Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=GTSea;5319064]Decided to take a chance on Kimber since she was the only one responding at the time I was looking. Bigger than her pictures (aren't they all), chatty and the $90/ hr is just a tease. The menu is wide open but double the $90 to start. I negotiated a price / service combination I could live with and pressed on. Incall is a private home and the the accommodations are sparse. Cramped is really a better word. She has strong hands though and I thought the massage, through brief, was pleasant enough. She paid attention to the boys and gave a sample of what extra money buys you. Standard HE finish and she likes it on her chest.

Here's a recent link.

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I don't think I'd repeat, but she's a personality and I enjoyed meeting her.[/QUOTE]I thought she might be a tranny from the pictures. Not that there's anything wrong with that if that's your thing.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5317741]Glad to hear you finally checked it out and scored. You're a couple months late as the younger girl moved back to NYC. Next place for you to try is health massage, roughly 10 minutes west off of 694 and Lexington. You can get a he there. Zen massage few minutes south on Lexington also does he. Ask for Julie.[/QUOTE]Thanks for that info! The prior owner of Zen Massage (formerly Dream Massage) also owned an AMP in Little Canada, which closed several years ago. Fun times at the Little Canada location circa 2012-2015. My go to place at the time. Did you ever go to the place in Little Canada?

[QUOTE=Rambo21;5319916]Thanks for that info! The prior owner of Zen Massage (formerly Dream Massage) also owned an AMP in Little Canada, which closed several years ago. Fun times at the Little Canada location circa 2012-2015. My go to place at the time. Did you ever go to the place in Little Canada?[/QUOTE]I was in middle school high school during those years.

Forgot to mention Natural Healing spa few miles from newborn massage. Located off of highway 61 and county road D. They do he as well.

[QUOTE=CamperBob;5319524]I thought she might be a tranny from the pictures. Not that there's anything wrong with that if that's your thing.[/QUOTE]You just described what 80% of American women look like. Ugly, fat, tranny pigs and cows!

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5320173]I was in middle school high school during those years.

Forgot to mention Natural Healing spa few miles from newborn massage. Located off of highway 61 and county road D. They do he as well.[/QUOTE]Thanks! I used to live on the east side, now on the west side of the Cities.

Here are open AMP's off the top of my head where you mongers can have success: I'll add more as I remember.

Amazing spa (he).

Reborn massage (he, BJ).

Health massage (he).

Natural healing spa (he).

Dream Asian massage (he) (sex).

Hudson massage (he, BJ).

Health massage (he, BJ, sex).

Best time (he).

Oasis (he, BJ).

Eden day (he).

Blue lake (he).

King spa massage (he).

Diamond massage (diy).

Xin yuan (he).

Knead a massage (he).

New day massage (he).

Oceandream (he).

Pearl (he).

Honk Kong (he).

Chan (he).

Dynasty (he).

Ocean massage (he).

Sunny massage (He).

Lucky Asian (he, BJ, sex).

Asian health massage (sex).

Harmony (he).

Therapeutic oriental (he, date).

Honorable mentions now closed.

Wellness (he, BJ, sex, 69).

Fantastic (he, sex.

Herb spa (sex, daty, BJ, he).

Serenity holistic massage (sex, he).

Spanut (everything).

Countless others.

Thanks for that informative list Mass! Much appreciated. Hey has anyone ever been kicked out of an AMP or essentially banned? How does a monger rectify such bad behavior if he feels pretty bad about it?? But if an AMP gives such bad service I don't think he should go back anyhow. It's probably best that the monger doesn't go back to that AMP for a "long time" I would assume.

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5321948]Thanks for that informative list Mass! Much appreciated. Hey has anyone ever been kicked out of an AMP or essentially banned? How does a monger rectify such bad behavior if he feels pretty bad about it?? But if an AMP gives such bad service I don't think he should go back anyhow. It's probably best that the monger doesn't go back to that AMP for a "long time" I would assume.[/QUOTE]OK. So ILuvAsianBabes as far as banned from an AMP. At the very least stay away for a few years.

In the mean time there has to be an awesome story as far as what happened to get you banned at an AMP. Please by all mean fill us in on the details! Or at least partial details.

Stay Safe Always!

Which one would you say has the best looking therapist?

[QUOTE=Midwest1010;5322584]OK. So ILuvAsianBabes as far as banned from an AMP. At the very least stay away for a few years.

In the mean time there has to be an awesome story as far as what happened to get you banned at an AMP. Please by all mean fill us in on the details! Or at least partial details.

Stay Safe Always![/QUOTE]Alright well the lady said to never come back. This particular monger (a good friend) is definitely NOT going back to a particular AMP in the twins cities area for many many months. That's for damn sure.

But anyway he started going to this AMP years ago after a very traumatic accident. Lost his best friend. Was in a coma for a week. The only refuge and solitude he found was, in all places, AMPs at least for the time being. This guy was dealing with some very bad psychological stuff from his accident. PTSD, depression, paranoia, anxiety, memory loss you name it. Well a year into frequenting the said AMP he started to like a worker there. Just something about her he liked. Tried so hard to date her but failed. The connection just wasn't there. She didn't feel the same way. Later learned she had next to no teeth. English language barrier in full force. Probably too young and could be a nasty woman at times. Of all women to begin to like? Go figure!! Kind of still broke his heart since she didn't reciprocate. Left him feeling more lonely isolated and full of hate and anger.

Well, finally it boiled over the last few times he visited the AMP. This monger paid a lot of money and got next to nothing in service. Taken advantage of. Played. Lied to. His anger boiled over and stuff came out of his mouth that cannot be repeated even on this board. End result. Told never to come back. This monger is heartbroken. Dejected. At a loss but has to just move on as it wasn't meant to be.

If anyone has Jenny's cell, shoot it to me in a PM.

Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5323092]Alright well the lady said to never come back. This particular monger (a good friend) is definitely NOT going back to a particular AMP in the twins cities area for many many months. That's for damn sure.

But anyway he started going to this AMP years ago after a very traumatic accident. Lost his best friend. Was in a coma for a week. The only refuge and solitude he found was, in all places, AMPs at least for the time being. This guy was dealing with some very bad psychological stuff from his accident. PTSD, depression, paranoia, anxiety, memory loss you name it. Well a year into frequenting the said AMP he started to like a worker there. Just something about her he liked. Tried so hard to date her but failed. The connection just wasn't there. She didn't feel the same way. Later learned she had next to no teeth. English language barrier in full force. Probably too young and could be a nasty woman at times. Of all women to begin to like? Go figure!! Kind of still broke his heart since she didn't reciprocate. Left him feeling more lonely isolated and full of hate and anger.

Well, finally it boiled over the last few times he visited the AMP. This monger paid a lot of money and got next to nothing in service. Taken advantage of. Played. Lied to. His anger boiled over and stuff came out of his mouth that cannot be repeated even on this board. End result. Told never to come back. This monger is heartbroken. Dejected. At a loss but has to just move on as it wasn't meant to be.[/QUOTE]ILuvAsianBabes, Thanks for sharing. How unfortunate it fell apart at the AMP. Hopefully your friend can find that special someone soon.

I tend to get frustrated as well when you feel ripped off at the provider or the AMP. In reality it's part of playing the game we play. The good thing is that we do get play on and work for the diamond in the rough.

I just wish I had something to report, We are getting close to warmer weather the weather gals say.

[QUOTE=DuoRee1234;5322904]Which one would you say has the best looking therapist?[/QUOTE]Carry at Hudson massage and trio of young girls at Hudson health massage.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5321835]Here are open AMP's off the top of my head where you mongers can have success: I'll add more as I remember.

Amazing spa (he).

Reborn massage (he, BJ).

Health massage (he).

Natural healing spa (he)..[/QUOTE]Damn. I don't have that much luck!

[QUOTE=Ddys11;5324036]Damn. I don't have that much luck![/QUOTE]Same here. Although I got a high quality DIY in Plymouth the other week LOL. So exciting!!

My issue is I can't remember the last time I got sex or an HJ from a woman in my age group (30's). I'm even running into the same issue with escorts. Usually I'm banging early 20's chicks which is fine and all but I just would like women more around my age. I mean a hot woman that is. The last I recall was the old yo-yo at Hudson health. These chicks seem to not be pretty enough, too young or too old and I don't like it!! Anyone recommend some hot chicks in their early to late 30's for me?? Appreciated!