Meant to say "Feels like no-kids!" Not "Doesn't feel like no-kids". Sorry about that.
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Meant to say "Feels like no-kids!" Not "Doesn't feel like no-kids". Sorry about that.
[QUOTE=Plumber2;1777397]I talked to her for a while today. I feel really bad for her. I know everyone makes their own bed, but dayum. Do the drugs take away your appetite, or do they just live with hunger because the candy is more important?[/QUOTE]Cocaine speeds up the metabolism and causes them to burn tons of calories (the "Nordic Crack" and "Stem Fast" weight-loss plans.)
When they're sick from opiate withdrawal they can't hold down food.
Making / scamming money to feed their habits consumes every waking hour and they never get around to eating.
Even stopping at the drive-thru and buying them a burger helps a little.
Gerbilling, also known as gerbil stuffing or gerbil shooting describes a sexual practice of inserting small live animals (usually gerbils but also mice, hamsters, rats and various other rodents) into the human rectum to obtain stimulation. Some variations of the legend suggest that the rodent be covered in a narcotic substance such as cocaine prior to being inserted.
I was watching this porn online the other day and I was watching this dude have a gerbel walk in and out of the asshole of this ***** he was with. This ***** was looking like she was really enjoying it. After watching that porn I decided to buy a small mouse and do some driving around looking for a ***** to try it out on. I hit fort street and I spotted this ***** lisa and I decided to scoop her up and I took her up to the motel. When we got in the room I told the ***** I wanted to do a bunch of freaky shit to her ass and pussy (I didn't say what) and we negotiated a price and I had her strip down and get on the bed. First I had her bend over and I was poking my finger at her asshole and I knew there would be no way this mouse would be able to fit in there. So I had the ***** roll over and I was playing with her clit and fingering her pussy and just by feeling the looseness I knew there would be plenty of room for this mouse to climb up in her. So I got this ***** all nice and wet and I was like are you ready for some freaky shit? She was just like, I guess, then I pulled the mouse out the bag. She was just like what, what are you doing with that. I told her I was going to hold the mouse by the tail and have it crawl in and out of her pussy. Just to reassure her I told her I do this all the time with the other girls I pick up. I told her most of the girls kind of enjoy it. I was just like lay back down and I started rubbing her pussy. I was like I promise it won't hurt you. I got a good grip on the mouse, pinched its tail and put its head right up to her pussy. I spread this bitches pussy wide open, exposing a nice gapping hole, and this mouse crawled right up into her puss. I pinched this mouses tail and was rubbing her clit and I could just tell by the look on her face that it felt good. With me rubbing her clit and having this mouse moving around inside of her she actually had an orgasm. After she nutted I just pulled the mouse right out. This was definately the most freaky thing I've experimented with so far in my life.
I had some business by her. Stopped and talked for 10 min about stuff. Her arm is healing after a doctor visit. Happy and hungry.
[QUOTE=The Mad Humper; 1778038]Gerbilling, also known as gerbil stuffing or gerbil shooting describes a sexual practice of inserting small live animals (usually gerbils but also mice, hamsters, rats and various other rodents) into the human rectum to obtain stimulation. Some variations of the legend suggest that the rodent be covered in a narcotic substance such as cocaine prior to being inserted.
I was watching this porn online the other day and I was watching this dude have a gerbel walk in and out of the asshole of this * he was with. This * was looking like she was really enjoying it. After watching that porn I decided to buy a small mouse and do some driving around looking for a * to try it out on. I hit fort street and I spotted this * lisa and I decided to scoop her up and I took her up to the motel. When we got in the room I told the * I wanted to do a bunch of freaky shit to her ass and pussy (I didn't say what) and we negotiated a price and I had her strip down and get on the bed. First I had her bend over and I was poking my finger at her asshole and I knew there would be no way this mouse would be able to fit in there. So I had the * roll over and I was playing with her clit and fingering her pussy and just by feeling the looseness I knew there would be plenty of room for this mouse to climb up in her. So I got this * all nice and wet and I was like are you ready for some freaky shit? She was just like, I guess, then I pulled the mouse out the bag. She was just like what, what are you doing with that. I told her I was going to hold the mouse by the tail and have it crawl in and out of her pussy. Just to reassure her I told her I do this all the time with the other girls I pick up. I told her most of the girls kind of enjoy it. I was just like lay back down and I started rubbing her pussy. I was like I promise it won't hurt you. I got a good grip on the mouse, pinched its tail and put its head right up to her pussy. I spread this bitches pussy wide open, exposing a nice gapping hole, and this mouse crawled right up into her puss. I pinched this mouses tail and was rubbing her clit and I could just tell by the look on her face that it felt good. With me rubbing her clit and having this mouse moving around inside of her she actually had an orgasm. After she nutted I just pulled the mouse right out. This was definately the most freaky thing I've experimented with so far in my life.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report. Please let me know exactly who you do this with / have done this with with from now on. Thanks. I'm building a no-scoop list. Most likely, it will be etched in stone, and contain the category "Mad Humper's *es"
[QUOTE=StreetLegal;1777594]Very kind of you Curtess. In the end, the gals are human beings and no matter what screwed up issues they have or how much their parent'd didn't give a crap, they deserve a certain level of the "golden rule". They perform a service like anyone else. I very often will offer food and drink to a plumber or ac repairman at my house, so treat them right and they'll treat you right.[/QUOTE]What are you doing at StreetLegal's home?
[QUOTE=Oneknot;1775076]Scooped a WSW named Sarah yesterday afternoon. She looked like she was at most 25, had curly long brown hair, a spinner body with perky large sees or small dees. Had to roll by her a couple of times before she got the hint to come up to my ride. When she got in she asked what was up and I said half and half. This girl just didn't get what I was asking for. Anyway, we came to an agreement and hopped in the back seat for a little fun. She stripped off her clothes to show me a fantastic tight young body with no sagging anywhere. Her head was ok, and I'm saying that her hot little body had me ready to pop more than her head. I had her straddle me for some fun cg action. Nice tight little box that I was hitting bottom on every time she came down. Whimpered at every down stroke, and kept getting wetter and wetter. She smelled fresh and clean with no funky SW odor. Definitely will repeat.[/QUOTE]Are you sure her hair is brown? I scooped a Sarah with reddish hair. She's 26, spinner and similar to what you describe. She is relatively shy right? The sarah I scooped had big teeth but still overall pretty cute and very "girl next door type." I bet it's the same girl. She doesn't talk too much but I did get to learn more about her situation, habits etc. I drove her back home after our date.
[QUOTE=MichiganDl;1775622]I used to wonder the same thing. A couple of times I saw them on the ride in walking south on John R around 9 mile. He usually hangs close by. But I have seen her out alone. Only scooped her once for a quick BBBJ. Pretty good. Seems TwoWheeler had a little more time and fun with her than I got to. Well maybe next time. Nope. Scratch that I'm still holding out for a duo. LOL. Check out the original post for some picks. She's got some big bolt ons.[/QUOTE]Months ago I got with Jenna. From Florida, big fake tits? Very chatty and talkative? She used to post on BP and my guess is the guy she is hanging with is her BF. She has a lot of drama in her life. She gives fantastic BBJCIM. I did have digits from a massage card she had made, though I don't think she is doing the massage thing anymore as it appears she is mostly walking the ARE.
edit: http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sensual-summer-247-incalloutcall-anytime-248-688-6542-29/9415506
That is the Summer I am referring to who regularly hits the R. She also lives there too but is posting in Livonia. Again, rumors about her and HIV I believe but those sound like they came from an angry boyfriend. Any of these girls could have anything. STD's would be common but HIV is rare. Mostly these women will have HCV (hep C) from the IV drug use. As long as you wear a condom for sex you will be fine. A BBJ will not transmit HIV. There is not one reported transmission from getting a blowjob with an HIV infected person. Actually most STDs are rare to get from BBJ except maybe NGU.
[QUOTE=The Mad Humper; 1778038]Gerbilling, also known as gerbil stuffing or gerbil shooting describes a sexual practice of inserting small live animals (usually gerbils but also mice, hamsters, rats and various other rodents) into the human rectum to obtain stimulation. Some variations of the legend suggest that the rodent be covered in a narcotic substance such as cocaine prior to being inserted.
I was watching this porn online the other day and I was watching this dude have a gerbel walk in and out of the asshole of this * he was with. This * was looking like she was really enjoying it. After watching that porn I decided to buy a small mouse and do some driving around looking for a * to try it out on. I hit fort street and I spotted this * lisa and I decided to scoop her up and I took her up to the motel. When we got in the room I told the * I wanted to do a bunch of freaky shit to her ass and pussy (I didn't say what) and we negotiated a price and I had her strip down and get on the bed. First I had her bend over and I was poking my finger at her asshole and I knew there would be no way this mouse would be able to fit in there. So I had the * roll over and I was playing with her clit and fingering her pussy and just by feeling the looseness I knew there would be plenty of room for this mouse to climb up in her. So I got this * all nice and wet and I was like are you ready for some freaky shit? She was just like, I guess, then I pulled the mouse out the bag. She was just like what, what are you doing with that. I told her I was going to hold the mouse by the tail and have it crawl in and out of her pussy. Just to reassure her I told her I do this all the time with the other girls I pick up. I told her most of the girls kind of enjoy it. I was just like lay back down and I started rubbing her pussy. I was like I promise it won't hurt you. I got a good grip on the mouse, pinched its tail and put its head right up to her pussy. I spread this bitches pussy wide open, exposing a nice gapping hole, and this mouse crawled right up into her puss. I pinched this mouses tail and was rubbing her clit and I could just tell by the look on her face that it felt good. With me rubbing her clit and having this mouse moving around inside of her she actually had an orgasm. After she nutted I just pulled the mouse right out. This was definately the most freaky thing I've experimented with so far in my life.[/QUOTE]I thought that was called "The Richard Gere".
I went for a ride on the R today, and didn't see anything until I saw the black girls / trannies? At the gas station at 6. Was hoping to see Fatima and talk to her and give her a couple of bucks. It is a pretty desolate ride when there are no walkers out. On the return I saw Michelle at the gas station at SF. Talked to her and gave her a couple of bucks. She has new digits, if anyone is interested.
Stay safe out there
[QUOTE=MichiganDl; 1778893]Actually you are correct. It was rumored for quite some time that this was his " thing ". However I believe as the story was told it involved a cardboard tube as an entrance ramp. Either way it is disgusting. And personally I find it to be fucked up. These girls are still humans. I mean damn. I can be just as much of a perv as any other monger but there has to be a line somewhere. The really messed up part about it is that I have it from a good source " a SW " that these stories MH posts are real. He does and says the things that he posts about for real. They are the truth.
Just one more example of why SW pull some of the shit they do. If you were treated like this all the time, what would it do to your mind about men in general? Like everything in life, it is always the few that ruin things for the many.[/QUOTE]You do realize MH may have made this story up. Its pretty much the same thing with Catherine the great and the horse. Just scroll past his reports and go on about your life.
[QUOTE=Fuji31;1778383]The girl in the backpage ads is not the same girl that walks on john are. Jenna walks john are and is probably 5'11'. Big hard bolt ons. She lives in Madison Heights. The backpage girl really doesn't even look like Jenna, and she promotes the west side of Detroit. And it's a different number. I thought we already went over this.[/QUOTE]The BP link I posted is the same Jenna / Summer walking the R. Period. And she no longer lives in madison heights. She moved out awhile back. She lives basically at 8 and R. Those are old pics but that is definitely her. I thought we already went over this.
Had some time so decided to go up on the are. At first I didn't see too much but after a stop to get parts at the parts store I came back down the R. I saw the one reasonably tall WSW, blonde, at the BP but there was a guy she was hanging close to sitting on the curb. Near the party store to the north, there was this one older blonde, looked pretty good but ALMOST too good on the east side of the road. I decided since I didn't know her I would pass. She disappeared for a bit and on my last cruise, I saw her once again. I also saw this thicker red head that I was interested in (like red heads) but by the time I came around she was gone. No sign of the Unicorn but there was a BSW hanging near her spot that looked too fugly for me.
That's all for today
[QUOTE=Giovani; 1778227]Months ago I got with Jenna. From Florida, big fake tits? Very chatty and talkative? She used to post on BP and my guess is the guy she is hanging with is her BF. She has a lot of drama in her life. She gives fantastic BBJCIM. I did have digits from a massage card she had made, though I don't think she is doing the massage thing anymore as it appears she is mostly walking the ARE.
Edit: [url]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sensual-summer-247-incalloutcall-anytime-248-688-6542-29/9415506[/url]
That is the Summer I am referring to who regularly hits the R. She also lives there too but is posting in Livonia. Again, rumors about her and HIV I believe but those sound like they came from an angry boyfriend. Any of these girls could have anything. STD's would be common but HIV is rare. Mostly these women will have HCV (hep C) from the IV drug use. As long as you wear a condom for sex you will be fine. A BBJ will not transmit HIV. There is not one reported transmission from getting a blowjob with an HIV infected person. Actually most STDs are rare to get from BBJ except maybe NGU.[/QUOTE]Jenna and Summer are two totally different people.
Summer, as far as I know is on the west side and hasn't been to the Area. I know she's typically down in Livonia and that's where she's currently living. Summer is about 5'5 chubby with curves and nice (probably) Ds. Pics you posted are her, but the pics are old. Saw her once, but wouldn't see her again.
Jenna is taller and not as curvy in the hips and as everyone mentioned bolt-ons. Plus she always seems to have her make-up in some sort of disarray. She also has an out of state area code (at least when I had her digits) and as mentioned was from FL.
[QUOTE=The Mad Humper; 1778038]Gerbilling, also known as gerbil stuffing or gerbil shooting describes a sexual practice of inserting small live animals (usually gerbils but also mice, hamsters, rats and various other rodents) into the human rectum to obtain stimulation. Some variations of the legend suggest that the rodent be covered in a narcotic substance such as cocaine prior to being inserted.
I was watching this porn online the other day and I was watching this dude have a gerbel walk in and out of the asshole of this * he was with. This * was looking like she was really enjoying it. After watching that porn I decided to buy a small mouse and do some driving around looking for a * to try it out on. I hit fort street and I spotted this * lisa and I decided to scoop her up and I took her up to the motel. When we got in the room I told the * I wanted to do a bunch of freaky shit to her ass and pussy (I didn't say what) and we negotiated a price and I had her strip down and get on the bed. First I had her bend over and I was poking my finger at her asshole and I knew there would be no way this mouse would be able to fit in there. So I had the * roll over and I was playing with her clit and fingering her pussy and just by feeling the looseness I knew there would be plenty of room for this mouse to climb up in her. So I got this * all nice and wet and I was like are you ready for some freaky shit? She was just like, I guess, then I pulled the mouse out the bag. She was just like what, what are you doing with that. I told her I was going to hold the mouse by the tail and have it crawl in and out of her pussy. Just to reassure her I told her I do this all the time with the other girls I pick up. I told her most of the girls kind of enjoy it. I was just like lay back down and I started rubbing her pussy. I was like I promise it won't hurt you. I got a good grip on the mouse, pinched its tail and put its head right up to her pussy. I spread this bitches pussy wide open, exposing a nice gapping hole, and this mouse crawled right up into her puss. I pinched this mouses tail and was rubbing her clit and I could just tell by the look on her face that it felt good. With me rubbing her clit and having this mouse moving around inside of her she actually had an orgasm. After she nutted I just pulled the mouse right out. This was definately the most freaky thing I've experimented with so far in my life.[/QUOTE]ROTFLMFAO I was wondering where you were MadHump! I got to say your posts are pretty entertaining. Thanks for the report
My work has me traveling so I will be off end of the month and on the Westside looking for SW that can help me with my indulging in rock candy & BBBJ without getting ripped off. Any help or direction greatly appreciated. Not being around on a daily basis makes things more difficult.
Cum to those who wait! I cruised a good 5 hours last night and didn't see anything that really interested me last night except the slim blonde on Fort and you guys were circling her like sharks! LOL There was not a whole lot of activity or I was just being too picky! I saw a female in a hoodie in Warrendale but never got a look at her face because she would not look up and I saw a slim blonde (short hair) WSW on the Ave early this morning and as I rode by she turned toward the mirrored windowed building about a block past Martin to fix her hair or something and someone else made the scoop! I saw a few out of town mongers cruising and I saw the same 6 or 7 guys cruising Fort for most of the night. I had called it a lost cause and was heading home and decided to hit Plymouth in hopes of spotting Holly from that area as this was her usual time to be out. I thought I saw her and circled around and some other monger pulled up and blocked my view (he was also trying to scoop apparently) so I circled around again and caught her walking on a side street. She at first said she was not interested but after some quick and clever small talk she hopped in. I told her I thought she was Holly at first and she told me Holly has a man now and does not really work the streets just off the phone. The checks cleared and we went hunting for a spot. Veronica is probably about 5'4" 110lbs and at a distance resembles Holly! She said she is from Israel but moved to the US very young and is 28. The spot we agreed on was taken by the other monger so we cruised a little and she suggested another spot which worked very well for me. I flipped her Jackson and she said it wouldn't take long because she is good at what she does. Oh no, I thought this is not going to be fun! However, Great Super Hoover action DTBBBJ2CIM and good BLS All I could say is DAMN! Not only did she suck the chrome off the trailer hitch she sucked the chrome, the trailer hitch and the trailer and the full size SUV towing the trailer and the boat next to the trailer through 20 feet of garden hose! What a Fucking Peach! She does not have a phone yet said she just left her extended stay at the county bed and breakfast but she is usually out in the same places and same times as Holly used to be! I will definately be on the look out for this one again. I sent Hamilton her way for a tip. Did I say What A Peach? LOL
Got out of work early this morning and decided to hit fort street and see if there were any ho's out walking. On my first pass I spotted Melanie so I decided to do a quick scoop. Just drove around the hood with her while she sucked my dick. I like her deep thoat skills and the nice slow approach she takes. I busted a big fat nut in her mouth then dropped her back off by the party store on campbell. After dropping her off I thought fuc* it, I should have gotten another blowjob from her. I was still kind of horny. I circled back around and she was no where to be seen. I went up a little further and spotted this bitc7 standing on the corner of fort and military. She was about 5' 6" with shoulder lenght brown hair. She didn't look bad so I went in and did the scoop. Bitc8 got in and we did the checks and she told me her name was TT. Not the greatest greatest looking once she got in the car but she could suck a dick and thats all I was looking for. I had her suck my dick while I cruised thru the side streets. I busted my nut right in her mouth and she swallowed it like a champ. Total spend this morning = .27 .That was a great way to end a one day work week. Now begins my seven day vacation. I forsee several trips to the hood in the upcoming week.
[QUOTE=Generous Swag;1779309]My work has me traveling so I will be off end of the month and on the Westside looking for SW that can help me with my indulging in rock candy[/QUOTE]A close ATF of mine was recently assaulted and sent to the hospital by a monger who she said was tweaked out of his mind. I'm not saying all users are shady folks, but I won't be of much help to someone who openly admits this. Sorry.
[QUOTE=Hotone33;1779094]No sign of the Unicorn but there was a BSW hanging near her spot that looked too fugly for me.[/QUOTE]I have no experience with the SW scene in the metro area and have recently thought I should give it a look. Over the past several weeks I've had cause to visit Belle Isle a number of times and thus had opportunies to make a slight detour and check out John R from 9 to McNichols. On the passes I've made I've seen a number of SW's, but was unable to make contact with any that interested me. In particular I hoped to stumble upon Fatima, but never could seem to find her (not that I really knew what she looked like).
Yesterday evening I finally lucked out. On my drive back north around 7:30 I stopped at the station at John R and McNichols to grab a couple gallons of gas. I saw a thin BSW and long, curly haired white girl standing just north of the station on John R. The BSW approached me (she looked like a real mess) asking if I wanted a date (I didn't). I asked who the other girl was and, as I suspected, learned it was Fatima. I waved Fatima over and dismissed the other girl giving her a dollar.
I didn't intend to take Fatima as I was headed to visit family and had no time. Instead I asked her to take a ride with me and talk about a future meeting. Turns out the train wreck BSW was Cynthia, the one that beat Fatima. The damage on her forearm was un-covered and looked to be a large bump about the size of a half dollar and about 3/4 inch high. There was a small perforation in the middle of the bump. It looked similar to a spider bite that had become infected and swollen though she said there had been a piece of glass embedded in it and she had recently been to a hospital to have it looked at. It is an ugly wound that will hopefully improve now that it has been treated.
She intended to show me where she lived, but on heading back down John R towards her street she noticed a police van pulling into the gas station. The leo's made her nervous and she asked me to drop her short of her road.
As has been mentioned a number of times she is an attractive lady with a nice, thin body and a very nice demeanor. I can easily see why so many have sympathy for her. She told me she was daily using crack and had a 5 fix a day H habit. She also mentioned having been to rehab 14 times and a few other things about her life. I wish I'd had the opportunity to meet her sometime in the past before the substance abuse had taken its toll.
I hope to bump into her when I have more time with which to work.
[QUOTE=KwalaBear;1779478]A close ATF of mine was recently assaulted and sent to the hospital by a monger who she said was tweaked out of his mind. I'm not saying all users are shady folks, but I won't be of much help to someone who openly admits this. Sorry.[/QUOTE]I understand not my style.
[QUOTE=KwalaBear;1779478]A close ATF of mine was recently assaulted and sent to the hospital by a monger who she said was tweaked out of his mind. I'm not saying all users are shady folks, but I won't be of much help to someone who openly admits this. Sorry.[/QUOTE]I know who you are talking about and after seeing what happen to her, they better catch him before I do. Its not right what he did.
On my way to work and there were about 10 cruisers and 20 officers swarming the Victory on Telegraph and Grandriver. Channel 7 was heading in that direction as well
Leo was out in force yesterday on the Ave. I saw two bust going down. Dearborn Police were also conducting operations in Detroit as well. They were operating at least one mile in the Detroit city limits.
[QUOTE=Poppabd;1780461]I know who you are talking about and after seeing what happen to her, they better catch him before I do. Its not right what he did.[/QUOTE]And I got 4 words: white van Mexican driving. You can arrange them in any order that makes sense.
But lets hope that there are some Lionhearted Empathetic Operatives around somewhere, maybe lurking here in the shadows, who actually give a shit, and want to catch someone who may very well have some blood on his hands.