Schaumburg

[Zyncoxide]

So the Latina posts. It seems it's like the Asian posts. Can someone confirm. I don't care if it's an old Latin granny waiting for me. I just want to give it a try but I am gun shy has anyone taken the plunge. I know uncle LEO be workin.

Pro tip. Call the number to talk to them, most times it is very easy to discern if it isn't a native English speaker.

[MLuv33]

So the Latina posts. It seems it's like the Asian posts. Can someone confirm. I don't care if it's an old Latin granny waiting for me. I just want to give it a try but I am gun shy has anyone taken the plunge. I know uncle LEO be workin.

[Flyer6]

A lot of the places I've got to turned legit. I know of places in Bartlett and Streamwood but I'm looking for a place I can go during my lunch break. Schaumburg, Hoffman, Barrington area that does L2 or more. Even open to private providers that won't charge an arm and a leg. Cannot do hotels though. DM me please.

[Sam Spade]

I saw her in the winter of 2019, in Niles near Advocate hospital. She seemed nice enough, but the room was cold, which she said she didn't control. She put a blanket over me. Then she stayed out of reach the entire time, including for the handjob finish. That was 150 bucks, and I couldn't see a reason to return. Now she wants 200? Unless she's upped her game to miracle provider, I'm not biting.

https://tryst.link/massage/massage4men

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/h...678007066.html

https://massage.eros.com/illinois/ch...es/9070207.htm

So I made mention of this one a while ago, either through my own report or confirming what others reported. It had been a couple years since I saw her, but I recall it had been a positive experience.

Well. No more. Saw her a few days ago at her new incall in Schaumburg. Nice place, but she was not nice at all. Maybe she was having an off day? I saw what could've been a bruise under her eye. Who knows?

Anyway, as soon as she opens the door, she's giving me a cold attitude. Said I remember her from before, she said nothing. Told me to disrobe and lie on the table. Jeebus. So much oil. So I didn't imagine that. I felt like the Thanksgiving turkey about to be deep fried. It was ridiculous. But the massage itself was, well, that was also pretty meh.

On the flip, she actually lay a towel over my eyes. WTF? Yet more oil. I reached out and brushed her waist. She practically bit my head off. Okay. Her L1 needs a lot of work. She allowed basically five minutes for the finish, but by that time I just wanted to get out of there.

Hate to say it, but you're better off using vaseline in your bathroom at home.

[FullyMooned]

Based on reviews here I visited lianna's Massage today. Waste of time. I gave all the signals. But she kept me covered the entire time with no extras. Her name was mini. So unless someone can share the name of the provider willing to do extras, I would recommend people stay away from this place.

My experience was night and day from your experience. The MP did a thin cover that she kept moving around my body. Did all the indications to no avail. Her soft massage was close to feather touch, which was remarkable. Not worth many details. Suffice it to say I was very disappointed. Obviously YMMV.

[Wenger]

New ads seemed to indicate a new environment. Went and found the hour Swedish was 70. Average MT, nothing striking. Ended up giving a good massage, at the end of doing the face down began light touch and tease but no real contact. Flipped, and teasing with no contact, asked if she provided a particular massage and a flat no. I didn't feel like pleading like a desperate teenager at prom, and in all fairness massage was good so requested face / sinus massage and let her finish. As we are ending she lifts cover and moves my hand under, and I just laugh and tell her no, I don't do that. As I left she was saying something, I thought it was offer of water and I took one and left. Walking to the car realized she was saying "teep? Want to teep?" and that I had forgotten to leave anything. I began to turn and leave something, but then I got aggravated thinking of the deliberate deception of ads indicating other services were offered that weren't, and how tiresome the BS is and just left without tipping anything. I am done being "nice", if you rip me off, which that is, whether it is MT fault or not, then don't expect me to hand you more. It is like calling back the street robber to let him know you had your big money in your other pocket and he missed it. JMO.

If the massage was good I would have at least given her 5 or 10 for a tip. You never know if you'll meet her at a spot that allows more in the future, but you can almost bet she'll remember the lack of tip if she does. This happened to me at a spot near bye where I found it was only ss, then a few months later ran into her at another spot and got a surprise l2.

[Mr LoudMonger]

https://tryst.link/massage/massage4men

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/h...678007066.html

https://massage.eros.com/illinois/ch...es/9070207.htm

So I made mention of this one a while ago, either through my own report or confirming what others reported. It had been a couple years since I saw her, but I recall it had been a positive experience.

Well. No more. Saw her a few days ago at her new incall in Schaumburg. Nice place, but she was not nice at all. Maybe she was having an off day? I saw what could've been a bruise under her eye. Who knows?

Anyway, as soon as she opens the door, she's giving me a cold attitude. Said I remember her from before, she said nothing. Told me to disrobe and lie on the table. Jeebus. So much oil. So I didn't imagine that. I felt like the Thanksgiving turkey about to be deep fried. It was ridiculous. But the massage itself was, well, that was also pretty meh.

On the flip, she actually lay a towel over my eyes. WTF? Yet more oil. I reached out and brushed her waist. She practically bit my head off. Okay. Her L1 needs a lot of work. She allowed basically five minutes for the finish, but by that time I just wanted to get out of there.

Hate to say it, but you're better off using vaseline in your bathroom at home.

I reviewed her a couple of years ago, think she was in Wheeling or something and price was 150. Place was nice at least. But I totally did not click with her, very all-business and stand-offish. The massage was weird with way-too-loud music. But the killer was the finish. Painfully manhandled. Jackhammer!

[DMichaels69]

I live out here now and its a desert besides the K-spas that I'm bored with.

New ads seemed to indicate a new environment. Went and found the hour Swedish was 70. Average MT, nothing striking. Ended up giving a good massage, at the end of doing the face down began light touch and tease but no real contact. Flipped, and teasing with no contact, asked if she provided a particular massage and a flat no. I didn't feel like pleading like a desperate teenager at prom, and in all fairness massage was good so requested face / sinus massage and let her finish. As we are ending she lifts cover and moves my hand under, and I just laugh and tell her no, I don't do that. As I left she was saying something, I thought it was offer of water and I took one and left. Walking to the car realized she was saying "teep? Want to teep?" and that I had forgotten to leave anything. I began to turn and leave something, but then I got aggravated thinking of the deliberate deception of ads indicating other services were offered that weren't, and how tiresome the BS is and just left without tipping anything. I am done being "nice", if you rip me off, which that is, whether it is MT fault or not, then don't expect me to hand you more. It is like calling back the street robber to let him know you had your big money in your other pocket and he missed it. JMO.

[RubLuvr]

New ads seemed to indicate a new environment. Went and found the hour Swedish was 70. Average MT, nothing striking. Ended up giving a good massage, at the end of doing the face down began light touch and tease but no real contact. Flipped, and teasing with no contact, asked if she provided a particular massage and a flat no. I didn't feel like pleading like a desperate teenager at prom, and in all fairness massage was good so requested face / sinus massage and let her finish. As we are ending she lifts cover and moves my hand under, and I just laugh and tell her no, I don't do that. As I left she was saying something, I thought it was offer of water and I took one and left. Walking to the car realized she was saying "teep? Want to teep?" and that I had forgotten to leave anything. I began to turn and leave something, but then I got aggravated thinking of the deliberate deception of ads indicating other services were offered that weren't, and how tiresome the BS is and just left without tipping anything. I am done being "nice", if you rip me off, which that is, whether it is MT fault or not, then don't expect me to hand you more. It is like calling back the street robber to let him know you had your big money in your other pocket and he missed it. JMO.

[RubLuvr]

I know I read some posts about the PD allegedly questioning guys waiting for in the parking lot of hotels.
A few months ago


Is it BS? What to do?

I ask because I have a rare opportunity to be in the area again for the first time in months. Last thing I need is to be jammed up during work hours.

Has anyone experienced this?

Am I under arrest? If yes, I have nothing to say without an attorney. I do not consent to anything.

If no, leave.

[Zyncoxide]

I know I read some posts about the PD allegedly questioning guys waiting for in the parking lot of hotels.
A few months ago


Is it BS? What to do?

I ask because I have a rare opportunity to be in the area again for the first time in months. Last thing I need is to be jammed up during work hours.

Has anyone experienced this?

Really? In Schaumburg? First I've heard of it.

[FuckGolf12]

I know I read some posts about the PD allegedly questioning guys waiting for in the parking lot of hotels.
A few months ago


Is it BS? What to do?

I ask because I have a rare opportunity to be in the area again for the first time in months. Last thing I need is to be jammed up during work hours.

Has anyone experienced this?

Just tell them you pulled over to take a phone call. You are in a parking lot. If the owner want you to leave you tell them you will leave. Nothing more needs to be said. You do not need to give them I'd you but they will run your plates, so unless you have warrants you should be safe.

[JakeGoodfella]

I know I read some posts about the PD allegedly questioning guys waiting for in the parking lot of hotels.
A few months ago


Is it BS? What to do?

I ask because I have a rare opportunity to be in the area again for the first time in months. Last thing I need is to be jammed up during work hours.

Has anyone experienced this?

Just have a story ready. I've never had to use it, but my story is that I had to take a zoom call for work and couldn't get the app to work. So instead of trying to mess with it while I was driving, I decided to pull into this parking lot officer. If he asks where you're headed, just give him the name of a fast food place nearby and tell him you're going to get a bite to eat. If he asks to see your phone, tell him absolutely not, not without a warrant. Also, have your ringer off and be disconnected from your car's bluetooth.

[Rook6642]

I know I read some posts about the PD allegedly questioning guys waiting for in the parking lot of hotels.
A few months ago


Is it BS? What to do?

I ask because I have a rare opportunity to be in the area again for the first time in months. Last thing I need is to be jammed up during work hours.

Has anyone experienced this?

[Emiglio]

https://tryst.link/massage/massage4men

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/h...678007066.html

https://massage.eros.com/illinois/ch...es/9070207.htm

So I made mention of this one a while ago, either through my own report or confirming what others reported. It had been a couple years since I saw her, but I recall it had been a positive experience.

Well. No more. Saw her a few days ago at her new incall in Schaumburg. Nice place, but she was not nice at all. Maybe she was having an off day? I saw what could've been a bruise under her eye. Who knows?

Anyway, as soon as she opens the door, she's giving me a cold attitude. Said I remember her from before, she said nothing. Told me to disrobe and lie on the table. Jeebus. So much oil. So I didn't imagine that. I felt like the Thanksgiving turkey about to be deep fried. It was ridiculous. But the massage itself was, well, that was also pretty meh.

On the flip, she actually lay a towel over my eyes. WTF? Yet more oil. I reached out and brushed her waist. She practically bit my head off. Okay. Her L1 needs a lot of work. She allowed basically five minutes for the finish, but by that time I just wanted to get out of there.

Hate to say it, but you're better off using vaseline in your bathroom at home.

Well obese women tend to develop an attitude when they first lose weight. And she looks like weight is slightly down. I have rwad where she is a great maxseuse, go figure.