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  1. #652
    Quote Originally Posted by Pornicoptor  [View Original Post]
    As a glutton for punishment, I rang the bell at Kiku today since SA was too busy. Figured I didn't want to return from my Chambersburg trek completely empty handed and blue balled.

    No answer at the back door (rang and knocked). Looked dark inside. No cars nearby. This was around 1:45 PM today. They had a cardboard sign in the back window saying "open", but I beg to differ.

    I think maybe it was the mongering gods sparing me from a sure-to-be-disappointing session.
    Copter. One can only hope. Based on my experience, I would say you dodged the proverbial bullet by them not opening the door. If they had, the way I see it, you'd be still disappointed AND your wallet would have been lighter.

    LD.

  2. #651

    Stress Away staffing issues

    SA seems to be busy all the time.

    I' was turned away 3 out of the last 4 times I've gone there due to bursting at the seams with mongers.

    That place could easily accommodate 3 women working at the same time.

    Hopefully management gets the idea.

  3. #650

    Kiku Closed?

    As a glutton for punishment, I rang the bell at Kiku today since SA was too busy. Figured I didn't want to return from my Chambersburg trek completely empty handed and blue balled.

    No answer at the back door (rang and knocked). Looked dark inside. No cars nearby. This was around 1:45 PM today. They had a cardboard sign in the back window saying "open", but I beg to differ.

    I think maybe it was the mongering gods sparing me from a sure-to-be-disappointing session.

  4. #649
    Quote Originally Posted by LurkingDog  [View Original Post]
    As you are valued contributor to the board, I would urge you search on Kiku prior to visiting. As always, YMMV, but you ought to be fully informed before making the effort to go.

    LD.
    Ditto.

    I've known the 2 "girls" that run the place for 15 years. One of them still works and is about 70. She usually has one other lady working with her. I haven't done business there in over 10 years.

  5. #648
    Quote Originally Posted by Pornicoptor  [View Original Post]

    Still have never tried Kiku. May have to sometime.
    As you are valued contributor to the board, I would urge you search on Kiku prior to visiting. As always, YMMV, but you ought to be fully informed before making the effort to go.

    LD.

  6. #647

    Sa

    With Spahunters down, I've relocated here (while it lasts).

    Went to SA Wednesday, drew Daisy, who was extremely thin, short and a face that didn't work for me. Asked about May as I had read good things, but she was tied up and I didn't have time to wait. Left, but will be back.

    FYI, Angie and Nikki are the same person and highly doubtful that she is gone. She may be traveling, but will certainly be back, although she typically doesn't take new clients now.

    Donna was my ATF for about 2 years, but she has moved to Lancaster which is a bit of a drive for me.

    I'll try to report on May soon.

  7. #646

    Sa

    Stopped by SA recently (the place was crawling with mongers, BTW), gone apparently is Angie, who is my ATF up to this point.

    Drew "May", who knows of Diana but apparently never even heard of Angie (Her looks didn't immediately impress, but definitely grew on me.

    She's a trim petite thing with little perky nubs. Probably would rate the looks at about a 7.

    English was extremely poor.

    TS was thorough but a little mechanical, would rate it around a 6 or 7. TM was not good. Possibly one of the worst I've had. Rate that at much less than a 5.

    ST, positive attitude and compliments throughout made this a good visit, however. But I'm thinking the 1. 7 I dropped may be a tad too much.

    Will repeat of course.

    Still have never tried Kiku. May have to sometime.

  8. #645

    Different perceptions

    Quote Originally Posted by RedsMan1  [View Original Post]
    Was heading to wilkes-barre for judas priest concert Tuesday night and stopped off at green spa. Seems they were busy as no one answered backdoor so I left and hit SA. Door answered by new girl. Really thin but didn't look as bad as the one in previous visit. She told me her name was may. Saw other girl as I was leaving sauna. Feel sorry for the poor guy who drew her. This was around 330 pm by the way. No massage to speak of just a lot of push down as hard as you can crap. On the flip I'm immediately asked what I want. I say everything of course! She wants 120 good reasons why she should make me happy. I can only think of 100 so we get down to business anyway. What followed was akin to my visit to kiku. Robotic, mechanical, no teasing, foreplay etc. Where ya at angie?
    Gee I thought Mae was very sweet and accommodating, sincere and professonal. (see report under Cumberland Valley). Oh BTW Nikki is back at SA!

  9. #644

    Spa green

    Did candy ever come back since November?

  10. #643

    SA Staff?

    I drew Angie a couple weeks ago. Is she still there? And how about Diana?

    Sure as heck hope this place doesn't go to pot.

  11. #642

    New one at SA

    Was heading to wilkes-barre for judas priest concert Tuesday night and stopped off at green spa. Seems they were busy as no one answered backdoor so I left and hit SA. Door answered by new girl. Really thin but didn't look as bad as the one in previous visit. She told me her name was may. Saw other girl as I was leaving sauna. Feel sorry for the poor guy who drew her. This was around 330 pm by the way. No massage to speak of just a lot of push down as hard as you can crap. On the flip I'm immediately asked what I want. I say everything of course! She wants 120 good reasons why she should make me happy. I can only think of 100 so we get down to business anyway. What followed was akin to my visit to kiku. Robotic, mechanical, no teasing, foreplay etc. Where ya at angie?

  12. #641

    SA again

    Made a visit this Friday evening and was greeted by angie. Hopes were high as I was led to the room. Came crashing down though as a new woman popped her head in the door and asked if I was ready for table shower. Nothing to look at unfortunately. TS was meh with no conversation. I didn't even ask her name as I would have no desire to see her again. Sat for 10 minutes in sauna, I can say it is working now!! My fault for being in there so long but after a couple of minutes she could have popped her head in the door and asked if I was ready or not. I do the deed and she is sitting in a chair outside the door. Back to the room we go. She asks if I want oil massage but I decline. Pretty much have my mind made up to get this done as quickly as possible. Still no talking. Massage was meh and no teasing at all. Dims the lights before the flip so I figure it might get better but alas I'm disappointed again! She goes straight for the lotion and gets to work. I try to explore because nothing is going to happen without some mutual touching at the least. I can get under the shorts but all I can get is a little grab ass. She does nothing to allow easier access. Top remains on as well but that was probably for the best! Close my eyes and imagine something else so I can finish. Hot towel to clean up and I'm out the door. Tipped 40 for HE which was 40 to much in my opinion. She might be new to the biz and that is fine but if offered her services again I will decline. My visit to kiku was better and I never thought I would say that!

  13. #640
    Quote Originally Posted by Vptinmchbrg  [View Original Post]
    Tried to get to SA Sunday but they were not going to open until later due to the snow. KIKU was open and figured I would try them for a first time. Met at door by 60 ish, should have ran at that but hoped she was just the greeter. She asked for. 8 for house as I repeated in shock it quickly went to. 7. Told them I usually go to SA but they were closed and was going to try them. 50 ish took over and had a thorough TS the albeit fast, then passed off into the sauna (time wasters) then back down to room. 60 ish jumped in without asking if I wanted 2 girls. Massage was rushed (3) then the question what do they do for me at SA and opened the door. Told them I wanted BJ they said ok $, again way over priced, and when I was shocked again they quickly went to. 8 told them that's still to high (especially for the quality) told them I give. 6 and they bickered back and forth. When they would not budge I said ok just massage. They bickered more in korean said. 8, told them I'm at. 6 and went to compromise half way for. 7 went to pay and didn't have the right denomination so no change of course out of the. 8 (another lesson learned) Then it was a bicker about which one was going to do it. Got the topless CBJ. They knew and said several times that I would never be back again and said I would be returning to SA. So apparently they know they suck compared to their competition. Can't wait til my next trip to SA.
    My condolences but I have also soured on Kiku and reported on that several pages back. If you'rd In that part if the state, it should be SA or nothing.

    LD.

  14. #639

    KIKU never again

    Tried to get to SA Sunday but they were not going to open until later due to the snow. KIKU was open and figured I would try them for a first time. Met at door by 60 ish, should have ran at that but hoped she was just the greeter. She asked for. 8 for house as I repeated in shock it quickly went to. 7. Told them I usually go to SA but they were closed and was going to try them. 50 ish took over and had a thorough TS the albeit fast, then passed off into the sauna (time wasters) then back down to room. 60 ish jumped in without asking if I wanted 2 girls. Massage was rushed (3) then the question what do they do for me at SA and opened the door. Told them I wanted BJ they said ok $, again way over priced, and when I was shocked again they quickly went to. 8 told them that's still to high (especially for the quality) told them I give. 6 and they bickered back and forth. When they would not budge I said ok just massage. They bickered more in korean said. 8, told them I'm at. 6 and went to compromise half way for. 7 went to pay and didn't have the right denomination so no change of course out of the. 8 (another lesson learned) Then it was a bicker about which one was going to do it. Got the topless CBJ. They knew and said several times that I would never be back again and said I would be returning to SA. So apparently they know they suck compared to their competition. Can't wait til my next trip to SA.

  15. #638

    Spa Green

    Made the trek to Green Spa this morning. Had the misfortune of drawing "Jenny" who is apparently somewhat new. If you have the chance, don't. In and out the door in 30 minutes, despite the 60 house fee.

    Very short, not interesting or fun Table shower, the sauna is apparently broken and they have a space heater in there (was cold and a waste of time). Possibly the worst massage I have ever had, she seemed to concentrate on the bones (not that one) which was painful, rather than the muscles, and while the "soft massage" was good, that seemed to be uninspired and way to short. Clothes remained on through out. I have to drive 70 miles round trip, will not go again for that.

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