Strip Club Reports

[Checkers123]

I will give it to you, if you tell me that you went back to that same club another day with no issues.

I did but it was on a different shift (days) about 3 months later, then again on nights about a year latter. I didn't recognize anyone.

With so few clubs around, is it worth getting banned from one club for one bad experience or $?

That would be up to the individual, I say yes but others will say no. Another thing to remember is staff comes and goes all the time at these clubs. The managers and bouncers that work there today most likely won't work there in six months to a year. And do you really think they care a year latter that you didn't pay a stripper that tried to rip you off? Maybe, maybe not? What's the worst they can do, tell you to leave? I'll go somewhere else and spend my money.

[Shrekr]

This is what happened to me. A stripper started playing her games about 3 songs in so I walked out on the 4th song. The stripper tells the bouncer I didn't pay her, the bouncer said I owed her $100, I told the bouncer I paid her, the manager comes over and asks what's going on, then tells me I owe her $100 or they will call the cops, I tell him to call the cops (he didn't). The bouncers (two of them) are stopping me from leaving and telling me I owe her $100 (in a very aggressive way), I said I paid her already and if they don't let me leave I will call the cops and press charges against them. This went on for about 5 minutes until I pulled out my phone and called 911 and told 911 that I was being held against my will at club X. They then told me I was banned from the club and to never come back. I left without paying her a dime.

Now my car was parked on the street but even if it was valet parked I would still call the cops and told them I'm being held against my will and they are trying to steal my car. The bar will try and get you to pay, but at the end of the day they are not going to get in any legal trouble over a stripper that won't even be working there in 6 months because she OD or is in jail.

I will give it to you, if you tell me that you went back to that same club another day with no issues.

With so few clubs around, is it worth getting banned from one club for one bad experience or $?

[Checkers123]

Has anyone ever just tried not paying when this happens? When the deal is broken. I understand the bouncer is going to say you owe per song. But what if we just say no. Where does it go from there?

This is what happened to me. A stripper started playing her games about 3 songs in so I walked out on the 4th song. The stripper tells the bouncer I didn't pay her, the bouncer said I owed her $100, I told the bouncer I paid her, the manager comes over and asks what's going on, then tells me I owe her $100 or they will call the cops, I tell him to call the cops (he didn't). The bouncers (two of them) are stopping me from leaving and telling me I owe her $100 (in a very aggressive way), I said I paid her already and if they don't let me leave I will call the cops and press charges against them. This went on for about 5 minutes until I pulled out my phone and called 911 and told 911 that I was being held against my will at club X. They then told me I was banned from the club and to never come back. I left without paying her a dime.

Now my car was parked on the street but even if it was valet parked I would still call the cops and told them I'm being held against my will and they are trying to steal my car. The bar will try and get you to pay, but at the end of the day they are not going to get in any legal trouble over a stripper that won't even be working there in 6 months because she OD or is in jail.

[Checkers123]

Don't try this at a club with valet parking. You won't get your car until you pay.

This is true, they will hold your keys until you pay.

No valet? Be ready to have your ass beaten. If she was in the VIP with you for 4 songs, you owe her for 4 songs. No one besides you is going to admit to any other agreement.

Not true, this is Metro Detroit not Tijuana Mexico. Sure they may act like they are going to kick your ass but it won't happen unless you throw the first punch. If you are back there for 4 songs they will say you owe her for 4 songs. Again it's your word against hers, she says you didn't pay, I say I paid.

[Checkers123]

When someone plays that game with them they have been known to call the COPS. Once it gets to that point you have two options. Option one you pay Option 2 you get handcuffed and carted away to get booked.

Not true, the bar isn't going to call the cops and say "this guy didn't pay for a sex act in the VIP" No SC wants LE at their club, it's bad for business. It's also your word against theirs, they say you didn't pay, I say I paid.

[MotorMonger]

1. Managed to hit Crickets at 10-ish; still a good crowd and a fair number of dancers. However, girls weren't hungry, more interested in "making it rain" and there was plenty of that action. Several times there were hundreds of singles covering the stage and spilling everywhere on the floor. Dancers waling around with big plastic bags filled with singles instead of their traditional little clutch bags. A sight to be seen. I made a rookie mistake (unforgivable for this veteran monger) to go back with a cute AA spinner named Storm, only to find out she had been doing this for a month. And people have told her that she gave bad dances. Wonderful. They weren't bad, but no extra opportunities.

2. Went total GPS and headed to FC: after 45 minutes, got a visit with a fair skinned dancer with a spinner body, a mane of dark hair, and very large bolt ons. (didn't hear her name; heavy accent. Maybe French; not sure). Did head upstairs and she know how to use those bolt-ons in conjunction with great BBBJ technique. Started to CIM then she pulled off and it was like the 4th of July and my junk looked like a Roman candle, blasting explosions upward everywhere. And she was a great sport despite hair and face blast. Money well spent, that's one for the memory books!

What was the dmg on the BJ? I drove past FC last night and it was packed with cars! You must really be in the mood, I imagine the competition must be fierce!

[Drew93]

Has anyone ever just tried not paying when this happens? When the deal is broken. I understand the bouncer is going to say you owe per song. But what if we just say no. Where does it go from there?

When someone plays that game with them they have been known to call the COPS. Once it gets to that point you have two options. Option one you pay Option 2 you get handcuffed and carted away to get booked.

[Lamarr]

1. Managed to hit Crickets at 10-ish; still a good crowd and a fair number of dancers. However, girls weren't hungry, more interested in "making it rain" and there was plenty of that action. Several times there were hundreds of singles covering the stage and spilling everywhere on the floor. Dancers waling around with big plastic bags filled with singles instead of their traditional little clutch bags. A sight to be seen. I made a rookie mistake (unforgivable for this veteran monger) to go back with a cute AA spinner named Storm, only to find out she had been doing this for a month. And people have told her that she gave bad dances. Wonderful. They weren't bad, but no extra opportunities.

2. Went total GPS and headed to FC: after 45 minutes, got a visit with a fair skinned dancer with a spinner body, a mane of dark hair, and very large bolt ons. (didn't hear her name; heavy accent. Maybe French; not sure). Did head upstairs and she know how to use those bolt-ons in conjunction with great BBBJ technique. Started to CIM then she pulled off and it was like the 4th of July and my junk looked like a Roman candle, blasting explosions upward everywhere. And she was a great sport despite hair and face blast. Money well spent, that's one for the memory books!

[Argongas]

Looking for dancers with either big nipples, or big areola. Or both. Prefer natural breasts but beggars can't be choosers. Any recommendations?

[Pussylicker2]

Has anyone ever just tried not paying when this happens? When the deal is broken. I understand the bouncer is going to say you owe per song. But what if we just say no. Where does it go from there?

All you need to do is say "I'm not paying, I'm leaving, unless you want to call the cops". They DO NOT want to call the cops, they may imply that you must pay but you don't. They may say that you can't come back, but of course you can. If you were foolish enough to give them your car keys they may keep them, which is why I never valet park.

[Eaton Beaver]

Has anyone ever just tried not paying when this happens? When the deal is broken. I understand the bouncer is going to say you owe per song. But what if we just say no. Where does it go from there?

Don't try this at a club with valet parking. You won't get your car until you pay. No valet? Be ready to have your ass beaten. If she was in the VIP with you for 4 songs, you owe her for 4 songs. No one besides you is going to admit to any other agreement.

[TooBuku]

I had a challenge with Athena also. Negotiated for no song count in the main room and after 4 songs in the VIP she said time was up unless I wanted to pay more. She was accurate it was 4 songs, so I paid her and that was the end of the session, but I was disappointed I didn't get do enjoy all the activities that had been negotiated.

MM.

Has anyone ever just tried not paying when this happens? When the deal is broken. I understand the bouncer is going to say you owe per song. But what if we just say no. Where does it go from there?

[TokyoJump1]

I ended up going to Legends on Saturday. One of my favorite dancers who hasn't been there in a couple of years made a comeback on Saturday. Carmen from Legends is back. She's one of my favorite ladies and she used to dance at BTs back in the day.

Also, has anybody been to that after hours strip club on Woodward and 6 mile? When Legends closed up at 11 pm, a really really really hot lady (she was hotter than any of the ladies there) kept on telling me to "meet me at after hours at the strip club at 6 mile and Woodward". She even gave me the address. I did drive by there and the valet person told me they close at 6 am. What are your thoughts on this? Has anybody been there before? I didn't end up going in, because I was tired and I wanted to head home.

[Marelobo Mex]

Answers to each numbered question.

3. Don't hand her the money. Worst thing is you drop your pants and she grabs her purse and scurries out. I read a recent review of Athena at bt's who did this.

I had a challenge with Athena also. Negotiated for no song count in the main room and after 4 songs in the VIP she said time was up unless I wanted to pay more. She was accurate it was 4 songs, so I paid her and that was the end of the session, but I was disappointed I didn't get do enjoy all the activities that had been negotiated.

MM.

[Lamarr]

11 PM but some just stop serving alcohol at that time and stay open longer.

Going to try one tonite; won't be able to arrive until 10. I know FC stays open later, but does anyone know if that is true for Cricket or Bogie's?