Re - More Stories! I've got a million of 'em!
Anderson's Gardens was great. I picked up a girl one time, and she got in my pocket while doing me in the car. I didn't figure it out until she was dropped off. Then I was sitting at the bar in Saabs, and she walks in with a carry out tray and sits down. I was a little drunk, and still pissed, and I walked right to her and started screaming as I took a swing at the carry out and sent it flying across the room. Then I walked out of the bar, and the owner, Andy, follows me out and says "where you going?", like there was no reason for me to leave. I came back in 15 minutes, tipped the person who cleaned up the "fast food". They all just assumed I had a good reason for doing what I did.
The girls will try to get in your pockets! When I'm at a motel, if I have to pee I ask the girl to hold my pecker for me. They might think its because I get some kind of kinky thrill from it, but the reason is so they can't go through my pockets while I'm in the john.