Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BBQ21;6141280]I went about six weeks ago expecting a legit massage but I was surprised and happy with my visit. Tried it again a few days ago and got a different lady. No extras this time.

I have never been offered a table shower or futon. Maybe I need to ask.[/QUOTE]Great advice for the noobies out there! Don't be afraid to ask. You miss 100!percent of the shots you don't take.

I'm probably the youngest guy on this board, but my will to fail and keep trying is what makes me probably the most successful.

[QUOTE=TacoHead123;6140585]I dm most of why'all but I'll just say it here.

I'm not sure if the admin will allow this.

It's Kings Spa in Burnsville Goodluck everybody.[/QUOTE]Mmm yes. I reviewed this place here on 9/1. Consistent L1 but nothing special in my book. Glad you had fun. If I'm in that area there are other options I like better.

Sure is tough to have a conversation here when you have to wait for your posts to be reviewed.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;6141352]Great advice for the noobies out there! Don't be afraid to ask. You miss 100!percent of the shots you don't take.

I'm probably the youngest guy on this board, but my will to fail and keep trying is what makes me probably the most successful.[/QUOTE]For real Mass? I would have thought you were older by how often you get around the scene.

If you aren't younger than 26, you'll have to relinquish title of youngest here tho.

[QUOTE=Ridley1991;6141408]Sure is tough to have a conversation here when you have to wait for your posts to be reviewed.[/QUOTE]I think it's only for the first 25 posts.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;6141352]Great advice for the noobies out there! Don't be afraid to ask. You miss 100!percent of the shots you don't take.

I'm probably the youngest guy on this board, but my will to fail and keep trying is what makes me probably the most successful.[/QUOTE]I probably the oldest guy on this board. I agree with your statement. Never give up.

[QUOTE=Ridley1991;6140330]I'm traveling to WI next week. A couple places I'd like to visit. I'll post in the WI area but I'll report here to if they'll allow. Occasionally I'm in the Rochester, NY and Kansas areas as well. All three places have known FS AMPs.[/QUOTE]Travelled thru Chippewa Falls WI a couple of weeks ago and stopped in at Queen (Spa / Massage) on recommendation from post here. Was so happy with the service that a few hours later I did a return stop. Got even better with the four hand I sprung for. Pricey paying for everything, but since I didn't buy the car I had some money, (wasted time looking at car) but Queen massage made my day worthwhile. YMMV, still miss Tucson.

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[QUOTE=BurtForPres;6141616]For real Mass? I would have thought you were older by how often you get around the scene.

If you aren't younger than 26, you'll have to relinquish title of youngest here tho.[/QUOTE]I'm younger than 24.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;6142512]I'm younger than 24.[/QUOTE]Sheeeeeesh, you go brother. Hat's off to ya.

[QUOTE=ChrisNoit2;6141769]I think it's only for the first 25 posts.[/QUOTE]Never yet had a post simply go through. I think they all get reviewed.

Not that this is a bad thing. No doubt about it some posts are argumentative, mean spirited, or reveal information that should be kept private.

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[QUOTE=CarpMaster;6076810] & Ridley 1991; Being older I sometimes have an issue finishing. Maybe I need more physical contact, rather then just lay there as she works on me. I tell them it's me not them. I also tip my usual amount like you, as she put in a good effort to finish me.

My mind don't drift off to stop it from happening. It's random so I never know when it will happen. [/QUOTE]It's not really a competition being the oldest one on this forum. I'll compete well with most here (64). And I too have trouble finishing and getting strong. But I've got the helper, which I've nicknamed the ugly pill. Does it work, really hard to tell, but mostly, yes it helps. The amount I take, and time frame varies on use. Plus some days my lust is just up. Plus I'm a variety seeker, so there are so many other variables on any encounter. I should just commit to a weekly session and control for some of the variables. Therapist massage skill, my comfort level, attractiveness, value (cost), excitement, etc. I fine the older therapist easier for my imagination to accept into my fantasy. But this last winter in Tucson was a trip.

The point of this post is to say to Riley 1991 & CarpMaster, I'm there with you. Let's do coffee and really compare notes. I got a coffee shop or breakfast place in Roseville that have private rooms where male (pig) conversations can be held. Out of the shadows and into the culture wars we go.

[QUOTE=Gentler;6143002]Never yet had a post simply go through. I think they all get reviewed.

Not that this is a bad thing. No doubt about it some posts are argumentative, mean spirited, or reveal information that should be kept private.[/QUOTE]I've started coping my post because I could not figure out the objection to a post that was Not allowed. Extra step to be able to argue my point with admin afterwards. Hard to do when I have a vague idea of the point I was trying to make. One was discarded because it was discouraging others from posting. It had to do with a therapist who shushes about noise during the massage. I have a booming voice sometimes. Or my joy of the massage got to loud. They do Not want the boss to find out, or other therapist, whatever. Remember "Variety, value & volume."

LOL!! Mass, you cracked me up seeing this tag this morning. I'm good buddy, thanks for checking on me. First of all, I don't invite any of the providers to my place. Secondly, man I'd see better looking providers. I don't mind donating more for the better looking and service.

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