Massage Parlor Reports

**Binder79** · 11-03-25 15:03

Has anyone checked out the Asian Massage in the Maple Ridge strip mall? Massage sign is visible from Highway 23.

**Lanandrin** · 07-18-25 14:37

$80 for an hour, Massage was 5/10. Has beds / futon to lay on so not the most comfortable. Masseuse was cute, 30-50 ish. Left happy.

**BarOfSoap** · 07-15-25 21:02

80 for an hour.

Legit place, no happy.

There's a lot of poking and not enough rubbing.

I could tell she has the potential for a good massage but I didn't get it.

**Lanandrin** · 07-01-25 10:59

King Massage. Clean, friendly. Left happy.

**BarOfSoap** · 05-30-25 01:28

Massage cost 80 USD, very run down dirty place. Don't think they changed sheets. Head hole smelled like some old guy's face who was a smoker.

Poor massage, no teasing, no happy. Homeless guy bothered me outside asking if it was a massage place. Then he went inside for some reason.

Would not recommend.

**Conshohockan** · 08-07-22 14:39

Heading to Ely MN to do some fishing in September. Are there any AMPs or Escorts that anyone knows about in the area?

**NailBoiz1** · 03-11-19 21:57

I will be visiting MN, Minnesota. Any suggestions for a AMP or AP in the area? Thanks in advance!

**Go4MN** · 10-30-18 23:07

Originally Posted by OilfieldTrash [View Original Post]

Just left the Geisha House. Nice Rub from a 22 yr old hottie! Her name was Angelica. I was impressed even though it was just a handy. She performed the massage nude with light touching. Will definitely repeat!

Minnesota Gents: Don't get your hopes up, I believe that this belongs in the Madison, WI forum.

**Oilfield Trash** · 10-29-18 22:08

Just left the Geisha House. Nice Rub from a 22 yr old hottie! Her name was Angelica. I was impressed even though it was just a handy. She performed the massage nude with light touching. Will definitely repeat!

**FBall78** · 01-04-14 15:23

Wondering if anyone has experienced any massage parlors east of MSP? Any reviews??

**Statman** · 02-15-13 17:22

Greetings Mongers!

I am writing because I had an urge to get a massage, so as I was passing by, I saw a place called Han Massage (512 Jefferson Hwy Champlain.) and decided to try it, as so no reports on it. As I walked in, I was approached by Jennifer, who immediate tried to upsell my into a 90 minute session at $90. I told her "lets see how things go." and I opted for 60 at $70. It was a good thing I did as after a half an hour I was out of there, as the girl was the worst massage ever, and offered nothing on the menu, but a tease. I ended up paying $90 for the experience, which ticked me, as I had to pay that for her not to call the police, but I did chew her out and the crap hard hurting massage, too much oil (what am I, a car or a salad?) , and nothing on the menu. The girl even had the nerve to want me to finish myself, which I declined as could have saved $90 for that. Avoid this place as you will feel like you got robbed, with nothing to show for it, and may also want to avoid their sister place, Heng (1250 126th Ave Blaine.) as well. May be lousy like this. Hate leaving places with blue balls, and smelling and feeling slick like oil. The girl did allow roaming, but wore long pants and clothes, so this should have tipped me off, but let little head think instead of big, so tried it. Never again.