Massage Parlor Reports

**CanaPunter** · 12-18-23 23:59

Originally Posted by SymptomAddict [View Original Post]

There sure a lot of people posting reviews that say otherwise, compared with your. I dunno what, intuition? But whatever, good luck hunting.

It is simple. FS people don't know what good massage is because it is not the massage that they are looking for. As far as reporting goes, I just laugh reading "provided CMT-quality 3 minute massage".

Exceptions exist, but they are exactly that - exceptions. Personally, right now I cannot even find real massage + HE.

**AudacityFark** · 12-18-23 17:08

Originally Posted by B.U. [View Original Post]

I have been to York Rd 3 or 4 times in the last few months. I have gotten a bad massage there and I have gotten a couple of really good massages there. That is going to depend on what you want and if something gets lost in the translation. I have been asked if I wanted a hard or soft massage there and I said hard. She dug her elbow into my back and tried to kill me. I wheezed less hard. She lightened up. I have also limped in there with a pulled quad and a tweeky back, the girl looked at me and said, "we fix you up. " They did. But I have had a bad massage there also. YMMV I believe is the saying..

How did you get providers here? Asked for lineup or just saw a girl they matched?

**B. U.** · 12-18-23 00:51

Originally Posted by CanaPunter [View Original Post]

York Rd place is FS and FS places never have good massage.

I have been to York Rd 3 or 4 times in the last few months. I have gotten a bad massage there and I have gotten a couple of really good massages there. That is going to depend on what you want and if something gets lost in the translation. I have been asked if I wanted a hard or soft massage there and I said hard. She dug her elbow into my back and tried to kill me. I wheezed less hard. She lightened up. I have also limped in there with a pulled quad and a tweeky back, the girl looked at me and said, "we fix you up. " They did. But I have had a bad massage there also. YMMV I believe is the saying.

Play Safe,

B. you.

**Symptom Addict** · 12-15-23 13:29

Originally Posted by CanaPunter [View Original Post]

York Rd place is FS and FS places never have good massage.

There sure a lot of people posting reviews that say otherwise, compared with your. I dunno what, intuition? But whatever, good luck hunting.

**CanaPunter** · 12-15-23 11:29

Originally Posted by SymptomAddict [View Original Post]

You might get both anyway, if you read back through the forum a bit. Look for an address on York Rd.

York Rd place is FS and FS places never have good massage.

**Symptom Addict** · 12-14-23 22:48

Originally Posted by SemiPro666 [View Original Post]

Anyone got a rec for a nova style AMP. Just want a very solid massage and standard finish. Also what should I expect for rates? Not interested in FS since that doesn't seem hard to come by. Finding a quality massage along with a wonderful release seems near impossible to find here.

You might get both anyway, if you read back through the forum a bit. Look for an address on York Rd.

**SemiPro666** · 12-13-23 18:48

Anyone got a rec for a nova style AMP. Just want a very solid massage and standard finish. Also what should I expect for rates? Not interested in FS since that doesn't seem hard to come by. Finding a quality massage along with a wonderful release seems near impossible to find here.

**Youngster83** · 12-13-23 15:16

Over all very nice massage. Lots of teasing and a very playful ending LOL.

On the flip after a few moments of joyful rubing I got her to climb on top and continue the rubbing of joy. I had hoped it would give her the idea I was looking for but I don't think anything more is on the table. I even tapped on my lips and pointed but she only giggled. After a two hand tug. One on the shaft and the other under pushing up I had a release. It was so intense and well need ot shot like a worn start on pre work out LOL! It hit her in the face and hair along woth onto the floor. She wasn't happy at all. It cut the whole process short as she stopped and jumped back LOL. She left the room and didn't come back for a few minutes later. She left a hot towel on the table and pointed at the clock. I took it as it was time up LOL. No water or even mint on the way out LOL. Definitely one for the books though. Over all I'd do it again. I'm sure she won't forget me either LOL!!

**Search 714** · 12-12-23 21:42

Originally Posted by Cardel234 [View Original Post]

Per another guy below, "She has put several of the spas out of business in the area". So this doesn't jibe with what you are saying. Which way is it?

I've met her years ago when she was doing legitimate therapy. Nice girl but she has a rather unusual past regarding legal issues outside of the hobby. Tread slowly my friends.

**MoonMonger** · 12-12-23 20:57

Originally Posted by StayAnonymous [View Original Post]

Nice massage. Petite and accommodating. Looked kind of Vietnamese rather than Chinese or Korean. Late 30's or 40's. B set up top. CBJ and DATY. Cfs knees together. Was able to take it well. She seems to enjoy herself. Will repeat.

What was your damage? For her.

**StayAnonymous** · 12-12-23 09:01

Nice massage. Petite and accommodating. Looked kind of Vietnamese rather than Chinese or Korean. Late 30's or 40's. B set up top. CBJ and DATY. Cfs knees together. Was able to take it well. She seems to enjoy herself. Will repeat.

**Ballsy9** · 12-11-23 17:10

Originally Posted by JazzMan29 [View Original Post]

Went to LiLi in Glen Burnie last night just before closing. They're open till 9:30. Parked around back, mamasan took the donation and I got comfortable. A different lady comes in to give massage, about 5' tall, wearing a mask but has pretty dark eyes. She doesn't speak any English, I asked her twice for her name but she just said Hello and Good Night. LOL. Got the full hour, she begins with me covered in towel for 15 minutes, then removes to give nice oil massage. Plenty of pressure, teases me before the flip. Standard ending. She cleaned me off with nice warm towels. Overall a good experience.

Use google translation app when you see an Asian girl speaking zero English. It works pretty much.

**JazzMan29** · 12-11-23 15:55

Went to LiLi in Glen Burnie last night just before closing. They're open till 9:30. Parked around back, mamasan took the donation and I got comfortable. A different lady comes in to give massage, about 5' tall, wearing a mask but has pretty dark eyes. She doesn't speak any English, I asked her twice for her name but she just said Hello and Good Night. LOL. Got the full hour, she begins with me covered in towel for 15 minutes, then removes to give nice oil massage. Plenty of pressure, teases me before the flip. Standard ending. She cleaned me off with nice warm towels. Overall a good experience.

**MDFootLover** · 12-11-23 12:00

Originally Posted by Cardel234 [View Original Post]

Per another guy below, "She has put several of the spas out of business in the area". So this doesn't jibe with what you are saying. Which way is it?

I believe he meant putting AMPs out, but supporting independent providers.

**Cardel234** · 12-11-23 10:26

Originally Posted by SuperSonicPimp [View Original Post]

That obvious, their all friends of sarah, providers have an unwritten rule to stick together. They can have friends they boost.

Per another guy below, "She has put several of the spas out of business in the area". So this doesn't jibe with what you are saying. Which way is it?

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