Massage Parlor Reports

**Bubba1979** · 10-26-12 14:06

Unicorn hunting goes bad once again for Ol Bubba. Saw this new one at Serenity and liked her pic.

http://www.atouchofserenitymassage.com/therapists_pg1

Was hoping for Deep tissue massage with the "Tuggety-Tug" but ended up with a hand full of feathers.

The deep tissue massage itself was lacking and uninspired. Long story short, Ol Bubba sulks home without a 'Unicorn" strapped across his hood.

35 for the lame massage with coupon on the webpage. 2 in looks for Andrea.

**Slacker30** · 10-24-12 22:18

Originally Posted by Tooncinator [View Original Post]

It's an odd place, but still one of my favorites. I don't know why they advertise you can walk in, because that's never worked for me. Both times I tried a walk-in I was greeted in a similar manner by, I'm sure, the same woman.

I could be wrong, but I get the vibe that Ms. GoAway is a crotchety old dyke who resents when men show up. I've never had anything but a pleasant visit when I've called ahead.

I was willing to try Mya based on her photos, but I can't recall seeing any of Lucy. I guess I'll have to make an appointment with Mya first.

Does $ cover FS in a half hour, or do you have to do the 150 to get that?

**Tooncinator** · 10-24-12 14:55

It's an odd place, but still one of my favorites. I don't know why they advertise you can walk in, because that's never worked for me. Both times I tried a walk-in I was greeted in a similar manner by, I'm sure, the same woman.

I could be wrong, but I get the vibe that Ms. GoAway is a crotchety old dyke who resents when men show up. I've never had anything but a pleasant visit when I've called ahead.

Originally Posted by Slacker30 [View Original Post]

I went by there today knowing about the 50/100/150 service. I have seen a provider named Savannah at her private place, then found out she worked there a few weeks ago and then quit. I am aware of Mya's ads on backpage, and thought I could spare $ to see how this place is.

A middle aged latina woman came to the door, while I saw some hands on a computer behind the tinted glass and she didn't greet me but waited for this lady to come to the door. I thought that was weird.

As normal, when I go to a spa, I asked who was working, and this lady asked me if I had been there before and who did I see. I told her Savannah, and she said she didn't know her. I told her she had posted on BP several weeks ago and I believe she is back to working indy.

I told her I had seen Mya's ad. She said Mya was busy. I asked who was available and she said Lucy. I said ok can I see what she looks like. She said we don't do that here. I said when I go to a parlor I usually see the available girls, and choose who I want. I have money and want a session.

She kept saying we don't do that here and that I should go somewhere else where they do that. Then she said Lucy was busy. She just told me Lucy was available. I asked her if the rules here required me to pay her, and not see the girl first, and she said no. I asked who I pay, and she said Lucy was busy.

What kind of shit is this? I'm a paying customer who says I have seen a girl who used to recently work there, and she says she doesn't know her. Then a customer walks in and she says an appointment is here. Then I left.

This is a business. That kind of rudeness is uncalled for. Most parlors are anxious to get a customer, and if they are busy, will tell you to come back in 30 minutes. She didn't care if I stayed at all. I'll never go back there.

**Slacker30** · 10-23-12 23:52

I went by there today knowing about the 50/100/150 service. I have seen a provider named Savannah at her private place, then found out she worked there a few weeks ago and then quit. I am aware of Mya's ads on backpage, and thought I could spare $ to see how this place is.

A middle aged latina woman came to the door, while I saw some hands on a computer behind the tinted glass and she didn't greet me but waited for this lady to come to the door. I thought that was weird.

As normal, when I go to a spa, I asked who was working, and this lady asked me if I had been there before and who did I see. I told her Savannah, and she said she didn't know her. I told her she had posted on BP several weeks ago and I believe she is back to working indy.

I told her I had seen Mya's ad. She said Mya was busy. I asked who was available and she said Lucy. I said ok can I see what she looks like. She said we don't do that here. I said when I go to a parlor I usually see the available girls, and choose who I want. I have money and want a session.

She kept saying we don't do that here and that I should go somewhere else where they do that. Then she said Lucy was busy. She just told me Lucy was available. I asked her if the rules here required me to pay her, and not see the girl first, and she said no. I asked who I pay, and she said Lucy was busy.

What kind of shit is this? I'm a paying customer who says I have seen a girl who used to recently work there, and she says she doesn't know her. Then a customer walks in and she says an appointment is here. Then I left.

This is a business. That kind of rudeness is uncalled for. Most parlors are anxious to get a customer, and if they are busy, will tell you to come back in 30 minutes. She didn't care if I stayed at all. I'll never go back there.

**Reallly Bored** · 10-22-12 00:10

Call ahead next time and ask for Teresa. She worked at the aztec spa, and rolls her eyes back in her head when she comes. $$.0.

Originally Posted by What the [View Original Post]

I went to this place in west Phoenix. Paid the standard door fee for 30 minutes. I was shown 3 different latinas none of which met my standard so I asked for my money back. As I was leaving, I asked if Gizelle was still working there (one of my ATFs) , she said she was no longer there but a very pretty Latina is later that day. I didn't get a chance to go back yet but I'm planning to sometime next week (will report back).

Any suggestions for non-AMP places around north / north west Phoenix?

**Slacker30** · 10-21-12 01:08

Originally Posted by What the [View Original Post]

I went to this place in west Phoenix. Paid the standard door fee for 30 minutes. I was shown 3 different latinas none of which met my standard so I asked for my money back. As I was leaving, I asked if Gizelle was still working there (one of my ATFs) , she said she was no longer there but a very pretty Latina is later that day. I didn't get a chance to go back yet but I'm planning to sometime next week (will report back).

Any suggestions for non-AMP places around north / north west Phoenix?

I have been to Enchanted Forest several times where I have not stayed. This is a fickle business. While I have had good sessions there, the lineup varies from time to time just like in all spas. I listed some spas with non-Asian girls in my earlier posts this week.

Latina Bodyworks on 35th Ave just south of Thunderbird has pretty girls, but you may want to check them on their tips to make sure they don't charge you more than Enchanted Forest.

**Dirty Old Guy** · 10-20-12 20:57

What,

I don't know the name of them (you can probably look them up on RM) but there is one on Bell and about 94th Ave, south side of the street in a small group of businesses. The other is in a larger shopping center on the NW corner of Bell and 99th Ave.

I've never been in either, but both have been mentioned here, and I've seen ad's for them on BP. Both are said to have latina's, blacks and whites.

Good Luck,

Dirty.

Originally Posted by What the [View Original Post]

I went to this place in west Phoenix. Paid the standard door fee for 30 minutes. I was shown 3 different latinas none of which met my standard so I asked for my money back. As I was leaving, I asked if Gizelle was still working there (one of my ATFs) , she said she was no longer there but a very pretty Latina is later that day. I didn't get a chance to go back yet but I'm planning to sometime next week (will report back).

Any suggestions for non-AMP places around north / north west Phoenix?

**What Da** · 10-20-12 15:40

I went to this place in west Phoenix. Paid the standard door fee for 30 minutes. I was shown 3 different latinas none of which met my standard so I asked for my money back. As I was leaving, I asked if Gizelle was still working there (one of my ATFs) , she said she was no longer there but a very pretty Latina is later that day. I didn't get a chance to go back yet but I'm planning to sometime next week (will report back).

Any suggestions for non-AMP places around north / north west Phoenix?

**Jerry8** · 10-19-12 19:42

Seen a ad for YOYO. Turned out to be a massage parlor. Lots on the menu. Give yoyo a 7 looks and 7 for enthusiasm. Total 1. 6 +.2 tip.

**AteBall** · 10-16-12 00:56

I drive by the SE corner of Kyrene & Ray now and then. Earlier this year Asian Spa opened up. Finally had time to stop in on a Monday afternoon. Moderately attractive forty something Asian women was at the desk. Brett Farve "No HE" sign up behind desk. I get hr. Asked for deep tissue. She spoke fluent English with a mildly detectable Asian accept. I wish I could remember her name. The massage was on par with what I'd get with an experienced therapist at massage envy. No close contact near the zone face down but great massage. On the flip she was real cautious with the draping. Continued and ended with great therapeutic massage worth the. 5 plus. 1 tip. We started to talk and she brought up that she was a Catholic and her baptism name was Therese. Long story short, it was a high quality massage I'd expect at a legit chain for a little less $ than average. My guess is she was a real massage therapist where ever she came from. My guess is Chinese but I didn't ask. Went back 4 weeks later and got a much older Asian woman. Limited english, okay massage. I'd repeat "Therese" just for the massage. Didn't get the feeling anything else was happening there. Last visit was about 4 weeks ago.

**Slacker30** · 10-15-12 23:12

Originally Posted by What Da [View Original Post]

I used to frequent that place but I've been away out of town the last 2 months. I come back last week and I find it closed. Too bad because it was pretty close to where I work. I used to see Lori (Lorraine?) and Priscilla (both Latinas). Anyone know where they went to now or at least a decent place around this area (I prefer Latinas but Asians will do)?

I was wanting to try that place out too. That Paradise Valley area of Phoenix has few to no spas. I like Latina girls too.

I have always had good sessions at these Latina spas: Enchanted Forest on 47th Ave and Maryland, they have a lineup of 3-4 girls to choose from. Have been there 5 times with good results. They have 2 shifts, one 9-3 and another 3-9. Also AAA Massage (I believe it's called) at 49th Ave and Glendale, on the north side of the Street, and Four Seasons Massage at 5411 W Glendale. If you like who comes to the door, you will leave satisfied.

Four Seasons used to be all Asian, now they are advertising Latinas, and I saw a Latina the last time I went there, and she squirted.

**What Da** · 10-15-12 09:30

I used to frequent that place but I've been away out of town the last 2 months. I come back last week and I find it closed. Too bad because it was pretty close to where I work. I used to see Lori (Lorraine?) and Priscilla (both Latinas). Anyone know where they went to now or at least a decent place around this area (I prefer Latinas but Asians will do)?

**Desertbrah** · 10-14-12 04:05

Originally Posted by Drill Press [View Original Post]

Driving in to work this morning I was coming up Dobson. When I got to Baseline, there was a LOT of "activity" at the AMP there. I couldn't count them all but I would guess 8-10 LEO cars and 2 larger van type vehicles. There were about 10 LEO standing outside. I couldn't tell if they were just finishing up or about to go in.

It was 7:10 am

I saw that too that morning. I was on my way to work it was just before 7am. It was too early for any businesses to be open on that side.

Anyone know what happened?

**Bad Brains** · 10-13-12 19:52

Originally Posted by AteBall [View Original Post]

Long time lurker, first post. I've only had two AMP experiences in the east valley. Neither great, pretty mechanical, so I've not sought it out much. I get legit massage on a regular basis at a number of places, including a popular franchise. I recently visited a notoriously legitimate AMP I've gone to numerous times over the last few years when I wanted a walk in massage for a low price. It's been hit and miss as far as quality, but I've never paid too much (.5 hr) so it evens out in the long run. This is an established place near rural and ray. On my recent visit I got a middle aged, slim Chinese girl, very limited english. About a 5 in looks. The massage was great. What I would expect from an experienced franchise LMT. This went on for 20 min, with typical sheet covering. Then she broke out the oil and it got much more intense. The crack got grazed several times, and while the boys were more or less covered, there were many slides up my legs into the sack, clearly not accidental. In the mean time she positions her leg up against my hand hanging over the side so I'm in a position to grab her leg and rub the back of her thigh above her knee.

On the flip, the oil massage moves quickly from the chest the just above the boys and eventually she lightly grazes over them several times, by which time I'm fully erect. This continued as she moved to my upper thighs. I finally ask if she will massage "there" while grabbing the big boy. She ignores me and keeps up with the massage by always returning to my groin. I ask again, pointing to the tent, and she ignores me, but keeps on brushing into it and the boys. I finally pull the sheet off (which is only barely covering the goodies) and ask "massage here?", and she puts the sheet back over it. A few minutes later she says "one hour" and looks at the clock, and it has in fact been one hour.

She went out and came back with hot towels and wiped me down, not being shy about wiping down the equipment. Then she leaves. I did ask her name and what days she worked. I think she said Sheila, but who knows? I gave a her. 1 tip on top of the. 5 for the hour.

So I don't know what to think. Maybe return, and leave a tip on the table before she comes in? The massage was great and the work up to the finish was incredible, but never culminated in a HE. Anyone had a similar experience?

There are alot of places like that in California. They expect you to take care of yourself while they are teasing you like that.

**Slacker30** · 10-13-12 19:52

Hadn't been to this place in a few years, but had decent FS, and one GFE session here before. It's at 27th Ave and Indian School. After making my westside rounds of about 6 establishments and not liking who came to the window, this was my last resort. My favorite Sa-sa at Anfu has gone to New York, and the "new recruit" at the window wasn't to my liking.

Anyway, a decent looking Latina girl, maybe in her middle 30's came to the door. She was dressed somewhat sexy so I said what the hell. I like a sexy woman in heels, and I many times find Latina masseuses more open minded sexually, and the Asian ones more hit and miss.

I gave her the 40 in the room and she gave a decent massage. At the flip she rubbed me down well, and upon a few brushes in the midsection, moved her hands up and down and asked if I wanted that. I want full service when I get a massage, and know many places with girls I like want 200, but some will take 140, and I was hoping she was a 140 girl. She said she had no condoms. I told her I would go get some, and she said she charged 130. I was cool with that, got condoms and came back.

She gave CBJ. 69, doggy and finished mish. Was a decent session. She says she works the end of the week.