Massage Parlor Reports

On a whim I tried out amazing massage on Louisiana and Wayzata in SLP again.

Tldr: Will not repeat.

70 for an hour and I think she was on the phone texting for a few minutes at the beginning. It was weird because she put her elbows into my back and just froze there for a few. Then I heard her put her phone away. She did the kneeling thing which usually I like but she took a phone call while kneeling on my rib cage and had the volume up so loud I could hear the dude on the other line. Really need to learn mandarin so I know when they are talking about me. I damn near threw her off me because it was hard to breathe. Not a great start but massage for mostly better after that. Right up until the end when after the flip she smiled and said "hi" to me while rubbing my stomach right above the towel and I figured it was on so moved the towel off and she promptly said "sorry no, massage only". Fucking weird.

I know it was stupid to think I'd have better luck, not my first time at this joint and when they reopened several posts on this board said no extras, but for some reason I tried again. Last time though.

Locals are worse than agencies it seems. I now just use XOC, City Girls, Touring Girls, and for those that want a pretty companion but YMMV there is OlitaEscort. OE seems to only be concerned about if you are caucasian. I guess the Russians aren't into to ebony.

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;4333535]I completely agree with one of the previous postings. The verification process for escorts these days has become such an overblown, time coming consuming dilemma / privacy invading process it takes most of the fun out of it!! Obviously, there are other risks involved. Unless the escort is a 9 or 10 I don't even bother. I lucked out and banged a hot young 25 year old Asian escort just by calling a site the other month. But 90% of the time you'll be asked to show 3 forms of I'd, 3 references, etc etc etc. Ridiculous!

Which leaves us back to AMPs. Personally, I would really like to see more Korean and Latina MPs come into the Twin Cities and suburbs. At lease the KMPs are much more prone to providing BJs, DATY, and FS. LMPs aren't too far behind.[/QUOTE]

It was in Coon Rapids (now closed). In 2016 there was a massage therapist named Summer. She loved getting "D". The one there who actually had a license for the place was pretty and had nice D size tits but was always cold to me even though she couldn't resist me sucking on her tits and a HE for a tip. The place is now closed due to local advocacy groups perving over RM reviews and reporting to authorities. Screw them all.

Some advice for you all: if you find a place (I have one) don't share it publicly especially on RM. Trade with someone privately so they don't get shut down.

[QUOTE=BusterRon;4340461]On a whim I tried out amazing massage on Louisiana and Wayzata in SLP again.

Tldr: Will not repeat.

70 for an hour and I think she was on the phone texting for a few minutes at the beginning. It was weird because she put her elbows into my back and just froze there for a few. Then I heard her put her phone away. She did the kneeling thing which usually I like but she took a phone call while kneeling on my rib cage and had the volume up so loud I could hear the dude on the other line. Really need to learn mandarin so I know when they are talking about me. I damn near threw her off me because it was hard to breathe. Not a great start but massage for mostly better after that. Right up until the end when after the flip she smiled and said "hi" to me while rubbing my stomach right above the towel and I figured it was on so moved the towel off and she promptly said "sorry no, massage only". Fucking weird.

I know it was stupid to think I'd have better luck, not my first time at this joint and when they reopened several posts on this board said no extras, but for some reason I tried again. Last time though.[/QUOTE]

Spent an hour at Thai MG. Honestly it was the best legit massage I've ever had. It was the middle of the day on the weekend and I'm not the type to push anything, but at the end of the session I left wanting more. Despite that, I will repeat if only for the massage, it was absolutely great.

My friend went to SLP by Biffs recently. Middle of the day, middle of the week. Opted for table shower. Massage was okay, nothing to write home about. Friend said she rubbed his ass quite a it so he felt HE was a sure thing. Instead, no flip, she just said "okay finished" and left. I'm guessing there could be a flip on later visits, but time of day may have had the staff on edge.

No extras and was an unattractive middle aged asian woman. You would have better luck at Biffs buying a single lady some drinks there.

[QUOTE=ZaberTooth;4346719]My friend went to SLP by Biffs recently. Middle of the day, middle of the week. Opted for table shower. Massage was okay, nothing to write home about. Friend said she rubbed his ass quite a it so he felt HE was a sure thing. Instead, no flip, she just said "okay finished" and left. I'm guessing there could be a flip on later visits, but time of day may have had the staff on edge.[/QUOTE]

Hoping to get some responses. 👀.

AMPs East Metro, shoot me a PM.

All but six months ago there were 4 or 5 quality AMPs in EP known to give some decent, or at the very least, L1 services. Some of the gals were even young in their 20's and attractive. Sadly, I believe this once thriving area is now down to 1 or2 AMPs which are known to offer basically nothing as far as extras are concerned and most of the women are old and not sexy. How sad to see this happen so quickly and also a reflection of the current state of AMPs in MN-which was never impressive to begin with. If some of these places had at least offered L2 services I have a feeling business would have been much more steady. Still, this was one of my fav areas to go have some fun at when I got the chance. Now it appears I'll have to put on a lot more miles to find similar spots which are mostly hit or miss anyhow. But even those might be prone to shutting down too. Ahh this makes me so mad. I wouldn't be surprised if one day most AMPs in MN are gone and clearly that would be day I'm packing my bags for much better state or country for that matter.

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;4356725]All but six months ago there were 4 or 5 quality AMPs in EP known to give some decent, or at the very least, L1 services. Some of the gals were even young in their 20's and attractive. Sadly, I believe this once thriving area is now down to 1 or2 AMPs which are known to offer basically nothing as far as extras are concerned and most of the women are old and not sexy. How sad to see this happen so quickly and also a reflection of the current state of AMPs in MN-which was never impressive to begin with. If some of these places had at least offered L2 services I have a feeling business would have been much more steady. Still, this was one of my fav areas to go have some fun at when I got the chance. Now it appears I'll have to put on a lot more miles to find similar spots which are mostly hit or miss anyhow. But even those might be prone to shutting down too. Ahh this makes me so mad. I wouldn't be surprised if one day most AMPs in MN are gone and clearly that would be day I'm packing my bags for much better state or country for that matter.[/QUOTE]We had 3 AMPs shut down in st cloud since March and another one a year ago, so that eliminates any action there. I think the so called police task forces are going after the AMPs statewide. I know they had a bust in tc last week and was wondering if that's your AMPs.

[QUOTE=JamesAndrews;4358975]We had 3 AMPs shut down in st cloud since March and another one a year ago, so that eliminates any action there. I think the so called police task forces are going after the AMPs statewide. I know they had a bust in tc last week and was wondering if that's your AMPs.[/QUOTE]No I don't think they were shut down but one owner told me business slow is about all. Very sad considering at least 2 of these spots had some pretty sexy ladies in their 20's and early 30's. A few were only DIY though but some others gave great HJs.

[QUOTE=ZaberTooth;4344178]Spent an hour at Thai MG. Honestly it was the best legit massage I've ever had. It was the middle of the day on the weekend and I'm not the type to push anything, but at the end of the session I left wanting more. Despite that, I will repeat if only for the massage, it was absolutely great.[/QUOTE]It's been a long while since I was there but it was DIY the last time I went.

Ventured through St. Michael and gave this joint a shot.

Uninspired to say the least.

6 for the hour and. 4 tip because I'm nicer than I should be.

The massage was all kinds of "meh". Not therapeutic really. No shiatsu or acupressure like you normally hope to get with Asian massage but also not much muscle work you still get with Swedish. Just sort of nothing? Draping seems optional.

Flip / end was no-fuss but not sensual at all. Rushed and no love for the boys.

After finished two things that made it a lock I wouldn't return.

First, I was just getting dressed and she came in and left the door open with lights on. Nothing like being nekid in full view of the front door!

Second, I had to take the dirty tissues with me. While I appreciate my dna not sitting in a dumpster out back, don't they have a toilet to flush it down FFS? So yeah, walked out with skeet soaked rags in my pocket.

Only positive was the not very attractive masseuse at least had a nice body and didn't flinch when I took liberties. Not enough to lure me back though.

Bonus item, pretty sure while I was getting dressed she took the towel I wiped my nether regions off with and folded it up and put back on the table. Gross.

Does anyone know what happened to the girls working at zenology massage Eden Prairie? When these places close it's so difficult to find the girls again. Where are you guys looking for new opened massage parlors? I'm hoping they opened one nearby.

[QUOTE=MinnesotaIsLov;4363229]Does anyone know what happened to the girls working at zenology massage Eden Prairie? When these places close it's so difficult to find the girls again. Where are you guys looking for new opened massage parlors? I'm hoping they opened one nearby.[/QUOTE]Good question. Problem is some of the gals barely spoke English and was hard to communicate. BTW I too loved Zeneology since most of the ladies were young, fit, and pretty. Same with Oasis until they too closed shop. However, I didn't much appreciate having to DIY most of the time. Made me feel as if I had some type of disease even though I'm clean and healthy and not some dude who looks like a crack head drug addict. But since some of these ladies were pretty sexy, I accepted it. Had they been old and ugly I would have declined the massage to begin with. I'm in my early 40's, work out at the gym, stay healthy looking and fit; so I feel I have the right not to want to be massaged by some old or unattractive Asian woman. After all, we're paying customers.

There was also once a very pretty young gal in Plymouth named Amy who I would love to know if she is still working at any AMP these days. Boy was she hot and gave such great HJs, and a nice little tight ass!