Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MassErrection;6237653]Decided to try best time massage in Hudson for a change of scenery. Was welcomed in with a warm smile, smothering look, so I took that as a great chance for some action. I got naked laid down uncovered, few minutes later someone walks in then out then this giant meathead walks in, "get your underwear on and get out" I'm thinking wft, so I rush my clothes on and walk out the door while body guard stares at me. I say, "what's your fucking problem", he says, "you're not allowed to be naked" I laughed, said "good luck staying open. " Best time it wasn't. Stay away.[/QUOTE]Seriously! That is freaking odd, I have enjoyed there its been quite awhile though! That cracks me up, and probably scary at the same time for being startled!

[QUOTE=ThorsDad;6235772]I tried this new place sadly I have to report just massage no hint of anything else. Massage was good but nothin else.[/QUOTE]Interesting about legit.

I stopped there on my way to Lucky Massage in St Michaels to check it out. Walked in and saw curtains. I asked if there were any rooms with doors. Middle aged to older Chinese woman said no. I also asked if anyone else was working and she said no. Decided to leave and head to Lucky which is always good time.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;6237653]Decided to try best time massage in Hudson for a change of scenery. Was welcomed in with a warm smile, smothering look, so I took that as a great chance for some action. I got naked laid down uncovered, few minutes later someone walks in then out then this giant meathead walks in, "get your underwear on and get out" I'm thinking wft, so I rush my clothes on and walk out the door while body guard stares at me. I say, "what's your fucking problem", he says, "you're not allowed to be naked" I laughed, said "good luck staying open. " Best time it wasn't. Stay away.[/QUOTE]This one has been totally legit for some time. The bouncer guy is a new one! LOL.

Just had a totally bizzare visit to this joint. Been on my radar for a while now, but I can safely say this one can be skipped. The place itself is totally weird. It's basically a small house they converted into a massage joint. The room the massage was in was basically a big home office with a futon and table setup in it. It's more massage joint renovated than that makes it seem, but overall it's just so odd. All carpeted too.

Anyway, the mamasan was just one lady. Decently asian mommy, not a stunner by any means. English was pretty good. I think she owns the place by herself. Less mamasan, more MT kinda deal. She let me do the back undraped, and the massage was like 70% tease, but tease with no actual goods contact. Tons of ass and around the asshole rubbing and thigh stroking.

On the flip, she insisted on keeping jr covered up. Rejected on the leg and ass patting while she worked my chest too. Seriously frustrating after the tease marathon she just did. To skip the rigamarole, it ended in a very coaxed DIY. Tipped 10, she insisted on 20. Hard pass in the future.

Anotherone to add to the crap list.

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What are the reviews?[/QUOTE]But if you are in Cali or Florida OMG there is so much poon out there to read about. I started to vaca in South Florida again and it's like a third world country. You can get anything you want in the strip bars, AMPs, or other places. Very good reading!

Anyone got any info on Zen Asian Massage?

[QUOTE=MassErrection;6237653]Decided to try best time massage in Hudson for a change of scenery. Was welcomed in with a warm smile, smothering look, so I took that as a great chance for some action. I got naked laid down uncovered, few minutes later someone walks in then out then this giant meathead walks in, "get your underwear on and get out" I'm thinking wft, so I rush my clothes on and walk out the door while body guard stares at me. I say, "what's your fucking problem", he says, "you're not allowed to be naked" I laughed, said "good luck staying open. " Best time it wasn't. Stay away.[/QUOTE]Been a while since I have been to Best Time. My wife and I have gone there for a pretty good couples massage. Going there solo I always received level 1. Never had an Issue with no having underwear on.

I also seen a guy hang out in the waiting area. I have to think that is the bouncer dude you mentioned. He was very friendly with me. Maybe they see me as less of a threat being older.

[QUOTE=ThorsDad;6245277]Anyone got any info on Zen Asian Massage?[/QUOTE]I have only seen Julie at Zen. She loves to cut your time short if she has another customer with the promise of making that time up on your next visit. She will tease with more once she knows you.

My last visit I told her flat out if you ever cut my time short, I would never come back.

With the Thanks Giving and getting the flu just after, I haven't been out much the past few weeks.

[QUOTE=Dream44;6239596]Interesting about legit.

I stopped there on my way to Lucky Massage in St Michaels to check it out. Walked in and saw curtains. I asked if there were any rooms with doors. Middle aged to older Chinese woman said no. I also asked if anyone else was working and she said no. Decided to leave and head to Lucky which is always good time.[/QUOTE]Where is Lucky located?

[QUOTE=SweetToof;6246448]Where is Lucky located?[/QUOTE]St. Michael?

Looks legit, but nice sampling of ladies to appears.

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Thanks much for info I might try it sometime

[QUOTE=CarpMaster;6245912]I have only seen Julie at Zen. She loves to cut your time short if she has another customer with the promise of making that time up on your next visit. She will tease with more once sh
My last visit I told her flat out if you ever cut my time short, I would never come back.

With the Thanks Giving and getting the flu just after, I haven't been out much the past few weeks.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;6246540]Looks legit, but nice sampling of ladies to appears.

[URL]https://www.masterofmassagemn.com/about-us[/URL][/QUOTE]Too legit too legit to quit.

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;6246540]Looks legit, but nice sampling of ladies to appears.

[URL]https://www.masterofmassagemn.com/about-us[/URL][/QUOTE]Far left is KC who use to provide great entertainment when on her own, strictly legit now.

[QUOTE=SweetToof;6246448]Where is Lucky located?[/QUOTE]1 xx Balsam Ave E, St Michael, MN.

It's in an old house off of Hwy 241 or Central avenue. Use google search engine for exact directions.

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