Massage Parlor Reports

I had an appt setup with Lucy. She quoted me 220. After I see Aris's post, I let Lucy know that I usually don't care extra donations if she offers extras. She quoted me 100 per upgrade. I kindly declined and canceled my Appt. I've seen some beautiful providers before and not for that rate.

Arisvangua: thanks for the heads up.

[QUOTE=Arisvangua;5069083]I went today, It was a slow day for them she said. Went to her apartment, parking was nice and easy.

And brother, you got to mention more, it's $$. 2 for a massage, another 150 for a blowjob, first time blowjob, second time $$$$$ for FS.

Tbh, I think that's too much for what I got.

Didn't ask how much 4 hands was, but I assume it's 1 k.

Got there, excused myself to the bathroom, came back and she's in her birthday suit, we went with a massage for a while than, on to the BBBJ, which was $.5, $ for CBJ, she doesn't do FS with first timer.

Look wise, she looked good, but for that price, not really, her body is similar to the picture, but smaller breast, thicker waist.
Could be because I see Asian women everyday.

The reason why I asked you if the pictures was her, was because I found matches that were linked to someone else in Japan, and another person.
I'm not surprised though, just wanted to make sure.

Her BBBJ was ok, lack of decent suction, and no tongue action, took quite a while to climax, halfway through, I had to change it up to stimulate me more, my hands needed to do something, so we 69, kept going, the pro though, is that I had some hair pulling action on her, probably could've DT too, but I didn't, so I assume she's down for anything maybe, but for $$$ it's kind of steep.

Might of been me personally though.
I think you were like most of us, our first time, we thought it was heaven, on cloud 9, lack of experience haha, once you see more women, you'll notice it wasn't really all that. It was decent, but not worth all that.

She offered a session with her sister next time, while my buddy who I mentioned to her, can have her, I'll give that a try, but I'm not sure about recommending my buddy yet. For MN, I like it, but for the $$$ it kind of hurts. Especially since it's technically $$$$$$$$ to get to FS.

Another pro, was that she drunk everything I pumped out, not a single drop leaked.

But, again, I keep stressing it, because for the $$$ I lost, I could've gotten more haha.

The last great pro I can mention, was that there was next to no screening, this is great for first timer.

Would I recommend her for our fellow brothers? Maybe, if you have spare money and time for multiple trips, for something you can get for giving less.
The 4 hands option is nice though, perhaps that if it's reasonable, I don't think I can find much out there willing to give threesome in MN, you'd have a higher chance going to a party. But with Covid, there's no parties.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DeepInGreek;5035118]Yes, go see Lucy. All communication was through email. She is a hot young Thai. Her massage skills are above average and her sister Luna is a hot little spinner too. I do not have any intel on Luna but if she offers the same great service as Lucy, I want to see her too. I will repeat ASAP.

Side note, I wonder if they are real sisters or just friends?

I also wonder if it would be awkward to go see Luna after I seen Lucy, since they work together out of the same place.[/QUOTE]Hey,

I had threesome with Lucy and Luna. I doubt they're sisters. Lmao.

Decided to roll the dice and try Honk Kong Spa in Plymouth. There was a younger decent looking girl named Emma upfront which was a breath of relief since I usually walk out if they're old or ugly. She asked if I wanted 30 or 60 minutes. I've learned that's usually code for he, and went for 30 minutes. I got undressed, laid naked on the table, she came inside and proceeded to light touch my body. As she neared my balls, I said, "that feels nice can you work that area more." She giggled and played with them until I came. I paid $80 for massage and tip. Hell of a deal. You guys check her out and let me know how it goes.

If you can't tell, I love finding diamonds in the rough and I enjoy the thrill of the hunt. Here's what is available on Craigslist Mpls beauty service:

**Any intel?**

Destiny: [URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-massages-with-destiny/7230857715.html[/URL].

120/ hr. Can text or schedule online. Could be legit or have extras but I'm kind of tired of $120 up front with no pics or website so recommend asking. At even a $50 upgrade, you're now at more established / hot bodyrub provider level.

Honey: [URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ram/bts/d/saint-paul-hot-oil-massage-by-honey/7230271023.html[/URL].

$40/$80 and reads like a bodyrub ad. Advertised a year ago but never replied to texts so skeptical about service / consistency.

Kristychat: [URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-student-massage/7230117613.html[/URL].

Very brief ad. Lists email and # but no details. I sent a nice text noting I found her CL ad asking for more details on style, location, and price and she only replied "You saw my CL ad?" Sigh.

Stillwater $55: [URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/stillwater-professional-massage-55-new/7217328436.html[/URL] She's been advertising for years. Recall seeing positive reviews hinting at a full menu but have never pulled the trigger.

**Worth a try**

Niece's touch: [URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-nieces-touch/7228102891.html[/URL] Was a pain to schedule the first time but the massage was great and she went through the HE with UTC allowed and a good finish. Was a little too distant / mechanical so I haven't repeated.

Maria: [URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/saint-paul-book-your-massages-for-the/7230026917.html[/URL].

Lists $120/180 for 60/90 min but came down to $100 and senShe's new at this. Scheduling was a little bit of hassle but she'll get better once she has a stable location to host. Has real potential. Looks latin / middle eastern. Cute, great skin, allowed complete access to chest / topless and knew how to follow through complete end, even asking for guidance. Has a roommate / bff who also does massages but couldn't get a good look (tall / big AA woman).

**Legit only**

[URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-mahalos-massage-open-later/7228043408.html[/URL] Mahalo has been around for years. Easy to schedule, flexible hours, great massage. Relaxed draping but won't go beyond that.

Tatiana [URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-massage-therapist/7226344560.html[/URL].

Can't even recall the massage but was legit. Doubt she can be turned.

**Not for me but...**
[URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-trained-and-experienced/7228619679.html[/URL] Eve has been around for 10+ years and has reviews on TER and other sites. Huge / saggy chests don't do much for me and she's expensive for what she offers. You'll have to jump through hoops the first time or two but some seem to love her. For the $, there are younger / better.

[URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-relaxing-massage/7225453310.html[/URL] Like Niece's touch but was if anything even more distant. Did allow some touch and delivered but was such a 'rubbed me the wrong way' through the finish, I haven't repeated.

Lena [URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-tuesday-lena-healing/7224656281.html[/URL] Attractive and fun, no draping, will tease and help DIY with liberal ball rubbing but won't help where it counts at the finish. Even allowed full UTC (basically crop top). More than fair for the price.

Massage with Nadia [URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/bts/d/burnsville-massage-with-nadia/7219770346.html[/URL].

On meds in a haze, off meds is wild in both good / bad ways. Almost anything is on the menu if you click but you have to put up with the crazy. Proceed with caution.

**Avoid at all costs**

[URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-great-non-sexual-massages/7230814112.html[/URL] has been around for a decade. Avoid. Used to advertise as much more sensual and would tease but the massages sucked and she would do crap like rub you absentmindedly with one hand while texting on the other. Just burn your $ instead.

Ashi. Advertises at $35 sometimes but place is a pit and she looks like the Crypt Keeper and that was 5 years ago. If your kink is to be tossed off by a zombie, go for it!

[QUOTE=WiseTraveler;5072218]If you can't tell, I love finding diamonds in the rough and I enjoy the thrill of the hunt. Here's what is available on Craigslist Mpls beauty service:

**Any intel?**

Destiny: [URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-massages-with-destiny/7230857715.html[/URL].

120/ hr. Can text or schedule online. Could be legit or have extras but I'm kind of tired of $120 up front with no pics or website so recommend asking. At even a $50 upgrade, you're now at more established / hot bodyrub provider level.

Honey: [URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ram/bts/d/saint-paul-hot-oil-massage-by-honey/7230271023.html[/URL].

$40/$80 and reads like a bodyrub ad. Advertised a year ago but never replied to texts so skeptical about service / consistency.

Kristychat: [URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-student-massage/7230117613.html[/URL].

Very brief ad. Lists email and # but no details. I sent a nice text noting I found her CL ad asking for more details on style, location, and price and she only replied "You saw my CL ad?" Sigh.

Stillwater $55: [URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/stillwater-professional-massage-55-new/7217328436.html[/URL] She's been advertising for years. Recall seeing positive reviews hinting at a full menu but have never pulled the trigger.

**Worth a try**

Niece's touch: [URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-nieces-touch/7228102891.html[/URL] Was a pain to schedule the first time but the massage was great and she went through the HE with UTC allowed and a good finish. Was a little too distant / mechanical so I haven't repeated.

Maria: [URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/saint-paul-book-your-massages-for-the/7230026917.html[/URL].

Lists $120/180 for 60/90 min but came down to $100 and senShe's new at this. Scheduling was a little bit of hassle but she'll get better once she has a stable location to host. Has real potential. Looks latin / middle eastern. Cute, great skin, allowed complete access to chest / topless and knew how to follow through complete end, even asking for guidance. Has a roommate / bff who also does massages but couldn't get a good look (tall / big AA woman).

**Legit only**

[URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-mahalos-massage-open-later/7228043408.html[/URL] Mahalo has been around for years. Easy to schedule, flexible hours, great massage. Relaxed draping but won't go beyond that.

Tatiana [URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-massage-therapist/7226344560.html[/URL].

Can't even recall the massage but was legit. Doubt she can be turned.

**Not for me but...**
[URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-trained-and-experienced/7228619679.html[/URL] Eve has been around for 10+ years and has reviews on TER and other sites. Huge / saggy chests don't do much for me and she's expensive for what she offers. You'll have to jump through hoops the first time or two but some seem to love her. For the $, there are younger / better.

[URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-relaxing-massage/7225453310.html[/URL] Like Niece's touch but was if anything even more distant. Did allow some touch and delivered but was such a 'rubbed me the wrong way' through the finish, I haven't repeated.

Lena [URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-tuesday-lena-healing/7224656281.html[/URL] Attractive and fun, no draping, will tease and help DIY with liberal ball rubbing but won't help where it counts at the finish. Even allowed full UTC (basically crop top). More than fair for the price.

Massage with Nadia [URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/bts/d/burnsville-massage-with-nadia/7219770346.html[/URL].

On meds in a haze, off meds is wild in both good / bad ways. Almost anything is on the menu if you click but you have to put up with the crazy. Proceed with caution.

**Avoid at all costs**

[URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-great-non-sexual-massages/7230814112.html[/URL] has been around for a decade. Avoid. Used to advertise as much more sensual and would tease but the massages sucked and she would do crap like rub you absentmindedly with one hand while texting on the other. Just burn your $ instead.

Ashi. Advertises at $35 sometimes but place is a pit and she looks like the Crypt Keeper and that was 5 years ago. If your kink is to be tossed off by a zombie, go for it![/QUOTE]Lmao, I was wondering about Ashi, now I know to stay away.

Thanks for the great intel. This will help big time! I'm also trying cuddlesites.

I did try one Craigslist. A nice looking blonde who's pretty steep for one hour but has an amazing body that you can feel up with a he.

[QUOTE=WiseTraveler;5072218]Stillwater $55: [URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/stillwater-professional-massage-55-new/7217328436.html[/URL] She's been advertising for years. Recall seeing positive reviews hinting at a full menu but have never pulled the trigger.
[/QUOTE]Those images in that ad I found for "Kat McMaster" on Twitter: [URL]https://twitter.com/battlekattt[/URL] and the location tag for the account says NJ. Maybe real, but based on this data I'd say stolen photos, would need an in-person verification.

NB.

[QUOTE=CaptainHonest;5071244]I had an appt setup with Lucy. She quoted me 220. After I see Aris's post, I let Lucy know that I usually don't care extra donations if she offers extras. She quoted me 100 per upgrade. I kindly declined and canceled my Appt. I've seen some beautiful providers before and not for that rate.

Arisvangua: thanks for the heads up.[/QUOTE]I'm glad I saw this. I was going to schedule an appointment this week. That seems a bit high.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5072152]Decided to roll the dice and try Honk Kong Spa in Plymouth. There was a younger decent looking girl named Emma upfront which was a breath of relief since I usually walk out if they're old or ugly. She asked if I wanted 30 or 60 minutes. I've learned that's usually code for he, and went for 30 minutes. I got undressed, laid naked on the table, she came inside and proceeded to light touch my body. As she neared my balls, I said, "that feels nice can you work that area more." She giggled and played with them until I came. I paid $80 for massage and tip. Hell of a deal. You guys check her out and let me know how it goes.[/QUOTE]No offense Mass but you kinda sound like an AMP boss pushing for more business. I could be wrong. I know these are bad times with covid and all and business might be slow. You mentioned you were 23 years old? They rarely let such young guys into AMPs at that age. Am I wrong?? And as for one of your reviews on Oasis it just doesn't add up brother. You said she was a sexy early 20's? Early 20's and Chinese spas? More like early 40's she probably is. She might look young but chances of her being early 20's are pretty low. And $200 plus 40 for only BJ? I've tried that spa a few times I only got HJ once and DiY after asking for extras.

[QUOTE=WiseTraveler;5072218]

[URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-trained-and-experienced/7228619679.html[/URL] Eve has been around for 10+ years and has reviews on TER and other sites. Huge / saggy chests don't do much for me and she's expensive for what she offers. You'll have to jump through hoops the first time or two but some seem to love her. For the $, there are younger / better.
[/QUOTE]Eve's appeal is once you get past that first session, and she's convinced you can employ proper grammar, be respectful, all of that, the menu gets exponentially larger and the rate stays the same. Kissing, CIP, bare anal play, all become part of her routine.

Seen her ads in few places but wanted to see if anyone has intel before I reach out.

[URL]https://minneapolis.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/lino-lakes-mn/9781902.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5073344]No offense Mass but you kinda sound like an AMP boss pushing for more business. I could be wrong. I know these are bad times with covid and all and business might be slow. You mentioned you were 23 years old? They rarely let such young guys into AMPs at that age. Am I wrong?? And as for one of your reviews on Oasis it just doesn't add up brother. You said she was a sexy early 20's? Early 20's and Chinese spas? More like early 40's she probably is. She might look young but chances of her being early 20's are pretty low. And $200 plus 40 for only BJ? I've tried that spa a few times I only got HJ once and DiY after asking for extras.[/QUOTE]They don't let young guys into AMPs? What age do you have to be? Shit if I can buy beer at liquor store, I can have a he at massage parlor.

Go to oasis and see for yourself. I'm sure lots of guys here have been there and can back me up.

If that's all you've had at AMP, you're not trying hard enough bruh LOL.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5073410]They don't let young guys into AMPs? What age do you have to be? Shit if I can buy beer at liquor store, I can have a he at massage parlor.

Go to oasis and see for yourself. I'm sure lots of guys here have been there and can back me up.

If that's all you've had at AMP, you're not trying hard enough bruh LOL.[/QUOTE]Dude plenty of guys on here know how bad Minnesota AMPs are! They are the worst in the US. Okay maybe there's a few other states that have it even worse but Minnesota is close to the worst. Just asking for a simple HJ you're likely to get turned down. I've had everything in AMP's but most in Minnesota are flat out shit! Oasis is no different. I've been to other states and almost everything you want is on the menu straight up. It's pathetic what mongers have to deal with in Minnesota!

[QUOTE=PenilePerson15;5073379]Eve's appeal is once you get past that first session, and she's convinced you can employ proper grammar, be respectful, all of that, the menu gets exponentially larger and the rate stays the same. Kissing, CIP, bare anal play, all become part of her routine.[/QUOTE]Great correction. I don't have personal experience but it matches what I've read / heard. Good call out that she really does demand respect and being courteous goes a long way. I have no problem with that. Just not my type. Thanks for weighing in!

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5073397]Seen her ads in few places but wanted to see if anyone has intel before I reach out.

[URL]https://minneapolis.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/lino-lakes-mn/9781902.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I had a great session with her 8 years ago. Seemed really fun at the time. I wonder how she would be after so many years though. She's full figured but I've never heard anyone complain she used deceiving pics. Curious what experience others have if they try again.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5073397]Seen her ads in few places but wanted to see if anyone has intel before I reach out.

[URL]https://minneapolis.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/lino-lakes-mn/9781902.html[/URL][/QUOTE]If you decide to go see her, I'd be interested in feedback. I've been considering giving her a call for awhile but I live almost 2 hours away and didn't want to risk the disappointment after such a long drive.