Massage Parlor Reports

[DWaits]

Man, your talk to text app, or whatever, is wigging out or you have fat fingers and keep mashing shift+8, hahaha. Were you taking dictation during your visit cause that's what your review reads like? Just teasing.

Those recent reviews on the Fullerton joint are all bogus. PPS shill reports. Sounds like you ran into Lala or w / e her name is. She rotates between his spots.

I posted a review about 10 days ago. There were two there when I went. Lilly was out shopping. I assume LaLa answered the door. Wasn't going to spend money on her. I went with Lisa, who had a kind of Japanese MILF look but she's Chinese. She told me she was Japanese but I told hert that's not true. She was speaking with LaLa. I don't l know how to speak Mandarin or Japanese but I know the sounds of each.

[LeopardTwo]

Man, your talk to text app, or whatever, is wigging out or you have fat fingers and keep mashing shift+8, hahaha. Were you taking dictation during your visit cause that's what your review reads like? Just teasing.

Those recent reviews on the Fullerton joint are all bogus. PPS shill reports. Sounds like you ran into Lala or w / e her name is. She rotates between his spots.

If it's the old LaLa from Irving and Kimball, she's the MMS spot for most of those north side places. Little known fact that no one seems to catch on to. The north side spots are all sort of split between her and PPS, different operations entirely. If you got to RM, you can spot the differences for yourself in the handles etc. But everyone just lumps it into the same Oh that's Papasan again pot.

Anyways, I've pointed that out before on this thread and it was promptly deleted LOL.

[Dbry4281]

Yea her name was La la, I forgot to add that in there

Man, your talk to text app, or whatever, is wigging out or you have fat fingers and keep mashing shift+8, hahaha. Were you taking dictation during your visit cause that's what your review reads like? Just teasing.

Those recent reviews on the Fullerton joint are all bogus. PPS shill reports. Sounds like you ran into Lala or w / e her name is. She rotates between his spots.

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[SpaGuy21]

Disappointed.**
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Man, your talk to text app, or whatever, is wigging out or you have fat fingers and keep mashing shift+8, hahaha. Were you taking dictation during your visit cause that's what your review reads like? Just teasing.

Those recent reviews on the Fullerton joint are all bogus. PPS shill reports. Sounds like you ran into Lala or w / e her name is. She rotates between his spots.

[SpaGuy21]

Seems like SxL is going through that "talk of the town" phase again. Never fails, once a year, hahaha. Not sure the reason for shock as to level of services as it's been reported on for years. Heck, the place is going on 10 years old now. Sheesh. Kelly has been giving BBBJ for years now and if she was comfortable with you FS was an option. As of 4-5 years ago it became available to all. Going back to those early days, I was getting BBFS from Amy as well. She moved on at least 6-7 years ago. You can keep reporting on a place but you'll already find that info in these forums, except maybe a change in the roster.

One thing is certain, when talk starts going around about this place it's usually a good time to avoid.

[Dbry4281]

Disappointed.

Today, I figured I try a spot on the northside, Northside is hit or miss. I've* *been reading the reviews* about Massage Chicago at 56 XX* Fullerton. They are advertised on bedpage as well. So, I was like 30 minutes away and I texted their number told them I was* 30 minutes away and they said no problem girls*are available. Parking is horrible on Fullerton no where to park, becauase the street in front of the place is being worked on. There is* construction dudes on the sidewalk* and road just a few feet from the parlor. *So I get to the spot. Tinted black windows, I rang the doorbell. Told her I I was the one whom texted about 30 minutes ago. The chick whom answered the door was a* shorter asian woman with* brown highlights. She came out with a red dress on. She looked like 45, face wasnt that cute. * 4'11 not skinny, chubby. I asked whom was available she said she was the only one*available. I* told her I would come back another time. * Short chunky older asians arent my thing. Her english was good. I was pretty disappointed though, and I needed some pussy, so I said screw it, ill head south.

Orange Spa.

So I decided to drive South, to Orange. *Popped in, they had a new girl available her name was Ada. Nice girl pulled out my talking translator app, on the phone and started making a little small talk. On I. G* it says she's Korean. Well she* said she is half. She knows a little korean, but speaks 100 chineese. *I've been to korea, so I know a little myself. She said her dad was Chineese, and her mom was actually**from north Korea. Anyways. If that's true that's pretty cool. * Guys you need to use a translator with some of these chicks, break the ice, I try to do a few minutes of small talk with these chicks, some don't like it, some are cool enough to talk, through the translator. *.

**She had some man made d's, you could see a little space underneath them with her skin. They were spaced out. She had* light skin, and a cute birth mark on the middle of her nose; a brown little dot. She* wore some reddish lipstick. * *She* had a tattoo that went around her whole waist like a belt, flower, or something. She had* some wide hips. * Ass was smaller but nice. Her stomach almost looked like she had a kid because of some loose skin. I always ask the chicks if they had kids, she said she used to be* heavier. But she looked pretty* thin to me. I would have never guessed anything that she had been overweight. * *Pussy was slightly bald with a tiny Bush of straight black hair sticking up, Big pussy lips, and* Thin legs. I would say her* service* was 8/10. Pussy was tight. She didn't moan much, average height like 5'2. * Did some rimming. We did some LFK, also, she* had great tounge work, did the full tounge massage on my body, had some* good BBBJ and ball licking. *She can take a pounding, like a champ.

*As far as Looks you can look at the video yourself, she's cute. * But to each their own, theres other girls on Orange I. G that are great as well. She has a little bird tattoo on her ankle, and she said she was 24. * After you' ve been with over 30 asian chicks they all start to look the same. * She took all positions. I mean I can say an Overall good experience, no complaints. Give her a shot. So far I've been lucky enough to get a good line up of chicks, nothing bad yet. * But at the same time I have had some chicks at Orange that were subpar. Its a luck of the draw at these places. Not a bad girl. *.

[Mooyn]

I'm new to the these forums, I'm pretty young and was wondering if anybody had recommendations on places that'll accept me. I've done some research and know that most will turn me down if I tell them how old I am. I've been looking through the chat and I'm planning on seeing if Moon Spa, 81X Western, Blue Island, or Rose Spa will accept me.

[Englee]

Went to Orange today. Safe to say they are still open and running. Saw Jenny from their Instagram page. Looks exactly like her video.

[RonKonp]

Went to "Massage Chicago" today to see Linda and she is no longer there.

I was told she will now be working in NY.

I saw her replacement. 40 ish but sexy. . 6 for hour massage and I negotiated $. 4 for the deed. Decent massage massage 6/10. Tease 5/10. CBJ 6/10.

Cfs 6/10.

[BadDances]

Does anyone know if Bebe AKA Karly offers BBFS at SXL? PM if needed. Saw her years ago at Ozone. Had a good time.

Ohh that is a hard no for her. Not sure if she is in town.

[CivicSi213]

Does anyone know if Bebe AKA Karly offers BBFS at SXL? PM if needed. Saw her years ago at Ozone. Had a good time.

[PantherPride4]

That girl you are describing must be the famous Karly from Ozone, I personally never met her. There are 1000 pf reviews of her.

Glad somebody mentioned Ozone has anybody been there recently? No recent reports but walked past last week seen 2 new MT sitting up front. 1 thick Asian big huge Asss In bright blue spandex I knocked and she told me to comeback an 1 hour. But being real Ozone has lost A ton of business. When I came back A smaller slimer Asian who looked 40's told me the Thicker MT took A costumer so I decided to stay she took off her yoga pants no panties on either but she kept pressuring me for more $20's we only did naked HJ.

[Ronacin]

I think I get a good rate because I've seen her for a while? I'm not going to hype myself up or anything I think that's just what it is but idk. Actually I asked initially just for BBBJ and rimming b ut then she asked me if I wanted to put it in and didn't upcharge me.

I think I saw that one chick. She was like dominican or brazilian or something? She'd always tell people to face fuck her and do anal? Can't remember her name. Only saw her once but I think I saw her there too at SXL that day.

That girl you are describing must be the famous Karly from Ozone, I personally never met her. There are 1000 pf reviews of her.

[Fit312]

Has even one customer ever, ever gotten their nails done there?

They no longer do nails, but I've seen them do it in the past.

[Baggio57]

Has even one customer ever, ever gotten their nails done there?

I doubt 100 percent of their business is mongers. Again, I've only been there early on mornings, but I'm sure they do a fair amount of legit services. That rent probably isn't cheap and I bet whatever the "tip" rate is, the girl is keeping all of it.

What level of service and how much for it likely depends on all kinds of factors. Unlike Tokyo, etc, which had a "menu", this seems to be to the whim of each girl. How she feels that day. I had Emily turn me down for BBFS, even though some others got it. Maybe because I hadn't seen her before, who knows? They seem to be independent contractors with varying rates depending on their mood.