Maybe new guys can learn from this, who was really the lucky one?
[QUOTE=PolishTheTurd;2921287]OMG what a great scoop story![/QUOTE]I like your name!, I have many stories and not one has been told to anyone ever, I just dnt have friends that would understand me like that. This particular story I would like to share with all you mongers. It might be long so sorry in advance. Early 2000's late night after bar closes, I pick up this older WSW thin build shoulder length dirty wavy blonde hair, off Michigan ave. Near the corner apartments that use to house a lot of them or where they got there junk idk, I'm in my late 20's I'm guessing she's in her 40's she hops in, back then I could tell right away if I want to Fck them or just a BJ in the car, I opted the latter.
I asked if she knew of a good spot, she told me to go over here, it was just a side street houses on both sides, my vehicle is facing not that far Michigan ave. This woman is doing a wonderful job! The sounds, the wetness, she knew good technique, got me to completion in no time, swallowed it all, I felt so good.
I didn't even say anything yet, she's like alright got to go see ya, thought to myself man that's weird, I'm pulling up my pants and realize no wallet! Panick / anger sets in, I turn on dome light, there it is near my feet, open no money and I had money, panick goes away but I'm pissed! I see her fast walking to house across the street, house was next to a open field then Michigan ave. She is banging hard on the side door let me in she kept saying! He must of been unlocking the million locks on the inside or was just slow coming cause I had ahold of her wrist right now, I'm walking backwards making Her follow me near the street, told her I know you stole my money I want it back, she says no I didn't check my pockets, why would I do that I thought, her other hand is clenched shut like she was going to hit me but I knew that's where the money was, I grab it real quick and try my hardest to pry them fingers apart, but this African American guy comes storming out, God dammit I dnt need this shit calling her by her name which I forgot, take this shit elsewhere he says, I'm ignoring him but keeping him in my sight, he's yelling at her doesn't think I notice him coming closer, he was going to sucker punch me I know it, they know each other he came to help her not me! SneakyA. A. Probably thinking crazy white boy I'll show him, before he strikes me I land one right in his throat, he's choking gasping, I'm thinking cops any sec on Michigan or he's got a gun I'm dead I grab her arm with the fist still clenched, one last desperate attempt pull it towards me and hammer punched that forearm, she won. I got to the hell out of dodge.
Few nights later I see her doing the stroll with a cast and sling on that arm, some of you mongers might have known her maybe she took your wallet? LOL. Since then I never do car dates! Be safe all.
Pontiac (Brunette Mellisa "with glasses")
I dreamed about Melissa (brunnete with glasses) on Baldwin this evening. She talks with a heavy venacular for a cute WSW. I used to always see her on & around Huron, but she's apparently moved to the north side. Offered BBFS. 4 but I opted for. 2 for bbbjcimws as always (like she's thirsty!
Frogiii.