Attention! Warning to fellow mongers.
For your safety. I would seriously avoid trying to pick up dates on the Ave IF YOU ARE DRIVING A RED EXPLORER! I know it's a popular car and color and to avoid a case of mistaken identity I would seriously avoid that area in that type of SUV, at least for a couple weeks. Apparently one of the girls who happens to be in REALLY good with a local dealer had a pretty bad time with a date. They are pretty pissed off about it. I am not or will ever be friends with these guys, but we talk every now and then. Trust me I would not want these guys angry at me. I'm not even sure if they give a shit if they get the right guy! So please please no picking up girls in a red explorers on the ave.
Now this is what I call a report.
Or lets say a "doctoral thesis". Great job!
[QUOTE=Billyboy0007;1216441]Tuesday around 6pm I decided to take a stroll down the Ave and see if anything was out. It seemed there was absolutely nothing besides a couple rough looking dayshifters. As I was about to give up I spotted A really hot petite blonde walking down the Ave. She was Blonde about 5'6, 110 lbs max and nice tan skin. She looked pretty young and I wasn't sure if she was working or not. I did a couple slow passes but she would not give me the look and kept walking. Everything seemed to point to she was not working, she was just to pretty and she wasn't acknowledging my advances, however my monger sense's were going nuts. I decided to be a little more direct. I really, really hate doing this as it is so easy to back fire and make you end up looking like an perverted a$$ (which BTW I totally am). I pulled into a parking lot of a party store and picked a spot really close to the side walk. I waited for a moment only to see her walk into the store. Damn! I decided to wait just a little longer and just as I was about to drive away she walks out and back towards me. I decided to give it a try as again the monger radar was going nuts. She walked passed my car with her blinders on I yelled out the window "hey" she looked "do you want a ride?" again I really hate doing that! She paused for a second and said "why not" and jumped into the ride. Once she was in my car my mind was completely blown. She was HOT! She said her name was Lacey and she was 21. I was having a really hard time not starring at her perfect tanned B cup tits. I asked if she was a cop and she said "nope" and she asked if I was I said "nope" then there was a pretty odd silence. She said "will you feel my tit then?" LOL Is the sky blue? After that we agreed on $60 for a room date she declined any party favor's but I told her I would tip in addition if she was good. I really wanted a good date from this one. Again she was HOT! And stupid knew it and already standing at full attention. Once we were at the notel I started getting out and she said she would stay in the car. I hate when they do that. I replied "if you come with me now then we can go straight to the room" "oh ok I guess" Anyway with the keys in hand we made our way to the room and I was checking her nice tight a$$ out the whole walk there. Once in the room she asked if I minded if she showered. I told her not at all and she ran off to the shower (most likely to get high). After 10 minutes she came out nice and clean and with the towel still on. She walked over to the bed and asked if I was ready and dropped her towel. I was stunned and I think she knew it. She crawled over to me almost like a cat (I was kneeling on the bed) and proceeded to climb up chest so we were eye to eye. I told her how pretty she was and then asked if there was anything she didn't like to do? She replied "Anal and you have to have a condom on when we [email]f@ck[/email]" then moved even closer and she said "now let me show you what I will do!" Then she tried to kiss me on the lips. I say tried because I moved and she got the corner of my mouth kinda giving one of those lip sucking kisses. I don't know what it is, but that is like the 3rd time this has happened to me. Honestly I can't do it! I have no desire to find out what some other mongers cock tastes like, LOL! She then pushed me over and proceeded to give me one of the best ps BJ's ever. I was at the brink of cummin' and asked her to relax a sec because I didn't want to nut yet. She replied "ok, here let me help you take your mind of it". Then she spun around and almost jumped on my face and then started face [email]f@cking[/email] Me like crazy. WTF! She should be paying me now, LOL! Then she started 69 me almost bring me to a nut again. She knew and stopped then she said told me to [email]f@ck[/email] Her. I hit it several different positions and ended up getting off about 3 times. After we finished up she told me she normally advertises on an internet board and dates like that run $200 / hr and I had got a her at a very good price. I asked what board and she did not want to tell me because of the price I had got her at. She also said she was getting out of the hood and back to Dearborn. Which for her is a great idea. Honestly I hate to see any girl get caught up in that. I did not get any contact info as with most girls their phones get lost or stolen. HOWEVER I did take some pics for you horny [email]f@ckers.[/email] Sorry the only face pictures I have are some she took of us and we have clothes on so you wouldn't want to see those anyway, LOL. Good luck and be safe.[/QUOTE]