Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5166441]Sounds like an amazing time! Might just have to head over to Europe after I hit SE Asia. Speaking of which, it'd be nice to have a Euro AMP in Minnesota as they do in places such as California and Florida. I know Edina had one a while ago. They might have closed down or moved. But I also heard through the grapevine that Best Time in Eden Prairie might have some European and Latina ladies, along with Asians of course, that may offer L1 services. Haven't been there myself though.[/QUOTE]I remember seeing the one in Edina advertised, but I never did get a chance to check it out. I'll give Best Time a try. I really miss some of the other ones that used to be in and around EP.

Saw Betty Sue (and met Daisy) both on MinnErotica and RubReviews at a not bad studio north of Mounds View. Overpriced, not very attractive, good massage, good HJ. No repeat. Betty Sue is not 27.

With the options available on MNErotica, can anyone recommend someone on there that can give a good massage and is an expert with BBBJs? I have had good luck with CFS, but looking for other good options. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Deutsche205;5168571]With the options available on MNErotica, can anyone recommend someone on there that can give a good massage and is an expert with BBBJs? I have had good luck with CFS, but looking for other good options. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Nina, Courtney, Victoria, Jade. And others were all good for me, and I'm not easily satisfied by BJs of any description. Tandee and Taya too. And Nely And Porsche. Enjoyed them all. Best massage? Can't remember any of the massages Maybe Nely and Courtney.

[QUOTE=NsqaFolk;5167984]Saw Betty Sue (and met Daisy) both on MinnErotica and RubReviews at a not bad studio north of Mounds View. Overpriced, not very attractive, good massage, good HJ. No repeat. Betty Sue is not 27.[/QUOTE]I saw Daisy once too a while back. Bad location near a church of all places haha. Overweight and older provider. Not attractive or at least not to me or probably most men. I also was going to see Jayda since she has some hot pics; only to learn that, apparently, she is anything but the hot 20's Asian babe in her profile pic.

[QUOTE=NsqaFolk;5168931]Nina, Courtney, Victoria, Jade. And others were all good for me, and I'm not easily satisfied by BJs of any description. Tandee and Taya too. And Nely And Porsche. Enjoyed them all. Best massage? Can't remember any of the massages Maybe Nely and Courtney.[/QUOTE]I've been eyeing her and read some reviews. What would you rate?

So the other day was at one of my go to's in Burns. I got an older lady at least she was pretty. I voice my complaint about how shitty the service is at most MN AMPs. She tells me lots of guys come in and leave saying as much. But here's the real kicker: she tells me how she used to work at an AMP in Minneapolis in the 80's. How they had dozens and dozens of high quality AMPs in the Twin Cities area with lots of pretty younger women and most were FS spas! My jaw dropped! There you have it mongers most of us simply aren't living in the right decade or time in this mess of a country! Yet another reason to get out of america!! Depressed as fuck to hear her tell me that!!

I remember going to Deja Vu in the mid 90's and seeing the red neon Massage sign in the windows across the street late at night and wondering what went on there. Now I regret not checking it out. Probably a good thing as I barely had any money to begin with back then.

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5174633]So the other day was at one of my go to's in Burns. I got an older lady at least she was pretty. I voice my complaint about how shitty the service is at most MN AMPs. She tells me lots of guys come in and leave saying as much. But here's the real kicker: she tells me how she used to work at an AMP in Minneapolis in the 80's. How they had dozens and dozens of high quality AMPs in the Twin Cities area with lots of pretty younger women and most were FS spas! My jaw dropped! There you have it mongers most of us simply aren't living in the right decade or time in this mess of a country! Yet another reason to get out of america!! Depressed as fuck to hear her tell me that!![/QUOTE]

Hit my normal AMP in burnsville. Nothing new really, hand service but this time she did slip a finger in my ass! Didn't mind, she has tiny fingers. Looking for something more though and totally understand its likely going to need to be a private provider who will cost more and that's fine. Ideally, would be someone in the south metro. I like Asian obviously. Would also consider black or red head w freckles but must be skinny and petite. Any referrals greatly apprecuated!

[QUOTE=DDragon69;5175497]Hit my normal AMP in burnsville. Nothing new really, hand service but this time she did slip a finger in my ass! Didn't mind, she has tiny fingers. Looking for something more though and totally understand its likely going to need to be a private provider who will cost more and that's fine. Ideally, would be someone in the south metro. I like Asian obviously. Would also consider black or red head w freckles but must be skinny and petite. Any referrals greatly apprecuated![/QUOTE]Agree completely. Yet that is what is so sad. Many of us have to resort to independents or cross the border into Wisconsin to get high quality service. Don't expect it at most Minnesota AMPs. I know of only 2 or 3 spots in the greater Twin Cities metro area that offers above L1 services out of probably 40 or more AMPs. That's sad. I have an ATF who is hard pressed to even give me HJ most of the time! As a loyal patron she easily could have or should have offered me at least a BJ by now.

Prior to COVID there was an Asian group that worked out near that event center on University.

They went silent prior to COVID and then just before lock downs started I received a text with a new contact for them.

However they went silent shortly after that too. Just wondering if anyone may know if they are still around and or has contact info for them. The girls were usually near college age and hot. Any info would be greatly appreciated. Dm works too.

Anyone have any good latina massage leads they can recommend for above L1 services? This is what it's come to. So sick and tired paying $70 for shit service (next to nothing) in Minnesota from some old flat chested and flat assed Chinese hag!! I'm fed up with it. No more. Would greatly appreciate actually paying for good service once in a while at a massage parlor! Why is it that in most other states I get amazing service? Hell even in Montana they know how to do AMPs properly and the service is usually more than satisfactory. Oh, what a concept!!

Has anyone had any experience with a independent named Rebecca in Chaska? Specializes / advertised for independent massages. I'm trying to find more info. This is the first independent I've found in the south west metro.

I used to frequent Five Senses west of downtown. Always had a great time there. The showers were always fun and by the end of the session, all "stress" was out of me. Does anyone know if they opened up shop somewhere else? The menu was wide open.

I think it's safe to say that the utter lack of reviews on this board more than justifies most of my (and countless others) complaints about AMPs in Minnesota and their shitty services. I have also read many posts on Rub Maps which also speak to this issue. The problem I have come to learn is that the Chinese have a monopoly on AMPs in many states. Korean AMPs, Thai AMPs, and Viet AMPs are much more synonymous with good quality service and younger more attractive women. Five senses is just one example as that was a Korean AMP and not Chinese. Go figure. Chinese AMPs have become synonymous with horrible menu options, old, and ugly leftover Chinese hags. Especially in boring as fuck Minnesota.

I'd also like to know why Chinese can come to America and be American but if we go and want to live in China us white guys will always be only known as mere foreigners! Talk about a double standard which the Chinese have all but mastered the art of hypocrisy. I had a friend who visited China and experienced racism. China is very racist country with next to no diversity. They look down on anyone who isn't Chinese. Yet when they face racism in other western countries they act shocked. LOL give me a fucking break! No wonder there is so much hate today!