking. Maybe they stayed in office and didn't want to deal with me. I don't know, but I left and went home and saved $$ for a different time. The gut was telling me something. And I am glad that I listen to it this time.

Sorry to hear about your disappointment-been there a few times over at ANFU-51st ish ave / Northern. Ish I believe.

**Tendy** · 05-12-13 15:31

Originally Posted by Slacker30 [View Original Post]

Did she ask you on the flip if you wanted anything else?

Nope, she did not. I might give this another try though. It's convenient and I like the idea of pretty girls. This was my first visit to a MP but I know when things aren't what I had hoped for.

**Slacker30** · 05-12-13 15:25

Originally Posted by Tendy [View Original Post]

Not sure what the name of this place is.

http://phoenix.backpage.com/BodyRubs...15-30/21155130

I went there yesterday and thought I'd let you know my experience. Walked in about 3:00 PM and was greeted by a young pretty girl named Mariah. We walked back to a nice clean quiet room. I paid for an hour (yeah, I know, only pay for 1/2 hour, I was feeling generous and had lots of time to kill). Massage was pretty weak but felt nice. Fast forward to the end. She finishes up the massage, rubs me down with a hot towel to remove the EXCESSIVE amount of oil she used, and says go ahead and take your time getting dressed. I said,"that's it?". She said yes and leaves the room. As I was leaving (very disappointed) she stops me and says (paraphrasing here) that if I should ever want to come back that she felt that this was the cleanest place around and it usually had many young, pretty, Latinas who specialized in a softer, more sensual style of massage but she didn't do that kind.

So, what did I do wrong here? I was polite and decent. I made sure to reach out and lightly touch her when she was standing next to me (I even asked if it was OK and she said yes). I asked her if she was getting off soon to know if she was going to have time to finish the services.

I have been here before, (you can do a search of my posts, probably one of the first few I did back in October). Did she ask you on the flip if you wanted anything else? Girls are very pretty here and the one I had wanted a high fee for extras which I negotiated down to a more reasonable amount.

That is why I say pay for a minimum session. You can add time if necessary, but usually it's not. Once you pop, it's over. If a person pays for more than the minimum time, it usually means they want a lot of massage time, and if you don't have experience with the masseuse, and how well she massages, it opens the door for disappointment.

Some masseuses just don't work out. She was basically telling you that if you came there for sex, some other girls there will fuck you, but not her.

I 've wasted money many a time on these girls, and then just take my loss, get in the car, and go directly to some other parlors where my needs were met.

**Tendy** · 05-12-13 06:08

Not sure what the name of this place is.

http://phoenix.backpage.com/BodyRubs...15-30/21155130

I went there yesterday and thought I'd let you know my experience. Walked in about 3:00 PM and was greeted by a young pretty girl named Mariah. We walked back to a nice clean quiet room. I paid for an hour (yeah, I know, only pay for 1/2 hour, I was feeling generous and had lots of time to kill). Massage was pretty weak but felt nice. Fast forward to the end. She finishes up the massage, rubs me down with a hot towel to remove the EXCESSIVE amount of oil she used, and says go ahead and take your time getting dressed. I said,"that's it?". She said yes and leaves the room. As I was leaving (very disappointed) she stops me and says (paraphrasing here) that if I should ever want to come back that she felt that this was the cleanest place around and it usually had many young, pretty, Latinas who specialized in a softer, more sensual style of massage but she didn't do that kind.

So, what did I do wrong here? I was polite and decent. I made sure to reach out and lightly touch her when she was standing next to me (I even asked if it was OK and she said yes). I asked her if she was getting off soon to know if she was going to have time to finish the services.

**Gold coast** · 05-10-13 23:50

Originally Posted by Bubba1979 [View Original Post]

No Duckman, Ol Bubba was not trying to rain on your parade. I haven't been to that joint since Nancy (now named Ruth) was running it and got busted seeking Carnal Knowledge with a brother in the parking lot.

She now has this place and it's her in the pic.

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/thp/3776277842.html

Good to see you out and about again! BTW, that was probably Goldcoast interrupting your massage, he liked that place quite a bit back in the day.

Wasn't me there. Only been to that place once since the good old days. Enough to learn it turned to a garden variety AMP just like most the others.

Duckman, I think you did fine delaying. Other options are to go see a man about a horse in the bathroom or if they leave the room, fall asleep on the table. I did once and it was golden. And if you tip after those stunts, they just keep pulling the same stuff on the rest of us. At most only give a Lincoln. That sends about the same message. After having 2 of them yelling them down once for that I know.

I think Bubba is on Ruth's dole for the free marketing. Wish I still was. Ha.

**EbonyLvver** · 05-10-13 14:38

Any of you fine gents know of a place where I can get a GOOD massage and table shower. Also someone who knows how to stay with you during the happy ending. I normally go to aztec and YOKO but aztec is getting a little old and YOKO prices seem to get higher and higher ever time I see her. PM me if you can help, Thanks in advance.

**Dick North** · 05-08-13 16:43

Based on Dirty's report about Mimi at Jade (59th & Greenway), I decided to give her a try only because Dirty mentioned some key features of her, which as I recollect were something like "Great tits & ass". Well that struck a nerve (or two).

Anyway I visited today and was greeted by a 35ish to 40ish woman denying Mimi's existence."Mimi not here" I pressed her again."Mimi not work here I give you good massagee".

A bit confused, I left and headed for old standby ANFU.

At ANFU I groaned as there were 4-5 cars. Went in anyway and was greeted by the 'helper chick' Sharon. I asked who was working she said Tina and Anna. I said I would like Tina.

After the TS, Sharon took me to the room and said that they were backed up and would start a massage. At this point I was getting 'very interested' in Sharon and asked if she could provide the massage. She was very sweet and said 'that's not her job'

Later she said that Anna was available now and would I like to see her. I reluctantly said yes and Anna came in. A different Anna than the one I remember from before. However she was still a bit too chubby for my taste. When she unwrapped for the main event, I experienced some reactive expressions from childhood 'Moo Cow" and from adulthood "WTF am I doing here!"

At this stage I began to feel serious regret for having accepted Anna, even little DN was uncooperative. After the session. 6 entry and $.2 tip, I was led out down the hall. Approaching the front lobby I was introduced to Tina. I am thinking "Holy heck, she is a real spinnner, a sweetheart, a cutie!" I was also told that a new girl is coming Friday.

Certainly not the best day at ANFU. Anna is definitely off my dance card, I will be looking for Tina though on my next visit.

DN

**Bubba1979** · 05-07-13 12:11

Originally Posted by Duckman77 [View Original Post]

I only do this a few times a year and decided I had some time after work. I stopped at the place on the NE corner of Broadway / Lindsay. Paid for 60 minutes to the attractive woman in a skimpy sundress and was taken to my room. I layed down on the table on my belly and didn't cover any of myself with the towel.

She came back and didn't cover me up and proceeded to start my massage on my back. She was awful and her technique was better suited for kneeding bread. After about 20 minutes, while she was still working on my back, the buzzer went off from another customer arriving. Probably Bubba trying to mess up my massage. She left for several minutes and I can hear her taking the other customer to another room and it's obvious she's working alone.

When she returns, she tells me 30 minute and she'll give me my Jackson back. I'm in no position to do anything but agree, figuring that she'll work extra hard with the remaining time. She then moved to my legs and spent at most 2 minutes on them. She then had me flip. She spent at most a minute running her hands across my chest then a minute massaging my scalp, ignoring everything else. Then she says she's finished. Very disappointing. A very bad massage.

She waits there as I get dressed. My Jackson is on the small table. Knowing I've just been ripped off, I take my time dressing, knowing that she's not leaving until she receives her tip, which she does ask for. Finally when I finish getting dressed, I look in my wallet, hoping to find a Hamilton for a tip, reasoning a small tip for a small massage. But I'm an honorable guy and ended up giving her the Jackson back as a tip. And she keeps saying,"You come back, ok?" Nope.

No Duckman, Ol Bubba was not trying to rain on your parade. I haven't been to that joint since Nancy (now named Ruth) was running it and got busted seeking Carnal Knowledge with a brother in the parking lot.

She now has this place and it's her in the pic.

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/thp/3776277842.html

Good to see you out and about again! BTW, that was probably Goldcoast interrupting your massage, he liked that place quite a bit back in the day.

**Slacker30** · 05-07-13 01:28

Originally Posted by Duckman77 [View Original Post]

Paid for 60 minutes to the attractive woman in a skimpy sundress and was taken to my

Room.

She came back and didn't cover me up and proceeded to start my massage on my back. She was awful and her technique was better suited for kneeding bread.

When she returns, she tells me 30 minute and she'll give me my Jackson back.

I learned a long time ago to only pay for 1/2 hour. They'll go over your time if necessary. No need to tip unless your tip is the fee for additional services. If you've seen the girl before and know her massages are excellent along with her sexual prowess, then you could make an exception and pay for 45 minutes or an hour. Other than that, no.

She probably had a regular come to see her who she knew was good for FS, and didn't want to lose him, so she rushed you out.

**Duckman77** · 05-06-13 23:11

I only do this a few times a year and decided I had some time after work. I stopped at the place on the NE corner of Broadway / Lindsay. Paid for 60 minutes to the attractive woman in a skimpy sundress and was taken to my room. I layed down on the table on my belly and didn't cover any of myself with the towel.

She came back and didn't cover me up and proceeded to start my massage on my back. She was awful and her technique was better suited for kneeding bread. After about 20 minutes, while she was still working on my back, the buzzer went off from another customer arriving. Probably Bubba trying to mess up my massage. She left for several minutes and I can hear her taking the other customer to another room and it's obvious she's working alone.

When she returns, she tells me 30 minute and she'll give me my Jackson back. I'm in no position to do anything but agree, figuring that she'll work extra hard with the remaining time. She then moved to my legs and spent at most 2 minutes on them. She then had me flip. She spent at most a minute running her hands across my chest then a minute massaging my scalp, ignoring everything else. Then she says she's finished. Very disappointing. A very bad massage.

She waits there as I get dressed. My Jackson is on the small table. Knowing I've just been ripped off, I take my time dressing, knowing that she's not leaving until she receives her tip, which she does ask for. Finally when I finish getting dressed, I look in my wallet, hoping to find a Hamilton for a tip, reasoning a small tip for a small massage. But I'm an honorable guy and ended up giving her the Jackson back as a tip. And she keeps saying,"You come back, ok?" Nope.

**Slacker30** · 05-05-13 17:06

Had a wonderful session here the day we had the grovel / snowstorm. Decided to come back yesterday. Had the same girl, a rather thick but pretty and very friendly Latina in her 30's who provided a decent massage, and when I told her my shoulder gets tight rubbed it more and put a hot towel out of the towel warmer on it.

Enjoyed the same intense session, GFE, DFK, CBJ, DATY / 69, FIV, FIB, her fingers in my butt, DFK after DATY while performing MISH.

Total including 50 door fee $$. If you enjoy this kind of session YMMV, and don't mind a thicker girl who is very nice and accomodating, I highly recommend.

**Halfchief** · 05-04-13 22:13

I'm in on business from the 14th-19th for the first time in Phoenix. I'm staying at the Talking Stick Resort. I will be carless for the stay and I am wondering if the MP (any nationality) scene would be worth the trouble (and if so, what is close?) or is ordering room service the way to go? I'm an older gent and like the slow and sensual route. No more than $$$.