Massage Parlor Reports

[PlayerN818]

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...857/3239220053

Contacted Michelle via text in the evening. Did not get a response until the afternoon. She apologizes and I set up the session in the evening. Apartment incall in Burbank, easy parking. Texted Michelle and she was nice enough to come get me (apartment was hard to find).

I went to use the restroom to make sure no one was hiding in there. No humans waiting for me, except for the stench of mold and mildew.

Went to her room, it was nicely lit with a massage table setup. I got naked.

She tells me to flip over. As she holds my tool, I can see that she is mechanical in her approach when it comes to holding it. No eye contact. Mechanical jackhammer. I tell her to slow down. She says Ok. I tell her to take off her top so I can see those nice tits. She obliges. I titfuck her and have her unzip her jeans. I grab her by the pussy. I ask her if she wants to suck and fuck as well. She says no. What a shame. She is too hot for just HJ only. She tells me to get back on the table. I oblige but I suck on her tits. They smelled like Parmesan cheese. Due to the taste, I stop sucking on her tits. I tell her to titfuck again me. She titfucks me and I cum all over her tits, shooting a load into her face. She was surprised but stops jerking me off to completion, leaving me with a ruined orgasm. I lay there in pleasure and anger. At least she was nice enough to clean me up afterwards. Michelle and I talk afterwards, she is cool, but appears to be spaced out most of the time. I left and she kissed me on the lips.

I was hoping for at least a decent massage. Did not get it. I was hoping for an hour. Did not get it. Oh well. It could have been worse.

Damage was 100. Overall, pictures are accurate, nice lady, hot body, nice parmesan tits, but I won't repeat. Due to poor massage and ruined orgasm.

Love when they use acting headshots to promote the escort service. Can't get any more LA than that.

[Brock Laser]

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...857/3239220053

Contacted Michelle via text in the evening. Did not get a response until the afternoon. She apologizes and I set up the session in the evening. Apartment incall in Burbank, easy parking. Texted Michelle and she was nice enough to come get me (apartment was hard to find).

I went to use the restroom to make sure no one was hiding in there. No humans waiting for me, except for the stench of mold and mildew.

Went to her room, it was nicely lit with a massage table setup. I got naked.

She tells me to flip over. As she holds my tool, I can see that she is mechanical in her approach when it comes to holding it. No eye contact. Mechanical jackhammer. I tell her to slow down. She says Ok. I tell her to take off her top so I can see those nice tits. She obliges. I titfuck her and have her unzip her jeans. I grab her by the pussy. I ask her if she wants to suck and fuck as well. She says no. What a shame. She is too hot for just HJ only. She tells me to get back on the table. I oblige but I suck on her tits. They smelled like Parmesan cheese. Due to the taste, I stop sucking on her tits. I tell her to titfuck again me. She titfucks me and I cum all over her tits, shooting a load into her face. She was surprised but stops jerking me off to completion, leaving me with a ruined orgasm. I lay there in pleasure and anger. At least she was nice enough to clean me up afterwards. Michelle and I talk afterwards, she is cool, but appears to be spaced out most of the time. I left and she kissed me on the lips.

I was hoping for at least a decent massage. Did not get it. I was hoping for an hour. Did not get it. Oh well. It could have been worse.

Damage was 100. Overall, pictures are accurate, nice lady, hot body, nice parmesan tits, but I won't repeat. Due to poor massage and ruined orgasm.

[DickGrayson101]

Anyone ever try a South African tantrika named Desiree? Experience? Worth it? Thanks in advance!

[MrValleyC]

Are these Asian ads legit?

Looks like they're at random houses throughout the valley and they offer many kinds of services at the same price. Am I going to get robbed at these places?

Examples:

https://sanfernandovalley.bedpage.co...d/9698501.html

https://sanfernandovalley.bedpage.co...s/9769521.html

https://sanfernandovalley.bedpage.co...a/9777926.html

https://sanfernandovalley.bedpage.co...d/9677694.html

https://sanfernandovalley.bedpage.co...s/9581490.html

[PlayerN818]

Must have been fake providers that watch fake news about fake pandemics. I blame fake doctors for talking about fake deaths that impact fake people. But what do I know? I'm just typing on a fake keyboard.

Yeah, I wish my friend would stop talking about his fake near death with this fake bullshit.

[OldCedar]

Saw this add.

https://sanfernandovalley.bedpage.co...7/9771609.html

So I stayed at the motel within walking distance and gave it a try. Great massage and teasing rub on the flip. Didn't even have to ask and HE provided. Late 30's or early 40's lady.

[DGoodLife]

We may be getting shutdown again. Guys make your calls and get those digits of your fav girls.

This is for So Cal.

DGL.

[Member #6371]

I knew a couple that fit your bill, but they both went down to that fake pandemic. Bummer.

Must have been fake providers that watch fake news about fake pandemics. I blame fake doctors for talking about fake deaths that impact fake people. But what do I know? I'm just typing on a fake keyboard.

[PlayerN818]

Seen her last right before the fake ass pandemic. She gave decent head. But her looks take away from the experience. Not sure how much that would matter to why'all. That was the only time I've seen her. Was interested in her based on her reports here and on RM site. I really enjoy deep throats with swallow, but to be honest I don't remember if she swallows my load or not. The deep thoat wasn't memorable, so that makes it 0 out of 2 as far as I'm concerned. To each their own. I'll maybe try her again if I'm drunk and horn dogged out of mind again.

Anyways, to any reading, would appreciate any PM / or inside info on any babes willing to go all out on head giving with swallow.

I'm looking for a gal that would give enthusiastic head (doesn't have to be deep throat). Swallow isn't that important, but I'd like her to keep sucking on even after I nut. She could spit to the side. Want her to keep going until I go limp. A guy could dram can't he. I've only experienced this a handful of times. Thanks for any recommendations in advance.

I knew a couple that fit your bill, but they both went down to that fake pandemic. Bummer.

[JBarry28]

Has anybody seen Tina recently in Encino LOL.

Seen her last right before the fake ass pandemic. She gave decent head. But her looks take away from the experience. Not sure how much that would matter to why'all. That was the only time I've seen her. Was interested in her based on her reports here and on RM site. I really enjoy deep throats with swallow, but to be honest I don't remember if she swallows my load or not. The deep thoat wasn't memorable, so that makes it 0 out of 2 as far as I'm concerned. To each their own. I'll maybe try her again if I'm drunk and horn dogged out of mind again.

Anyways, to any reading, would appreciate any PM / or inside info on any babes willing to go all out on head giving with swallow.

I'm looking for a gal that would give enthusiastic head (doesn't have to be deep throat). Swallow isn't that important, but I'd like her to keep sucking on even after I nut. She could spit to the side. Want her to keep going until I go limp. A guy could dram can't he. I've only experienced this a handful of times. Thanks for any recommendations in advance.

[RockNRoll72]

https://candy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...lley/55943843/

Thinking of TOFTT and trying her out. $160 for the half, which is steep to say the least. No FS and for that price I can definitely get it elsewhere.

Anyone have any experiences with her?

[PlayerN818]

Player,

I looked for an ad to see if she had one with actual pics of herself. Realized that the ones out there aren't hard to find but it's all angles. Her chest looks like this but I could tell this pic is a couple years old. Definitely a MILF latina. Said she is Chilean.

https://bodyrubindex.com/ad/sanferna.../16/298137/ter

Oh yeah, Busty Mary. She's been running that ad for years. Thanks again for the intel.

[RockNRoll72]

Hey Rock,

Nice review. Any ad link?

Player,

I looked for an ad to see if she had one with actual pics of herself. Realized that the ones out there aren't hard to find but it's all angles. Her chest looks like this but I could tell this pic is a couple years old. Definitely a MILF latina. Said she is Chilean.

https://bodyrubindex.com/ad/sanferna.../16/298137/ter

[Eponymously]

Hey Rock,

Nice review. Any ad link?

This is the Noho Dreams spot https://losangeles.rubratings.com/188710.

[PlayerN818]

Hey Fellas. Saw that Maria was in the SO area, seen her ad for ages and decided to TOFTT. Called and made an appointment for that same evening, told me to go to the intersection of Magnolia & Coldwater and call when I was there.

Hey Rock,

Nice review. Any ad link?