Massage Parlor Reports

**TheWoodButcher** · 03-13-24 20:34

So anyone have anything to say about cove since they are back up and running again?

**SnakeBitten** · 03-13-24 18:54

So yesterday I decided to head over to Relax. I was feeling the itch and I always had good luck there, so I took a chance. Some other monger was leaving as I entered. So I said, "hello" to get someone's attention. Who pops out to greet me. Ewa. She wasted no time, grabbing my butt as we entered the room. After we took care of the door fee, immediately gave me a dfk and asked if we should start with massage or f*ck. I choose option number 2. Very enjoyable time was had. Then the massage. We were about 10 minutes into the massage when Ewa walked out of the room and came back with another girl. I think her name was Veve (I think) So they both massaged me for a couple minutes when Ewa said Veve would finish the massage. So Veve goes to it with lots of teasing and paying attention to the boys. Veve is shorter, probably around 5' or so with nice curves and big boobs. I rarely pop twice, but Veve really got me going. Anyways, on the flip, she gives me a HJ to completion. Ewa comes back in and they are both kissing and dressing me. It turns out that Ewa left initially because she somehow scraped her thumb. Guess my good luck steak at Relax continues. This was definitely my best time ever there and I'll be back for sure. Damages: door fee + $$ (I gave a little extra cause of 2 girl service).

**TorMan** · 03-13-24 10:23

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**ChicagoScott** · 03-13-24 09:31

With all the hype, I checked it out the other day. F'ing awesome. Didn't quite understand the girl's name when I asked. Language barrier was a bit hard. Young girl, f'ing flawless body. Perfect small but nice tits. Great ass. Without even asking was greeted with a lfk kiss, paid for the hour, great massage with no teasing, but on the flip. Paid the fee & it was on. The reverse cowgirl was amazing.

All covered. She offered a 2nd pop, but I was drained. Good stuff.

Originally Posted by TallNwGuy [View Original Post]

With the demand for Ewa, what is the rest of the talent like at relax? Comparable?

**TallNwGuy** · 03-13-24 08:30

Originally Posted by MikeJones333 [View Original Post]

+1. Ewa does not have big boobs and is not a looker but has great service.

With the demand for Ewa, what is the rest of the talent like at relax? Comparable?

**MikeJones333** · 03-12-24 18:30

Originally Posted by RobertGou2 [View Original Post]

No way for me to really know, but honestly the looks you're describing sounds like Ewa. Even down to the sweater she's usually wearing. She's not a knockout or anything, she's got a pretty small rack. The great reviews are because she provides really great service.

+1. Ewa does not have big boobs and is not a looker but has great service.

**Robert Gou2** · 03-12-24 17:01

Originally Posted by Ronacin [View Original Post]

Call ahead to relax, and asked if ewa was available at 1 pm. The answer was yeah yeah come in babe. I was here about a year, also looking for a girl that was reviewed here, but I got bait and switch that time and today again. Supposed I was received was bibi. So I said I'm here to see Ewa, I'm the guy to call ahead to see Ewa at 1 pm. Another girl came out from the back and said I'm Ewa. So she took my and let me to the room, inside I asked her are you sure you are Ewa and she reply, yes I'm Ewa. I wasn't sure, but since she told me the other girl which she told me was bibi was on her period, I stayed just to find out later she was not Ewa, because she had natural small tits, but couldn't tell before, because she had a sweater. At that point I was sure she was not the girl that I wanted to see. She was into the session, but was kind of cheap, I gave to her 210 for one hour, but since I get out in 35 minutes and it was busy, she told I will return $20 and we skip the massage which I agreed to. So the total damage was $190 for L3 including the door fee. By the way this girl looks are mid back hair, black, about 5'1" slender, and flat ass.

No way for me to really know, but honestly the looks you're describing sounds like Ewa. Even down to the sweater she's usually wearing. She's not a knockout or anything, she's got a pretty small rack. The great reviews are because she provides really great service.

**Ronacin** · 03-12-24 15:22

Call ahead to relax, and asked if ewa was available at 1 pm. The answer was yeah yeah come in babe. I was here about a year, also looking for a girl that was reviewed here, but I got bait and switch that time and today again. Supposed I was received was bibi. So I said I'm here to see Ewa, I'm the guy to call ahead to see Ewa at 1 pm. Another girl came out from the back and said I'm Ewa. So she took my and let me to the room, inside I asked her are you sure you are Ewa and she reply, yes I'm Ewa. I wasn't sure, but since she told me the other girl which she told me was bibi was on her period, I stayed just to find out later she was not Ewa, because she had natural small tits, but couldn't tell before, because she had a sweater. At that point I was sure she was not the girl that I wanted to see. She was into the session, but was kind of cheap, I gave to her 210 for one hour, but since I get out in 35 minutes and it was busy, she told I will return $20 and we skip the massage which I agreed to. So the total damage was $190 for L3 including the door fee. By the way this girl looks are mid back hair, black, about 5'1" slender, and flat ass.

**Ronacin** · 03-12-24 15:11

Call ahead to relax, and asked if ewa was available at 1 pm. The answer was yeah yeah come in babe. I was here about a year, also looking for a girl that was reviewed here, but I got bait and switch that time and today again. Supposed I was received was bibi. So I said I'm here to see Ewa, I'm the guy to call ahead to see Ewa at 1 pm. Another girl came out from the back and said I'm Ewa. So she took my and let me to the room, inside I asked her are you sure you are Ewa and she reply, yes I'm Ewa. I wasn't sure, but since she told me the other girl which she told me was bibi was on her period, I stayed just to find out later she was not Ewa, because she had natural small tits, but couldn't tell before, because she had a sweater. At that point I was sure she was not the girl that I wanted to see. She was into the session, but was kind of cheap, I gave to her 210 for one hour, but since I get out in 35 minutes and it was busy, she told I will return $20 and we skip the massage which I agreed to. So the total damage was $190 for L3 including the door fee. By the way this girl looks are mid back hair, black, about 5'1" slender, and flat ass.

**DroopyMac** · 03-11-24 23:35

Originally Posted by IndianChief [View Original Post]

I didn't ask or normally do not go for L3. But I am thinking this place will be max L2 spa.

If the place is part of the Pure / Swan group, I'm expecting L2 to be easily available. Guessing L3 will be highly dependent on the MT so YMMV. I'll add this to my list to check out. Didn't realize a new place opened up on North Ave. Appreciate the heads up.

**Indian Chief** · 03-10-24 18:30

Originally Posted by Ronacin [View Original Post]

I assume your finish was L1. Woundering, if there is L3. What was your perception?

I didn't ask or normally do not go for L3. But I am thinking this place will be max L2 spa.

**Ronacin** · 03-10-24 18:13

Originally Posted by IndianChief [View Original Post]

Well, they are finally open. 4 rooms and wall goes to ceiling. Only two people working, but I didn't see other MT. Seems like same owner as Pure and Swan. I met Millie, she is Thai, slim figure with A to small B cup and good sized Nipple. Excellent service, Good massage and good finish. Went over time, but she didn't care. No table shower. House $70 and tip at your happiness.

IC.

I assume your finish was L1. Woundering, if there is L3. What was your perception?

**Indian Chief** · 03-10-24 18:07

Well, they are finally open. 4 rooms and wall goes to ceiling. Only two people working, but I didn't see other MT. Seems like same owner as Pure and Swan. I met Millie, she is Thai, slim figure with A to small B cup and good sized Nipple. Excellent service, Good massage and good finish. Went over time, but she didn't care. No table shower. House $70 and tip at your happiness.

IC.

**JaleRoca70** · 03-09-24 17:11

Originally Posted by UltimateH56 [View Original Post]

Several spas in the area with the word "relax" in the name. Which one is this?

On Roosevelt.

**UltimateH56** · 03-09-24 11:48

Several spas in the area with the word "relax" in the name. Which one is this?

Originally Posted by JaleRoca70 [View Original Post]

I've read the reviews about Relax and I had to find out for myself. Upon arriving, I realized that I had been here before but it was about 5 years ago and then I only got L1 service. Oh boy was I in for asurprise!

The place was jumping. When I arrived I went to the back door and there was a monger knocking to get in but without success. So I figured the front it is. Where I went in I was greeted by a petite young MT. She led me to a room and told me to get ready. So I did just that. When she returned she told me to lay face down and she began to massage my upper back. While she was massaging me, I asked her what was her name. She replied Ewa. You could imagine the smile that I had on my face as I had my face in the opening of the table because I had heard all the reviews. She caressed me softly from my head down my back. She began to rub my bottom and I knew it was time to salute. She got on my back and rubbed her whole body on mine. I turned over and realized that the lights were dimmed and I gave her the nod. On went the cover and she gave me an absolute GFE. She wanted to go slow and not rush. Something I haven't experienced in a long while.

She rode me for a good 10 min and then we switched. We did some mish and she asked me to not rush it. After about another 15 minute of slow and sensual fk'ing, I couldn't take no more and let loose in the bag. I believe she came twice because afterwards, because she just laid there on the table and so I laid next to her. Even with all the noise outside. We laid there for 5 minutes.

I will not lie to you fellow gents. This place blew my mind vs the other spa places I have been to. Only Orange matched it's excitement. I will definitely be returning.

65 at door. Another 1. 60 for the company. LOL after my donation, she told me I gave her too much and then she gave me her number and told me to see her again.