Massage Parlor Reports

**MassErrection** · 12-01-23 15:43

Was at the mall of America doing some shopping when I decided my ache body needed some TLC. I headed over to pearl when I was pleasantly surprised to see new ownership. A pretty young girl who I didn't ask her name welcomed me inside and I delightedly told my clothes off and laid down. Simply amazing I'll leave it at that.

**LastsLonger** · 11-30-23 11:17

Originally Posted by SalesJoe8821 [View Original Post]

So I did go see Diane. When I arrived she wanted to leave the room right after I got there. After we finished she wanted me to wait in the table while she went out of the room before I got up and changed. Is this normal for her? I've never been told to wait on the table while she leaves before getting changed. She told me that it makes it look more "professional".

That's her norm in a professional setting, no different than a massage envy would have you do? Have you not has a professional massage?

**OnlyMe1234** · 11-29-23 21:49

Originally Posted by SalesJoe8821 [View Original Post]

So I did go see Diane. When I arrived she wanted to leave the room right after I got there. After we finished she wanted me to wait in the table while she went out of the room before I got up and changed. Is this normal for her? I've never been told to wait on the table while she leaves before getting changed. She told me that it makes it look more "professional".

I have never seen Diane but I have had something similar happen. The one that came to mind first was a lady that was renting a room inside a business located in a strip mall. She was towards the back so I walked past the other rooms that were being rented. A couple of them were hair stylists and one had a lady doing nails and I think there was another massage place. It already is a little suspicious that most of her clients are men but if a guy goes in and she stays in there the whole time its even more suspicious. I have had the same thing happen several times when visiting independent legit massage therapist who operate out of one room studios so Diane is trying to act like the legit ones do. I'm assuming she is in a one room studio where others can see. If no one can see whether or not she is in the room with you, that would be odd.

On a side note, I have seen ads for Diane with a different name advertising legit massages so I think she might do both legit and sensual depending on which name ask for.

**SalesJoe8821** · 11-29-23 15:32

Originally Posted by ViagraN [View Original Post]

I remember her as being mechanical also. Good fake rack however.

I saw her back in the days when she had a commercial l space in an apartment complex. Think it was aimed at beauticians. She had to leave when a TV channel did a hit job on sensual massage and she was "featured". For a while she was Klarna or something like that before she went back to Diane.

So I did go see Diane. When I arrived she wanted to leave the room right after I got there. After we finished she wanted me to wait in the table while she went out of the room before I got up and changed. Is this normal for her? I've never been told to wait on the table while she leaves before getting changed. She told me that it makes it look more "professional".

**JoeMaleMpls** · 11-28-23 09:28

Not a parlour but hoping to get some info on any of the following providers.

Snow.

http://www.minnesotaerotica.com/clas...ivethefantasy/

Kara.

http://www.minnesotaerotica.com/clas...nsual-massage/

Blair.

http://www.minnesotaerotica.com/clas...ss-with-blair/

PM if you don't want to post in the thread. How was the massage? (Therapeutic, Deep Tissue, Teasing) What type of screening do they need? (How much personal information) Overall attitude (did she seem to enjoy it), Location (is it in a good neighborhood) and would you repeat?

Looking for a great massage with teasing and a HJ finish. If you have additional suggestions I'll take those too.

Cheers!

**Dream44** · 11-23-23 12:37

Stopped by to see if there was any change in the ladies. Found out Pearl is gone which is a shame because if you needed a quick HJ in Bloomington, this place was okay. New place is called Healing Art. I asked if anyone from Pearl is still there and they said No. Looks legit. Didn't have the time to TOFTT. I did ask if they gave sexy massage and I got a quick response that they want no trouble.

https://healingartmassage.net/

**LikeThat888** · 11-15-23 17:01

Originally Posted by AnythingCool [View Original Post]

I was there about a year ago (Feb, 2022). There was no man at the desk, just the two girls working. It was a basic L1 session.

Would I return? Maybe, but I am not in that area of the cities very often and have not felt like making a special trip just for this AMP.

Was at the place in CH few doors from Taco spot in August / September and had few nice L1 sessions with Amy. Very cute and generally younger girls there, but none particularly good with English. But Amy was good, and translation app helped. Her hands were great, and was able to fully enjoy her above the waist. She's been gone about a month. Recently with CoCo, who although not as cute, has a great two handed form. Bu more English challenged and she doesn't like being touched much, which is turn-off for me. So overall, probably not heading back there for awhile. Wish these places didn't have so much turnover, because really liked Amy.

**ViagraN** · 11-15-23 16:35

Originally Posted by Box999 [View Original Post]

I am passing through and looking for a decent massage and a good L1. Looking at these posts, I can't find anything in the metro area.

Any advice on where I should go?

Not to be overly curt, but this is the primary discussion on this subforum. Just read the most current few pages and you will find answers (of a sort). Short answer: MN is a bad place for brick and mortar erotic massage. Some places mentioned here in Bloomington, etc.

Generally its a wasteland.

**LastsLonger** · 11-15-23 16:25

Originally Posted by ViagraN [View Original Post]

Typically OK with no draping. Might have you draped for a bit before it somehow goes away. Might "accidentally" brush the equipment. But no DIY or Level 1.

Decent massage actually. Safe location in Edina.

Used to work with / for Olga & Angela.

Thanks! No touching either I assume. Sad.

**Box999** · 11-15-23 15:02

I am passing through and looking for a decent massage and a good L1. Looking at these posts, I can't find anything in the metro area.

Any advice on where I should go?

**ViagraN** · 11-14-23 18:23

Originally Posted by LastsLonger [View Original Post]

Add the. Com to the above. But curious if anyone has seen Bella? Looks interesting!

Typically OK with no draping. Might have you draped for a bit before it somehow goes away. Might "accidentally" brush the equipment. But no DIY or Level 1.

Decent massage actually. Safe location in Edina.

Used to work with / for Olga & Angela.

**LastsLonger** · 11-13-23 10:56

Add the. Com to the above. But curious if anyone has seen Bella? Looks interesting!

**ChrisNoit2** · 11-10-23 14:27

Originally Posted by JoeMaleMpls [View Original Post]

Yeah I have been to all the Burnsville / Eagan / EP spots. We have some huge dead spots in the metro I was hoping to find something. Seems South Mpls / Richfield / Bloomington / Mendota / IGH / SSP are all without any spots. Was hoping to find something new.

Good luck with that. Problem is that when word gets out of a "good spot" everyone flocks there and they stop their services. This is all due to the lack of services around here.

**JoeMaleMpls** · 11-09-23 13:47

Originally Posted by Grover95 [View Original Post]

There used to be a couple good places over in the IGH area a few years back. One place over by a liquor store on Concord /52 was busted or shut down a few years back. Recently I tried the one by Blaine /5Xth a couple times, but they were strictly legit.

Burnsville is probably your best bet in the area.

Yeah I have been to all the Burnsville / Eagan / EP spots. We have some huge dead spots in the metro I was hoping to find something. Seems South Mpls / Richfield / Bloomington / Mendota / IGH / SSP are all without any spots. Was hoping to find something new.

**Deutsche205** · 11-09-23 13:40

Originally Posted by ChrisNoit2 [View Original Post]

I would stay far away from royal massage. $86.71 after tax and straight legit. I live in the southwest metro and can honestly tell you there is NOTHING here. Nothing.

Thanks for the heads-up. I didn't see anything online that made a place look promising either.

I may try one out and risk TOFTT.