Massage Parlor Reports

**Gpc1085** · 04-30-23 06:40

Xanadu Everett (coco) - Similar experience to what searches come up saying (research on here is your best friend) robs, upsell's, difficult to even deal with (games & bs galore as others in search on here have stated! Could be anything really as subtle as in asking for more pressure for whatever pretend massage they do. Don't waist a dime here. I will admit that Coco is attractive (although the teeth are horrible) & others are I've seen the couple times I popped my head in but "didn't have time" (at lunch), but it's like the same vibe here as the streetwalker guys on this board say about these hustling SW's on AA (or any blade in the USA). Same hustling mentality at this place & w coco, & I'm assuming by all the MTP's at this rob of a place! During massage, she seriously was massaging me with one hand and with the other sounded / appeared to initially try to go through my jacket / sweats that I had put under table. She gave up after hearing ruffling going on for 5-10 seconds probably becuase I had zipper pockets all purposedly zipped up on both (nice try!). But it seemed shady as everything from the jump here. Of course everything is cash first and then literally before massage she goes to give it to the back room to the manager (I am assuming or in a safe)? Anyways. As others have said you are at their mercy when you hand over cash / pay first. And for that and other reasons this place is a straight up hustle I. E. Do as little as possible, up charge on anything to breathing. 'you get the point. Don't be fooled by any good looking mtp here. It's a rob and it's no wonder this place is always empty when I am in that shopping center. No one goes in or out from here! Seriously! They rely on those that don't know their reputation like myself *facepalm* And It is for good reason! Wish I had done a search on here beforehand. It's all a shame because coco & another one I've seen there definitely are attractive but who really gives af with their constant upsells and demeanor. I don't and certainly won't be back or recommend this to anyone even in a pinch. Horrible experience here. They're thieves essentially.

Rainbow health Lynwood (2 pm wkday) by all means looked like a legit MP. Search on here seems to indicate HJ only. Might have only been a front desk only worker (who was friendly & regular dressed) & one mtp at the time & she was busy front desk lady told me. I was asked to come back. I checked out other places below instead for 1st time all places. Will have to check this one out again as I'm not a hardcore guy like you all. LOL.

Tokyo spa Lynwood: (230 pm wkday) two 55-65 yo's. I asked front lady for younger. She brought to room older. I asked when they'd have younger. Next Thursday. Ok. I won't and never did make it there Thursday.

Sunshine spa (3 pm wkday) "All busy come back". Looked interesting. May revisit here and rainbow. I prefer pg13 places though compared to some of you that like that x xx stuff.

Ever green (Everette way) homeless loitering right outside. Rough neighborhood. You guys like places in rough spots like this? I didn't feel comfy leaving my car for even 10-20 min's there due to the multiple broken or taped over windows w in 200 ft I saw parked. Sketched out to even park w a certain homeless guy observing / hanging in front from when I 1st parked to walking in was a concern as he was scoping everything I did. Doorbell. Grandma welcomes / opens. Given all the older providers from the couple other places before this (frustrated myself) I ask "no offense is there anyone younger" she gives a smart a $$ remark of "I'm not a massage girl here", which I kind of figured but given how old some were at the previous places nothing was off the table. So I go "well what do you have available & can I see". Never got to see. Grandma was beyond rude and still coping subtle attitudes on me and trying to escort me to room where I stop mid way and go I forgot my tip and need to go to my car to get more money. This after three times asking who's available (she never said the ones available were busy or anything) and for all I know wanted money prior to seeing anything and just said "we have young". And I kept saying well can I see?. Eventually just kind of gave up and said I need to get more cash from car (because I did need more) and eventually walked out but grandma kept being rude and talking all this crap in chasing me out. Must have been a very slow day (waiting room & parking lot was completely empty) and / or the neighborhood was pissing her off or. Is she always this nasty / vile? Sheesh!! No seriously. I searched and read some comments. I feel sorry for the girls under her watch and can only imagine the abuse they endure. Geez. Guess from reports on here, this place is good if I get past mamasan / ala grandma. Is this true? And that's a big hurdle sheesh. I don't know got a really bad vibe that turned me off from here as well as the neighborhood / homeless guy and worrying just the 5 min's I was in there about my car being broken into / stolen etc. Etc. . What do you guys do in these bad neighborhoods? Undecided mostly because of mamasan's horrible attitude if I even want to touch it again, even if hot 20 yo's are reported (Holly? Wh / azn Was 1 wk ago).

Panda massage everett: (4:30 pm wkday) it didn't come up on RM's, but I just randomly pulled into this shopping center in front of it by accident, so said "at least go in and see what the vibe is / what it is about". Nice lady in 40's dressed very conservatively at door. Place looked clean. Slow also. Seemed like a legit mp. I don't know? It's been recently talked about / People are saying HE only but hard to even see that but maybe 1-2 mtp are? But probably a "under the table thingy" I'd imagine.

Natural healing spa Everett: (3 pm wkday) Greeted by to 50-65 yo grannies. Ran & was chased out (literally) trying to get me back inside and persuade me to get a massage. No thanks! Way to aggressive from the onset and not my cup of tea / too old and wrinkly for me.

Viva everett (4 pm wkday) A couple unsavory people in shopping center. Grandma 65-70 yo greeted me. All busy, but didn't seem like a person in there. Hmm. Said ok I'll come back later. Unsure if this place is any good? Anyone know? And is she the mamasan?

Lucky oil / nuru massage: wanted to check out the two was thinking lucky oil moreso but.

Entire road was closed off due to roadwork. This is 2nd time I've attempted this. Ugh! Neighborhood complex / road there is super ghetto! Mental / homeless halfway house section 8 appt's idk. And I have to park and leave car two blocks from it because of road closure? Circled neighborhood looking for safest & closest place to park my car (didn't feel like there was one) then thought I'll just leave it at Ivar's. After 5-10 mins of prior circling. Then 8 EPD cars come through Ivar's and they get out on foot. Really wanting to see what's going on as well as see if the ratings are as good as advertised I hang around for a little. EPD was all over the place 8-10 cruisers & cops just hanging out all in that street (Hoyt? Eventually I just get the heck out of there and go to my legit place for a deep tissue massage. Disappointing again. Forgot last time what the issue was. Neighborhood deals in that ally I think. Where do you guys park & am I just having bad luck or is this 2-3 block area there always that sketch right by these two MP's? Ugh.

**MickDawgg** · 04-30-23 02:16

Originally Posted by DamianDono [View Original Post]

Literally all the ones I mentioned will probably give you all the grannies you desire. I hope they give you whatever your looking for!

You didn't mention Royal Spa or VIP in Everett, last time.

Around VIP wasn't in Granny territory.

**Regularity** · 04-29-23 11:21

Originally Posted by Jy2019 [View Original Post]

Has anyone tried out the shops here recently? I passed by the area few days ago and saw plenty of AMP around. Neighborhood looks vietnamese?

However, when I turned 12th Ave, I saw a bunch of hobos and zombies in the area by the bus stop. Very shady location. I wonder what days and times are best. I will definitely visit sometime before sun goes down. I can't even find a good safe parking spot.

The neighborhood is indeed Little Saigon. I usually park on S. King St., S. Weller St. or S. Main St. My car hasn't been bothered, as I keep valuables with me, and things of interest out of sight. I ignore the shady folks, and they haven't really bothered me. I prefer to go at night, 8 pm or later. There's a couple of places in the neighborhood where I go periodically, and I have good experiences.

**DamianDono** · 04-29-23 03:06

Originally Posted by MickDawgg [View Original Post]

That's more for me then, keep me posted where the golden girls are. Especially the HE places as well. This current batch of Hurry up and Up selling young ladies are just becoming overwhelming!

Literally all the ones I mentioned will probably give you all the grannies you desire. I hope they give you whatever your looking for!

**Jy2019** · 04-29-23 00:21

Originally Posted by Maxtron [View Original Post]

I've been to Blue Lotus Massage in Tukwila several times. The ladies there give amazing massage, and there is often quite a bit of teasing, but no extras. I always leave simultaneously relaxed and frustrated. Anyone else have different experience there?

I tried this shop before covid and it was a jack shack only. Massage is usually deep tissue and above average service.

**Jy2019** · 04-29-23 00:19

Has anyone tried out the shops here recently? I passed by the area few days ago and saw plenty of AMP around. Neighborhood looks vietnamese?

However, when I turned 12th Ave, I saw a bunch of hobos and zombies in the area by the bus stop. Very shady location. I wonder what days and times are best. I will definitely visit sometime before sun goes down. I can't even find a good safe parking spot.

**PnwVette** · 04-28-23 13:03

Originally Posted by Pontus311 [View Original Post]

Thanks man appreciate it. Can anyone recommend places near Rainer Beach / Renton / Tukwila? Just drop the name and I can search up actual reports. Thanks again.

One of my favorites in Renton is Diva Spa. The girls are beautiful. You might pay a little extra, but every time I have been there the service is worth the extra.

The one I haven't tried there is Mia. She is tall, leggy, amazing body, and from what I understand she used to be a professional model in Vietnam.

**MickDawgg** · 04-28-23 12:39

Originally Posted by DamianDono [View Original Post]

I feel bad about this but I walked out of about every Lynnwood / Everett parlor last night. Grannies for days. I'm not trying to be overly picky or anything but we were dealing with women in their 60's at Sun, Lake Serene, Euro and airport. You name it. I don't think I've ever "forgotten my wallet" so many times in one night. Maybe I'm getting old too.

That's more for me then, keep me posted where the golden girls are. Especially the HE places as well. This current batch of Hurry up and Up selling young ladies are just becoming overwhelming!

**Regularity** · 04-28-23 12:17

Originally Posted by Maxtron [View Original Post]

I've been to Blue Lotus Massage in Tukwila several times. The ladies there give amazing massage, and there is often quite a bit of teasing, but no extras. I always leave simultaneously relaxed and frustrated. Anyone else have different experience there?

I've had a similar experience, only no teasing. Great massage, though.

**SayOcean** · 04-27-23 23:07

Originally Posted by Axa575 [View Original Post]

Holy shit, who is this Lola valentine and does she provide? What a smokeshow.

Just online content creation. Reddit / * / YouTube.

**Asdzzz** · 04-27-23 18:47

Originally Posted by KnoxNenters [View Original Post]

Firstly, get WeChat. It's not easy to get authenticated, but once you do, it makes life a lot easier when it comes to tracking your ATFs in this dank, shifty game.

If you've never met Sophia, you're missing one of the greatest in all the lands. She's beautiful, has a phenomenal physique. Check VillageRat's wild review here. She is a superstar - pipe in if you've had a great experience with her. Honestly one of the best. Can't wait to see her again. Massage isn't really her priority skillset.

She was in LA. We kept in touch via WeChat. She is officially back and open for business today in Bellevue, in an apartment. So maybe she has shifted to AAMP. But she also just might be squatting until she lands somewhere else.

She is managed, so it's not like it's all within her control. She told me it was OK to share -- PM me for details. For those who have already messaged me about this, I will respond.

Is that Lin in Redmond, if not could you share her WeChat qr?

**Asdzzz** · 04-27-23 17:50

Originally Posted by Dirk901 [View Original Post]

All,

Any seen this hottie? Yes or no?

TIA.

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....26%23127799%3B

Avoid, looks like 40 ish. Photoshoped 20-30 lb off.

She was "massaging" my both legs for 20 minutes and flipped me around 35-40 min.

I can tell she was checking on her phone while doing on leg and back.

**Axa575** · 04-27-23 11:36

Originally Posted by SayOcean [View Original Post]

That is 100% not her in the photos she is using in that posting. That is Lola Valentine (lolavalentinexoxo on Reddit).

Holy shit, who is this Lola valentine and does she provide? What a smokeshow.

**Maxtron** · 04-27-23 10:56

I've been to Blue Lotus Massage in Tukwila several times. The ladies there give amazing massage, and there is often quite a bit of teasing, but no extras. I always leave simultaneously relaxed and frustrated. Anyone else have different experience there?