Massage Parlor Reports

[AmpLoverOC]

Received a text from Hanna at Healthy. She has returned from China. Haven't seen her yet.

Any intel on Natural Massage on Bolsa?

No FS but good hand jobs.

[TravelerMike]

In your neighborhood so thought I'd try this spot on Centre Dr. In a small strip mall between Avis and a vape shop.

Nice little lobby. Met by 50's Asian woman asked how long. I wanted a massage so took 60 minutes. She took $100 and led me through big room with foot massage beds into a hallway with private rooms. Large massage room with sturdy massage table and what looked to be clean linens. No towel for drape on table and she noticed, opened cupboard and took out small hand towel. Good sign. She left to get change and I started to strip. I usually take off everything first, then shirt and watch reaction to naked when MMS returns with change. Light tap on door, open, glance at me and no reaction. Sets money down and leaves. Comes back a couple minutes later to ask if I can wait 10 minutes. "Sure". My other strategy in a new shop is to put the towel over my butt, only "carelessly" so someone opening door sees me covered, but MT will see all when she stands at end of table.

Katie then came in-40's, thin, wearing track pants and t-shirt. Giggles and immediately reaches between my legs and removes the towel. Another good sign. "Hard, medium, or soft" as she rubs the boys. Soft, there please as I reached between her legs. No real reaction to my hand. Didn't jump away, but also didn't encourage me.

Massage starts. Not great, but she clearly took a class. Little rubbing of legs for 5 - 10 minutes and she asks if I want oil. Then first pours oil into my ass crack and rubs it in. Stops that and spends 20 minutes of so of stroking my body without real technique before she began rubbing from my ankle up side of body and then down, now paying lots of attention to the crack. A few appreciative comments while this continues for about 10-15 strokes on each leg / side. Nice teasing. Then, she gets more oil, climbs between my legs and uses one hand to reach under and one to stroke starfish. It becomes clear this is her finishing touch as she switches hands, then goes back and forth. As I am coming, she starts saying "Superman" and then, "SO MUCH, baby". I honestly have no idea how much because I'm still face down.

Hot towel and then I turn face up for the first time to say goodbye. We never discussed tip, but the $40 change was sitting on the table the whole time. She gave me water, and a hug. Out I went to see 2 other guys now waiting in the lobby. Total time only about 50 minutes, but that's close enough that I didn't feel cheated.

[Danny2]

They quoted me this for door. Any idea how much FS costs?

30 min50.

45 min60.

60 min70.

At a minimum 300 on top of house fees YMMV not all of them do FS.

I have not been there in a long time don't know who still works there.

Go find out and let us know.

[TopGunTommy]

Yes that is why Haven keeps posting new lineups every day..

My friend Mav is full of ish sometimes. He makes up lies about places to convince others about places being bad although I am sure he's never been there. Haven is ok you get what you pay for. They don't post lineups to taunt the LE. Give them a try you might have good time like I did. The pictures are fake but the service is usually good. Good massage and I leave happy. Not sure what Mav is trying to deceive you about. Prices are fair and the girls are not playboy models but they're also not old and crusty most of the times LOL. Try it out for yourself. Linda is always a good time.

[KammyMike]

He mentioned cross streets before but there was nothing there when I tried looking for it. Asked for additional info and got nothing. Was warned it might be a wild goose chase by another member so just a heads up.

Maybe he likes getting head from kicking crab busboy and put him in a Spiral's.

[SpicyCurry]

Linda has been to doing FS for quite a while. Guys talked about it all over the sites, didn't think it was much of a secret. One guy said he went to check her out, didn't bring condoms but she was all willing. He didn't want to risk BBFS but enjoyed exploding on her neck and face. Other guys of course went all the way. I've only been with her a few times, all I wanted was a massage and HJ. I didn't find her attractive.

If slammer meant it that she's not the one, then he must be thinking about Andie. Andie is more of a gem but I've heard tons of talks on guys getting to her Bush. I've done DATY, fucking sweet, but no further. And Anna, well fuck, come on.

You're checking your messages, right Kev?

[Kevin80]

Can you clarify what is going on with Linda at BW? Slammer says she is not the one. So who is giving up FS at BW?

Linda has been to doing FS for quite a while. Guys talked about it all over the sites, didn't think it was much of a secret. One guy said he went to check her out, didn't bring condoms but she was all willing. He didn't want to risk BBFS but enjoyed exploding on her neck and face. Other guys of course went all the way. I've only been with her a few times, all I wanted was a massage and HJ. I didn't find her attractive.

If slammer meant it that she's not the one, then he must be thinking about Andie. Andie is more of a gem but I've heard tons of talks on guys getting to her Bush. I've done DATY, fucking sweet, but no further. And Anna, well fuck, come on.

[CrustyOldGuy]

I haven't been there in a while but it's a FS AMP. Ladies are 30-40's, decent looking, and they probably have the largest rooms out of all the places I've been too.

Thank you for the info. I stopped by but didn't go past the outer entrance. Was greeted by two very lovely ladies, April and someone else. I said I just wanted to know how much for an hour. They were very nice and I definitely got the 'extras' vibe. Will file a report if I go back.

[NathanCross]

Received a text from Hanna at Healthy. She has returned from China. Haven't seen her yet.

Any intel on Natural Massage on Bolsa?

I haven't been there in a while but it's a FS AMP. Ladies are 30-40's, decent looking, and they probably have the largest rooms out of all the places I've been too.

[TopGunMaverick]

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[TopGunMaverick]

I had one time where a woman came in for a massage. I don't know how close the woman customer was, but having a "stealth" HJ while also having my hand down the provider's pants was a wild rush. Something about trying to muffle the orgasm made it that much more intense.

Yes, it adds to the fun. Its like couples who do it in public places. Virtually all of the AMP's we discuss here were totally legit 5+ year ago, and then a few enterprising ladies broke the baby-oil barrier and gave secretive handshakes. Where they might get fired if discovered. It was all hush-hush. Many of the wilder girls disappeared in fact. Nowdays, you can hardly get a legit massage without some lady pulling your Johnson and wanting 3 times the tip she would have gotten for legit. I am not really sure its better now. I am so tired of being in the room, and hearing the guy next room over get his lube and tune. The telltale slurpy high speed sound, followed by a few muffled moans, silence, then the sound of clean up.

[KammyMike]

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[TopGunMaverick]

Again, I've never had it but isn't it common knowledge that Linda does FS?

Can you clarify what is going on with Linda at BW? Slammer says she is not the one. So who is giving up FS at BW?

[ZzzBoy14]

I saw LE bringing out cuffed mongers the other day. I would stick with Dubois.

Yes that is why Haven keeps posting new lineups every day.

TROLLLL.

[CrustyOldGuy]

Do they make battery powered black lights? I would be afraid to see what you might find in the dark curtained rooms of some of our favorite places.

There are plenty of quality battery powered UV LED lights. A little searching you can find lights specific for scorpions, semen, etc. They aren't very expensive. Harbor Freight may have some too.