Massage Parlor Reports

**Ray Purchase** · 07-02-22 13:02

Originally Posted by Buck1138 [View Original Post]

If you are feeling rushed it might be the times you are going. I very rarely get rushed at the few places I frequent often. Now of course YMMV as always and for whatever reason AMP girls tend to like me but I never go peak hours.

So what is the best time.

**Mitch Cor** · 07-02-22 03:14

Looking for advice on the following:

- Best thai / non-girl for real legit deep tissue massage, and nice HJ ending.

- Best girl for edging HJ, ideally with prostate and MSOG. Like a real cock artist, who knows how to milk it slowly.

- Best girl for the "king" treatment. Like the above, but with riding (cfs), dfk and BBBJ.

I want to just lay back, relax and let the lady do all the work. Any suggestions.

**Seattle Ampfan** · 07-02-22 02:21

Originally Posted by HiYolomi [View Original Post]

She charging smiling art rates, or yili rates?

Smiling Art entry fee (good). With Yili-sized tips (bad).

**HotsFeru** · 07-02-22 00:50

Thought I'd just share my experience here.

Went to go see the 26 why / O Nancy a few times and this place was only HE the first time. Kept coming back eventually got CBJ and a covered Kitty glide.

The more I went the more she let me do, daty GFE 69 everything even let me in unfortunately they every time I go and ask for her they all say that she's in NY now. She did go to NY a few times and always come back.

I've heard that the other girls there only do HE but I've seen a super hot and young one before. Anyone have any details.

**HiYolomi** · 07-02-22 00:44

Originally Posted by SeattleAmpfan [View Original Post]

Hey. For those of you who used to see Alice at Yili Spa (Fremont) during the pandemic, she's now back in the area, currently working at Smiling Art (Ballard), at 75th and 15th. And using the same name.

She charging smiling art rates, or yili rates?

**Seattle Ampfan** · 07-01-22 20:10

Hey. For those of you who used to see Alice at Yili Spa (Fremont) during the pandemic, she's now back in the area, currently working at Smiling Art (Ballard), at 75th and 15th. And using the same name.

**Buck1138** · 07-01-22 19:26

If you are feeling rushed it might be the times you are going. I very rarely get rushed at the few places I frequent often. Now of course YMMV as always and for whatever reason AMP girls tend to like me but I never go peak hours.

**Warrior Dennis** · 07-01-22 15:58

My perspective is jaded. Pepsi is one of the better AMP ladies, and she's around 50. Looks good, for 50. Korean Michelle with the wavy hair looks good for being well into her 40's, and her body isn't slim. Those are two of the better looking of the grannies. So, this Vida Spa, if their girls are 35 or younger, and even halfway decent looking, I know that I'm going to overrate them.

I'm reading guys saying they upsell and rush. Upsell, I'm not shocked. But, I have a vibe, that I could pay the 60 house fee, tip 200 for CFS, but get: A distant attitude, lackluster service, being told to hurry up and finish, and being back in my car in 20 minutes.

It's actually more worthwhile to spend 450 on BBFS with a KAngel, and usually get at least 45 minutes, rather than 260 for a 20 minute CFS date.

Glad I didn't go in, even though I was tempted.

**Maui Glory** · 07-01-22 14:05

Originally Posted by WarriorDennis [View Original Post]

Wow! Are these pictures accurate, even partly? I know those places up in Lynnwood show young women, and it's bull. But it sounds like you saw some under 30 girls. If the girls at One Vita Spa look even half as good as these pictures, I might just do FS for 260.

https://seattle.skipthegames.com/mas...5/899977308539

You know how McDonalds advertises burgers and they look perfect but when you go get one it all looks like hell? Yeah, that's 100 X more accurate than AMP photos.

**GoaThillBilly** · 07-01-22 14:00

Originally Posted by WalterWhite99 [View Original Post]

What's the $100 for? She's your wife, and thus should be free.

Lmao! It's never free, might seem that way with a wife until the Balloon payment comes due.

**AussieFury** · 07-01-22 13:52

Originally Posted by WarriorDennis [View Original Post]

Wow! Are these pictures accurate, even partly?

No. Never. No AMPs use real photos. Not even partly.

**KnoxNenters** · 07-01-22 12:24

Originally Posted by ShogunHua [View Original Post]

I forgot to mention there are a couple of new girls starting tomorrow.

Based on the last 3 months or so, it'll be interesting to see what happens here. When I showed up there the first time, both providers were potato-moms in their late 40's / early 50's. Total surprise, having read reviews that seemed to counter that. So I thought nothing of it and ignored the place. Then the Lucky reports started appearing. I went back, and enjoyed Lucky and Maggie, fairly impressed overall with the quality of service and visual appeal. Not so much on some of the negotiation stuff. But then recently someone reported seeing what sounded like a vice squad in the lower lot behind, possibly up to something last month.

And now we hear there will be Two. New. Girls. What are their names??

Someone please TOFTT, and if you have a RubMaps account, by all means post there as well (one of us can report back here if they see anything new). Your friends will wait for your return to tell the tales. Thank you in advance.

**Warrior Dennis** · 07-01-22 01:15

Originally Posted by RockChalk [View Original Post]

This sounds pretty much the way that my "session" went. Not an actual "massage parlor", so don't expect one. Sasha admitted that it is more of a whorehouse than a massage parlor. The "how do you want to relax tonight?" must be her stock script. She told me $200 for FS (plus $60 house).

Her "tip" numbers must be all out of whack / crazy high because she thinks she is still in Las Vegas? Is Vegas THAT expensive?

FYI, tonight on STG, the address for One Massage is being used for a place called "Saunas Spa," so when you see Saunas Spa know it is the same place discussed here as One Massage and Vina Massage.

Rock Chalk.

Wow! Are these pictures accurate, even partly? I know those places up in Lynnwood show young women, and it's bull. But it sounds like you saw some under 30 girls. If the girls at One Vita Spa look even half as good as these pictures, I might just do FS for 260.

https://seattle.skipthegames.com/mas...5/899977308539

**Shogun Hua** · 07-01-22 00:58

Originally Posted by ShogunHua [View Original Post]

Today is Lucky's last day, she's heading back home. Paid for 60 min, probably got 50 min, but it was weird circumstances, so I'm ok with it. $$ total damage. Lucky is attractive, middle of the back hair, enhanced Cs, HWP.

I also got to meet Maggie, wow, she was beautiful, she seemed really nice. Maybe 5-6", small waist, HWP, probably Ds, long hair.

Seniors can pm me for more details. Good luck and stay safe. Happy 4th!

I forgot to mention there are a couple of new girls starting tomorrow.

**MartyByrde** · 06-30-22 23:42

Originally Posted by RockChalk [View Original Post]

If I want to fuck a chubby, almost 60-year old woman, I'd stay home and fuck my wife. At least I wouldn't have to wear a condom! She also only charges me $100, so it would be a little cheaper, too.

What's the $100 for? She's your wife, and thus should be free.