Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BusterRon;6154274]This is what works for me, but everyone probably has a different approach that works for them that is tailored to their personality, looks, age, etc. First thing is when paying I usually tilt my wallet to subtly show I have extra cash. Usually I need the light to make sure I'm grabbing the right bills anyways. For me, I get naked and make minimal effort to cover up. Basically telling the masseuse nonverbally that I'm relaxed when it comes to cover. Sometimes I sit on the table and don't lie down until they come in. Making them cover me up, if they even do. When it comes to chit chat, I'm a quiet type and really only answer questions. Tell her what pressure I want, say it feels good when she asks, etc. If she says something like "you're so strong" I usually reply "thank you, it's nice to be massaged by such a pretty nice lady. " Or something like that. I mean don't say that if you don't mean it. If she asks if you've been there before, I don't lie. If I have been then it's a very honest yes and if not I usually say no, my usual place is busy. Then enjoy the massage as much as you can. Whether you get extras or not you may as well relax. If she's spending a lot of time between your thighs, raise your hips a little. I don't like to grab ladies without permission. I might gently touch their leg but I don't go for a handful of ass since if they are legit things might get weird. Then the flip.

When I turn over I intentionally let the towel fall off. If she's careful to keep it on you when you turn over, then just relax and see where it goes. Usually at this point she will look at you to get a nod. If her hand is lingering you can gently guide it to where you want it. If she says she doesn't want trouble, I assure her I give no trouble but I don't push it beyond that. If HE hasn't already commenced, relax and enjoy the rub down while paying attention to other hints. If she stands at your side and rubs your belly while holding your hand, she's waiting for you to move her hand. If she says "ok, __ minutes left" that means she's letting you know it's "now or never" and just whip off the towel and see what happens. Once contact is made, the law breaking is already underway so you can be more direct and ask for topless or if you can touch. I never ask how much and if a provider ever said "hand job for $40" out loud I'd be worried it was a sting. Best to have fun and argue price after. I figure then if there's a raid I can say I wasn't paying for it, I thought she just liked me![/QUOTE]Simply the BEST advice. Great job.

New place opened in Excelsior off 41 and 7, Tonka Massage. Mixed clues from the outside, it is in a strip mall but the sign they bought and put up is very professional. Finally poked my head in yesterday to check it out. Immediately got the vibe the place is legit only. Mid-40's guy working the front counter, they have full-body, hot-stone, and foot massages listed on the menu visible on the front counter. The outside sign, the decor, the guy working the counter, all screamed legit only place. I chatted with the guy briefly to be friendly, then bailed. I will probably go for a foot massage at some point because the pricing is very reasonable for all their services and an asian foot massage by someone who knows what they are doing is awesome. Figured I would post in case someone saw it pop up on google maps and was curious if it was an option.

So I'm going to be in west / north west suburbs and was thinking of looking for a place to try.

Apparently there's a new AMP called Lucky's and it's in an older home. The first few reviews seem pretty fake, so guessing the owner is trying to drum up business. Anybody happen to give it a shot yet?

If anyone has leads along the 494 or 94 corridor I'd be ever so thankful for advice or a PM. All the joints I used to visit when I used to work over there went away. With every other joint in Burnsville providing at least L1 I don't venture out too often but liking the idea of a change of scenery.

[QUOTE=BusterRon;6154274]This is what works for me, but everyone probably has a different approach that works for them that is tailored to their personality, looks, age, etc. First thing is when paying I usually tilt my wallet to subtly show I have extra cash. Usually I need the light to make sure I'm grabbing the right bills anyways. For me, I get naked and make minimal effort to cover up. Basically telling the masseuse nonverbally that I'm relaxed when it comes to cover. Sometimes I sit on the table and don't lie down until they come in. Making them cover me up, if they even do. When it comes to chit chat, I'm a quiet type and really only answer questions. Tell her what pressure I want, say it feels good when she asks, etc. If she says something like "you're so strong" I usually reply "thank you, it's nice to be massaged by such a pretty nice lady. " Or something like that. I mean don't say that if you don't mean it. If she asks if you've been there before, I don't lie. If I have been then it's a very honest yes and if not I usually say no, my usual place is busy. Then enjoy the massage as much as you can. Whether you get extras or not you may as well relax. If she's spending a lot of time between your thighs, raise your hips a little. I don't like to grab ladies without permission. I might gently touch their leg but I don't go for a handful of ass since if they are legit things might get weird. Then the flip.

When I turn over I intentionally let the towel fall off. If she's careful to keep it on you when you turn over, then just relax and see where it goes. Usually at this point she will look at you to get a nod. If her hand is lingering you can gently guide it to where you want it. If she says she doesn't want trouble, I assure her I give no trouble but I don't push it beyond that. If HE hasn't already commenced, relax and enjoy the rub down while paying attention to other hints. If she stands at your side and rubs your belly while holding your hand, she's waiting for you to move her hand. If she says "ok, __ minutes left" that means she's letting you know it's "now or never" and just whip off the towel and see what happens. Once contact is made, the law breaking is already underway so you can be more direct and ask for topless or if you can touch. I never ask how much and if a provider ever said "hand job for $40" out loud I'd be worried it was a sting. Best to have fun and argue price after. I figure then if there's a raid I can say I wasn't paying for it, I thought she just liked me![/QUOTE]Well stated. Like someone else said, I often lie about being there before. I'll usually say yes but it's been a long time. The way they rotate through, that gets them to think I was there before they started. I do have one question on what you said, do they still do the "ok, __ minutes left" comment? I was trying to remember when and where I last heard that since it's been so long. I think it was either Lucky's in Burnsville or the place up in Otsego, both of which have been closed for years.

[QUOTE=OnlyMe1234;6155882]Well stated. Like someone else said, I often lie about being there before. I'll usually say yes but it's been a long time. The way they rotate through, that gets them to think I was there before they started. I do have one question on what you said, do they still do the "ok, __ minutes left" comment? I was trying to remember when and where I last heard that since it's been so long. I think it was either Lucky's in Burnsville or the place up in Otsego, both of which have been closed for years.[/QUOTE]I used to get that warning at Natural Therapeutics in Mpls. Earlier thread about getting into this "hobby" reminded me of that place since it was where I had my first success with L1. Prior to that it was DIY at Rosemary (which is now Trudys) which was my first AMP experience. I've had a couple ladies use it at Burnsville joints recently but most of the time I just turn over and the fun starts or they put their hand in mine and wait.

Lucky in Bville was great, miss that spot.

I visited Otsego when Amy worked there. She was in her 30's and had the tramp stamp tattoo on her back. She was very good looking. First time there I left the towel off of me for the first massage of the morning. She was conservative at first even covering me but later during the massage she uncovered me snd then grazed my balls saying sorry. I smiled saying don't be. Next thing I know she's licking my ear while teasing me and we start making out DFK big time. It was wild she was then on top of me and I was pulling off her cloths so I pulled off her leggings then thong eventually getting her naked like me and the kissing continued. I was fingering her pussy and she was wet loving it. As we were making out she grabbed my dick and positioned herself for me to enter her bare. I was so turned on I just grabbed her ass pushed in and we were fucking. Admittedly I didn't last long it was such a suprise we were doing this and didn't talk about a tip at all. I'm certain I creampied her in less than 5 minutes LOL. I gave her a 100 tip so 170 for GFE BBFS. I do get tested so I was clean but yeah afterwards I did wonder how many dudes bust in her a day LOL. It wasnt the same after she left. Kind of wish I had that experience at spa nut because the asians there were the probably the hottest but I only got HJs there and some topless fondeling with some light fingering.

[QUOTE=OnlyMe1234;6155882]Well stated. Like someone else said, I often lie about being there before. I'll usually say yes but it's been a long time. The way they rotate through, that gets them to think I was there before they started. I do have one question on what you said, do they still do the "ok, __ minutes left" comment? I was trying to remember when and where I last heard that since it's been so long. I think it was either Lucky's in Burnsville or the place up in Otsego, both of which have been closed for years.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BusterRon;6156202]I used to get that warning at Natural Therapeutics in Mpls. Earlier thread about getting into this "hobby" reminded me of that place since it was where I had my first success with L1. Prior to that it was DIY at Rosemary (which is now Trudys) which was my first AMP experience. I've had a couple ladies use it at Burnsville joints recently but most of the time I just turn over and the fun starts or they put their hand in mine and wait.

Lucky in Bville was great, miss that spot.[/QUOTE]I really miss Natural Therapeutics. Despite never getting more than a topless HJ, it is still one of my favorites. I would do 90 minute sessions there since they ladies were so fun to be with. Don't remember how it started but at the end I would reach down their shirt and stuff the tip into their bra. They always thought that great. The only downside of that place was the location. I would only go there in the winter because during the summer there was always too many people sitting outside at the neighboring restaurants.

Only made it to Lucky once. It was decent but when I left I noticed a much better looking lady sitting at the desk. With the lady that I had standing behind I thought it would be awkward to ask if she also does massages, didn't want the other one to think I didn't like her. I was going to try to get the lady at the desk the next time I went but when I got there, they had already shut down.

[QUOTE=PartTimeGuy;6155802]New place opened in Excelsior off 41 and 7, Tonka Massage. Mixed clues from the outside, it is in a strip mall but the sign they bought and put up is very professional. Finally poked my head in yesterday to check it out. Immediately got the vibe the place is legit only. Mid-40's guy working the front counter, they have full-body, hot-stone, and foot massages listed on the menu visible on the front counter. The outside sign, the decor, the guy working the counter, all screamed legit only place. I chatted with the guy briefly to be friendly, then bailed. I will probably go for a foot massage at some point because the pricing is very reasonable for all their services and an asian foot massage by someone who knows what they are doing is awesome. Figured I would post in case someone saw it pop up on google maps and was curious if it was an option.[/QUOTE]I reviewed this place before. It's straight legit. Went 4 times. All legit. Asked, and got denied. Asked again, and said they don't do thay there. Asked again another time and even said no towel. She massaged me straight naked with no towel on the front and at the end I asked and she said "sorry I don't want to get in trouble". Whatever. BUT. It's the best damn massage you can get. These girls are good. That's why I went 4 times.

[QUOTE=ChrisNoit2;6158159]I reviewed this place before. It's straight legit. Went 4 times. All legit. Asked, and got denied. Asked again, and said they don't do thay there. Asked again another time and even said no towel. She massaged me straight naked with no towel on the front and at the end I asked and she said "sorry I don't want to get in trouble". Whatever. BUT. It's the best damn massage you can get. These girls are good. That's why I went 4 times.[/QUOTE]If you're active like me, sometimes getting that legit massage naked with a cute Asian ain't so bad!

Got a nice foot massage from a shorty who's names starts with an S. She asked me if I wanted full body massage, I immediately thought of my junk and said what the hell, shorty is cute and there's some chemistry. I do my usual, lay down naked on the futon, she comes in, lightly caresses my body complementing me on my soft skin and muscular athletic physic. We talk a little bit in mandarin, a skill that will get get you places if you know what I mean. We have some laughs, talk about life. Very great massage switching from light to more pressure. When it's time to flip, there's no cover, I'm hard as a rock and my junk springs forward. "Wow you are big" I don't ask for anything, but I don't get anything either. Sometimes you just want a great massage and conversation with a girl who will complement you and make you feel good. Not sure if I would've got a he, but I left happy. Would see again.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;6143297][URL]https://m.startribune.com/murder-charges-man-says-he-shot-victim-in-inver-grove-heights-home-in-dispute-over-erotic-massage/600210686/[/URL][/QUOTE]Mass, do you know this ass? The tragedy will impact our hobby somehow, sometime in some sideways manor. Just as the crackdown on illegal trafficking of women and girls has done. Against slavery and forced sex work, but pro commerce and the ability to market skill and professional services in a competitive marketplace. 3 V's forever.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;6158594]Got a nice foot massage from a shorty who's names starts with an S. She asked me if I wanted full body massage, I immediately thought of my junk and said what the hell, shorty is cute and there's some chemistry. I do my usual, lay down naked on the futon, she comes in, lightly caresses my body complementing me on my soft skin and muscular athletic physic. We talk a little bit in mandarin, a skill that will get get you places if you know what I mean. We have some laughs, talk about life. Very great massage switching from light to more pressure. When it's time to flip, there's no cover, I'm hard as a rock and my junk springs forward. "Wow you are big" I don't ask for anything, but I don't get anything either. Sometimes you just want a great massage and conversation with a girl who will complement you and make you feel good. Not sure if I would've got a he, but I left happy. Would see again.[/QUOTE]Her name is Sue. Same ending. It's a legit parlor.

During my last visit to a massage parlor, while we were negotiating, I was specifically asked to not share any internet reviews about my experience. Has anyone else has this happen to them? Or am I unique?

[QUOTE=ChrisNoit2;6159836]Her name is Sue. Same ending. It's a legit parlor.[/QUOTE]I bet some effort, I can get her to turn. I'm not sure I want to though. Some times you like them just the way they are.

[QUOTE=MagicMan99;6159931]During my last visit to a massage parlor, while we were negotiating, I was specifically asked to not share any internet reviews about my experience. Has anyone else has this happen to them? Or am I unique?[/QUOTE]Unique. Bet you're only one getting some.