Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Member #2041;1226325]I TOTALLY agree with this, and in fact, I'm mad at myself for not reaming out Munzing when he did it. I was probably just too damn stunned that anyone could actually be that dense to have done this. Probably I would have if I actually patronized the club in question and/or knew the dancer in question.[/QUOTE]Minor fib on my part. Just wanted to see if anybody was reading. I have not been back to Goldfingers in many months. I have been calling and asking for Luka for months, I always get the same answer that she is on vacation. I would never give up this info in the club. Maybe another dancer got the info here? I don't know. Bummed she is gone, stoked to have been one, what seems to be the lucky minority that has had FS with a stripper at the club with no additional fee. Play safe.

What's the deal with the strip club scene in SD? I'm coming to visit this summer and want to get the low down on your fair city.

[QUOTE=IndianaGuy68;1424079]What's the deal with the strip club scene in SD? I'm coming to visit this summer and want to get the low down on your fair city.[/QUOTE]Some of the senior members might be able to provide a little more insight, but it's my understanding that we have some of the lamest clubs in the country. The local vice laws are extremely strict and heavily enforced. No touching and VERY low mileage dances. Les Girls in the Sports Arena area is great if you just want a cheap place to stare at some naked girls without constantly being pestered for tips or dances, but if you're looking for any sort of interaction, then you might consider either Tijuana or the clubs in one of the surrounding counties. I would advise you to not waste your time and money at any of the clubs here. But as I said, one of the more senior posters might know something I don't.

[QUOTE=IndianaGuy68;1424079]What's the deal with the strip club scene in SD? I'm coming to visit this summer and want to get the low down on your fair city.[/QUOTE]

Cheetahs. Best club hands down. Other clubs have far fewer and less attractive girls.

SD has very strict rules. That being said, you can find some girls that will get you off. For a price.

A trip to TJ is a must for any visitor. It can be dangerous if you wonder off the beaten path but if you grab a cab and stick to Adelitas, Hong Kong and The Alley, you'll be fine. Check out the International forums.

[QUOTE=Lascivious; 1434051]Cheetahs. Best club hands down. Other clubs have far fewer and less attractive girls.

SD has very strict rules. That being said, you can find some girls that will get you off. For a price.

A trip to Tijuana is a must for any visitor. It can be dangerous if you wonder off the beaten path but if you grab a cab and stick to Adelitas, Hong Kong and The Alley, you'll be fine. Check out the International forums.[/QUOTE]I agree with Lascivious report. Cheetahs has the best looking girls. My other choice is Body Shop.

[QUOTE=IndianaGuy68;1424079]What's the deal with the strip club scene in SD? I'm coming to visit this summer and want to get the low down on your fair city.[/QUOTE]Hey if you've got a rental car and some time, a drive north to Orange County might be a good option. About an hour and a half north on the 5 freeway, exit Ball road, turn right about a mile down on the right is Flamingos. Check out the orange county strip club reports and look for references to "the bird"

I've gone to Tijuana at least 10 times in the past 8 months. I haven't had any problems with the policia. As the other bro suggested, get a taxi (preferably from the Yellow Taxi stand) and tell them you want to go to Adelita's. All the better clubs are on Calle Coahuila-Hong Kong Adelita's Las Chavelas and Tropical. There is also a massage parlor called Mermaids across the street that's a little pricier but the bar is a mellow place to have a cerveza or two.

They also have strip clubs on or close to the main tourist drag such as Amnesia and Bolero's? But they are more expensive and probably not worth it.

The main things for Tijuana is dress without jewelry, avoid walking down the street talking on your phone, don't talk to the local hustlers who offer to "help" you find a girl or take you to a massage parlor, and don't get too wasted! The upside is being able to get laid from a gorgeous latina chica from anywhere for $60 to $100!

I would definitely hit the Dirty Bird or drive up a little farther to the City of Industry if you want to hit some USA clubs.

San Diego clubs suck (figuratively) which is good for the Tijuana scene.

[QUOTE=Dj Platinum; 1435001]You really need to be careful in Tijuana. The law in Mexico is not like US, anyone asked 'what law? '.

DJP[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cinco Rios; 1435683]I've gone to Tijuana at least 10 times in the past 8 months. I haven't had any problems with the policia. As the other bro suggested, get a taxi (preferably from the Yellow Taxi stand) and tell them you want to go to Adelita's. All the better clubs are on Calle Coahuila-Hong Kong Adelita's Las Chavelas and Tropical. There is also a massage parlor called Mermaids across the street that's a little pricier but the bar is a mellow place to have a cerveza or two.

They also have strip clubs on or close to the main tourist drag such as Amnesia and Bolero's? But they are more expensive and probably not worth it.

The main things for Tijuana is dress without jewelry, avoid walking down the street talking on your phone, don't talk to the local hustlers who offer to "help" you find a girl or take you to a massage parlor, and don't get too wasted! The upside is being able to get laid from a gorgeous latina chica from anywhere for $60 to $100!

I would definitely hit the Dirty Bird or drive up a little farther to the City of Industry if you want to hit some USA clubs.

San Diego clubs suck (figuratively) which is good for the Tijuana scene.[/QUOTE]Refreshing to see a Tijuana related post on this site from somebody who knows what the hell he's talking about. Predatory policia in Tijuana is yesterday's news and who knows, it may be tomorrow's news, but it is not TODAY's news. The problem came to a head in 2007. A year I was "contacted" by Tijuana cops about 6 different times though they never extracted a peso from me despite their efforts. But that's another topic. How to deal with Tijuana cops if they do target you. But since New Year's Eve of 2008 when the city government changed, the bad cops have been almost totally neutralized as far as petty shakedowns of tourists goes. Sure there is a renegade here and there but as a rule, you aren't going to have police problems in Tijuana if you break no laws and don't make an ass out of yourself. The city government has changed again and I was a bit concerned that the historical police issues would return, but they have not. The police problems come in California where mongering is illegal.

Cinco Rios also knows what he's talking about with regard to stripclubs. Its the Dirty Bird (Flamingo) in the OC, and a trip on the 57 to COI in LA County. Speaking of which I was supposed to be in Tijuana this weekend but shit happened. So stuck in LA, I ventured to the Paradise in COI adjacent, and had an afternoon of scorching hot pleasure with 3 extremely friendly and fun loving latinas. 2 chicanas and one spinner born in Guatemala. Paradise was once known and appropriately so as a venue where off the charts mileage opportunities came from gross fuglies. Well, the place still has some gross fuglies to be sure, but a decent number of hot monger's dreamgirls mixed in. Don't get sucked into the preposterously overpriced VIP though. Stick to regular nude dances and ask the girls for 3 for 1's, and you will leave happy as all hell.

Tijuana. Next week! Can't fucking wait.

Joe's right, The Body Shop is worth a visit.

Solid advice all around with Tijuana and COI.

I've had some great times at The Bird. If you want a hotter time you'll need to head north. It's like another world up there.

Spearmint Rhino is a nice big club with lots of choices, might not be the best value though.

Check out Z B o n e for the lowdown on the LA club scene.

I too have been to many of the clubs in San Diego. I would agree it is better to head up to COI. If you must go to a club in San Diego, I would recommend Goldfingers. Goldfingers has very beautiful women. I've never be able to get any mileage, but the women are hot there.

Thanks for all the advice! I'm prolly too chicken to head to MEX. Maybe I will rent a car and check out COI. Thanks again everyone!

[QUOTE=BlewCaller;1440294]I too have been to many of the clubs in San Diego. I would agree it is better to head up to COI. If you must go to a club in San Diego, I would recommend Goldfingers. Goldfingers has very beautiful women. I've never be able to get any mileage, but the women are hot there.[/QUOTE]

San Diego has that stupid rule that girls must be 6 feet away from patrons if nude. If you don't want to go to Tijuana then go to L'il Darlings in La Mesa where they don't have that regulation.

PS. I lived full time in Tijuana for many years. If you have any street smarts and learn a minimum of Spanish you'll be okay. Don't let unfounded fear stop you. It is better than anything you'll find in California.

Hi guys,

I am not much of a strip club goers around San diego. I was wondering what kind of tips are left for lap dances. Any info will be greatly appreciated.

Thanks

[QUOTE=SamHunt188; 1458531]Hi guys,

I am not much of a strip club goers around San diego. I was wondering what kind of tips are left for lap dances. Any info will be greatly appreciated.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Cheetahs, or goldfingers