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**Fury907** · 12-12-17 07:05

907-205-2925.

Total pain to set up a date with. Really spacey and then ghosts when you show up. Once you actually meet her she's a disappointment.

If you look at the pictures you'll notice they have been photoshopped pretty heavily. The reason for that is because her skin is a mess. Covered with bruises, etc. As if she been injecting something all over the place that should go in a vein but perhaps she can't find one? She is over priced. She's asking the price of a young gal that is still pretty fresh. I found her appearance such a turnoff I didn't go through with it.

**Fury907** · 12-12-17 06:55

702-901-6833

Had a short visit with River. It was odd. I didn't find her that sexy. She had the initial appearance of a good time but once the clothes came off I was less interested.

She's an older gal. I'd estimate late 30's early 40's and she's getting long in the tooth. She wants the prices of a young 20 something. But she doesn't merit it.

She's clearly had kids. Her stomach has that stretched out, damaged look that I find really unattractive. And it is distended. It reminds of the guys who abuse steroids and even though they have no body fat their stomach sticks out because their liver is swollen. She has a couple huge tattoos that are really ugly. I just don't understand why women get cheap tattoos. If you're going to get tattooed at least make it something feminine and attractive.

She is on some type of medication that makes her rail thin. She has bolt on's that were terribly done. They are huge but super, artificial looking and they are just too far apart. They are on opposite sides of her chest and weirdly indented where they attach to her chest.

She is so thin that she has no ass. Her feet are short, thick and fat. She's pretty small so they seemed too big. Kind of hobbit like but thank god without hair.

She gets the job done but my advice is to not offer more than 80 - 100 roses for a QV. Just get in and get out. She's not GFE. At least not with old, white guys like myself. Maybe you younger guys can get something less mechanical.

Oh and ask for the lights to be really low. She looks better that way.

**Girth Johnson** · 12-11-17 14:52

Girth Johnson's Standard Review of Services.

JESSICA ("Blue-Eyed Beauty".).

http://callescort.org/907-302-8876

1) Initial Interaction A.

TCB was excellent. I sent her a last minute text after another provider flaked. She responded immediately and could meet within the hour. Gave me the address of a well-known downtown hotel and followed up with room number after let her know I had arrived.

All text interaction was friendly and comfortable.

Very open and honest during our initial discussion regarding what we each expected from our encounter, along with our "rules" and personal limitations.

2) Personal Appearance B+.

Though not exactly my "type", Jessica is attractive and well kept. Tall in heels at 5-7, with small, flat A-cup breasts with great nipples, slender without being "bony" and a surprisingly shapely ass. Not flabby, but also not very toned so slight deduction for a little too much skin / muscle "softness".

Perfectly groomed, with very little make up. Obviously recently bathed and smelling clean and fresh. Very pale white skin, blond hair, and nice smile.

Many prominent tattoos apparent and few piercings, but none likely snag one's personal parts and pieces.

Perfect hygiene and no noticeable (incriminating) perfume or glitter.

3) Location Atmosphere B.

Medium quality "residential" hotel near downtown, with plenty of parking. Within 15 minutes of any corner of Anchorage.

Two queen beds, one a bit cluttered with clothing and personal items, the other available for playing.

Television and all lights on, so a bit of adjustment needed to pre-set the "mood".

4) Provider Demeanor A.

Girl-next-door familiarity, ready to engage in whatever reasonable activities one might have in mind. Greek is NOT my thing, but she does offer it for an upcharge.

Non-judgmental. Knows why you're both there and ready to make that a reality.

Very into intimacy and sex. Not a big kisser but makes up for that with an obvious enthusiasm for doing the deed. Is either very multi-orgasmic OR is a very good actress. .

Flexible, and fully able to put in the physical effort necessary to satisfy her client.

5) Services Rendered A.

Allowed activities: snuggling, mutual touching, full B2 B FBSM, BBBJ, CFS in all reasonably positions (she's very flexible). CIM available.

Reasonable level of mouth kissing (not personally into excessive DFK, but probably available).

6) Concluding remarks.

Overall Jessica is an excellent experience, and one solid uninhibited fuck session. Not the tightest vajayjay Mini-Girth has ever been in, but she makes up for that with excellent Kegel control. (Hint: trigger words are "squeeze my cock" while you're inside her).

Attractive girl, no indication of substance abuse ("The only thing I do is smoke pot", she says). Definitely worth some repeat visits.

7) Girth Johnson Scale Rating.

A very good rating at 18.5 points out of a possible 21.5.

(As a convenience to my math-challenged friends, that would be 8. 6/10 on the traditional simplex scale).

**HoneyBadger66** · 12-10-17 15:48

Had the Itzel experience last week. Hands down the best non-GFE time I've had in Anchorage. Great massage and adult fun from a beautiful and engaging women. I will definitely repeat.

**Usg000** · 12-10-17 03:43

Seen this girl a couple days ago, she advertise on CL. Little spinner type. Easy to talk too, nice and seems new at it. CBJ, CFS, FIV. She is real flexible.

**JP3380** · 12-10-17 03:40

http://anchorage.backpage.com/WomenS...4-7287/6235822

Name in the add I'd daisy but I though she had another name. Any info.

**Girth Johnson** · 12-09-17 22:01

Originally Posted by AKwankerman [View Original Post]

Young, sweet, kind and sexy as hell.

It's nice to be with a provider that is intelligent charming and has no substance issues.

This girl is a gem and is seriously becoming my all time fav.

Her rates are inline with the quality of the experience.

The pussy is great! Just great!

There is never any drama or danger when you see her.

And she is a pretty cool chick.

I would rate her a solid 10.

http://anchorage.backpage.com/WomenS...9-4389/6304302

Yeah, she's a sweet one. I have fond memories from her deep, dark basement incall of a while ago. Every time I went down (or UP) those stairs I imagined how bad it would be to lose your footing and ride gravity to the bottom. Still, it was well worth the risk.

Is she still outcall only, or has she finally found a new spot?

**Girth Johnson** · 12-09-17 21:57

Originally Posted by HoneyBadger66 [View Original Post]

She used to advertise almost daily. Girl with the "nicest DD's you've ever seen". Saw her several times at her place off Old Seward. Gave an amazing BBBJ. Anyone know where she disappeared to?

If you have the last phone number she advertised with, or even a previous one, just post it here (or PM me) and I'll track her down for you.

**Tom Anch** · 12-09-17 14:06

Just wondering if there are any providers who have credit card options? PM me if you can't reply.

**AKwankerman** · 12-09-17 04:45

Young, sweet, kind and sexy as hell.

It's nice to be with a provider that is intelligent charming and has no substance issues.

This girl is a gem and is seriously becoming my all time fav.

Her rates are inline with the quality of the experience.

The pussy is great! Just great!

There is never any drama or danger when you see her.

And she is a pretty cool chick.

I would rate her a solid 10.

http://anchorage.backpage.com/WomenS...9-4389/6304302

**HoneyBadger66** · 12-08-17 20:31

She used to advertise almost daily. Girl with the "nicest DD's you've ever seen". Saw her several times at her place off Old Seward. Gave an amazing BBBJ. Anyone know where she disappeared to?

**Dvent907** · 12-07-17 00:24

Feeling a little kinky? Want to let off some steam? Or escape into an impossible fantasy? Nominees in this category are sure to tickle your fancy.

How might one find Mysteri? I don't believe I've seen her on backpage.

**SnowMan57** · 12-06-17 03:32

Feeling a little kinky? Want to let off some steam? Or escape into an impossible fantasy? Nominees in this category are sure to tickle your fancy.

*Please note that Winter Williams has been a very naughty girl, doing several cash and dashes and stealing a client's cell phone. And Wendi Snow is perhaps a 'borderline personality' and has also done cash and dashes.

BlueEyedBeauty (Jessie).

Mysteri.

Fae.

Winter Williams.

Wendi Snow (aka Tastee Taci, et al).

**Fury907** · 12-06-17 02:02

Can we have a worst provider of the month or at least quarter?

And can we have a couple runner up awards as well?

Originally Posted by SnowMan57 [View Original Post]

I think that pretty much wraps it up; Aurora aka Chloe wins the award for Worst provider of 2017. It was a close race between Aurora and Kelsey but Aurora's platinum pussy syndrome sealed the deal for her.

Gents, feel free to congratulate her with a brief text message informing her of this honor.

**Fury907** · 12-06-17 01:55

She last went by Lilly and before that Ella. I concur she has bruises and sores all over her. And very spacey about setting up appointments.

Originally Posted by Usg000 [View Original Post]

http://anchorage.backpage.com/WomenS...5-6578/5291788

She's a user, bruises all over her, not at all healthy. Her pics on her add was probably her before using. Would not repeat.