Strip Club Reports

[Original Man 78]

I am submitting the following report from my adventures last week.

H8 - I had two good sessions, one with Pixie, Slender Mixed dancer, got CFS and CBJ in the back for $. 5. I will definitely repeat. I also had a good time with Beauty, who is AA and a little older with a nice body. Got BBBJ and CFS for $$ I would repeat.

Pantheon. I had a VIP session with Barbie who is from SC. Negotiated Half and Half for $$. The session was not worthwhile and I would not repeat.

Subi's. I got some dances from Porcha, AA with a nice frame. I eventually took her to the back for Half and Half and I would repeat for OTC.

It seems to me that all of the clubs are dead, there are not a lot of customers these days which means that a lot of the dancers should be hungry.

[MojoMan]

Was in town for a couple of hours on Friday afternoon and went to Landing Strip. Got a great handjob from a tall slender early 20's white dancer with straight brown hair and a spider-web tattoo on her stomach. She was fun and flirty and all the things I like. And now I can't remember her name. Any help? She said she's been there for 4 years.

[Pinhead Larry]

FC has a large variety of open-minded girls and great VIP space, LS is mostly the same but the girls can be more reasonable in pricing. &BT's is definitely aimed at your satisfaction, but doesn't feel quite as spacious as the other two. They all have hustlers but at least there is a potential for fun in the VIP unlike 8 mile. Coli hasn't been extras-friendly for awhile, along with the other 8 mile clubs.

Usually when valeting I 'll leave a twenty and maybe some old pills in the glovebox, just to see if anyone touches them, and only one time ever has an airport club valet taken the bait (I don't recall which place). Meanwhile I don't even leave anything in the car when parking at the 8 mile clubs now as I've learned they'll even take half-empty weed vapes.

It's Been many months but plan to hit the clubs soon, where are open minded (freaks) these days?. Always liked Bogarts but the tiny rooms I just don't get, FC always found what I wanted in a nice place, payed first once and you guessed it scammed but That's on me. 😏 LS always had some talent but never indulged, coliseum- mixed results with not much privacy. Anyplace I'm overlooking? BTs it seemed like they could not wait to get you out the door somewhat satisfied.

[CakeComa]

Hit up the landing strip the other day. Found a decent Looking AA and took her for a FS spin in VIP. Hot young knew how to move. But VIP was meh and for 300 it's not a repeatable talent. Saw a few decent options dancing. More bigger girls than I usually see here. But still 12+ girls on shift with a few lookers. Pretty sure there was a pregnant girl dancing. Ngl I wasn't going to turn her down if she was to come by. Unfortunately she got off stage and didn't work the floor. Anyone have any insight on her currently being pregnant? Those tits looked incredible hahaha.

[BobbieBoucher]

I'm an anti-valet guy. The problem is at landing strip ot flight club they won't let you in in you park on a side street, they require you to surrender your keys. It's so you can't just bail if you don't like how things are going because they have your keys. I have heard that they will let you uber in.

These places are brothels, they're quasi-legal. They're allowed to operate because the cops are being paid off. If cops are called, by you or the club, they'll say "he was drunk and. ", you lose. The clubs will always side with the dancer, regardless. This is just my opinion, do what you want.

After a recent trip to Coli I noticed my nearly new Harbor Freight air compressor was gone from the back of my truck. I always liked the valet guy there and tipped him well. Guess that's the thanks we get. Reminder before going to a club take anything of value out of your vehicle because it's going to get ransacked by the valet.

[Moneyshot]

It's Been many months but plan to hit the clubs soon, where are open minded (freaks) these days?. Alway like Bogarts but the tiny rooms I just don't get, FC always found what I wanted in a nice place, payed first once and you guessed it scammed but That's on me. 😏 LS always had some talent but never indulged, coliseum- mixed results with not much privacy. Anyplace I'm overlooking? BTs it seemed like they could not wait to get you out the door somewhat satisfied.

[Marelobo Mex]

I'm an anti-valet guy. The problem is at landing strip ot flight club they won't let you in in you park on a side street, they require you to surrender your keys. It's so you can't just bail if you don't like how things are going because they have your keys. I have heard that they will let you uber in.

These places are brothels, they're quasi-legal. They're allowed to operate because the cops are being paid off. If cops are called, by you or the club, they'll say "he was drunk and. ", you lose. The clubs will always side with the dancer, regardless. This is just my opinion, do what you want.

I am not looking to re-start the discussion on the of valet. I agree the anti-valet guys make valid points. I am bad judge since I almost always have a rental car and I don't care who drives it. However I always valet park and I never had a serious problem. Do I think people have rifled through things in the car?, yes I do. I don't leave anything of value in the car. I have often have loose change between 1 and 2 dollars in the car. It has always been there when I come back.

I go to BTs more often than the other clubs, and I have gotten to know several of the valet guys and found them to be honest hard working people. I one time left my phone in the car, and the valet guy came into the club and gave it to me. I gave an extra tip for that.

There is no benefit to calling the cops. You should never do that at the club. The club will never do it either unless you do something like shooting a gun. The club would rather just kick you out if you behave badly. However the club is aware of the dancers who cheat customers and the ones who don't. This is bad business for the club. If she satisfies the first 100 guys and has a problem with you. Then the club will side with the dancer. However you complain about a dancer and other guys have also complained about her, they will side with you.

I complained about two of the three dancers who tried to cheat me. The dancer said I owed them for more songs than I said I did. When I got the club involved, in both cases I asked the VIP attendant how many songs we were back there and said the dancer and I have a disagreement. I didn't say how many I thought or how many she thought. And in both cases the guys number was the same as mine. So I paid the girl, and the club supported me. One of the girls then said that she charges $30 a song not $25. I said that was not disclosed to me until this moment, and again the club supported me.

For the third girl the problem didn't happen until we were on the 9th song. So I paid her the $200 we negotiated even though she didn't fulfill her part of the bargain, and I chalked it up that sometimes you get cheated.

If you get drunk or act belligerent than don't expect the club to support you. I repeat do not call the police, just leave calmly, and say you don't want any trouble, because they don't want any trouble either. However if someone (Dancer, waitress, other customer, or club manager) cheats you treats you badly. Ask to speak to one of the other managers and politely state your case and explain why you think you were cheated. If you make a reasonable points you should expect the club to side with you. I have found that to be the case in the majority of my disputes.

I will also point out that I only have a dispute maybe one out of every 10 or 12 visits. As new face many girl will try to hustle you, because you are fresh meat.

MM.

[MrHardBody]

Some good notes here on being a traveler heading to Detroit clubs. Things I'll add, having flown in and rented a car, flown in and Uber'd and driven as an out-of-stater in my own vehicle:

1. There are probably few to no issues during the day, though it's never a bad idea to still be smart.

2. I'll echo the "stick to the main roads" thing. The clubs are all on main thoroughfares. There have been stories in the past about guys who have gone off the beaten path for one reason or another and had bad things happen. Stick to the main roads and you'll be fine. The roads are big enough that nothing's going to happen you can't see coming and avoid. If you're squeamish, fine, fill up in one of the suburbs first and keep your eyes forward the whole trip.

3. I know there's another poster here who rails against valets, their costs, the fights he gets in with the guys involved with them, how they can "refuse to give you your car back" and whatever, but seriously, especially if you're out of town, use them if you're driving. The alternative, if you're driving, is parking on some side street and walking a decent distance, probably with a bunch of money on you, which ain't smart.

4. If you can help it, drive something inconspicuous. Ain't no one going to jack your rusted Accord with 200,000 miles or your two-door rental Prius.

5. Take only the cash you're going to spend. ATM fees in some of these places are crazy, so take enough, but no more. Think realistically about how much that amount is going to be. The most I ever dropped in a night was probably $1,100, most of which was on takeout with a pair of ladies. I once finished three times in a night in a single club for less than a grand. I mean, yeah, maybe you're a bigger baller who wants to flash more cash or buy out a girl for the night or whatever, but the advice still applies. And, just like with the last point, the flashier you are, the bigger the target that might end up on your back.

6. Don't bring trouble upon yourself. Remember everyone in the building and on and around the surrounding roads is a person who deserves some respect. Party under control, whatever your poison may be.

7. On the flip side of the last point, if anything at all starts not feeling right, usually in the form of a dancer trying to rip you off somehow, trust your instinct and bail. Maybe pay the agreed price first, but no more, then bail. Calmly and under control, but still, bail. Cooler heads will prevail in any dispute, plus, more than likely, the dancer's been a problem before. Calmly bailing makes it clear you're not trying to skip out on anything, but also not interested in what she's selling. Don't try to salvage a situation where you're being upsold or made to do something you don't want to do.

I get that my personality is different than many others in that I take a more tactical approach to clubbing, but I also think that's just the smart thing to do all the time. I've had bad experiences at Detroit clubs, but never anything life-altering. I think, like anything, you just got to be smart.

I'm an anti-valet guy. The problem is at landing strip ot flight club they won't let you in in you park on a side street, they require you to surrender your keys. It's so you can't just bail if you don't like how things are going because they have your keys. I have heard that they will let you uber in.

These places are brothels, they're quasi-legal. They're allowed to operate because the cops are being paid off. If cops are called, by you or the club, they'll say "he was drunk and. ", you lose. The clubs will always side with the dancer, regardless. This is just my opinion, do what you want.

I've never been to strip club, and after reading this, I won't bother. If you're just looking for sex, why not venture elsewhere such as a streetwalker or online? It just seems that there's too many rules and many ways to get robbed.

[Pussylicker2]

3. I know there's another poster here who rails against valets, their costs, the fights he gets in with the guys involved with them, how they can "refuse to give you your car back" and whatever, but seriously, especially if you're out of town, use them if you're driving. The alternative, if you're driving, is parking on some side street and walking a decent distance, probably with a bunch of money on you, which ain't smart.

I'm an anti-valet guy. The problem is at landing strip ot flight club they won't let you in in you park on a side street, they require you to surrender your keys. It's so you can't just bail if you don't like how things are going because they have your keys. I have heard that they will let you uber in.

These places are brothels, they're quasi-legal. They're allowed to operate because the cops are being paid off. If cops are called, by you or the club, they'll say "he was drunk and. ", you lose. The clubs will always side with the dancer, regardless. This is just my opinion, do what you want.

[Darwin2000]

About fourteen dancers at Criket. Overall, an okay looking lineup.

Is Hazel still around on day shift at Criket? I always wanted to see her. I keep missing her.

[Chimil Detin]

Some good notes here on being a traveler heading to Detroit clubs. Things I'll add, having flown in and rented a car, flown in and Uber'd and driven as an out-of-stater in my own vehicle:

1. There are probably few to no issues during the day, though it's never a bad idea to still be smart.

2. I'll echo the "stick to the main roads" thing. The clubs are all on main thoroughfares. There have been stories in the past about guys who have gone off the beaten path for one reason or another and had bad things happen. Stick to the main roads and you'll be fine. The roads are big enough that nothing's going to happen you can't see coming and avoid. If you're squeamish, fine, fill up in one of the suburbs first and keep your eyes forward the whole trip.

3. I know there's another poster here who rails against valets, their costs, the fights he gets in with the guys involved with them, how they can "refuse to give you your car back" and whatever, but seriously, especially if you're out of town, use them if you're driving. The alternative, if you're driving, is parking on some side street and walking a decent distance, probably with a bunch of money on you, which ain't smart.

4. If you can help it, drive something inconspicuous. Ain't no one going to jack your rusted Accord with 200,000 miles or your two-door rental Prius.

5. Take only the cash you're going to spend. ATM fees in some of these places are crazy, so take enough, but no more. Think realistically about how much that amount is going to be. The most I ever dropped in a night was probably $1,100, most of which was on takeout with a pair of ladies. I once finished three times in a night in a single club for less than a grand. I mean, yeah, maybe you're a bigger baller who wants to flash more cash or buy out a girl for the night or whatever, but the advice still applies. And, just like with the last point, the flashier you are, the bigger the target that might end up on your back.

6. Don't bring trouble upon yourself. Remember everyone in the building and on and around the surrounding roads is a person who deserves some respect. Party under control, whatever your poison may be.

7. On the flip side of the last point, if anything at all starts not feeling right, usually in the form of a dancer trying to rip you off somehow, trust your instinct and bail. Maybe pay the agreed price first, but no more, then bail. Calmly and under control, but still, bail. Cooler heads will prevail in any dispute, plus, more than likely, the dancer's been a problem before. Calmly bailing makes it clear you're not trying to skip out on anything, but also not interested in what she's selling. Don't try to salvage a situation where you're being upsold or made to do something you don't want to do.

I get that my personality is different than many others in that I take a more tactical approach to clubbing, but I also think that's just the smart thing to do all the time. I've had bad experiences at Detroit clubs, but never anything life-altering. I think, like anything, you just got to be smart.

[Jules Jordan]

About fourteen dancers at Criket. Overall, an okay looking lineup. Angel is early-30's, white, dark hair with highlights, small tits, and a slender-ish build. Her VIP performance was worthwhile, although a bit mechanical. I might repeat. She isn't the Latina Angel from BT's day shift.

Nine dancers at Subi's. The talent level reminded me of Criket. Entice is late-20's, black, dark hair, large natural tits, and a medium build. She provided a great VIP experience. I'd repeat.

Session details and donations resemble my previous reports.

[SamPerkins420]

Perfect example to share about the area to someone non local. Get gas in another area, etc.

I always fill up at the big Citgo on Michigan Ave, just west of John Daly. Besides being the cheapest fuel around it is huge, well lit, and has security. I've filled up there all times of day including at midnight and never felt unsafe or threatened. There is nothing to worry about.

[SamPerkins420]

Oh yes, don't over think it here, the girls are very up front what's available, I still think 2500 is too much to bring in at one time. Maybe do a run to the car to replenish but I'd not carry that much in, for reasons mentioned. A lot of seedy people in the cities where the clubs are, the girls are equally as seedy. Not all obviously, but I don't recall meeting one I'd bring home to Mom LOL. KY is pretty safe if you avoid meth and the likes, Inkster is far more dangerous than any city I've visited in KY. Not to scare you off, I've never had issues, but I also don't go at night, cause issues, get road rage etc. I've stayed in every part of KY Bowling Green, Louisville, Lexington, Covington, Florence, Frankfort, Bardnstown, and smaller cities went through a bourbon phase LOL. Not once day or night did I feel uncomfortable.

Tell the dancer what you want to do, she'll day an amount, either accept or counter offer. Set the rules, no song count, cash after service like you'll be surprised at the miles you can get and value for the dollar.

DO NOT WORRY about safety in Inkster (or Dearborn). Bogart's & Flight Club are right on Michigan Avenue which is a huge, 4 lanes in each direction boulevard. Each club it totally self contained with its own parking lot and no neighbors. FC has mandatory valet, and a ton of visible security.

Same with Henry VIII North, which is just around the corner from those on Middlebelt which is a major, 2 lanes in each direction road. H8 N has it's own fenced in parking lot, and is next to a small neighborhood of basic, single family homes.

Silver Criket & BT's are in the next town over, Dearborn, which further east on Michigan Ave towards the city of Detroit. Both are perfectly safe. Criket has it's own private, fenced in parking lot in back with visible security in the lot and club, and is next to a McDonald's, a BBQ restaurant, and near a motel. Three years ago at 2 am there was a shooting outside Criket that apparently stemmed from a fight inside, that's the only reported violence I've ever heard of there.

BT's has mandatory valet, but you can always park in the lot immediately east of it which services a grocery store, couple of restaurants, and other light retail. It is in front of a normal, middle class neighborhood of single family homes.

[HarryDude]

Ya unless he plans to hang out at the gas stations, neighborhoods and run down motels then he should be fine.

Perfect example to share about the area to someone non local. Get gas in another area, etc.