Massage Parlor Reports

Hello Gentlemen, I apologize if this request would be out of place, but, as I am new to this site, I may not appreciate any subtleties or "etiquette" here. As I'm sure you are all aware, the adult scene in the Central PA area has been LAME, to put it mildly, for quite some time now. I have been an Outcall Agency manager/owner around the area for many years (mid 80's), but lately, it has been a serious ***** for us to find good new talent in the area, and frankly, alot of the Ladies in B-more, DC, & Philly won't come here to work no matter what I do. Anyways, from the little that I've read on here, you all seem to be a very nice bunch of guys, just trying to be helpful, and stay informed about our mostest favoritest subject. PUSSY! My agency has been looking for a fresh new face to add to our team for some time, with very little luck of late. So I figured I would go ahead and take a risk, and ask you Fellas (just in case) someone may know a sexy WSW in the area of Central PA (most interested in HBG, YRK, LANC). She needs to be upscale, White or Asian, over 18 of course, slim, and HOTTT, . Pref. Not too used up & jaded. I realize this is a long-shot, but what the hell. I'm searching for a Lady on the streets, that may want to take a step up to the Call-Girl scene, and my agency could be a huge assistance to a Lady like that. If you have any information, PLEASE email through the system. And BTW, yes, this information would be worth something to you.

[QUOTE=Insanedc]Hey guys,

I've read the mostly favorable reviews. I've been very close to making the hour drive to check it out. Just how deep is their line-up? It sounds like about 2 girls. What happens if the "good" one is booked. Should I wait?

I enjoy my "hobby" in B-more these days. But, I want to sample the AMP sometimes for a little variety. Any advice?[/QUOTE]

I don't really want to flame you, but you give me bad vibes. You've posted in four separate forums that you don't want to make an "hour drive" and want recommendations. Where the hell do you live that you are only an hour away from Gettysburg, Reading, York & Lancaster?

You throw around some basic info that anyone might know, you obviously haven't read past the last three posts in any forum, or you'd be able to glean recommendations, and most of your posts for addresses of places can be answered by going to yellowpages.com.

I'll post this message in each thread that you've posted.

Am I crazy or something?

Dude, your request is out of place on these forums. If you don't have any information on services, then please don't post on this site.

[QUOTE=M Quibblings]Hello Gentlemen, I apologize if this request would be out of place, but, as I am new to this site, I may not appreciate any subtleties or "etiquette" here...[/QUOTE]

Had a stressful week and no luck mongering in either Hagerstown or Frederick so I decided to hit Friendly's Friday afternoon to see what they had.

"Kim" was available and she looked ok enough and I've only had good times here before so I said what the hell. Big mistake.

She kept asking me "you here before" even though mamasan knows my and know I'm not a prick cop. That annoyed me. During the TS I knew it was a mistake to see her. She didn't touch anything while I was on my stomach and had to push her hand down there while I was on my back. She playfully smacked my hand and said "no". Grrrrr.

Massage was awful. I mean it was like an RSVP massage. On the flip, she wouldn't let me touch anything. I even tried the Jedi Mind Trick with no luck. She motioned if I wanted HR and agreed just to get out of there. I ended up finishing myself off because she was so annoying that Little Anakin couldn't get up from her.

I made the decision not to tip anything. I rarely do that but a) She didn't make me feel welcome (no hug, kiss on cheek, etc.) b) TS SUCKED! C) massage was mediocre and d) I had to finish myself.

Just made a bad week worse. Wish I would have passed as I could have used that money to have a few lap dances down in WV.

I drove by the apple spa last night and I saw that the name chamded to "Stress _____". I thing the second word was way or it was stress away. Sorry I could not rember the second name but the first name is Stress.

I drove by the apple spa. The name has changed to Stress away. Their phone number was on the new sign as 717-264-2641. I have not stopped in to see if they offer the same services or rates.

Was at Stress away about 2 weeks ago, it is now oriental mass., not sure what it was when it was apple.

Was .7 hr and had a happy ending, girl was about a 6 ot 7, cant remember her nam, but was tiny, like 5-5'1 and maybe 100 lbs soaking wet, all in all had a good time.

I stopped by Evergreen Friday about noonish (big mistake timewise) They were busy.
Tina meet me at the door and gave me a big hug and kiss like she always does, she escorted me to my room downstairs, took my 70 and tip like she does from me, I was under the impression she would be my attendent. NOOOOOOO Grandma-san comes in "You want shower??" She leads me to the shower were another lady was just coming out. Dont know her name but she was smokin' hot. Any way Grandma-san grabs towel say "face down" and give me the fastest shower I every had. The U.S. Navy would be happy with this shower time for not wasting water! Granny throws me into the sauna, where I finish drying off. I then go back to my room downstairs, turn on the radio and lay down on the table. When Lily walks in. I ask where's Tina?? "She busy" Hmmmm well ok. I got the worst massage ever, just a light touch while she was blowing on my butt. After a few minutes of this (remember the radio?) I tuned it to a classic rock station and heard a song and a half. She says "flip over" WTF, that wasn't a massage. "All we got time for, We busy busy". She then climbs on top and give a so-so bbj. I was laying on my back looking at the uglyest, hairyest kitty ever. It was hovering about 18 inches above my face and could smell it from there. I shot quick just so I could get out of there. When I got back to my car, I put my watch back on and about 40 minutes had passed. Most of that time was spent waiting to be showered and waiting in the room for the girl.
It will be a long cold day in hell before I go back there again. What a bummer.
Before I got there I called, and Tina answered, I asked if I could see her and will be there in 10 minutes and mentioned where I was on I-81 and would be right there. She said ok, well....... goes not Your mileage WILL vary.
I think next time I get the urge, I'll break out a porn tape and have Rosie and her hand maidens visit.

I hear you. I got crap service the past 2 times there. Won't be doing that anymore. Unfortunately I've been seeing girls from CL down in Baltimore since Hagerstown SW scene has been driven away from the cold!

[QUOTE=Sundance88]I stopped by Evergreen Friday about noonish (big mistake timewise) They were busy.

Tina meet me at the door and gave me a big hug and kiss like she always does, she escorted me to my room downstairs, took my 70 and tip like she does from me, I was under the impression she would be my attendent. NOOOOOOO Grandma-san comes in "You want shower? " She leads me to the shower were another lady was just coming out. Don't know her name but she was smokin' hot. Any way Grandma-san grabs towel say "face down" and give me the fastest shower I every had. The U. S. Navy would be happy with this shower time for not wasting water! Granny throws me into the sauna, where I finish drying off. I then go back to my room downstairs, turn on the radio and lay down on the table. When Lily walks in. I ask where's Tina? "She busy" Hmmmm well ok. I got the worst massage ever, just a light touch while she was blowing on my butt. After a few minutes of this (remember the radio? ) I tuned it to a classic rock station and heard a song and a half. She says "flip over" WTF, that wasn't a massage. "All we got time for, We busy busy". She then climbs on top and give a so-so bbj. I was laying on my back looking at the uglyest, hairyest kitty ever. It was hovering about 18 inches above my face and could smell it from there. I shot quick just so I could get out of there. When I got back to my car, I put my watch back on and about 40 minutes had passed. Most of that time was spent waiting to be showered and waiting in the room for the girl. It will be a long cold day in hell before I go back there again. What a bummer.

Before I got there I called, and Tina answered, I asked if I could see her and will be there in 10 minutes and mentioned where I was on I-81 and would be right there. She said ok, well. Goes not Your mileage WILL vary.

I think next time I get the urge, I'll break out a porn tape and have Rosie and her hand maidens visit. [/QUOTE]

I think I may be hitting it up tomorrow. I'll let you know how it goes.

It has fallen off a bit. Grandmamesan does the showers. It was busy when I was there though so it's understandable. I had a decent time although I don't know if the really good looking women still work there.

Greg Styles (or whoever) -

Did the old lady at least get her funbags out for viewing/grabbing? For that kind of money, I'd at least want to see some titty during the TS.

Sorry to hear of such a bad experience, but you get + rep points for strong humor factor. Unfortunately, Jackson doesn't use the "rep" part of the vBulletin software.

[QUOTE=Sundance88]Any way Grandma-san grabs towel say "face down" and give me the fastest shower I every had. The U.S. Navy would be happy with this shower time for not wasting water! Granny throws me into the sauna, where I finish drying off. I then go back to my room downstairs, turn on the radio and lay down on the table. When Lily walks in. I ask where's Tina?? "She busy" Hmmmm well ok. I got the worst massage ever, just a light touch while she was blowing on my butt. After a few minutes of this (remember the radio?) I tuned it to a classic rock station and heard a song and a half. She says "flip over" WTF, that wasn't a massage. "All we got time for, We busy busy". She then climbs on top and give a so-so bbj. I was laying on my back looking at the uglyest, hairyest kitty ever. It was hovering about 18 inches above my face and could smell it from there. I shot quick just so I could get out of there. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Southpaw]Greg Styles (or whoever) -

Did the old lady at least get her funbags out for viewing/grabbing? For that kind of money, I'd at least want to see some titty during the TS.[/QUOTE]

When I was there, Granma-san was wearing a dark colored t-shirt. You could tell she wasnt wearing a bra, at least I guess it was her nipples poking out from around her belly button. With out her top she could probably toss her boobies over her shoulder!! How ever, if playing with grans titties does somthing for ya .....go for it buddy!
hey just kidding

[QUOTE=Wm Forfun]Was at Stress away about 2 weeks ago, it is now oriental mass., not sure what it was when it was apple.

Was .7 hr and had a happy ending, girl was about a 6 ot 7, cant remember her nam, but was tiny, like 5-5'1 and maybe 100 lbs soaking wet, all in all had a good time.[/QUOTE]So was there a required tip in addition to that .7 or do let you decide?