Massage Parlor Reports

**Cowboy5** · 03-05-24 00:07

Originally Posted by TexiMex [View Original Post]

I had a wonderful dream where I was laying down in the VIP massage, accompanied by a mid-thirties beauty. She had brown hair, a decent sized set of lady lumps, with a decent body. She gave a firm hour massage for the normal price, followed by a full menu of options. We settled on 1. 5 for the full service option, everything covered. She came in, dropped the top, and started rubbing me down with her breasts, she slurped up my noodle and magically slipped on the wrapper in one motion. She continued slurping down the noodle until it was fully prepped. She sauced up, jumped up on the table, and began dowsing my noodle with her lower lips. We switched around or positions a few times before sharing with her some sauce of my own. It was a nice experience. On the way out of the VIP I was introduced to another cute girl, with an all around nice figure. I will be returning to say hello to her.

I had the wonderful, newer Lili. I told mama she was awesome and a great kisser, She said "Oh, I even have a better kisser for you next time. " She wants you to experience all of the fine ladies."

**Alfaker619** · 03-04-24 11:45

I was driving around this Sunday afternoon, and somehow ended up having lunch in the Mira Mesa area. I texted MMS of Hans. She told me "it's slow, so come see Coco".

Damage: Half hour HF. 50 Tip 80.

It was absolute shit. Stay away from this place

**BluesBalls** · 03-03-24 23:34

Originally Posted by GoPadres [View Original Post]

One of my worst experiences there. Was greeted by a 40 ish fairly hot new girl-Rae. 60 hr and hoped for the best. Absolutely no massage skills. I said soft 5 times and zero English means zero understanding. Grabbed her nice ass to move the game along. Get this-- she wanted 1. 4 for a HJ. Seriously. Couldn't negotiate with language barrier. First time for me, I said no, no and no as she didn't get it. Have her. 2 and left. I used to love that place.

Yeah, thanks for this review. I made one sometime ago now for M&BC with a similarly wild demand for just a HJ. Helps to know I'm not the only one. I'll never go back, no matter how horny I am. MB&C is fucking trash.

**TacoManVa** · 03-03-24 17:43

Originally Posted by IslandBoy80 [View Original Post]

Thought I'd drop by Erma so took a noonish visit this morning. They usually have good looking Asian girls there, of course, and I didn't call ahead to hear about the names for the March crew. So, I didn't really anticipate that the door would be answered by a nice, pretty, young Latina. I eventually asked her name and I think it was Valentina. OMG, she can't be more than 23. About 5'3" I guess. Not too thicc but definitely has the curves in the right spots, especially the booty. Beautiful long dark hair. She was very nice, spoke a little English. The massage wasn't bad, either. Yeah, things happened on the flip, and we negotiated a decent price. I'll spare you the this and the that but I can definitely say that the end arrived when we went to K9. There was no way I was going to survive that. Anyway, highly recommended. Happy hunting.

Does she offer BBBJ or is it covered?

Thanks.

**Alfaker619** · 03-03-24 15:44

Should work for the IRS or something, her customer service skills suck and I don't mean suck in a good way. It was just rush rush rush are you finished yet.

Fuck I really hate that place, I hope they get busted.

**HappyPlaces** · 03-03-24 14:27

What it dooooooo. This was from yesterday.

Hope yall are chillin and doing well.

Anyway I felt the need for speed and made the topgun handshake with my phone. Asked who was working at 201 and made an appointment with nico. I haven't seen her before but I do remember seeing some reviews on her in the past. But at erma I think.

I was definitely glad I did. Amazing woman and great body and face.

She is like 5'3 with a more athletic build.

I get in, pay house fee. Had to wait a little bit so I took a shower and just put the $. 5 on the table while I wait. Wasnt too long like 10 min total. Gave me time to put on some dnb.

Nico comes in, I was like damn she is fine. We do the greetings, says her english isn't that good (so be prepared for translator again) and gives me a massage. It was just pushing down on you with pressure so it felt good for that reason.

After a little bit of that it, she undressed, I looked at that bangin body and complemented her. She gives the cat bath / titty rubdown on back to legs. Then flip.

We immediately go into 69, small Bush, kitty was nice. If I see her again I want that BBBJ pre 69 at least. I want to look into her eyes.

After that she reverse acg and that shit was hot. Then we did k9. Shit was so good. She will look back at you. An on god that made me finish pretty fast. Along with her tightening on me it just wasnt fair.

After my disappointment in myself she cleaned me up and we just started talkin for the rest of the duration. She has a great smile and attitude. Definitely would recommend if she is in the lineup. Oh yeah I only got the k in dfk but I didn't try.

And that's about it. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. My overpriced never been done before motivational and success formula products are in the back if you're interested.

LOL see yall around players.

**IslandBoy80** · 03-03-24 14:16

Thought I'd drop by Erma so took a noonish visit this morning. They usually have good looking Asian girls there, of course, and I didn't call ahead to hear about the names for the March crew. So, I didn't really anticipate that the door would be answered by a nice, pretty, young Latina. I eventually asked her name and I think it was Valentina. OMG, she can't be more than 23. About 5'3" I guess. Not too thicc but definitely has the curves in the right spots, especially the booty. Beautiful long dark hair. She was very nice, spoke a little English. The massage wasn't bad, either. Yeah, things happened on the flip, and we negotiated a decent price. I'll spare you the this and the that but I can definitely say that the end arrived when we went to K9. There was no way I was going to survive that. Anyway, highly recommended. Happy hunting.

**Lank123** · 03-03-24 13:33

Originally Posted by AlexJavi [View Original Post]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...713-46868.html

Really attractive girls and the prices aren't that high. Seems too good to be true. When I reached out they gave me an address to a house in Claremont. Just curious if anyone has had success?

If it's one of the "mountain" roads off of Balboa, there is a house with Chinese women. Similar to AMP women, just in a house. The pictures and text are fake.

**DudeNukem** · 03-03-24 11:53

I never got a chance to see Peach the last time she was here, but she is back at Erma! I've read many reviews about her speaking great English and having an adorable voice, but you forget how comforting and much more smoothly the session goes when your provider understands what you're saying!

I came in knowing that the session was going to cost me a little bit extra because she likes to sell you on the nuru massage. Just got paid, so went for it.

Paid house fee 70 for one hour, 190 for tip. She said the nuru was an extra 20 per hour or something, but I don't think it matters.

She was very short, had a flat and very pretty face with lots of eye make-up, tan skin, speaks very good English, petite spinner body, soft manmade 34 Cs with big nipples and a nice small and round ass.

We started with the massage and a lot went on here LOL. Peach showed off some of her NURU massage skills. I could feel her bare body running all over my hairy ass back as she slid up and down. She rubbed her ass all over my body including my bald head LOL. This was absolutely fantastic! Honestly it felt very good and made me hornier than hell.

On the flip, Peach props her head on her hands and sucked on my cock. It was quite funny. BBBJ had lots of BLS, great suction, suck / stroke combo, but unable to DT my size or fit much of it in her mouth. She still had pretty good technique.

After applying the rubber and a ton of lube, she mounts up for ACG. Peach has a smaller pussy that feels tighter because of my size. But damn man her pussy skills are off the charts! She was controlling and squeezing her pussy like it was a third hand ROFL. Hands down the best ACG / CG I've ever had. So good in fact that I blew my load after a few short minutes haha. It was fantastic!

She cleaned me up, did a little bit more massage since we had some extra time and I went and took a shower. Peach is fantastic and one of the best girls I've fucked period! She told me she's Japanese, and I could see it, but I also don't care. Peach is hot and that pussy she has is fantastic, along with her nice feelings tits and how can I forget her ass? Her ass was actually pretty big for a girl that weighs like 90 pounds haha.

**Baller55** · 03-03-24 02:46

Originally Posted by AlexJavi [View Original Post]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...713-46868.html

Really attractive girls and the prices aren't that high. Seems too good to be true. When I reached out they gave me an address to a house in Claremont. Just curious if anyone has had success?

Older flabby Chinese ladies that try to upsell you once you get there. I'd pass. The talent is about the same as the ugly gilfs that used to work out of a motel 6 in Carlsbad and hotel circle.

**AlexJavi** · 03-03-24 01:51

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...713-46868.html

Really attractive girls and the prices aren't that high. Seems too good to be true. When I reached out they gave me an address to a house in Claremont. Just curious if anyone has had success?

**Foreskin69** · 03-02-24 21:08

Originally Posted by Bushexplorer [View Original Post]

Maybe he's just lucky. With my SO gone for a few days, I've been mongering a bunch and it hasn't been great. I'll post about another one, but I need some time to elapse so she doesn't know it's me posting. I'm hoping the third time is the charm tonight.

I wouldn't say my reviews are that glowing and also the guy said another girl came in and took over his massage than the one that I had. So clearly he had a different girl for his massage. As for my reviews I do my best to describe what the girl looks like and what services to expect and explain the experience that I had, which I understand can be different per person.

In this review that you quoted for example I even stated that she was alright so not sure how that is glowing.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...orts&p=6790686 quote "Nancy overall I wouldn't say it was amazing but she gave me a good time and was down to do anything".

Another example:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...83#post6774983 quote "Her body is nice, I wouldn't say she's fat or skinny just a little chubby. ".

Anyways yeah I hope that clears the air a bit. Others have also posted about the same girls and we all seem to have similar experiences.

**AsianEmp** · 03-02-24 17:52

Originally Posted by KingKon [View Original Post]

Spoke with MMS, heard the legendary *FIT* Vivian will be back in May.

God bless us boys haha.

Sadly, I'm still searching for the intel on San Diego's F knocker Cathy (201 spa and Erma spa), AKA Sia in Lucky Spa in Temecula now.

It was reported two months ago that Cathy now goes by Sia in Temecula, but I haven't read many reports confirming that, and I've been shocked the inland empire forum hasn't talked about her once.

I don't live close to Temecula, so it would be risky for me to TOFTT.

If anyone can confirm Cathy is Sia in Temecula, and currently working there, I would greatly appreciate it!

She is here in Temecula yes. Well I saw her as a mamasan a month or two ago. I've had her at 201. Not my cup of tea but it was definitely her.

**Bushexplorer** · 03-02-24 17:21

Originally Posted by ADwightSchrute [View Original Post]

Went at opening to 2 girls working. The wrong heads was thinking and I had the PNC about the decision I made. One looked younger with nice C's. From reading guessing that was Diana. She showed me in, but another came in to collect the hf. I should have thought and asked, but figured got with it. The one I got was for sure late 30's to 40's. She's average height but with an athletic / muscular build. She has A and a hairy Bush.

Started with a good massage with good pressure with oil. Teasing of the boys before the flip. Upon the the flip play with the boys and asked of it was ok. Gave tip and she continued. No BJ, she just lubed it up and hoped on CG. She rode me for a few minutes before she wanted me to do the work. Finished mish. Barely any kissing, this was a very mechanical like and didn't enjoy it. She gave me wipes to clean up and offered water. I asked for an hour and maybe got 40 ish minutes. Felt rushed. Had the go somewhere else later in the day to get a proper nut out. HF for hr is 80 and tip 1. 6.

I couldn't agree more. I also had a very mediocre experience there with, I think, the same woman. I realize, looking back, that a lot of the reviews I read were from one member who I think is a shill for them. Most of his reviews are for GU (and Mesa Ridge) and they're all glowing reviews.

Look for the posts from foreskin69 in these posts

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...orts&p=6810671#post6810671.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...orts&p=6794973#post6794973.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...orts&p=6790686#post6790686.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...orts&p=6781442#post6781442.

Maybe he's just lucky. With my SO gone for a few days, I've been mongering a bunch and it hasn't been great. I'll post about another one, but I need some time to elapse so she doesn't know it's me posting. I'm hoping the third time is the charm tonight.

**ADwightSchrute** · 03-02-24 16:38

Went at opening to 2 girls working. The wrong heads was thinking and I had the PNC about the decision I made. One looked younger with nice C's. From reading guessing that was Diana. She showed me in, but another came in to collect the hf. I should have thought and asked, but figured got with it. The one I got was for sure late 30's to 40's. She's average height but with an athletic / muscular build. She has A and a hairy Bush.

Started with a good massage with good pressure with oil. Teasing of the boys before the flip. Upon the the flip play with the boys and asked of it was ok. Gave tip and she continued. No BJ, she just lubed it up and hoped on CG. She rode me for a few minutes before she wanted me to do the work. Finished mish. Barely any kissing, this was a very mechanical like and didn't enjoy it. She gave me wipes to clean up and offered water. I asked for an hour and maybe got 40 ish minutes. Felt rushed. Had the go somewhere else later in the day to get a proper nut out. HF for hr is 80 and tip 1. 6.