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[QUOTE=TonyMacaroni;4613536]Looking to make a trip soon. Better service than typical Minny L1 (if lucky)?? Or about the same? I heard some good things.[/QUOTE]Just go to any of the 3 in Hudson, I've had good experiences at all 3. Since service can be affected by individual or visits from Deputy Fife one persons experience in no way guarantees what you may get. Just go and don't be graphic with your report. Deputy Fife may be watching.
I'll be traveling to your frozen city for business the first week of Feb.
Can anyone please send me a recommendation on good massage provider?
Must include HE.
In or out call is both fine, thanks.
There is NONE. NONE. NONE. MN has the worst massage parlors. The. WORST. Do not come to MN and get a massage. Girls here are lame AF. Good luck.
[QUOTE=Crutches;4620708]I'll be traveling to your frozen city for business the first week of Feb.
Can anyone please send me a recommendation on good massage provider?
Must include HE.
In or out call is both fine, thanks.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ChrisNoit2;4621413]There is NONE. NONE. NONE. MN has the worst massage parlors. The. WORST. Do not come to MN and get a massage. Girls here are lame AF. Good luck.[/QUOTE]I second this 100%! Just to give you an idea. My last FOUR AMP visits resulted in me going 0-4!! Others here have had just as bad luck if not worse. My former ATF (or one of them) is mostly DIY. This is unacceptable and would never happen in other coastal cities at the good joints. It's so bad I'm heading across the river to Wisconsin this is how LAME MN is! On the other hand, we have some REALLY good independents (hot and sexy as hell) & well worth the $$.
[QUOTE=Crutches;4620708]I'll be traveling to your frozen city for business the first week of Feb.
Can anyone please send me a recommendation on good massage provider?
Must include HE.
In or out call is both fine, thanks.[/QUOTE]Check out the website [URL]www.minnesotaerotica.com[/URL].
I have used this site and have had pretty good luck with the encounters. Few if any fake ads it seems. PM with any questions, willing to help if I can.
Go4 MN.
I hadn't been in years and wanted someone new. I've already spaced the name but she actually had a good body, probably early 40's but in good shape. She was brutally rough with the massage so if you think 'harder = better, always, no matter what' then consider her. She does care about the massage and did do some good therapeutic work where she targeted knots in different ways.
She wasn't super careful about draping and did the 'tease enough while face down to give hope' moves but every spidey sense I have says she won't do more. She mentioned her boyfriend a few times. Speaks decent English.
I just stumbled on this forum and thread when looking for exactly what is being discussed. I recently moved from the WBL area to the NW metro (beyond Maple Grove) and looking for any suggestions anyone is willing to share via PM. I had been frequenting done if the "for sure" independents but am missing the feeling of getting regular AMP therapists to have fun with. Haven't had much luck even in WBL other than my go-to with DIY. More recently I was playing a long term game with Anna at Therapeutic Oriental Spa near Northtown Mall in Blaine, but moving ended that before going further than some groping and the "I just can't help myself" DIY 3/4 thru session. Anyways, I'm looking forward to ongoing conversation. Thanks!
Thanks for all the info guys.
I had no idea that the AMP's here are that bad.
Has to be the worst area I have ever encountered in my travels.
Anyways I will book a independent to assure I get the services I require.
[QUOTE=Go4MN;4622041]Check out the website [URL]www.minnesotaerotica.com[/URL].
I have used this site and have had pretty good luck with the encounters. Few if any fake ads it seems. PM with any questions, willing to help if I can.
Go4 MN.[/QUOTE]
Tried Oasis. Table massage for $65, wasn't given any other options.
Masseuse was young adult, nice body and face.
Was not offered extras and there was no teasing. The only promising part was no draping when face down, but no wandering down by the boys or any hint that more was available. Unless I get a name to request that is worthwhile, I won't bother going back just hoping to draw a better experience.
Room did stink a little too.
Tried Phoenix again a few weeks back. Only reasons why we're that oasis had fucked up my reservation, the other joint I like was busy, and someone told me they scored there. I swore this place off some time ago in my posts and for fucks sake I don't know why I didn't take my own advice. Provider was again not too old and decent body but the massage was "meh" and no teasing or extras. I asked straight up and was shot down. They did do hot stone which was nice but not worth my dollars.
I have an ok place that I like but I'd like some variety without having to commute to Hudson or the north metro. I might have to go independent providers too, I just like the convenience, cost, and anonymity of a walk in parlor.
[QUOTE=Onyxarthur123;4635067]I just stumbled on this forum and thread when looking for exactly what is being discussed. I recently moved from the WBL area to the NW metro (beyond Maple Grove) and looking for any suggestions anyone is willing to share via PM. I had been frequenting done if the "for sure" independents but am missing the feeling of getting regular AMP therapists to have fun with. Haven't had much luck even in WBL other than my go-to with DIY. More recently I was playing a long term game with Anna at Therapeutic Oriental Spa near Northtown Mall in Blaine, but moving ended that before going further than some groping and the "I just can't help myself" DIY 3/4 thru session. Anyways, I'm looking forward to ongoing conversation. Thanks![/QUOTE]Used to eff the daylights out of a provider at the otsego place but she's long gone and I keep hearing the MP is now closed, I know that doesn't help you now but it was fun while it lasted. Now sadly things have changed for the much much worse, if you all vote for me my first act as president is an executive order to make government get the hell out of everyone's business when it comes to having fun with their sexual activities. Now the best places are over the WI border.
[QUOTE=SpectrumOfHulk;4636514]Used to eff the daylights out of a provider at the otsego place but she's long gone and I keep hearing the MP is now closed, I know that doesn't help you now but it was fun while it lasted. Now sadly things have changed for the much much worse, if you all vote for me my first act as president is an executive order to make government get the hell out of everyone's business when it comes to having fun with their sexual activities. Now the best places are over the WI border.[/QUOTE]I went to Tsunia in Otsego for years. Dozens of quality HJs. Very sad that shop closed! But mostly older, average looking chicks in there. I don't recall ever seeing one I'd even consider banging. But to each his own. And I'll be the first to vote for your executive order. The fact that I live in a country where men are made to feel guilty or paranoid just for wanting to have a little fun is a joke! I can't wait to travel out of the US to places like Thailand, Philippines, Hong Kong, etc. Where these activities are viewed as they should be-a natural part of life (human desire) and nothing more! As long as it's two consenting adults not harming each other that is.
Ventured down to Vogue Day in Shakopee.
Someone PMd me that it was reliable and someone posted here something to that effect as well.
Well I must not know the secret handshake because my $65 bought me a slightly better than average massage and my second case of blue balls this week.
Recent failures:
Phoenix in Burnsville.
Oasis in Eagan.
Vogue Day in Shakopee.
Jins in Burnsville.
The joint by Racks, whatever they're calling themselves these days.
Trudy. DIY.
New Day in Burnsville.
New Eden in Burnsville DIY.
Yup. Good times.
[QUOTE=BusterRon;4639738]Ventured down to Vogue Day in Shakopee.
Someone PMd me that it was reliable and someone posted here something to that effect as well.
Well I must not know the secret handshake because my $65 bought me a slightly better than average massage and my second case of blue balls this week.
Recent failures:
Phoenix in Burnsville.
Oasis in Eagan.
Vogue Day in Shakopee.
Jins in Burnsville.
The joint by Racks, whatever they're calling themselves these days.
Trudy. DIY.
New Day in Burnsville.
New Eden in Burnsville DIY.
Yup. Good times.[/QUOTE]Buster you're far from alone in this! It comes down to this: we're getting ripped off big time by these Chinese Minny AMPs. Most of us are that is. Yeah I've lucked out from time to time but it's few and far between. Just to give you a example of how different things are in other areas of the US. I recently traveled to North Carolina and walked into an AMP, rubbed the chicks leg a little (and she was better looking than 85% of MN Asian massage women BTW) and got FS!! Paid $180 for it. To put things into perspective, your 4 AMP visits where all you got was a massage probably cost you around $300! And you didn't even get 1 single HJ! Something needs to be done about this MN AMP scene and fast! These Chinese AMP bosses are probably laughing at us up thinking how the hell can these men be so stupid as they aren't getting their $$ worth. Not by a long shot!!
We need to start giving next to nothing in tips and\or demanding better looking, younger women who know how to please a man other than some lass ass DIY or HJ! They need to KNOW how unhappy we are about this shit and that we're not putting up with it much longer! If these were $20 massages I wouldn't be complaining but $70 or $80?? Fuck that shit!! It's straight up scamming and ripping us off is what it is!! And the Chinese are masters at it. But don't let them get away with it any longer!!
[QUOTE=TonyMacaroni;4638699]I went to Tsunia in Otsego for years. Dozens of quality HJs. Very sad that shop closed! But mostly older, average looking chicks in there. I don't recall ever seeing one I'd even consider banging. But to each his own. And I'll be the first to vote for your executive order. The fact that I live in a country where men are made to feel guilty or paranoid just for wanting to have a little fun is a joke! I can't wait to travel out of the US to places like Thailand, Philippines, Hong Kong, etc. Where these activities are viewed as they should be-a natural part of life (human desire) and nothing more! As long as it's two consenting adults not harming each other that is.[/QUOTE]There was one there that was cute and flirty, my first visit there I did 90 minutes on futon, she was happy, flirty, smiling the whole time, before I knew it she was naked and I was nutting inside her, many more times to follow but she up and moved back to CA, broke my heart.
[QUOTE=SpectrumOfHulk;4641238]There was one there that was cute and flirty, my first visit there I did 90 minutes on futon, she was happy, flirty, smiling the whole time, before I knew it she was naked and I was nutting inside her, many more times to follow but she up and moved back to CA, broke my heart.[/QUOTE]Well it sounds like you lucked out big time because most of the rest of us have to usually beg just for a fucking HJ or DIY now days in this lame ass frozen state! I'm heading into Wisconsin if anyone can PM about the Hudson shops I'd really appreciate it! I have a few reliable spots but nothing more than HJ or DIY and for what I'm paying (along with everyone else here) we deserve more for our money! Straight up rip off.