Massage Parlor Reports

**Eddinger** · 02-13-20 10:48

Same. I've never had a problem. They don't care.

Originally Posted by Lgkok [View Original Post]

I've left my wallet and cell phone in the room at just about every establishment I've visited over the years, never had any issues at any of the Asian places.

**Lgkok** · 02-13-20 07:47

Originally Posted by SreeDeep [View Original Post]

I agree with what Eddinger wrote. The service is just as described, so I wouldn't be harsh on them for some fake advertisement. There's no point repeating details, so I'll just write some thoughts.

Sara is truly beautiful and an enthusiastic performer. She has tiny cups, so Fiona is a good doubles partner. Not as pretty, but natural Cs. Also, enthusiastic, but fake moans non stop and too loudly, almost to a point that was irritating me. Neither can massage particularly well. They keep on chitchatting with each other in Chinese, which is fun to hear. Neither is fluent in English, so communication was largely by playing charades.

It was my first double and although it was fun for the most part, I wouldn't repeat. I could only concentrate on one at a time, and that was mostly Sara. For the insane amount of money you pay, it's not worth it I felt. Sara alone for 1 hour would be ideal. I'm quite a fan of hers.

Set up was easy, AL and gogorelax asked to scan my work ID and I said that's not happening. Vera received me at the door, she's tiny! Checked ID, but let me hide my name, which I appreciate. My only concern was that I kept my wallet and ID in the room for a good 20-30 minutes while TS-ing. Not that they stole anything or charged my card, but it's risky I felt. What do you guys usually do?

Saw Sunny on my way out, I might have tried her instead of Fiona if given a choice.

I've left my wallet and cell phone in the room at just about every establishment I've visited over the years, never had any issues at any of the Asian places.

**SreeDeep** · 02-12-20 11:14

I agree with what Eddinger wrote. The service is just as described, so I wouldn't be harsh on them for some fake advertisement. There's no point repeating details, so I'll just write some thoughts.

Sara is truly beautiful and an enthusiastic performer. She has tiny cups, so Fiona is a good doubles partner. Not as pretty, but natural Cs. Also, enthusiastic, but fake moans non stop and too loudly, almost to a point that was irritating me. Neither can massage particularly well. They keep on chitchatting with each other in Chinese, which is fun to hear. Neither is fluent in English, so communication was largely by playing charades.

It was my first double and although it was fun for the most part, I wouldn't repeat. I could only concentrate on one at a time, and that was mostly Sara. For the insane amount of money you pay, it's not worth it I felt. Sara alone for 1 hour would be ideal. I'm quite a fan of hers.

Set up was easy, AL and gogorelax asked to scan my work ID and I said that's not happening. Vera received me at the door, she's tiny! Checked ID, but let me hide my name, which I appreciate. My only concern was that I kept my wallet and ID in the room for a good 20-30 minutes while TS-ing. Not that they stole anything or charged my card, but it's risky I felt. What do you guys usually do?

Saw Sunny on my way out, I might have tried her instead of Fiona if given a choice.

Originally Posted by Eddinger [View Original Post]

Asian lassies is wonderful and so is NYAW. Even though there might be shilling from them its prob not even accurate to how crazy wild the women and sessions there are, so I wouldn't handicap it because of behavior online you find distasteful. Its easily one of my top places and I've never once had anything less than a 10 in service and an 8 in looks from the 7-8 women I've seen there so far.

**Not From Here** · 02-11-20 17:45

I think I have only seen one review of the place on the 5th floor. I passed by it a couple weeks ago but passed and went to my sure thing on the 6th. Anyone else been to the 5th and want to give a review?

**SpaspaHunter** · 02-11-20 14:49

Originally Posted by Scraggy [View Original Post]

Joyce, formerly of EBS, is reliably a great choice. Really outstanding spa-quality massage with an enthusiastic BBBJ finish at Chinatown prices. How can you beat that?

She's moved across the street to 118 - looks like 119 is closing down for good. Basement studio, every bit as cramped as 119. Busy place, about 4 girls working on a rainy weeknight and the doorbell and phone constant.

Joyce is as delightful as ever and I'm sure I'll be back next trip to NYC. (I've reviewed her before. This is about my third or fourth visit with her- search forum if you like).

Scraggy.

I think because that place got visited few months back or something. Yeah Chinatown prices are pretty great but you can't compare that to the service you're getting at spots like AL and NYAW.

Glad you enjoyed it with Nikki. Hopefully next time you get to taste the other talents there too. Rebecca is back today so I'm sure as hell going to lock in an hour or two and tap that.

For real though, I need more gals that speak my dialects and for me quality wise that's pretty much just NYAW Chloe or AL Rebecca. I speak this obscured dialect so I'm always wondering how dirty talking in that is like.

**SpaspaHunter** · 02-11-20 13:32

Originally Posted by Farzi [View Original Post]

So not sure how many guys got the purple nuts after calling up AL but here goes nothing.

Called them up after reading zillions of reviews of Asians going Gaga over your junk. I am always a little wary about the verification and I'd because you know "I only see, no keep", "I need to see actual", "Hold it in my hand" - You're not holding jack ya B. I don't know whr all you have cams and with what zoom power.

A few days ago AL did one better. They need to send the pic on their phone before we show up. Why don't we also just give them our addresses, bank details, social bleh bleh bleh.

I say boycott these identity thieving mongrels. Whr are the days when you just go in, pop one out and come back smiling. Are others bothered as well?

Peace.

You buy a pack of smokes or even cough fucking medicine and you're showing I'd. If you're that turned off by screening then go to the ones that don't need it. 7 Stars don't need I'd and Royal Spa doesn't need I'd either. Might be a slow build up if your first visit because everyone nervous if you are any of the negatives. Once you're in it's smooth sailing.

Royal spa is decent compromise as well because their spot is lit compared to AL last I went. Mms there is super nice too and I think I understand their reasoning on how they work.

I've been to places that needed I'd and they didn't check me either because I was respectful and not coming off as hostile. Might also be other criteria but I'm not going to discuss that in open waters.

**Eddinger** · 02-11-20 10:56

Asian lassies is wonderful and so is NYAW. Even though there might be shilling from them its prob not even accurate to how crazy wild the women and sessions there are, so I wouldn't handicap it because of behavior online you find distasteful. Its easily one of my top places and I've never once had anything less than a 10 in service and an 8 in looks from the 7-8 women I've seen there so far.

Originally Posted by Scraggy [View Original Post]

Partly as a protest over NYAW shills and despite how delicious Fiona seems to be, went to Asian Lassies. Rebecca was off so asked for Nikki. Mms was terrific, easy set up by text. First of all, Nikki's website pictures are 100% accurate. They don't show that she's probably, at the most, 5 feet tall and pretty. Not cover girl gorgeous, but pretty enough. The body is phenomenal, trim but not emaciated, the tightest little ass I've seen for ages and good D store-boughts. I'm not usually a fan of implants, but these are nice and she seems to love playing with them. I spent as much time eating her delicious kitty as she did with me in her mouth which is a lot. Rimming, DT are special talents, including both in the TS with me face down: amazing. She is really sweet and funny without being giggly (which I hate). Someone said that their set up, especially table shower, were well done and I agree. And the place is steps away from Times Square which makes it very convenient.

Thanks for the intel, gang.

Scraggy.

**BxLickyOkitty** · 02-11-20 09:42

Originally Posted by Chris93 [View Original Post]

Your fucking kidding right? Did I go on the wrong day there was only 2 providers and they were not looking good at all.

Must've been a bad day. Never seen just 2 girls there. I like the 6th floor better for the price. I feel like there's no difference between looks just price.

**Wonger** · 02-11-20 08:10

Originally Posted by Scraggy [View Original Post]

Joyce, formerly of EBS, is reliably a great choice. Really outstanding spa-quality massage with an enthusiastic BBBJ finish at Chinatown prices. How can you beat that?

She's moved across the street to 118 - looks like 119 is closing down for good. Basement studio, every bit as cramped as 119. Busy place, about 4 girls working on a rainy weeknight and the doorbell and phone constant.

Joyce is as delightful as ever and I'm sure I'll be back next trip to NYC. (I've reviewed her before. This is about my third or fourth visit with her- search forum if you like).

Scraggy.

Wait 119 is closing down?? That was my go to spot do you know what happened?

**CarnalesAlex** · 02-11-20 05:14

Has anyone been to Diamond Desires recently?

It seems like the roster looks completely different from when I last visited. Are any of the new girls worthwhile?

**Chris93** · 02-11-20 02:35

Originally Posted by BxLickyOkitty [View Original Post]

LOL that's the place.

Your fucking kidding right? Did I go on the wrong day there was only 2 providers and they were not looking good at all.

**BobSmith42** · 02-10-20 23:37

Hey guys,

Haven't posted in a while, but wondering if the NYC team can help out. Been in town for a few months and trying to find a spot that gives an actual good massage, but where FS is avail from quality like NYAW or AL (as described in the reviews). May just go to those to check them out, but curious if anyone has found a spot with that quality provider who knows how to actually get the kinks out.

I checked out East Garden around 45th. Got yaya. She was sexy, 20's, great natural tits. TS was good, lot of teasing. Stroking on the table, getting herself wet. Back to the table, mediocre massage and then she went straight for downtown with teasing. Stripped off her top, but pants and below the belt off limits. No FS here. Damage is 70 for the hour, 60 for the HE. She was a smokeshow, so kind of worth it. But for $$ . 8 why not get some of what these reviews are describing.

Appreciate the help gang.

**Farzi** · 02-10-20 23:23

So not sure how many guys got the purple nuts after calling up AL but here goes nothing.

Called them up after reading zillions of reviews of Asians going Gaga over your junk. I am always a little wary about the verification and I'd because you know "I only see, no keep", "I need to see actual", "Hold it in my hand" - You're not holding jack ya B. I don't know whr all you have cams and with what zoom power.

A few days ago AL did one better. They need to send the pic on their phone before we show up. Why don't we also just give them our addresses, bank details, social bleh bleh bleh.

I say boycott these identity thieving mongrels. Whr are the days when you just go in, pop one out and come back smiling. Are others bothered as well?

Peace.

**Scraggy** · 02-10-20 21:20

Joyce, formerly of EBS, is reliably a great choice. Really outstanding spa-quality massage with an enthusiastic BBBJ finish at Chinatown prices. How can you beat that?

She's moved across the street to 118 - looks like 119 is closing down for good. Basement studio, every bit as cramped as 119. Busy place, about 4 girls working on a rainy weeknight and the doorbell and phone constant.

Joyce is as delightful as ever and I'm sure I'll be back next trip to NYC. (I've reviewed her before. This is about my third or fourth visit with her- search forum if you like).

Scraggy.

**BxLickyOkitty** · 02-10-20 19:18

Originally Posted by Chris93 [View Original Post]

Went to 98 Mott 3rd floor and didn't know the # so went into the place that seemed most likely to be it had a doorbell door is locked and sign that said rub. y'all talk mad shit about the 6th floor being sketchy but this place made the 6th floor look like the four seasons. And the 2 providers made the 6th floor ladies look like models. Honestly place was gross and girls were gross did I go in the wrong door cause from what I've heard I thought 3rd floor was a bit better then the 6th.

LOL that's the place.