Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JoeMaleMpls;6058806]Ok we need to setup a TOFTT fund. Everyone should be sending $5 to my Venmo to pay for the emotional distress this appointment has caused me. 😀.

So started out with texting the provider for an appointment through in some obvious flirting or language that clear states what I am looking for without stating what I am looking for. Should of been a red flag when she is only open 12-6 pm but little head wanted to find a new spot.

So I show up and her office is located in an office build with many other business sharing the same hallway, lobby, and bathrooms (This will be important in a little bit). I walk in am greeted by an older lady (par the course now days) not attractive maybe 55-60? Anyways I have already committed. Prices $70 an hr $50 for 30 mins. Should of listen to my big head and did the 30 min.

Office space is very small with a curtain dividing the table and her "office area". I walk in she is watching China news channel on her laptop. She greets me I shut the door behind me give her the money and she takes me to the table side of the room. Table has just a small towel as "cover" which I thought was a good sign. Face down on the table she comes in and I hear music but the new channel is still on WTF but ok whatever. Then she starts talking in broken English wanted to have a conversation again I am with chatting them up but normally on the flip face down I can't hear and want to relax. All of a sudden I hear noises from the hallway and the room is getting cold. I peek my head up and see she open the F'in door WTF again. She moved the towel in between the cheeks to access one leg at a time. Then did some stretching which cause my junk to be exposed. She didn't cover me back up until the next leg. Ok not bad maybe something will happen spent some time on the butt cheeks but my teasing the boys. I forgot to turn my phone off so had to get off the table completely naked she didn't leave the room or seem to care. Again ok good sign.

On the flip this small towel barely covering my semi now she makes sure it in place by tucking around my cock touching him and grabbing him through the towel. I said we don't need that think that was a hint. I get hit with the finish "no want trouble" again WTF. She is rubbing my legs and stretching again towel falls off on its own (again very small towel) she covers me back up like I did it saying no trouble. The door wide open I start showing signs of complete displeasure she said sorry I can't do that. Get to the point I am laying there and she rubbing one leg and I look up she's watching the f'in news channel. I told her to get a hot towel with 10 minutes left. Left her with out a tip.

Why have unscented oil and the smallest draping if your not offering HE. Also the table we covered in a manor that I doubt is complete changed after each session. Had a towel under my junk and butt but the shoulders and legs were on the very uncomfortable decorated table cover which I wonder if is ever changed. I've had some very bad service before but this was by far the worst.[/QUOTE]JG Spa has been in business for 10 years. I wonder how this place and several others in the area that provide neither a good massage or extras manage to stay in business.

[QUOTE=AnythingCool;6059667]JG Spa has been in business for 10 years. I wonder how this place and several others in the area that provide neither a good massage or extras manage to stay in business.[/QUOTE]Probably from uninformed, horny guys wanting to try for a HE. I really do forget how many mongers lone wolf it.

Been hitting it pretty hard recently with massages and escorts, should have more reviews soon. Sugar sites seem to be drying up and I'm getting bored with my regulars!

Lex.

Saw her in uptown but she also hosts out of St. Paul. Hopped on bed and proceeded with topless rub from fairly attractive, heavily tattooed bigger girl. Nice boobs. Conversation was good, then came the flip with lots of oil and jacking. Was 200 at this point but for 200 more covered FS is a possibility, along with some form of mutual touch, which I decided not to do. I was out of there in about 22 minutes and considered myself lucky for only being down 200! For that price point I think there are better, more attractive options who will do more.

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Ariana.

Apparently new to Mpls, she hosts out of a hotel in uptown where she brings a table. She's an attractive slightly bigger lady somewhat in the mold of Bridget Moynihan / Angelina Jolie. Standard massage with oil, then to flip and oil jacking. Had to ask her to pull down lingerie to reveal tits which are nice and full, with extremely large nipples, probably half dollar size or more with some funky texture. Pretty so-so experience with no hint of extras for 160. Asks lots of questions and is friendly, so maybe worth it, not sure.

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[QUOTE=LastsLonger;6054384]Healing Bodywork.[/QUOTE]I think this is miss Li bodywork.

So I went to Chicago over the weekend, shoot me a DM if you want the location / name of the provider.

It was an interesting experience to say the least. I went to a place I randomly picked on Google maps because why the hell not. Their Google page said they opened at 10, but when I called to see if I needed to make an appointment they asked me to come at 10:45 because that was when they wanted to open that day which was fine by me. The girl at the register was like 30, she was maybe 5'2" and had a really nice figure. She was super nice to me, and kept touching my side, my waist and my hand while she walked me to the room. They were cleaning the floors when I showed up, not a big deal either. I got undressed and laid on the table, the girl took about 5 minutes to come in (I paid for an hour and received like an hour and maybe 10 minutes), she saw me on the table and asked what pressure I wanted. At this point in time I was laying face down and did not see her face, but I immediately noticed she was wearing a skirt with spanks underneath it. I told her I wanted a harder-pressure massage and she said she would walk on my back, which was a first for me.

Things became clear pretty early on that it was going to be a sexual experience, she walked on my back, my butt and my legs. She shifted my legs apart with her feet, stepped down onto the table between them, and started rubbing my junk with her feet super gently. Then She got off the table, put a knee on either side of my head, and started rubbing my body from the top of my back all the way to my legs. She pressed her thighs up against my head, and told me to rub my beard on them. Literally heaven. I moved my hands up to her ass, it was super soft and bigger than I expected. She slid down my back, her finger went in between the cheeks, and totally unexpectedly she inserted her finger inside of me, maybe an inch? I don't mind that at all but I was shocked. I am a clean person, I showered pretty thoroughly before going, but I imagine that could be disgusting. We did this for a bit then she sat between my legs and rubbed my lower back and butt. I turned around to ask her if she would remove the spanks (she said no) but after she said no, she pulled her mask down and blew me a kiss. She was absolutely a 9/10 and I was shocked. She gave me a great massage.

She asked me to flip and that's when things kinda got weird? She was really nice and complimented certain aspects of my appearance that made me feel awesome, she put oil on my junk and started rubbing me. She grabbed my hand and said "You do it, I'll watch", my response was "I'd prefer you do it" which she came back with "Well let's both do it" and she put my hand on my junk while she worked the top part, then she moved my hand after like a minute and started doing it all herself, and then she pulled her mask back down, got nose to nose with me and stared with her eyes wide open, I was so caught off guard and it freaked me out at first. I ended up having a pretty intense experience. After I was done she cleaned me off, and talked to me a bit, asking me where I lived and if I would come see her again. I told her potentially, I didn't tell her I was from out of town. She kept touching my junk after she'd cleaned it, she had nails and it felt awesome. When the massage was done she got up and left the room, I left a 20% tip (I don't know what I'm doing ya'll she didn't discuss a price).

So I got dressed and opened the door, she grabbed my shoulders and looked around me to see if I left a tip, at this point I wanted to get out of there because it was really weird how she was acting. She said "Oh good" and got around me as quickly as possible to see how much. I walked towards the door and she came running after me to the door yelling "This isn't enough for what I did for you", it was super embarrassing. Was it worth it? Absolutely.

Went to favorite on East Travelers in Burnsville. All the young ones were booked so I ended up with the owner, I believe. (First door on the left.) Anyway on the flip she asked for $70 for HE only. She said all her customers pay that. What. I said $40 is standard and she came down to $60. I countered with $40. She then came down to $50. I countered with $40. She agreed and said next time $70. I said yeah right. Wouldn't repeat unless I get the young ones.

🤣129315;129315;129315; she shoulda said a price.

[QUOTE=Poogs;6072437]So I went to Chicago over the weekend, shoot me a DM if you want the location / name of the provider.

It was an interesting experience to say the least. I went to a place I randomly picked on Google maps because why the hell not. Their Google page said they opened at 10, but when I called to see if I needed to make an appointment they asked me to come at 10:45 because that was when they wanted to open that day which was fine by me. The girl at the register was like 30, she was maybe 5'2" and had a really nice figure. She was super nice to me, and kept touching my side, my waist and my hand while she walked me to the room. They were cleaning the floors when I showed up, not a big deal either. I got undressed and laid on the table, the girl took about 5 minutes to come in (I paid for an hour and received like an hour and maybe 10 minutes), she saw me on the table and asked what pressure I wanted. At this point in time I was laying face down and did not see her face, but I immediately noticed she was wearing a skirt with spanks underneath it. I told her I wanted a harder-pressure massage and she said she would walk on my back, which was a first for me.

Things became clear pretty early on that it was going to be a sexual experience, she walked on my back, my butt and my legs. She shifted my legs apart with her feet, stepped down onto the table between them, and started rubbing my junk with her feet super gently. Then She got off the table, put a knee on either side of my head, and started rubbing my body from the top of my back all the way to my legs. She pressed her thighs up against my head, and told me to rub my beard on them. Literally heaven. I moved my hands up to her ass, it was super soft and bigger than I expected. She slid down my back, her finger went in between the cheeks, and totally unexpectedly she inserted her finger inside of me, maybe an inch? I don't mind that at all but I was shocked. I am a clean person, I showered pretty thoroughly before going, but I imagine that could be disgusting. We did this for a bit then she sat between my legs and rubbed my lower back and butt. I turned around to ask her if she would remove the spanks (she said no) but after she said no, she pulled her mask down and blew me a kiss. She was absolutely a 9/10 and I was shocked. She gave me a great massage.

She asked me to flip and that's when things kinda got weird? She was really nice and complimented certain aspects of my appearance that made me feel awesome, she put oil on my junk and started rubbing me. She grabbed my hand and said "You do it, I'll watch", my response was "I'd prefer you do it" which she came back with "Well let's both do it" and she put my hand on my junk while she worked the top part, then she moved my hand after like a minute and started doing it all herself, and then she pulled her mask back down, got nose to nose with me and stared with her eyes wide open, I was so caught off guard and it freaked me out at first. I ended up having a pretty intense experience. After I was done she cleaned me off, and talked to me a bit, asking me where I lived and if I would come see her again. I told her potentially, I didn't tell her I was from out of town. She kept touching my junk after she'd cleaned it, she had nails and it felt awesome. When the massage was done she got up and left the room, I left a 20% tip (I don't know what I'm doing ya'll she didn't discuss a price).

So I got dressed and opened the door, she grabbed my shoulders and looked around me to see if I left a tip, at this point I wanted to get out of there because it was really weird how she was acting. She said "Oh good" and got around me as quickly as possible to see how much. I walked towards the door and she came running after me to the door yelling "This isn't enough for what I did for you", it was super embarrassing. Was it worth it? Absolutely.[/QUOTE]

Anybody got anything good? Have been busy, but willing to share what I know. Pm or post doesn't matter.

Right? She didn't mention a price or anything and she was fully in charge. The only time I asked her for anything more than the usual was if she'd take her shorts off under her skirt, which she said no to. My bad hahahaha.

[QUOTE=JButter9;6073152]🤣129315;129315;129315; she shoulda said a price.[/QUOTE]

With the demise of my go to massage for the TC, Hudson massage, I was happy to visit my ATF at Swan Massage in Hudson WI and then diss appointed to learned they closed up shop.

I called and they called me back after a week and told me no plans to reopen in Hudson / TC area.

I failed to ask them about Cindy, who is my ATF at both locations.

Do you guys know if she moved to another spa in Hudson / TC?

Thanks in advance and DM me please.

[QUOTE=Dream44;6072946]Went to favorite on East Travelers in Burnsville. All the young ones were booked so I ended up with the owner, I believe. (First door on the left.) Anyway on the flip she asked for $70 for HE only. She said all her customers pay that. What. I said $40 is standard and she came down to $60. I countered with $40. She then came down to $50. I countered with $40. She agreed and said next time $70. I said yeah right. Wouldn't repeat unless I get the young ones.[/QUOTE]They're getting ridiculous, what's a massage now 70 to 80 HR plus 70 tip, haha add a couple more bucks and you're in with a hot provider for HH and I guaranty the HE will be much more sensual. Just a thought.

Stay safe, there's a election coming up and now your dealing with the BCA and a lengthy list of supporters. Not just the locals anymore.

What time do you guys prefer? Is 30 min worth it? I'm a 60 min guy but a lot the time I realize 30 would of been good. But I actually want a good back massage + the extras, can I get that in 30 min?

[QUOTE=JButter9;6073664]What time do you guys prefer? Is 30 min worth it? I'm a 60 min guy but a lot the time I realize 30 would of been good. But I actually want a good back massage + the extras, can I get that in 30 min?[/QUOTE]For a legit massage, 30 is fine but I still prefer 60. I think the best way to go if testing the waters is to go with 30, see if any hints exist, if not HE on that then ask if 60 is a better massage. If she says yes, get that 2nd scheduled for 60 with same girl as soon as you can. I really only go for 30 if it is my first time at a place or if it is a straight-up FS place like does NOT exist in MN but does exist elsewhere. I would still prefer 60 but seems like most only offer 30.

[QUOTE=JButter9;6073664]What time do you guys prefer? Is 30 min worth it? I'm a 60 min guy but a lot the time I realize 30 would of been good. But I actually want a good back massage + the extras, can I get that in 30 min?[/QUOTE]60 for me. If 30 minutes was half the price, I might consider it but usually there isn't much of a price difference. Only had one 30 minute session. I called and they said they were available for an hour. It wasn't until I was paying her, that she insisted on only 30 minutes. I believe the prices were 50 and 70. Should have left but I stayed. I'm guessing she was hoping someone would come in right after me and they would get 100 instead of 70 for the hour. Haven't been back to that place although it wasn't just about the time, there was more not to like about that place.

In the past I have even done 90 minutes. One of the places I would do that was at Natural Therapeutics. Never got more than them getting nude and giving a HJ and them allowing me to massage them but they were fairly good looking and more importantly, they were fun to be with. They seemed to really like what they did and I enjoyed spending time with them.

[QUOTE=JButter9;6073664]What time do you guys prefer? Is 30 min worth it? I'm a 60 min guy but a lot the time I realize 30 would of been good. But I actually want a good back massage + the extras, can I get that in 30 min?[/QUOTE]I always like 60 minutes. I really enjoy a good massage and a HJ. 30 min is just to short. I was out of town a recently and knowing the place had a table shower, I went for 90 minutes.