Traffic report. Michigan Ave 12/4 - 12/6
On my morning commute everything was quiet on the Ave a quick sweep looking to help anyone looking to stay warm. A few items worth noting, the shanty "rest stops" for many of our favorites behind Sunoco on Lonyo as well as the other shanty "rest stop" by the Family Dollar were cleaned up by by state MDT crews (4 trucks) a crew of 8 and an undercover cruiser and marked cruiser. I believe the were inhabited and the residents were evicted and the areas cleaned up. Did see Allie around the Family Dollar looking at the clean up, she walked towards Lonyo where she was scooped up. Did see redheaded Amber out and about near Central. This morning, was a little bit chilly, hell it was cold, there must have been a shift change near the Prince Valley grocery store becuase 3 SW were huddled up near the vet office on the corner. Stay safe fellow mongers.
Just giving a bit of info
[QUOTE=Passenger;6717470]Might want to think about practicing in some other areas, too.[/QUOTE]Huh no one ever said that the are was my only monger area silly rabbit. I was just giving information on the are but I am very frequent around other areas I bet more then you are & the average monger. The practice is old to me but always entertaining from are ave warrendale & fenkell school craft, charlmers or any other area you can think of just ask and maybe I can put you up on a few girls or areas. I personally prefer WSW better business better service it next time please don't read & assume. It's childish. Also I'm never falling in love or even catching feelings I just love my hobby & no who can assist me best when I decide to indulge until til next time.
Barbi (Or Bambi) - Chalmers
Good Day Gents:
It's been a while for me. I've had a steady stream of new recruits into the club coming from the civilian population. Nevertheless, I decided to treat myself for the holidays today; and of course, I was sure there was a young lass out there who deserved some JD Christmas tinsel dripping off of her face. Face blasting is often difficult to find in the civilian world, so I inevitably end up back in the streets to scratch that itch. I headed out around lunch, hitting all the east side spots. As you may know, the streets are dam near empty anymore. I hit Chalmers, Harper and the are. I was hoping to find Nikki that you guys have been talking about, but no luck. I did see a stunner heading east on 6 mile from John are, but she was walking with a black dude and didn't seem interested. She was white, tall, skinny, young, long brown hair with blonde highlights. Anyone know this girl? I also saw an older, thick black walker on Chalmers near Harper. I was sitting at a stop sign as she approached and said, "please, please, I just want to suck a dick". She seemed coherent, and as tempting as it seemed, she was a little too forward for me. I like a little romance in my interactions. LOL.
After a couple of hours, I finally scooped Barbi (or Bambi) off Chalmers, near Harper. She is thick, younger looking (I would have guessed her to be early 30's, but she said she is 42), white, dirty blonde, short, big nose, teeth are a bit jacked, coherent. Didn't seem too bad. She asked if I wanted the best BJ I've ever had. I replied that while that certainly sounded nice, I was looking for a full service date at a notel, with pics / video, and the JD Signature Facial Blast ending. She was like, "yeah, that sounds great. I love facials, making movies, and I give the best head ever". YAWN. We agreed to sixty five clams, although she says she typically charges a hundo. YAWN AGAIN. On the way to the notel, she proceeded to tell me how she is never out on the street and usually works off her phone from ads; but somehow, she knew all the street girls. Must be that special ESP all working girls have.
Once at the notel, the clothes came off. She has surprising small tits for her thick frame. Big nipples and aereolas though, and a shaved innie vagheen. Surprisingly tight for shitting out 4 kids. Kind of an odd configuration; but I like oddities. She said she just got out of rehab. YAWN. If that's true, when she thins out on the street, she will have Melissa Ashley style tits. Activities enjoyed were as follows: BBJ with ball licking and sucking; FS mish & K9, finishing with the Signature JD Facial Blast. I did not inquire about Canadian as it is not my bag. Overall, the session was a bit rushed. Grades were as follows:
BJ / BLS: C+ I thought she was the GOAT? LOL.
Full Service: B- I pounded her in both mish and K9.she took it but complained about the JD Sausage. Just got out of rehab, haven't had sex in a while, blah blah. YAWN. When she complained, I just turned up the porn on the TV.
JD Signature Facial Blast: C- She took about 4 ropes across the schnozz and 5-head and scrambled for the bathroom as I snapped the rest out on her as she made her escape. I thought she loved facials? LOL.
Overall grade would be a C. I've had better, but have certainly had much worse. She claims to have a duo partner. Maybe I will take her up on that if I'm in the mood at some point. Unfortunately, I promised to not post any pictures or video. Moving forward, I think I'm going to tell them it will get posted if they don't live up to their end of the bargain. Barbi was definitely in the gray area on living up to her end of the bargain. I do have digits for contributing members in good standing. Although I imagine any monger serious about the craft has probably already fucked her. If you would like her digits, please ask yourself these questions before DMing me:
1) Do you have a lot of posts, but they are all dipshit questions and don't provide and actionable info?
2) Are you the douchebag that has only 2 posts but promise to trade digits and provide intel, only to never be heard from again?
3) Are you the dumbass that has posted often, but your grammar is so bad that I need to resurrect and hire the code breakers of WW2 to understand your posts?
If you answer yes to any or all of these questions, please don't waste your time. Just stay in your mom's basement and turn on the porn.
All that said, I hope everyone has a fabulous holiday season.
JD.
The 3 Question Gold Standard
[QUOTE=Jd2011;6731768] If you would like her digits, please ask yourself these questions before DMing me:
1) Do you have a lot of posts, but they are all dipshit questions and don't provide and actionable info?
2) Are you the douchebag that has only 2 posts but promise to trade digits and provide intel, only to never be heard from again?
3) Are you the dumbass that has posted often, but your grammar is so bad that I need to resurrect and hire the code breakers of WW2 to understand your posts?
If you answer yes to any or all of these questions, please don't waste your time. Just stay in your mom's basement and turn on the porn.
[/QUOTE]If this site did stickie posts, this would be the gold standard! While reading this cracked me up, I realize it's hilarious because of how accurate it describes folks who ask for info. LOL!