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[QUOTE=TheNorthernMan;5339327]Alright. This Asian women thing is getting pretty fucking ridiculous right now, you do realize Asian women aren't all stereotypes right? Jesus, you watch memories of a geisha everyday?

Yeah go ahead, go to Thailand or Vietnam if you hate this country so much. I'm an Asian American and I'm damn proud of this country. So go to a fucking shit hole Asian country, talk is cheap. Shit, I could probably hook you up with family friends over there. But I can guarantee you that submissive bullshit dries out when your money dries out.[/QUOTE]I do like that film come to think about it. Yes, I'm headed to SE Asia soon as possible. I'd take you up on your offer if you got connections over there! Hell, I'd consider being adopted by an Asian family if need be. As Mass said, I should have no prob finding a special Asian lady over there. I'm not a bad looking guy, in shape, have good job, and not too old as of yet. But as my friend from the Philippines informs me. She sees western white men in their 50's and 60's with hot 19 and 20 year old all the time over there. It's very normal and accepted. So if they can do it I surely I can too! My own family doesn't seem to like me much so. A new start would be great!

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5341288]I do like that film come to think about it. Yes, I'm headed to SE Asia soon as possible. I'd take you up on your offer if you got connections over there! Hell, I'd consider being adopted by an Asian family if need be. As Mass said, I should have no prob finding a special Asian lady over there. I'm not a bad looking guy, in shape, have good job, and not too old as of yet. But as my friend from the Philippines informs me. She sees western white men in their 50's and 60's with hot 19 and 20 year old all the time over there. It's very normal and accepted. So if they can do it I surely I can too! My own family doesn't seem to like me much so. A new start would be great![/QUOTE]ILAB is not alone in his thoughts where this country is going. Hell, you ask any straight conservative male, he would tell you the same thing. I'm going to presume most of the guys on here are older liberal white guys who are pretty well off financially and love to pay for service by Asian women. No body on these forums moral compass is ethically better than anyone else's so cut the self righteous bullshit.

[QUOTE=TheFarEast5;5341139]In fairness, some of your leads have turned out to be bogus. Some have been solid. I'm inclined to believe you got BJ at the oasis, but who knows if that's even true. Plus some of the ampz you listed for sex I couldn't even land HJ.[/QUOTE]That's why he is Mr Penthouse Forum, more fantasy than reality.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5341413]ILAB is not alone in his thoughts where this country is going. Hell, you ask any straight conservative male, he would tell you the same thing. I'm going to presume most of the guys on here are older liberal white guys who are pretty well off financially and love to pay for service by Asian women. No body on these forums moral compass is ethically better than anyone else's so cut the self righteous bullshit.[/QUOTE]Mass, it's quite refreshing to have another voice of reason on this board! Someone who isn't afraid to tell it (or write it) like it is! Quite nice in fact. I know I'm not alone. As you know, I love Asian pussy and eating hot Asian pussy is something that I live for! I feel it just tastes even better than white, Latina, Indian, or black pussy. I've tasted them all. Nothing compares to DATY with a hot young 20's Asian babe!!

Anyhow, I'm sick of walking on egg shells being a straight white male in America! Sick of having no culture as a white guy. Sick of feeling lonely and isolated and bored as fuck in this structured, rigged, and monotonous western culture! Sick of not even being able to approach hot chicks (especially white) without feeling like a rapist. That's how fucked up the west had become. Alas, but in places like SE Asia you can approach hot ladies almost anytime you want. They won't make you feel like a rapist, creep, or that you're harassing them either! How fucking refreshing that will be! And oh, in Thailand I've been told hot chicks will even approach and start flirting with men!! I more than welcome the change from the shit us straight white men have to deal with in America!

[QUOTE=OnlyMe1234;5341523]That's why he is Mr Penthouse Forum, more fantasy than reality.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the complement. This Larry Flint has made a lot of men's fantasies come true. I have dozens of guys pm me thanking me for tips, following up on on how it went, how I bring life to this board, and advice. Matter of fact, you are one of them.

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5341615]Mass, it's quite refreshing to have another voice of reason on this board! Someone who isn't afraid to tell it (or write it) like it is! Quite nice in fact. I know I'm not alone. As you know, I love Asian pussy and eating hot Asian pussy is something that I live for! I feel it just tastes even better than white, Latina, Indian, or black pussy. I've tasted them all. Nothing compares to DATY with a hot young 20's Asian babe!!

Anyhow, I'm sick of walking on egg shells being a straight white male in America! Sick of having no culture as a white guy. Sick of feeling lonely and isolated and bored as fuck in this structured, rigged, and monotonous western culture! Sick of not even being able to approach hot chicks (especially white) without feeling like a rapist. That's how fucked up the west had become. Alas, but in places like SE Asia you can approach hot ladies almost anytime you want. They won't make you feel like a rapist, creep, or that you're harassing them either! How fucking refreshing that will be! And oh, in Thailand I've been told hot chicks will even approach and start flirting with men!! I more than welcome the change from the shit us straight white men have to deal with in America![/QUOTE]There is a lot of guys on here who would disagree with how you feel about women but at the end of the day you have to do what makes you happy. You'd be surprised how many messages I get from guys thanking me. I get just as many messages from guys asking for advice with their girlfriends and wives LOL. But with all the love comes the haters we've seen our share of on here.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5341630]Thanks for the complement. This Larry Flint has made a lot of men's fantasies come true. I have dozens of guys pm me thanking me for tips, following up on on how it went, how I bring life to this board, and advice. Matter of fact, you are one of them.[/QUOTE]You could also just be some old Chinese mamasam with all this inside knowledge posing as some young white dude who appears to be addicted to boring Minnesota ampz & giving out advice to old and impotent viagra induced mongers who are unhappy with their unattractive gfz and wives?

[QUOTE=TheFarEast5;5341853]You could also just be some old Chinese mamasam with all this inside knowledge posing as some young white dude who appears to be addicted to boring Minnesota ampz & giving out advice to old and impotent viagra induced mongers who are unhappy with their unattractive gfz and wives?[/QUOTE]You can never be to skeptical on these forums. I think majority of mongers on here would agree that I'm legit. However, You bring up a good point about whom you are getting information from and whether source can be trusted. Chinese mamasam with inside knowledge of all AMP's would be far fetched. I don't see them risking their livelihood posting where to get extras. There was a fishy tip I received from someone a while back. Turns out that place was being monitored by LE. Arrests were made and fournatately the John was asked questions then released on the spot. Truthfully, I'd feel safer taking advice from myself or ILAG because we are active on these forums, and importantly have never been called out.

Had some free time this weekend and went to Zen. Started out great, and I was even convinced to get the 4 hand massage. It was nice, with lots of light touching. But in the end it was just DIY.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5341634]There is a lot of guys on here who would disagree with how you feel about women but at the end of the day you have to do what makes you happy. You'd be surprised how many messages I get from guys thanking me. I get just as many messages from guys asking for advice with their girlfriends and wives LOL. But with all the love comes the haters we've seen our share of on here.[/QUOTE]Yeah, but I want to be clear here: it's not women in general I have problems with. I'm not some full blown misogynistic man here. It's American and western women that I, in general, do not care for. I have zero problems with traditional, normal, feminine, and non western women, especially those that have not been tainted by feminism in the west. To those non western, non feminist women I have the utmost respect for. I don't much respect all of these ugly, fat, independent, and plain janes with bad attitudes in America and the west. They are a complete waste of a man's time. I laugh at American men who slave away at work just to support their ugly or plain Jane gf or wife when they could probably land some super hot Asian in SE Asia if they wanted to. Hahaha!

But a while ago, there was a young pretty lady I really like. A cute China doll. The more time I spent with her, the more I realized that, attitude wise, she was just as bad if not worse than the white feminists of my own race which I despise. Perhaps it was a blessing in disguise that she didn't like me. She could be a flat out * One time I walked out of that AMP thinking okay, yeah I'd like to fuck her, but I'd feel bad for her husband or bf!

[QUOTE=Vio109;5342234]Had some free time this weekend and went to Zen. Started out great, and I was even convinced to get the 4 hand massage. It was nice, with lots of light touching. But in the end it was just DIY.[/QUOTE]Glad I could help you out!

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5342453]Yeah, but I want to be clear here: it's not women in general I have problems with. I'm not some full blown misogynistic man here. It's American and western women that I, in general, do not care for. I have zero problems with traditional, normal, feminine, and non western women, especially those that have not been tainted by feminism in the west. To those non western, non feminist women I have the utmost respect for. I don't much respect all of these ugly, fat, independent, and plain janes with bad attitudes in America and the west. They are a complete waste of a man's time. I laugh at American men who slave away at work just to support their ugly or plain Jane gf or wife when they could probably land some super hot Asian in SE Asia if they wanted to. Hahaha!

But a while ago, there was a young pretty lady I really like. A cute China doll. The more time I spent with her, the more I realized that, attitude wise, she was just as bad if not worse than the white feminists of my own race which I despise. Perhaps it was a blessing in disguise that she didn't like me. She could be a flat out * One time I walked out of that AMP thinking okay, yeah I'd like to fuck her, but I'd feel bad for her husband or bf![/QUOTE]Free country bruh, you don't have to explain yourself to me or anyone else. Just don't become one of those bitter old men who hate the world and women.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5342494]Glad I could help you out![/QUOTE]DIYs are a complete waste of time and money. They are so common in Minnesota tho. I can see doing it the 1st few visits so they get acquainted and know you're there for more than a massage but otherwise I'd pass if that's all they keep offering. Same experience here at Oasis, Comfort, and Amazing in SLP.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5342494]Glad I could help you out![/QUOTE]To be honest Mass. Was hoping for a little more. I keep watching this board, and maybe try somewhere else from your list.

[QUOTE=TheFarEast5;5342564]DIYs are a complete waste of time and money. They are so common in Minnesota tho. I can see doing it the 1st few visits so they get acquainted and know you're there for more than a massage but otherwise I'd pass if that's all they keep offering. Same experience here at Oasis, Comfort, and Amazing in SLP.[/QUOTE]DIY is all you can get in Rochester too, and I just stopped trying. Went to one place like 4 times, total BS.